All Chapters of Terms And conditions Apply : Invoicing The Apocalypse: Chapter 11
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Debugging Destiny
Hey, wake up! Don't you dare die on my server floor, filing the death report would be a total nightmare!"Freza choked, his lungs feeling as if they had just been forcibly pumped with air that smelled like burnt cables. He opened his eyes to find the face of the man in the 'I HATE MONDAYS' t-shirt right in front of his nose. The room was no longer Jakarta, but a cramped space filled with ancient CRT monitors, stacks of stale pizza boxes, and cables dangling like mechanical intestines."Cough! You... Who were you again? The Dev? What is this place? Why is it so suffocating?!""Welcome to the Back-end, the place where all your digital sins are processed before becoming reality. And I suggest you don't touch that red cable unless you want your entire childhood memory formatted into cat videos."Freza tried to sit up, his head throbbing violently. "I heard you talking about my father earlier. Don't cut it off, keep going! Who is my father, really? If you say he's some galactic ruler in di
Liquidation at the Fed Gate
...but with a face identical to the faded photo I had kept in my wallet for years; the man was an exact copy of my father, except his eyes were now glowing red like burning coals. He stood tall in front of the gate of the Department of Soul Confiscation, holding a black metal clipboard that seemed to absorb the surrounding light."Dad? Is it really you?" my voice trembled, nearly swallowed by the thunderous roar of giant chains in the hellish sky.The figure did not smile. He just stared at me blankly, as if I were just another row of numbers in his audit report. "Freza, my son. You have come here without an official travel permit. That is a level-one procedural violation.""Holy crap, Mas Freza! Is that really your old man?! Why is his style stiffer than a dry chamois cloth?!" Qoriski whispered while hiding behind Citra's back. "And what's up with those red eyes? Lack of sleep, or did he just finish crying after seeing his bank balance?""Shut up, Qorisk
Emergency Collateral
Now, this is our chance! Qoriski, destroy the machine's control panel! Citra, hold off those robots!" I ordered quickly.Qoriski wasted no time. He ran toward the control panel filled with glowing cables. With one hammer blow full of rage, the panel exploded, emitting static sparks that killed the giant grinding machine."SUCKS TO BE YOU, EVIL MACHINE!" Qoriski shouted with satisfaction."Hey! You destroyed company property?!" X-Ray was furious, he raised his hand and suddenly all the emotion orbs in the room began to vibrate violently. "If you turn off the machine, these emotions will explode because they have no container! Do you want to be responsible if all of hell gets hit by an explosion of happiness?!""What?! Explode?!" Qoriski immediately turned pale. "Mas Freza, what do we do?! Are we gonna die from laughing too much?!""I... I have to channel the emotions somewhere!" I panicked, searching for a container on my system screen. "Damn, my st
Interim Decision From Liang Lahat
"...yellowed subpoena papers smelling of intergalactic incense."The old man coughed slightly, dust flying from his long, thinning beard. He placed his old suitcase on the cracked concrete roof of Wisma Nusantara, right in front of the polished shoes of the woman in the black suit."Holy crap, Gramps! Who are you now? Don't tell me you're selling old newspapers in the middle of a carrier strike group siege like this!" shouted Qoriski while brandishing his gavel, which was now smeared with robot oil. "This is urgent, Old Man! Master Freza is about to press the button for Doomsday Volume Two!""Qor, shut up for a second. Look at the logo on that suitcase," Freza interrupted with narrowed eyes. "That's the symbol of the Universal Supreme Court, which has been out of circulation since the Great Inflation era three thousand years ago. Sir, are you really a Bailiff from the center?"The old man nodded slowly, his trembling fingers unlocking the suitcase with a
The Executioner's Bankruptcy
"...the tip only struck empty air because Freza reflexively dropped his entire body to the floor while letting out a high-pitched scream.""HEY! ARE YOU CRAZY?! Do you even have an assignment letter for an execution during break time?!" Freza shouted while rolling away from the reach of the giant axe embedded in the crystal floor."Shut your mouth, Auditor! Your name is already on the red list! Your life is an administrative fee, and I'm just here to collect my commission!" the butcher replied in a raspy voice, struggling to pull his axe from the cracked floor."Commission my foot! Since when are admin fees collected before the monthly report is closed?! You're violating Billing SOP Article Thirteen!" Freza scrambled to his feet, his hands trembling but his eyes remaining sharp as he stared at the rainbow clipboard he held tightly to his chest."Mas Freza! Are you okay?! Damn, you almost became a neck kebab!" Qoriski ran closer, panting heavily, his eyes bulging at the butcher who was
The Executive's Bankruptcy
...the staff sparked a golden light that should have erased Freza’s existence in a millisecond, but a loud, sharp system chime suddenly deafened the ears, halting the entire flow of destructive energy exactly one millimeter in front of the auditor’s forehead."ERROR: CONFLICT OF INTEREST DETECTED!" the system’s voice echoed flatly throughout the now deathly silent Bundaran HI."You... You want to erase me? In front of a key witness and an official Bailiff?" Freza smirked, even though cold sweat the size of corn kernels poured from his temples. "Did you forget to read Article 99, sub-section 'Auditor Independence'? While a forensic audit is in progress, the party being audited is strictly forbidden from taking physical elimination actions against the audit team. That’s called an attempt to destroy evidence, idiot!"The Executive Liquidator furrowed his brow, his hollow eyes flashing with rage. "Your existence is a hindrance to corporate ef
Bloody Reconciliation
"...the residual value negotiations you never included in the trial balance!"The holographic voice of Freza’s father, Adrian thundered, filling the crystal ball chamber which was now vibrating violently. Freza panted, his eyes bloodshot as he stared at Viona, the Central Auditor, who seemed to be losing control over her eraser."What on earth is this?! Residual value?! Are you trying to say these trash emotions have book value?!" Viona screamed, her once-sweet face now contorted in fury."They don't just have book value, my beautiful Auditor!" Freza replied, clutching his tight chest. "Under Article 101 regarding 'Intangible Assets,' every human emotion you just ground up has already been recorded as paid-in capital! The moment you delete me, that capital becomes bad debt in an amount large enough to make your entire central server explode from default!""NOT BAD, FREZA!" Qoriski shouted gleefully from the corner of the room, even though he was struggling to hold back tears of fear.
Galaxy Expiration
...the city's entire electrical system was suddenly sucked into a single focal point at the tip of his index finger, leaving behind a gripping, total darkness amidst a swarm of thousands of debt-collection drones. The red lights from the drones' sensors blinked frantically, losing their orientation because the electrical frequencies they used for navigation had just been corrupted by Freza."CRAZY! Freza, did you seriously just kill the lights for all of Jakarta?!" Qoriski shouted into the darkness. His voice echoed across the silent rooftop. "I can't see a damn thing, man! If I slip and fall from the fortieth floor, is my insurance active yet?!""Shut up, Qor! Keep it down!" Freza hissed. "I just activated the 'Force Majeure: National Blackout' protocol. Under the Universal Public Service T&Cs, asset repossession is strictly prohibited in areas that lack OHS-standard lighting. If they try to collect now, it counts as occupational safety malpractice!""But Freza, they have thermal sen
Mythic Class: The Supreme Liquidator
...the black light simply struck and solidified, wrapping the taxi carrying Freza and his team in a pulsating cocoon of energy. It wasn't a destructive explosion, but rather a sensation like being sucked into a giant, bottomless whirlpool. Once the cocoon shattered, they were all thrown out, landing on the sturdy roof of the BI Building. The air felt cold, but around Freza, a golden light suddenly enveloped his body, as if he had just bathed in liquid gold."Whoa! What is that now, Boss Freza?! Don't tell me you got hit by disco lightning!" Qoriski shouted while rubbing his eyes, his hammer already at the ready.A giant System screen, far larger than the Monas monument, appeared in the Jakarta sky. The screen radiated a sacred aura, and in the center, shimmering gold writing flickered.[Unique Achievement! Mythic Class Unlocked: The Supreme Liquidator (The Asset Seizure Executor)]Freza only raised his eyebrow, glancing at the notification with a flat exp
Qoriski's Dismissal Letter
"...A Class-Action Lawsuit that will bankrupt them for seven generations!" Freza, Qoriski, Citra, and Aki Juru Sita had just caught their breath, standing on the now-silent roof of the BI Building. However, that peace didn't last long. A giant dimensional screen suddenly appeared before Qoriski, shattering the silent tension with a deafening purple light. On the screen, the Game Administrator's face was clearly displayed, looking as red as hellfire, her eyes radiating a rage that could melt steel."QO-R15-KI! YOU HAVE COMMITTED A SEVERE VIOLATION OF THE EMPLOYEE CODE OF CONDUCT! YOU ARE CATEGORIZED AS A SYSTEM TRAITOR!" the Administrator's voice thundered, vibrating like glass about to shatter. "BASED ON ARTICLE 404 CLAUSE Z REGARDING CONFIDENTIALITY BREACHES AND EMPLOYEE INCITEMENT, YOU ARE OFFICIALLY... FIRED!"The Administrator ended her sentence with a triumphant tone, as if the word "fired" was the ultimate destructive spell. She was certain that the punishment wo