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Haunting Naomi NEW CHAPTERS UPLOADED DAILY Naomi is a sixteen-year-old girl who was just living an ordinary teenage life. One night she heard a thumping inside her home that occurred every sixteen seconds. The thumping never left or stopped and only intrigued Naomi more to investigate. The noise will lead to her death and the afterlife, not to mention horrible terrors that Naomi will never forget. Can Naomi overcome the source of the thumping and conquer the evil that awaits? Will she make the most of her death and determine how to save herself, her family, and her best friend? Death cannot stop a determined young lady. https://www.goodnovel.com/book_info/31000012310/Paranormal/Haunting-Naomi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bziuIrfxqrA

"I will volunteer myself as a guarantor for the $30 million loan." said by the poor son-in-law. Could you believe David Anderson, the poor son-in-law, volunteered himself as a guarantor for a $30 million loan, despite being despised and treated badly by his wife's family? Ignorantly, he made himself the guarantor for such a crippling loan just because he wanted to prove himself useful to the family. David was locked up at the loan company custody due to their crazy and wild policies. He starved for months, and he was also sent to work at the loan company's construction site with an empty stomach to limit the loan's monthly interest. He was going through hell while still on Earth until an amazing system found him and made him the owner of the whole city. What do you expect as David's comeback?

After losing his girlfriend and humiliated by Jade's family, Kraig met his only surviving family, his life turned drastically around. A new girl Wynn and a huge bank account, but the secrets of the past starts to resurface. Kraig's life used to be quiet and simple when he was broke but now, everything seems overwhelming and worse his life is at stake. What happens when his new found girlfriend is not what she seems to be, and an old enemy seeks vengeance. Will Kraig give up everything for a safe, simple and broke life or will he takeover the city?

[Congratulations Virgin Eliot!] [You have met all the requirements to qualify for the ONE inheritance!] [You have received the ONE bloodline: Evolutionist!] [You have unlocked the ONE innate bloodline ability: Infinite Evolution!] [Your starting point has been decided!] [Congratulations! You have been reincarnated as a virus!] … [Current Location: Belly of a Salmon] [WARNING! Your presence has been detected and anti-viral enzymes are currently being deployed against you.] “…!” “What in the name of all mother*cking strippers?” Virgin Eliot was flabbergasted. Eliot, the personal assistant to the greatest evolutionary scientist that ever lived has died due to his teacher’s radical experiments only to find himself reincarnated in a new world as a virus. ‘State the Darwin theory of evolution!’ He heard. Unsurprisingly, his teacher’s spirit and goal followed him to the new world. Here, discovering that fantastical elements like reincarnation and infinite evolution were real, Eliot decides to embark on a journey of self-discovery. A journey to answer all the questions that he had on his reincarnation. ‘Let’s see, by the time I evolve 10 times, 100 times, a thousand times…,’ He grinned. ‘I bet I’ll get the answers to all my questions by then’. Follow Eliot on his epic journey through the world of Utopia as he evolves into countless unique beasts, meeting a plethora of adventure along the line.

After the disappointing first day of high school, Oscar fell into some weird cave. What he found in the cave changed his life forever. He discovered the mana! With the discovery of mana, everything around him changed. While he was learning magic, he noticed that the world around him isn't as simple as it seems. From an immature and inexperienced high school boy, he will rise to become a legendary figure in history books. He will face the darkness of humanity and the enemies who are beyond humans. This is the new version of my previous story which has the same name. The story will be slow-paced. There isn't much action in the first chapters. Everything in this story is fictional. The names of the people and institutions were made up by me.

A programmer and toy designer is killed due to a cosmic sysAdmin error. As an apology, his soul is sent to another world, a world functioning very much like a typical Japanese RPG. To his delight, he is able to be reborn as 'automata', a robot, with some cheat abilities that fit right in with his background. Unfortunately, automata are seen as tools and property. Follow him as he proves them wrong and builds a new and better future for all automata.

"Don't touch her, she's mine." Eric grinned. "She's also mine." Eric smiled pointing at the other lady. "She's also mine too." Eric continued. "How many girlfriends do you want to have?!" The other party cried in dismay. "As long as there's no lack of beautiful women, they'll always be mine." ---- Eric was fired from his job due to an absurd reason, his girlfriend left him because he was poor. When life was bleak, a drunk driver lost control of his car and hit him. But then surprisingly, he didn't die and rather survived the ghastly accident, but in the process, he acquired a system. [Ding: Requirement for activating the system completed. Activating system] [Welcome to the Royal Harem System, Dedicated to creating the Largest Harem ever.] --- "From today, I, Eric Carter will be the biggest simp alive." "Excuse me, you're beautiful, would you mind becoming my wife?"

"You!" She yelled, her eyes bulging from thier sockets and continued, "You still have the audacity to come here after all you did? What a ridiculous, shameless man." All eyes were on him and he lowered his head in shame, this was what he passed through every day. "Grandmother!" The familiar voice he knew and always cherished said amidst the many eyes that were on him. She walked towards him and held his hands sweetly. "You are not getting acquainted with him, Never! Not on my watch." She replied angrily and left. ~~~~ Elliot's life was a typical sham if that's the correct word for it, he has been shamed and bullied for every single mistake he did. But worser times, when he realised his Nana was sick and needed urgent money, he approached his in-laws, but he was shamed as usual. And just then, his life surprisingly took a turn. "Every single person who mocked me will live to bow down before me."

Noah keller, professional player and accused of using hacke in championships and without choices decides to leave and after having disappeared from the game world for five years returns in the launch of a new game Astralis, a virtual reality game where his objective is dominate worlds

George was your normal average guy on the street, doing the bare minimum, barely keeping his grades at the university afloat while dating the girl he loved. His life was simple but he loved it. Not for long though. It all changed after the sudden death of his parents in a ghastly car accident on the day he was supposed to graduate out of the university. On that day, George lost everything, not just his parents. “George, I heard your parents died in an accident, sorry”. “I wanted to inform you that Harley asked me out at the convocation”. “Of course I accepted, so that’s it, we’re done”. On that same day, he lost his girlfriend, his everything and life suddenly lost meaning to George. He lost the motivation to live. ‘This is my fate’. He thought. At the verge of giving up on living when he thought it was all over, a beautiful red-haired girl with chubby cheeks visited him. “You’re George Churchill right?” “Your grandfather sent this to you”. A system, stuck inside a visafone! The next day, George woke up to his mysterious family inheritance that enables him to do what he loves best, capturing cute pet and majestic beast pictures for a living. The only difference this time was, with each successful mission and capture, the mysterious visafone pays him real money…, real money! George’s life changed! “Perhaps, my fate is not that of misery afterall”.