My 'Flirt or Die' System: Wooing the Ice Queen to Stay Alive

3: The Stress Relief Consultant

The silver barrel of Dian Kruger’s pistol was a cold, unblinking eye, staring directly at the center of Ruan’s forehead. In the cramped, red-drenched confines of the elevator, the smell of ozone and melted steel was suffocating.

Dian didn’t look like a corporate raider. He looked like a god carved from Carrara marble, his white suit uncreased despite dropping through a ceiling hatch. But his eyes—they weren't human. They pulsed with a rhythmic, sapphire light that mirrored the jagged HUD floating above his head.

"A Level 1 Host," Dian mused, his voice a melodic purr that made the hair on Ruan’s neck stand up. "Liefde-7 really is scraping the bottom of the reincarnation barrel these days. Tell me, Visser, does the System feel like a gift? Or does it feel like the noose it actually is?"

Elzandri moved with a sudden, sharp hiss of fabric. She stepped between the gun and Ruan, her spine a rigid line of defiance. "Dian, enough. You’ve breached my private lift and held a man at gunpoint. Even the Board can't bury this."

Dian’s smile didn't falter. He lowered the weapon slightly, but the blue light in his eyes intensified. "The Board? Darling, I am the Board. And this 'man' is a trespasser with knowledge of sensitive internal data. I’m simply performing a security extraction."

[WARNING: HOST AGGRESSION DETECTED.] [OPPONENT SYSTEM: THE TYRANT’S CONQUEST (LEVEL 22).] [CHANCE OF SURVIVAL IN DIRECT COMBAT: 0.003%.]

"Liefde, if you have a 'not dying' button, now would be the time!" Ruan shouted in his mind, his knees vibrating so hard he feared they might give out.

"Oh, I have something better," Liefde-7 chirped, the voice dripping with simulated glee. "Activating: 'The Awkward Truth Glitch.' It’s a one-time bypass. Side effects include social suicide and mild nausea."

Suddenly, the elevator’s speaker system didn't just crackle—it screamed. A deafening, high-pitched feedback loop tore through the small space. Dian winced, his hand flying to his ear, his "Tyrant" HUD flickering and distorting into static.

"Now! Grab her!" Liefde yelled.

Ruan didn't think. He lunged forward, grabbing Elzandri’s hand—not with the grace of a romantic lead, but with the desperation of a drowning man. The 'Truth Serum' link from moments ago was still active, and as their skin met, a surge of kinetic energy, fueled by the System’s glitch, blasted outward.

The elevator doors, jammed between floors, didn't just open—they groaned and buckled as if kicked by a giant. Ruan and Elzandri tumbled out into the 31st-floor corridor, landing hard on the industrial carpet just as the elevator car suddenly lurched upward, carrying a snarling Dian Kruger into the darkness of the shaft.

Ruan lay on his back, staring up at the flickering fluorescent lights. His chest felt like it had been hit by a sledgehammer. Next to him, Elzandri was pushing herself up, her hair finally escaping its tight knot, falling in blonde waves around her pale, furious face.

"You," she panted, looking at Ruan. She wasn't checking for injuries; she was analyzing him like a specimen. "What are you? That wasn't luck. That was... impossible."

Ruan scrambled to his feet, dusting off his ruined suit. He needed a lie. A big one. One that fit the world she lived in.

"I told you," Ruan said, trying to steady his voice. He forced his shoulders back, mimicking the 'Perfect Smirk' confidence even though his heart was still trying to exit through his throat. "I’m a Social Stress Consultant. High-level. Experimental. My firm specializes in... unconventional intervention for CEOs under extreme duress."

Elzandri stood, smoothing her skirt with trembling fingers. She looked at the twisted elevator doors, then back at Ruan. "A consultant who uses EMPs and knows my streaming history?"

"Information is the only currency that matters, Ms. Van Dyk," Ruan countered, leaning into the persona. "You’re being targeted by Dian Kruger. Not just for your company, but for your soul. I’m here to make sure you don't lose either. Consider that 'glitch' a free trial."

The sound of security sirens began to wail in the distance. Elzandri’s eyes narrowed. She didn't believe him—not entirely—but she saw a tool. A shield she could place between herself and Dian’s predatory ambitions.

"Fine," she said, her voice regaining its icy edge. "If you're a consultant, you can start immediately. But let’s be clear, Mr. Visser. You aren't here to 'save' me. You're here to be my lightning rod. When the Board throws stones, you’ll be the one to catch them. When Dian attacks, you’ll be the one he hits."

[NEW MISSION: THE FIRST WORK DAY] [OBJECTIVE: SURVIVE 8 HOURS AS ELZANDRI’S 'STRESS RELIEF' LIAISON.] [REWARD: 500 SYSTEM POINTS. PENALTY: CARDIAC ARREST (RECURRING).]

Four hours later, Ruan stood in the center of Elzandri’s sprawling office on the 80th floor. The glass had been cleaned, the security guards replaced, and the air was once again thick with the scent of lilies and cold ambition.

Ruan’s "consultancy" had so far consisted of standing in a corner while Elzandri tore three department heads apart for a 0.2% dip in quarterly projections. Every time she got particularly angry, she would point at Ruan.

"Mr. Visser," she’d snap. "Does this level of incompetence stress you out?"

"Viscerally, Ms. Van Dyk," Ruan would reply, as instructed.

"Good. Write a report on it. In the hallway. Without a chair."

It was humiliating, but it kept him within the ten-meter proximity Liefde-7 required to keep his heart beating.

[MISSION UPDATE: COFFEE PROTOCOL] [OBJECTIVE: SERVE THE PERFECT ROAST TO THE ICE QUEEN.] [NOTE: ELZANDRI’S MOOD IS AT 'CRITICAL CHILL.' FAILURE WILL RESULT IN IMMEDIATE TERMINATION OF EMPLOYMENT... AND LIFE.]

Ruan approached the ultra-modern espresso machine in the corner of the office. It had more buttons than a cockpit.

"Careful, Host," Liefde-7 whispered. "Dian is approaching. I can feel the 'Tyrant' system's ego from the lobby. He’s coming to play the 'perfect suitor' card to the Board."

"I just need to make the coffee, Liefde," Ruan muttered, pressing a button labeled Obsidian Roast.

"Oh, look at that," the AI said, its voice tilting into a glitchy, distorted trill. "The System is experiencing a minor... 'compatibility error' due to Dian’s proximity. Your motor skills are about to become... creative."

Ruan’s hand suddenly jerked. He grabbed the steaming ceramic mug, but his fingers felt like they belonged to a marionette being piloted by a drunk. He began to walk toward Elzandri’s desk, where she was deep in a digital ledger.

The office doors swung open with a theatrical flourish.

Dian Kruger stepped in, looking entirely unbothered by the morning’s elevator incident. He carried a bouquet of rare, midnight-blue roses and a velvet box that could only contain something that cost more than a suburban home.

"Elzandri," Dian said, his voice a warm, practiced honey. "I wanted to apologize for the... technical difficulties this morning. Stress does strange things to a man’s temper. To show my sincerity, and to stabilize the Van Dyk-Kruger merger, I’ve decided to move our timeline forward."

Elzandri looked up, her face a mask of porcelain indifference. "Dian, I’m in the middle of—"

Dian dropped to one knee, the velvet box snapping open to reveal a diamond the size of a postage stamp. It caught the afternoon sun, casting prismatic daggers across the room. "Elzandri Van Dyk, for the sake of our empires and our future... marry me."

Ruan was three feet away.

[SYSTEM GLITCH: MOTOR OVERRIDE ENGAGED.]

"Wait, wait, wait!" Ruan shouted, but his body wasn't listening.

His right foot caught on the edge of the designer rug. His arms didn't just flail; they acted with the precision of a catapult. The scalding, jet-black coffee didn't just spill—it took flight in a perfect, dark arc.

Time seemed to slow. Ruan watched, horrified, as the liquid bypassed Elzandri entirely.

It splashed squarely across Dian Kruger’s pristine white lapel, drenching the midnight-blue roses and soaking into the velvet lining of the ring box. The diamond was instantly obscured by a layer of brown foam and grinds.

Dian froze. The "perfect suitor" facade cracked like a frozen lake under a sledgehammer. A low, guttural growl vibrated in his chest as the coffee dripped off his chin and onto the floor.

Elzandri sat back, her eyes widening. For the first time since Ruan had met her, a genuine, unscripted emotion flickered across her face: a suppressed, wicked spark of amusement.

"Oh," Ruan squeaked, staring at the brown stain spreading across Dian’s chest. "That... that was definitely a stress-related incident."

Dian stood up slowly. The roses fell to the floor with a wet thud. The blue light in his eyes was no longer a pulse; it was a steady, incinerating glare. He didn't look at Elzandri. He looked at Ruan.

"You," Dian whispered, and the windows of the office rattled in their frames. "You have no idea what you've just started."

[MISSION FAILED... SUCCESSFULLY?] [AFFECTION LEVEL (ELZANDRI): -45 (AMUSED)] [THREAT LEVEL (DIAN): MAXIMUM.]

Dian reached into his soaked jacket, but he didn't pull out a gun. He pulled out a small, black smartphone that pulsed with the same jagged blue light as his eyes. He tapped a single command.

"Server Update 1.1," Dian said, his voice echoing with a dual-tone, digital resonance. "Initialize 'The Rival's Wrath.' If the Host won't die quietly, we'll just have to burn the whole office down with him inside."

Outside the windows, the bright afternoon sun suddenly vanished, replaced by a swirling, unnatural vortex of black clouds.

"Ruan," Elzandri said, her voice sharp with real fear as the floor began to vibrate. "What did you just do?"

Ruan looked at his HUD. A new timer had appeared, counting down from sixty seconds.

[EMERGENCY QUEST: ESCAPE THE INFECTED ZONE.] [WARNING: DIAN HAS ACTIVATED A SYSTEM DOMAIN. REALITY IS NO LONGER GUARANTEED.]

The office door behind Dian vanished, replaced by a solid wall of pulsing, blue digital code.

"I think," Ruan gulped, "I just got fired."