All Chapters of The Ultimate Epic Fail Influencer: Chapter 61
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A fresh jolt of pain ripped through Sam's arm the moment he finished the swing. He didn't need to look down to know he'd pulled something again, the same muscle screaming at him from the last time he'd pushed too hard. His hands tingled around the crowbar's grip, vibrations humming through his palms like aftershocks.That hit had not been light.The thief who'd been picking the warehouse lock lay crumpled on the concrete, motionless. He wouldn't be getting up anytime soon, not after catching the full force of a metal bar across his back. Sam flexed his fingers and winced, shaking the numbness loose.The lookout saw everything. His face went chalk-white under the distant security lights, eyes wide, brain short-circuiting as it tried to reconcile the idea of a night-shift security guard actually doing something. Then survival instinct kicked in."Go, go, go!" His voice cracked as he spun and bolted into the darkness between the shipping containers.Sam tighten
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Ella Rogers lost it.She'd told him. She had specifically, explicitly told Sam Sparks what to do if he ever found himself in another dangerous situation: disengage, call the police, keep yourself alive above all else. Those were not suggestions, those were orders.And what did he do? He didn't retreat a single step. He squared up against an armed thief like this was some scheduled appointment he'd been looking forward to.Ella's hands shook against the dashboard as fury and disbelief wrestled inside her chest. Every officer in the cruiser had gone rigid. The humor and casual commentary from earlier in the shift had evaporated, leaving only the low hum of the engine and tinny audio bleeding from the dash-mounted screen.Captain Hollins, the balding man in the passenger seat, swallowed hard. His eyes hadn't left the feed."He's actually doing this." His voice came out strange, like he was trying to convince himself it wasn't real. "This isn't showmanship. That
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The moment Sam registered what had changed around him, a surge of triumph lit up his chest.Everything had slowed to a crawl. The warehouse district, the flickering streetlights, the dust motes drifting through humid night air, all of it hung frozen like a paused video frame. The thief was mid-lunge with his knife extended, but his movement had become glacial, as though the air itself had turned to syrup."So this is what it feels like," Sam muttered, his pulse still hammering but his mind suddenly, impossibly clear. "A domain expansion, straight out of a fantasy novel."He hadn't expected the System to hand him something this broken, a God-Tier Ability that could warp time around him, freezing everything else while he moved freely. A bug-level power that shouldn't exist outside of cheat codes. And right now, staring at the knife inching toward his chest at a fraction of normal speed, every ounce of fear crystallized into cold, focused rage.He didn't hesitate.
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Chapter 63
The walkie-talkie crackled to life without warning."Hey, Sam, everything okay on your end?" Chief Briggs' voice cut through the static, tight with concern. "We heard all that commotion. Sounded like something big went down."A brief pause, then his voice returned, more urgent. "You guys didn't run into a wild boar, did you? They show up around the hillside district sometimes. Don't even think about going toe-to-toe with one of those things, they're way meaner than any petty thief."Sam and Alex Cheek exchanged a look that hovered somewhere between disbelief and exhaustion. A wild boar, of all the things to assume, the man had landed on a wild boar.The chat erupted instantly.[TangerineDream]: Not a boar, Chief. It's a human boar.[CookieMuncher]: I'm CRYING this misunderstanding is too perfect lmaooo[CallMeDoug]: If an actual boar heard that scream it would've called the cops itself[MoonClosed]: Honestly though, that shriek did sound like
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The word satisfying dropped into the silence around the South Warehouse like a stone into still water, and every person within earshot went rigid with discomfort. People exchanged glances, brows furrowed and lips pressed tight, nobody quite sure how to respond.The chat, however, had no such reservations."Who the hell is this guy, and what's with that mouth?""That's Sam's cousin, been looking down on him since day one!""Are you serious right now? Doesn't even know what happened and he's already throwing shade?""Dude looks all polished and put together, but I didn't expect him to be this kind of person.""Classic family dynamic, can't stand watching your own relative do better than you."Newer viewers scrolled back through the chat trying to piece things together, but the regulars were already in full lecture mode."For those who just got here, Sam nearly didn't pass his interview because of this clown, who sabotaged the whole thing!"
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Joel nodded with visible reluctance, then added the word "cousin" to Sam's visitor badge.The chat erupted instantly.That flip was faster than the weather changing!Two minutes ago he was pretending they weren't related, now suddenly they're family again?This guy switches faces like he's flipping pages in a book!Having a relative like this is just bad luck. Cut him off while you still can.That's classic Joel, he forgets loyalty the second there's something to gain.The audience was furious. Angry comments flooded the screen so fast it was impossible to read any single one before it vanished beneath twenty more.Sam, Alex, and Officer Ella Rogers stood together near the entrance, wearing identical expressions of open contempt as they watched Joel approach. Hadn't he just denied any connection? Yet the moment he heard Sam had done something impressive, he came scurrying back to claim kinship. Then again, for someone like Joel, shame was a co
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Sam held his phone in silence, staring at the screen without really seeing it.He hadn't put the call on speaker, but his father's voice tore through the tiny speaker with enough force that both Alex and Officer Ella Rogers, standing just a few feet away, caught every word. Beyond them, the livestream audience heard it all, crystal clear.The chat exploded instantly."Holy... I could hear that from here!""His own dad takes his cousin's side? What kind of family is this?""Sam's home life is actually disgusting.""Remember when he mentioned his dad handed over that Fortune-500 firm job to someone else? I thought he was exaggerating.""I doubted it too. Not anymore.""If I were Sam, I'd cut ties on the spot.""What kind of father crushes his own son like that?"Sam exhaled slowly. The warmth drained from his eyes, replaced by something cold and still. "Dad," he said, his voice low and controlled, "before I came here, you told me clear
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Sam himself seemed remarkably calm. He slipped his phone back into his pocket without a word, his expression flat and unbothered, as though whatever had just been said on that call had already been filed away and forgotten. His breathing was steady and his posture loose, the kind of stillness that came not from suppression but from genuine indifference. He stood in the open yard between the warehouse buildings, the late-afternoon light casting long shadows across the cracked concrete, and simply waited.That was when Joel appeared from around the corner of one of the warehouse buildings. Moments ago he'd been draping his arm over the shoulders of a few mid-level managers, whispering back and forth like old friends sharing secrets, his laugh a little too loud and his gestures a little too familiar for someone who'd been on-site less than a week. Now he strolled toward Sam with his hands tucked casually in his pockets, wearing the mask of a concerned older cousin, head tilted sli
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Ella Rogers pointed at the cluster of managers, her finger trembling with barely contained fury. "You... you people..." The words died in her throat, choked off by sheer indignation.The balding police captain stepped in front of her, placing a steadying hand on her shoulder. "Easy, Ella. This is an internal factory matter. We came to catch thieves, not referee their office politics. We don't have jurisdiction over how they assign credit."He wasn't wrong. Their warrant covered the Shakedown Ring, not workplace ethics. And even if they argued the point, these people wouldn't listen.Ella clenched her jaw until her molars ached. Beside her, Alex Cheek balled his fists, knuckles white. If assault weren't a criminal offense, he'd have already introduced each smug face to the back of his hand."So that's why the challenge didn't clear," Sam muttered, rubbing the back of his head with a long exhale. "There was still this part left to play out." That last thought was d
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The chat erupted the moment Sam's words landed."Holy crap, Sam actually pulled that off!" "This is textbook 'you take the credit, you take the blame.'" "I'm dying, there's no way Joel saw this coming!" "Forget Joel, none of us saw this coming!" "Sam's not just good-looking, the guy's actually sharp!" "Since when did this stream get this intense?"The cluster of middle managers behind Joel had gone pale. Even the police captain, the one with the thinning hair and the perpetually tired expression, stood frozen for a moment."Where exactly is that rule written?" he asked, his tone dripping with skepticism.Officer Ella Rogers didn't answer directly. She just smiled, quick and conspiratorial, one eyebrow lifting slightly.The captain caught on immediately. A bluff. A well-played one."So... it's really like that?" Director Grimes ventured carefully, voice low enough that only those nearest could hear."That's correct," the captain confirmed with a nod