Sentences That Make No Sense

"Those are our divorce papers" she said simply. "Wait! What??" Michael exclaimed. After the intense humiliation inside, she was still not done with shocking him. Michael loved Melissa all his life while she despised and maltreated him in return. The night he thought Melissa would acknowledge him as her husband was the night he discovered she had another husband. It took just a visit to make Michael a billionaire and Melissa wasn't ready for that.

Ryder Hawke, a police officer, was suspended from work for letting some criminals escape and was given three days to capture them and bring them back. Unknown to him, it was a plot by some of his colleagues and as soon as he left the Station, he was surrounded and attacked by some criminals. But before he could be killed, he received a mysterious System. "The Purifier System" Now, he was tasked to purge all the dangerous criminals in the world and make the World a better place.

Ethan Smith, the useless son-in-law of Steve's family. He faced so much humiliation from Steve's family and even friends of his wife, Ava.  Unknown to them, Ethan Smith is the lost heir of Emerald Group. With this new discovery, Ethan swore to make his enemies bow at his feet. But first, he has to protect everything he holds dear to his heart. Will he succeed in protecting everything including his new identity?

"Please provide the third unit with these apples for consumption." "Apples?" "These are enchanted golden apples; it will make them invisible for an hour. It is going to help with the mission. Oh, I almost forgot the luminous carrots that will enhance their night vision as well." Circus, an abandoned teenager, had no idea that he would one day dominate and save the world through farming, which he began for survival purposes. "I started by growing simple, ordinary vegetables. Hmm! The journey has been long and arduous."

Kurono Ichiru is a student who died tragically in a traffic accident. A god appeared before him and fulfilled his wish to be reincarnated into his favorite game, the only problem is... "Huhh! That idiot god reincarnated me into a magic stone!" To make his life more sufferable, the tutorial villain finds him, and now the two of them must work together to stop their enemies from destroying the kingdom. A story of misunderstanding with the protagonist and the villain has just begun!

After dying during a failed buttocks enlargement, Jasmine who just won a contest as the most beautiful lady in the was reincarnated in the opposite of who she was in her formal life. As the ugliest baby on earth, Ugly-face must achieve his eartly target, or be send back to hell... What is Ugly-face babbling about?" Alicia asked as she make a face at me, pinch my left cheek and said, "you can smile as long as you like. I am not a fans of yours, and your smile can't change my mind." "Let's go and play with other children. His bizarre smiling is giving me chills," Betty announced, hissed and walked off. "Will you play with him for a while?" Alice asked Alicia. "No chance, buddy. I can't touch that thing with six feet long pole," Alicia answered back, peeked at my face and let out, "babies smiles are supposed to make someone to feel relaxed, but your smilling is giving us chills." Alicia left, and I was left alone with Alice who keeps smiling back at me. "Give me your hand, sweetheart," I mumbled as I stretched my right hand towards her. "Poor baby... He is lonely and want me to carry him." "Yes, Babe. Carry me up and plant a wet kiss on my lips."

He's back, and he will destroy them all! ****** Alexander Winthrop was the son of a powerful aristocratic family, the richest in the country. However, after his mom died, he was set-up, and exiled at the age of seventeen to cater for himself, without a penny. With his hardwork, he saw himself through school and established a multimillion dollar pharmaceutical company. The fast rising company arose greed which made his girlfriend conspire to send him to prison, deceiving him into signing his wealth to her. When he discovered her treachery by a stroke of coincidence, his broken heart turned into a nightmarish dark one. ***** And now… They call him god because there was nothing he could not do. He was incomparable, unfathomable and mysterious. No one knows the full extent of his powers or wealth. If he says he will make blood rain down on Capitol or make it snow in Sahara desert, it damn well would! He was an existence all others can only look up to. But his cold, merciless heart was not always so dark. People made people change into the demons they became. And so he arose…. A demon created by a thirst for vengeance, and the blood of the betrayers around him. A mad killing machine with infinite powers and wealth, commanding fear and awe in the hearts of men. He was Lord Dracula, the king of hell. A demon called god.

There was Xerxes II, a God-king, 7"2 tall, melanin skinned, with an aura and composure of a god. Who believes he could subdue the whole world with his one million army and make every king cower like a cornered animal before him. Including the great king of Agranah, Wealene. There was Wealene, who had the Western world under his whip, and loyalties of several notable allies whom he disposes off like you do garbage. But he often defies the gods and would stop at nothing in pleasing his only daughter, Malisa who was in love with a common Ostler, Kie. There was Kie, an indifferent and proud Ostler whose only reason of living was his sick mother. He hates the gods and ridicules all their works. But his solitary life was plunged into frenzy when the high-bid princess of his land fell in love with him, but he fell for her personal maid, Samantha. And the gods? They have a game, Mahjong, and would force Xerxes, Wealene and Kie to be their opponents. Their intentions were not far-fetched, make a son of Kie, the littlest of the three, with whom they would destroy the three men; Amyclodicle, the young Warlock. But Amyclodicle would not stop at annihilating the three, he would be a terror to the gods too. For he falls in love with A sex slave passed for sport amongst the gods, who lives on earth in disguise of an Alan; their message bearer. A tale of War, Love and Games (fate)!!!

Ibis is the son of the mayor of Floris. He belongs to a family of well renowned mages that have governed their town for decades. He is expected to take over his father in the future. But a bad news shock their entire family after Ibis receives a negative result from the test that determines his magic affinity. Though frustrated, Ibis continues raise look for ways but to no avail. Then one day, he receives a gift that will make him understand a little of his special case. Will that gift change Ibis life for the better or for worse?

Vince Hutchinson was called upon by his boss, one sunny day after he had been trustworthy at work. He received a sack letter. As if that heartache and disappointment weren't enough, Camilla, his girlfriend, was discovered sharing a kiss with the man he had mistakenly identified as her cousin. Vince promises to make them regret everything they've put him through! That is how the system was introduced. [Host Located, System Activated] [Would you like to be the Host of this Rich System?]