Ancient Modern Murim

Chapter 7: Status

He leaped and went directly to the west direction where the tree the coach man was hiding, he tried to reach his hand to grab the coachman as a hostage, suddenly someone gank him and a pitchblack in the background with a thin diagonal red line happened. He was in a daze when his head rolled in the ground.

Everyone was surprised to an abrupt happening,

"Impossible, according to my employer you are supposed to be at the 9th level stage of Martial Practitioner."

"Tell me who ordered you to assassinate me?" Uptight.

His expression was grim,

"Tsk"

He clenches his teeth, his eyeballs turn white, and a white foam comes out of his mouth.

Maoyi check the corpse,

"He took the poison embedded on his gums"

And then he checked their belongings, there was a crest stated, Night Howl guild.

The lady pondered,

"They are a notorious organization, who offer extermination services as long as they are adequately being paid."

Shindi  reply,

"Whoever it is he/she must be belong to a prominent family"

[I better look further into this, whoever wants to take my life, I better stop by to light feather sect. before I return home.]

"Alright, I'll better get going"

Elainor came out in the carriage,

" Miss, may we know the name of our savior?"

"My name... Alexandria Voin Vivalde, in short just call me Xandria"

"Miss Xandria, may we bid you farewell, if we meet again well pay you back twice the fold"

"Good bye"

Meanwhile in the cave,

"so what I'm supposed to do"

"First thing you do is say is say, status"

"Status"

Out of thin air a status board appear in mid air,

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Name: Xiang Monji

Title: Otherworlder, Blessed by the goddess of lust, Martial Artist, supporting mage, Provocative Master, Genius of the 21st century I guess?

Level: 1st level Martial Practioner

Class: White Mage 

Vitality: 100 (300)

Mana: 300/300

Active Skills,

Domain lvl 1, aura manipulation, barrier lvl 1,

lightning light step, mental edge pierce,

Heal lvl 1, Rejuvenation lvl 1.

passive Skills:

Regeneration, barrier lvl 1, unyielding stamina

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"hmmm, looks impressive, it seems to me I have made a breakthrough from 9th stage Martial Apprentice to 1st stage of Martial Practioner.

"What's this!, I have a vitality of 100, explain this to me unidentified foreign creature look a like tadpole freak spawn from hell"

"And look, Genius of the 21st century I guess?"

"Is this a fraud?" Enrage

"Master your so cruel, I am a will created by you, when you reach at age 13, boho!, boho"

"I'll call you spermy"

" I guess I claim myself as a genius in the 21st century, in fact, my arrogance is immeasurable hahahahaha!"

"so.., tell me why is my vitality 100?"

" The thing is you have a vitality of 2,000, let me briefly explain.

"Humans produce 1,500 sperms per second, by the end of a full sperm production cycle, you can generate up to 8 billion sperms per day."

"1 vitality is equal to 1 million sperms/ life points,"

"25 percent of it is 2 billion divided by 1 million sperm/ life points, which is equal to 2,000 worth fixed amounts of vitality alone, with an additional 300."

"To increase your vitality further you need to exercise, increase your cultivation to gain vitality permanently and buff with magic although it's temporary."

"You can only utilize 2 billion or 25 percent of your vitality which is 2,000 converted, with a reserve worth 300 vitality. All in all your total amount of vitality is two thousand three hundred."

"300 is procured during your training, increased cultivation etc."

"The other 2 billion is allocated in utilizing your power or life magic as a reserved, example for that is your passive skill regeneration, Rejuvenation, and transfer buff to your allies. You can reserved the 2 billion life points in your disposal."

"By the way if you spend your vitality and power related to life, it can be replenished again. Even if you masturbate you will only release 50 percent life points and those 50 percent can be utilized externally for example, rejuvenating a plant or animal, or even making a simple lake into a mysterious lake full of vitality and life. And the rest of the 50 percent can be kept, and be used anytime or maintain passive skill.

"Get to the point"

" 50 percent of it goes to the blondy woman that you just fuck. As for the rest I converted it into spiritual life force."

"what does it mean?"

"Anything that is related to life can be converted, may it be spiritual qi, ki, mana, chakra and etc. after converting, I set an eight grade illusion array, 3rd grade protective magic while your having a good time, and to make sure no foreign entity will come inside the cave."

"If you look at your status, your mana is still full."

"Also there is a reason, aside from foreign invasion of privacy, you don't want your first intercouse to be distracted and interfered right? Even a Peak Nascent soul/beast can't do anything or break the illusion."

Spermy grin, as if he was kissing the shoes of his superior.

"Well you did a great job!"

["This is the first time this prick complimented me, hehehe fool your easy to move."]

Xiang Monji glare him like a dagger,

"Just because I compliment you, doesn't mean I have forgiven you for calling me pussycat"

[“Tsk, master is a tough nut to crack”]

Xiang Monji walk out in the cave,

This is an another story, the aftermath to what happen 100 years later,

a century  later the center of the Dim Forest will become a living legend. the 8th grade illusion array won't diminish unless it is destroyed or disarmed by the caster. Only a Human Sage (God Realm) and beyond can destroy the illusion array, lots of martial artists, fugitive, bandits, rapists die and get lost in the illusion. For Xiang Monji it is easy to cross the illusion, since his own life points were used to cast the illusion.

Xiang Monji can dispel the illusion, but he didn't do it, instead add another spell with the help of spermy, he merges the heart of purity spell and the illusion array, the array has a radius of 1 mile. An individual who harbors a wicked personality will be lost, and can't get out until they die. Lots of corpses, treasure, talisman, and amulets were found in these lands. Thus after 100 years and the discovery of the hidden treasure at the center of Dim Forest, a large scale of war will happen, because of Xiang Monjis  twisted action.

He walked in the forest to the direction where his vassal was, he wasn't in a hurry since he was amazed at how breezing the forest was.

He takes a deep breath,while looking around, his body feels refreshing and comfortable.

At the same time  happy by the fact that he had his first sex with a virgin blonde.

To his joyous encounter he sang a song by "the lonely Island", and forced spermy to sing with him.

I just had sex 🎶

And it feel so good (felt soo good)🎶

A woman let me put my penis inside her (her)🎶

I just had sex (Hey)🎶

And I'll never go back ( never go back) 🎶

To the not having sex 🎶

ways of the past.🎶

And so he sang joyously going back to his destination.

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(Song title: I just had sex,| song the lonely Island.)