
Sen stirred as he awakened from his sleep.
The sixty-foot long beast of legends, with scales more radiant than molten rubies and great jet black wings, yawned as he stretched his body, pushing away some of the gold and jewels of his hard-won hoard. How good, he thought, his golden eyes opening and acclimating to the darkness of his cave, to rest on the wages of victory after a feast. He could spend another half a century here if he didn’t feel the urge to eat some cattle this morning. Sen slowly stretched his mighty neck until his crown of horns scraped against the stone ceiling. He surveyed his cave deep within the southern mountains of Valen, marveling at the beauty of his shining conquests. A bed of rubies, diamonds and gold coins, looted from beastkins, mermaids, the retinue of an elven princess, and the corpses of armored humans foolish enough to challenge him. A good hoard, but a small one; one he promised himself to double in size before going back to hibernation. Maybe he should raid the dwarves next? He had heard they collected enough gems to fill underground vaults. And here, on his left, one of his trusty, dutiful goblin minions cleaning up a silver rapier, one of the finest items of his treasures. It was a tall goblin, with smooth skin, a dirtied hood and a terrified expression as Sen watched him... Wait. That was no goblin, but a human. A human!! Sen suddenly blinked in realization, and so did the human who just realized he had woken up a dragon. “A thief!” Moved to action by a flash of fury, Sen roared and attempted to crush the human with his upper arm, the terrified rogue jumping to the side with the rapier before he could make a dash to the exit. Sen kept attempting to stomp the human like a fruit, but the cloaked one had good reflexes. No matter, the cave was too small, and the exit on the other side. The dragon quickly cornered the robber, trapping him between a wall and himself. The human held the rapier as a desperate weapon, but only the threat of melting his treasure prevented Sen from burning that treacherous animal to cinders. Sen quickly scanned his hoard with a glance, sighing in relief upon finding no missing piece. He had caught the thief right in the act. “I swear it,” Sen cursed in dragonian. “You take a quick nap for fifty years—fifty years—and everyone forgets the food chain.” Even setting up his lair in the tallest mountain known to western dragonkind hadn’t discouraged thieves. And where were these damn goblins he had allowed to live in exchange for keeping watch? Did they run? Or did the thief kill them? Why was it so hard to find good help nowadays? No matter. He would eat this fool and then raid the nearby villages for cattle; that would teach the humans not to bother him again. “My sweet food,” he told the thief in the human’s tongue, “What is your name?” The human’s hideously small eyes bulged beneath the hood. “You can speak?” “Yes, yes, sometimes I talk to my breakfast.” Or to maidens he abducted back in his younger years. “Answer me human, before I lose patience.” “I, uh…” The human trembled at Sen’s amazing majesty. “Kyle, sir…” “Sen Krendrath, First of his Name, Great Calamity of this Age and King of the Valen Mountains. But you may call me Your Majesty.” “Your majesty—” “With a capital M,” Sen corrected his insolent food. “I can tell the difference.” “Your Majesty, I swear this is a mistake!” “I do not think so, human. Now, tell me, because I truly want to know. What made you think trying to steal from me was ever a good idea?” The human narrowed his eyes in recognition of his stupidity. Sen knew little of humans, but this one sounded young, barely an adult. “I swear,” he said. “I didn’t know this mountain was yours. Someone hired me to recover that rapier, and that was all! It was thought lost, not yours.” “Liar!” Sen roared, his voice causing the ceiling to tremble, “You must have fought past an army of goblins to get there!” “There… there’s been no goblin activity in the mountains for decades, Your Majesty. They fled Barsino’s great march through the Valen mountains twenty years ago.” What? Sen hummed deeply, trying to smell goblin stench. His sharp senses didn’t pick up any, not even the faintest hint. The human was right, no goblin had guarded his lair for ten years at least. “Those moronic cowards, fleeing the very second I take a nap?” Sen cursed in dragonian, the human unable to understand the brilliant elder tongue. The dragon deigned to return to the creature’s primitive language. “Do you have minions, Kyle?” “Minions?” Understanding the dragon would let him live so long as he answered, Kyle spoke. “I had a party once, but it didn’t work out. Like I was the only professional with ambition beyond petty theft.” “Finding good help is hard everywhere,” Sen ranted to his audience. “I advise you never to hire goblins, even if you will not live long enough to. I will spare you this mistake.” “Wait, wait!” The human panicked. “They will send someone else, even if you kill me! No one knows Your Majesty lives in these mountains!” “They will, once I burn the countryside to cinders,” Sen replied, although the human indeed piqued his curiosity. “But I am curious, who sent you? I will eat them after you.” “I don’t know! It was an anonymous request in the guildhall of a town nearby,” Kyle said, “The reward was one thousand gold coins.” “A nice sum for such a dirty deed,” Sen condemned him, vowing to search for these coins once he had tracked down the mastermind as payback. “Yes, but I mostly took it for the challenge,” the human admitted. “I thought I would gain a few levels out of it. Maybe even a special Ability from the climbing.” “Levels?” What was that, some kind of cattle food? That interested Sen. “What is that?” “You, you don’t…” The human shut his mouth. “How to explain… levels are powers you gain in a class, like Knight or Wizard or Outlaw, and which grant you extra power called Abilities. You gain levels through work, experience, or killing stuff. I thought I would gain at least one or two.” What rubbish was that? “You cannot even begin to fathom the number of thieves I slew, Kyle, and I never received any of these, ‘levels’.” “Maybe you just didn’t know,” the human pleaded for his miserable life. That was stupid. Class? Like what, a thief? He was a great red dragon, the king of the mountains, the apex of creation! Surely the mighty dragonkind would have unlocked such a power long ago if it existed! What? Sen thought, as words appeared right before his eyes. Through your sheer ego and noble dragon bloodline, you gained a level in the [Noble] class! +30 HP, +10SP, +1 STR, +1 AGI, +1 CHA, +1 LCK! You gained the [Old Money] class Ability! What was this witchery? Math magic? The sight puzzled Sen. “Old Money?” he said out loud, much to Kyle’s confusion. Ah. Nice. “Kyle,” the dragon asked his food. “Do you self-identify as a monster?” “Of course not!” the human replied, and it didn’t sound like a bluff, “Monsters are goblins or trolls or… or...” “Or my kind?” Sen finished the sentence, amused. Well, if that ‘Ability’ worked on that damn, arrogant frost dragon Icefang in the northern lands, he might just triple the size of his hoard. The dragon narrowed his head until it was within an inch of the thief, who tried to present a strong face. “Take off your hood and cloak, human, slowly. Look me in the eye.” The human did so, revealing his face. As Sen had guessed, this was a young adult human, with disgusting short black hair instead of mighty horns; how these animals could live with them Sen would never understand. Still, the dragon liked the fear and the hint of low cunning in these small, amber eyes. The would-be thief also carried two metal toothpicks around his belt, not worth adding to his hoard. That human was no goblin, but it would make a nice substitute. “Kyle.” “Yes, Your Majesty?” “Put the rapier back where you found it. You will lead me straight to this ‘Guildhall’ so I may see this request for myself. Since I am short on goblins right now, you will be my new minion until you pay back your life debt to me.” The human couldn’t believe the great honor bestowed upon him and thought himself undeserving of it. “I am wholly unsuited for this role, Your Majesty.” “I am a dragon,” Sen reminded the human of this timeless wisdom. “You are now my minion.” The human said nothing for a short while, before gracefully accepting his new role, “It is a great honor, Your Majesty.” “Very good. There is a great reward in doing as I wish. Namely, living. Any other dragon would have eaten you for your sinful crime and would never have taken a human in their service, but I am forgiving and merciful.” “This is very generous of you, Your Majesty.” “I know, human. Now, tell me more about these Abilities…”Latest Chapter
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Come again?“It is not enough to wear robes, manipulate an emperor from behind the scenes, and steal souls to become a true Grand Vizier,” the mummy continued. “You need a special mindset. You cannot imagine the number of advisors cut down by pesky paladins because they wanted to be emperor in place of the emperor; instead, you should make your emperor a powerless figurehead, so your enemies will blame him instead of you. Thus you can justify claiming power by removing an ‘evil ruler’.”The mummy sounded very patronizing, like talking to a child, but Kyle didn’t dispel his misconception.“Patience is the mother of Victory. Your time will come. What matters is not to appear in charge, but to be. Step by step. I assumed your soul familiar would have taught you that.”“Kyle has much to learn,” Furibon said with an obsequious, servile tone, eager not to contradict the almighty mummy. “But he is rash and rarely listens.”“The student’s faults lie with the teacher, and I detect a lie in you
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Kyle found himself in an underground maze of stone stairs and corridors, kept in much better shape than the levels above. His will o wisp familiar provided him with much-needed light, guiding him around.Rusted, steel golems dusted off the various rooms like workers, while undead warriors patrolled the area. Kyle guessed that no sentient creature would stick around keeping a silent tomb after the first century, leaving only mindless automatons to defend it.Unfortunately for the owner, time hadn’t been kind to the guards. Most of the golems had fallen into a state of disrepair, enough that some had collapsed and now crawled with their arms. Their design reminded the visitor of Rolo, and he figured the golem may have come from this stock.While the defenses could have easily taken down any invader in their early days, Kyle's group could probably force their way through.“Hey, can you point me towards the exit?” Kyle asked one of the undead guardians, which ignored him. “Furibon, is the
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This means war!”The pyramid trembled, as Sen’s roar echoed through the treasure chamber. In his fury, his tail hit a wall and caused it to shake.“Your Majesty, calm down!” Kyle pleaded before he could collapse the place on them.“Ah, that takes me back,” Furibon said from within his scythe. “I should not rejoice at the sight… but I do.”“You, shut up,” Kyle replied, while Jolie attempted to calm her uncle.“Uncle, we can still find new treasure—”“This is not about the treasure!” Sen roared back, his niece cowering at his outburst. “This is a personal insult and challenge to my authority as the first, and greatest, dragon adventurer!”As Sen loudly declared the Third War of the Hoard on Vren and ranted about his grievances to his niece, Kyle noticed that Kia remained eerily calm. She was busy examining the mummy left behind by Vren, ignoring the dust falling from the ceiling.“The mummy hasn’t risen,” Kia said, after finishing. “They plundered the pyramid’s treasure room, but no mum
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"But... Uncle, that is a backward mentality!” Jolie replied. “Allowing a minion to sit on your back is the true progressive attitude!”“No, the proper way to socialize with a manling is to constantly remind them of their place; this ensures that they grow into responsible minions. Look at Manling Kyle! Thanks to my proper guidance, he went from a purposeless thief to a half-dragon!”“Oh, Kia can become half-dragon too?” This only encouraged Jolie. “A dragon riding a dragon would be awesome!”“I… I am tempted but…” Knight Kia shivered at both her mount and Sen’s glare, but her species shameful obsession with dragon riding prevailed. “Under one condition.”“Yes!” Jolie answered.“NO!” Sen roared.“I do not want to be subservient to someone else, so… I will become your chief of staff if you become my squire… and let me ride on your back.” Knight Kia’s griffon let out an angry roar at the betrayal. “I’m not abandoning you, Twilight! I will still ride you, I swear!”Squire? Sen remembered
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“Uncle Sen!” Jolie rejoiced, as the Emperor of All landed in her open lair with his chief of staff. “You’ve come!”“Jolie, how beautiful you are today!” Sen scratched his niece between the horns as he did back when she was a dragonling, making her wriggle in pleasure. She had grown fatter on demon meat, just like him. “Who is my favorite dragon, after me? You are!”Sen remembered promising himself to rampage in Maure’s flying demon farm, back when he had confronted that grasshopper for the first time. He had been recalled to his hoard before he could properly crush the moth and ravage his land, so Jolie had beaten him to it.His niece, her minions, and Knight Kia had cleaned up the city the same way Sen’s guests had with Murmurin, destroying most of the houses and leaving beautiful, flat ruins laying everywhere. Jolie had decided to celebrate by hosting a sitting party of her own, drinking a strange green liquid from an amphora.“Hello again, Kyle.” Knight Kia drank her own tiny cup n
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Kyle saw where this led before Charlene made her case. “Nobody leaves the Nightblades,” the guild manager said, Savoureuse nodding. “Since Kyle was part of the syndicate, he could be made the head of the local chapter.”“Yes,” Savoureuse agreeing. “I was going to suggest it. As the Crime Lord of the local chapter, Kyle, you will have a finger in every pie, and you will be the one to approve the hits or not. The perfect union of crime and government.”Was Kyle the only one seeing a problem with this? “So, you will want me to legalize an assassin guild, by making me its head?”“Kyle, what kind of empire does not have a shadowy assassin arm to complement its monstrous army?”When she put it this way… Kyle decided to stall for time. “I will consider it, but I’m not making a decision today.”“That isn’t a no,” Savoureuse rejoiced. “I cannot wait to show you the tricks of the trade. It will be just like old times.”Kyle sighed and sent her out of the room. “Charlene, how many jobs do I have
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