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Doomsday Balance Sheet Audit
The Jakarta sky, usually a pollution-gray, suddenly turned blood red. Giant cracks appeared in the atmosphere, tearing through the clouds like silk fabric being forcibly pulled apart. In the middle of a total traffic jam in the Sudirman area, thousands of neon blue hologram screens appeared simultaneously before every human being. A cold, emotionless mechanical voice boomed across the world."Crazy! What is this? Whose computer screen broke into the sky?""Don't joke around, idiot! It says 'Invasion Warning.' Look, people are screaming!""Hey, I swear, is this really like those manhwa comics? There's a status window! I got the Warrior class, damn!"Freza remained sitting calmly inside his traffic-trapped taxi. His eyes didn't stray from his phone screen, though his hand occasionally swiped the blue hologram screen floating in front of his nose. He ignored the hysterical screams of the taxi driver beside him, who had begun to tremble."Sir! Mr. Freza! There's a green monster coming out
Subpoena from hell
The cafe floor didn't shatter from a physical explosion; instead, it peeled away like layers of old paper forced from their glue. Freza took a step back, staring at the cracks emitting a deep purple glow. Before him, a figure in black robes stepped out of the shadows with the elegance of an executioner who had just finished his night shift."Hey, Qoriski! Who’s this now? Why does his aura smell like overheated photocopier paper?" Freza asked, still gripping his coffee cup tightly."Oh, damn! We’re dead, Mr. Freza! That’s Mr. Malphas!" Qoriski screamed hysterically, his body trembling so hard his giant gavel struck the asphalt, creating a loud metallic ring."Mr. Malphas? Who’s he? The Operations Director?" Freza narrowed his eyes, trying to read the data appearing above the entity’s head."No! He’s the Senior Compliance Officer from the Illegal Enforcement Division! In short, he’s the butcher for people who dare to hack or exploit system loopholes like you, Mr. Freza!" Qoriski began t
Forced Acquisition Under the Sudirman Sky
The white light dimmed, leaving silver specks floating in the air like the combustion residue of data. The asphalt beneath Freza's feet no longer felt hot instead, it had transformed into a cold, polished black marble floor. The black dragon that had been ready to devour him was now frozen, its wings spread stiffly in the air like a giant statue that had lost its gravity."Cough! Crazy... did you really hit it with your inner power, Qor?" Freza coughed, clutching his chest which felt tight. In front of him, a transparent golden hologram screen flickered slowly, displaying a sharply skyrocketing graph."Well, you asked for it, Mas Freza! I panicked, damn it! I thought you were going to die a martyr over administrative matters!" Qoriski ran closer, his breath coming in gasps. His face, which had been deathly pale, was now flushing red from the adrenaline. "But what was that just now, Mas? Why did the world suddenly turn into a meeting room?""Welcome to Acquisition Mode, Qor. It's an em
Bloody Investment Contracts
Gravity seemed to vanish, replaced by a stomach-churning nausea as Freza and Qoriski’s bodies hurtled through a digital void. The total darkness lasted only a few seconds before the piercing glare of overly bright fluorescent lights stabbed at their eyes.Thud!"Ouch! Dammit, I feel like my waist is about to snap!" Qoriski groaned while trying to push himself up from the cold marble floor. "Where are we now, Mas? Why does it smell like a meeting room with the AC turned up too high?"Freza stood up slowly, smoothing out his crumpled shirt. He scanned his surroundings. They were no longer on the ruined streets of Sudirman, but in a vast, windowless office with a massive executive desk positioned in the center."Hold on, Qor. Don't move too much. We’re in an asset transition phase," Freza whispered softly."Transition, my foot! We just fell from the sky, almost got eaten by a dragon, and now we’re suddenly in a luxury office? This is a kidnapping, Mas!""It’s not a kidnapping, Qoriski. I
Forensic Audit at the Edge of the Sword
"Hey, Freza! Don't just stand there dazed! That girl is about to cut us in half, damn it!" Qoriski shouted, swinging his gavel with trembling hands."Shut up for a second, Qor! I'm looking for a loophole in the liability sub-chapter! Damn it, why is the page freezing?!" Freza replied in a panic, his fingers dancing wildly over a hologram screen flashing red.The woman in futuristic armor snorted dismissively, the tip of her electric sword hissing as it touched the concrete of the building's rooftop. "Lawyer up, kid. At level two hundred and fifty, your arguments will just be digital trash that I'll delete in a single slash.""Heh, Miss Galactic Security Guard! You think a high level automatically makes you right in the eyes of the law?" Freza stood tall, trying to mask his fear with the most arrogant tone he could muster. "You just landed in a zone that was recently validated as a 'Special Economic Zone.' Do you have a Takis Assignment Permit (SIPT) to carry bladed weapons here?""I d
The Pledged Heart's Balance Sheet
"Dad? How can you be here? Weren't you... weren't you gone since the first day of the invasion?" Freza stepped back, his eyes trembling violently as he stared at the man sitting calmly amidst thousands of heart canisters.The man removed his reading glasses, offering a thin smile with facial lines identical to the photo in Freza’s wallet. "Freza, Freza... my most rational son. I never truly left. I just... moved divisions. To a more strategic top management position.""STRATEGIC HOW?!" Freza barked, his hand pointing at the thousands of hearts pulsing in neon solution. "What is this, Dad? Are you trying to tell me these thousands of floating human hearts are just 'office assets'? Are you insane?!""Don't be emotional, Freza. It’s unprofessional," the man replied, his voice remaining calm even as the wipeout sirens wailed above their heads. "Technically, these aren't hearts. These are Biological Processing Units. Far more cost-effective than using mana crystals, which are currently inf
Bangkrupt in the Vacuum
Freza felt as if all his joints were being pulled by thousands of giant vacuums. His vision blurred, leaving behind shards of burnt binary code and a suffocating smell of scorched metal. As he tried to draw a breath, the oxygen felt thin, dry, and tasteless."Sir... Mr. Freza! Wake up, sir! Don't die yet, you haven't paid off my back wages!"Freza choked, spitting up a thick blue liquid from his throat. He slowly opened his eyes. The Jakarta sky was gone. The Andromeda mothership had vanished. All that remained was an endless white expanse, like a giant, empty photo studio."Qoriski? Are... are you okay?" Freza muttered, clutching his throbbing head."Okay my foot! Look at this, my favorite hammer turned into sawdust!" Qoriski held up the handle of his hammer, which now only had shards of rotted wood left. "Where are we, sir? Why does it feel like we're inside a fridge with the light out?"Freza tried to stand, but his legs felt weak. He looked around. In the distance, he saw piles of
Beta Test Dispute
Freza stood tall on green grass that felt too soft, as if he were stepping on a cheap synthetic carpet. He squinted at the gold-masked man, then turned to the flickering hologram screen in front of him."Beta Test? Are you kidding me? Earth isn't software you can just reinstall just because the old server failed an audit!" Freza shouted, his voice echoing across the silent meadow."Geez, Mas Freza, look at that! Those people... what's wrong with them?" Qoriski pointed toward thousands of Hunters standing stiff like department store mannequins. "Their faces are so blank, Mas! It’s like their souls haven't been loaded yet!""That is because they are backup assets that have just been restored, little dwarf," the Gold Mask replied in a very smooth tone, as if he were offering health insurance. "Earth 2.0 is a remedial project. We are removing all 'bugs' from the old system, including unproductive emotions.""Unproductive emotions? You mean... you're erasing their will?!" Freza stepped for
Arbitration at the Edge of Emptiness
Freza landed shoulder-first on a surface that felt like cold glass. A loud thud was followed by a long groan from Qoriski, who landed right on top of a pile of files that had been sucked in with him. The room had no walls, only an eternal darkness filled with thousands of floating holographic screens, displaying wildly fluctuating galactic stock charts."Ow, my back... Master Freza, I swear, if we survive this, I’m claiming triple workplace accident insurance! This has officially entered the category of employee torture!" Qoriski moaned while trying to sit up, clutching his aching lower back."You’re lucky it’s just a backache, Qor. Look at Pak RT he’s passed out while hugging a broken piece of his broom," Freza replied as he slowly stood up. He straightened his crooked tie and brushed digital dust off his shirt sleeves."Good heavens... where are we now? Why is it so quiet, like a modern mass grave?" Pak RT suddenly regained consciousness, his eyes blinking as he stared at the holog
Audit of Heaven's Legacy
"Crazy! I just landed in Jakarta, haven't even had a chance to catch my breath or drink an iced tea in a plastic bag, and I'm already slapped with a million-year bill! Do you think I'm some Fossil that just woke up?!" Freza screamed while jumping back, dodging the massive hammer blow from the Due Date monster that cracked the asphalt of the Bundaran HI roundabout."Master Freza! Don't just scream! That monster is about to crush us! Look, the numbers on that hammer are ticking up, and they're getting redder by the second!" replied Qoriski, who had already taken a defensive stance, even though his legs were shaking violently on the shattered sidewalk."Miss Collector! Hold on! I want to see the breakdown! Since when are the operational costs of heaven and hell charged to an individual?! Do you think I'm the CEO of the Afterlife?!" Freza pointed at the woman in the black suit standing calmly in front of Plaza Indonesia.The woman adjusted her glasses, her fingers sliding across a hologra