2023-07-10 22:15:24[Host, brace for impact, you are coming out]
Oh, finally I will see the light of the outside world.
I'm kinda exited for what am I gonna see first.
[Babies have terrible sigh right after birth]
Don't ruin my excitement.
[But it's facts]
[Also, should I make you unconscious through till you are out?]
No, it shouldn't hurt much anyway.
[No, in fact, the only reason the baby doesn't die from the shock of the sudden pain is the fact that the nerves are underdeveloped. Your nerves are more developed so you will feel 85-90% of the pain, which isn't little by the way, and the ~5% decrease doesn't help much]
I endured my limbs being torn of and my organs crushed, I'm sure this will be fine.
[Your body got reset, so you are not used to any sort of pain right now, the reason you could endure it then is because of your pain receptors dulling.]
Either way it's a no, since it's a good chance to get the 'pain resistance' skill.
[Understood, but don't tell me I didn't warn you, also, you are about to be born, do you wish for a countdown?]
Yes, please
[Ok]
[9]
[8]
[7]
[6]
[5]
[4]
[3]
[2]
[1]
[0]
[Brace for the pain]
Yeah, it's no-
FFFFUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK, YOU DIDN'T TELL ME ABOUT THIS KIND OF PAIN
[I warned you, host, I even told you that your body got reset so even any pain resistance you got is nullified]
AT LEAST SAY HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE
[Due to your stats, about 1h and 46 min.]
HOW MUCH WITHOUT THE TRAINING
[1 hours 10 minutes]
WHY DID I ACCEPT THAT DAMNED QUEST, IT ONLY BROUGHT ME MISERY SO FAR
[But you got the oh so desired skills.]
FUCK THE SKILLS, WHEN IS IT GONNA END
[Don't worry, only 1 hour and 44 minutes]
WWWHHHYYYY, I THOUGH IT WAS ALMOST MIDWAY
[For first-time mothers the childbirth, on average, take 1-2 hours]
HEY SYSTEM, CAN YOU SPEED THIS UP
[Sure]
Oh, really
[You fill have to sacrifice your 'level decrease pills']
Fuck no, ok time to resume screaming
AAAAAHHHHHH
[Please hold in that scream for longer, I have to bring something to close my ears]
FFFFFUUUUUCCCCKKKK YYYYOOOOUUUUUU
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<~2h time skip>
Huff huff , is it over?
[No]
Ok, I'm selling my 'level decrease pills'
[I'm joking]
Fuck you
[Funny fact, the word 'fuck' has no historical or any meaning at all and there are many theories of where it came from. The top three theories are: it came from the High German word 'ficken' which means "to rub" or "to strike", which may have gotten a sexual meaning later on. The second theory is that it came from the Middle English term "fukken"/"fucken", which may have been derived from the Old English term "fuccan", both meaning "to have sexual intercourse". The last theory is that it came from the Thousand-year war between the French and the English. I will not go into detail with it since it takes a while to explain. I have more theories if you wish to hear.]
No, please don't, save your encyclopedia mode for exams
[Sad, but ok]
Either way, where are we, everything I see is super blurry
[You are laid in a separate small bed near your mother, also you should check your status]
OK, 'status'
[Name: Mark Lochem
Health:40/40 Mana:30/30 Stamina:100/100
Titles: Regressor, the Sleepless, Training Freak, Baby Freak, The First true Prodigy
Class: sealed
Sub-class: sealed
Sub-class: sealed
Bloodline: none
Physique: none
Level:0
Stats:
Str:1
Agi:1
Def:3
End:9
Stm:10
Sen:7
Vit:5
Mgc: 5
Wis:5
Luck:21
Wil:31
SP:15 AP:5
Inherent skills: "Adapt" G- rank, "Rhythm break" G- rank
Skills: "soul regeneration" (C- rank), "hard soul" (F- rank), 'discipline' (F+ rank), 'multitasking' (F rank), 'mana manipulation' (E rank), 'training' (G+ rank), 'resting' (G+ rank), 'hyperfocus' (F+ rank), 'Fireball (G rank)'
Talents: 'magic' (intermediate), 'surviving' (peak), 'fighting'(advanced), 'blacksmithing'(advanced), 'tailoring'(intermediate), 'create'(intermediate), 'spear'(high), 'axe'(high)
Affinity: Death (major), Fire (major), Void (minor), Space (minor), time (major), Darkness (minor)
Shop
Inventory
Quest log]
Hey system, why aren't the stat bonuses fully applied?
[You are underdeveloped, if you receive your full bonus now, you will explode, since your body isn't strong enough, also don't bother training till 4, until then you will only do more harm than good, since you're still developing]
[The 'underdeveloped' reasoning will be used a lot until your 4th birthday in these kind of cases, so be prepared]
Anything I can do to speed up the process?
[Nothing, and before I forget, don't even think about consuming anything in your inventory till you're 4, you will slow down the growth of your body and you will most likely receive permanent damage as well]
Oh, sad
Either way, what's up with the ' first true prodigy' title?
[You earned it since your stat avg. surpassed 8 before the age of 4, your current stat average is ~8.9 so that's a big plus, though I ask you to stop getting any stats till you're 4. Your under developed body can have a stat of no higher than 9.5.]
Let me guess, it's because I'm underdeveloped.
[Yes, you are free to increase your physical stats by a bit, but I will forcefully block any conscious attempt at increasing other stats]
Then at least show me the description of 'The First True Prodigy'
[Title: The First True Prodigy
Rarity: Mythical
Description: You are a prodigy, doing something only one in a millennia can do. Though your talent is restricted by your human body, don't abandon it, because the human race are 'incomplete', that's why they are one of the weakest, but also the one holding the most potential. Why do you think there are so many god with a human body
Effect: Increase talent limit by a major rank, gain +10% SP per level, when increasing a skill related to your talents, the skill will progress 1.2x faster.]
That's OP, wait, why is this only Mythical.
[Why are you disappointed, the Divine rarity is called divine for a reason, only gods can do them 9999 out of 10000 times, that 1 time is like when you achieved it. Though the condition difficulty per rarity changes per race or race variant, gods are gods for a reason.]
Ok, then what are the other changes I got
[The system admin decided to change the system a little. First, each quest has a passive reward of 10 copper per rank, so F-rank passively will give 20 copper coins and an S-rank quest will give 80 copper coins]
Also, what's the exchange for the sudden bonus?
[No reason, continuing the change description. The shop can't go above F rank items now and you can't buy things that are non-related to your class, there is one more though discover it for your self, it's temporary anyway.]
Let's me guess, you will block any stat bonus I receive and any attempt I will do at incresaing my stats.
[Gasp*, how did you discover it so easily.]
I knew it.
[I'm joking, it's something else, but that will be added while you sleep]
What are you talking abo-
[Skill 'sleep' has been used on you]
...
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..
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Turn of the lights, I want to sleep
"I thought that as an adult you didn't need so much sleep, you said it yourself that sleep was overrated"
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A leisurely 'hike'
I know the perfect skills to pick, ‘Combustion’ and ‘Mana-kinesis’I had both of these skills, though I ignored ‘Mana-kinesis’ and it only got to D rank, because it requires a bunch of theoretical knowledge to make 100% use of ‘Mana-kinesis’.Though this time, since I’ll waste less time on useless things like exploring and searching for hidden encounters and the like, I can focus on learning about ‘Fusion’ more and making it more usefulBut ‘Combustion’, on the other hand is a skill I really, really, REALLY liked, in fact it was one of my most favorite skills and I was the first to take to S+ rank, though that was at the end of my life.‘Combustion’ is really versatile, since it’s description at G rank quite literaly is ‘When combustion is used on a particular area/item/material, it makes said thing combust’And for others it turns further on
Poor beard 3
Though he pushed me back…Not surprising, we’re talking about a potentially 3-ton tiger here, missing a leg and a wing doesn’t make this any lighter, thou his skin is getting lighter.And after that we started exchanging blows, I traded my axe with a corroding edge’s attacks for a bunch of air slashed and a claw that is thicker than my 3 fingers.And we started to fight on the ground, but in the sky on air.And slowly I understood one thing, I have a plan which is called 2 for 1, aka, I give you 1 really good wound and you have a chance to leave 2 lighter wounds one me.By this time all the pebbles stuck to the tiger, specifically his core and to not waste mana I tied them with a mana wire.I also started to give some of my attention on trying to cut of the damn cat’s tail.So I started to slowly make an earth blade, no hilt, just the blade and heat it up, though just by a bit, to make shaping easier.
Second stage: START 2
[You’ve lost 358 hp]“AAAAAAA!!!”Fucking bitch, dislocating a shoulder and an ankle hurts like a bitch.And the bruising and shallow wounds hurt as well, at least my right leg and arm are pain and injury free.I stand up, putting my ankle into place with a pop and before I could fix my shoulder, I finally saw what hit me and dodged meA bloody wooden whip…What did I expectA tiger whose color palette revolves around brown and green and can somewhat converse with plants can’t use plant magic?Hell nah, how did I ignore this ‘minor’ indication of a nature magic using beast?*Sigh* Guess he’s called the guardian of beasts for nothing; bet he can wield water magic and use healing spells as well.FuckWell, guess I’ll deal with a nightmare hidden boss on steroids instead of a normal nightmare hidden boss.…There are more tentacl
Dueling against a beast 1
My first fighting scene, I was really excited to write it, but I had to redo it twice since it either became too short or too monotonous, even if you think this is bad, trust me, it could be far worse.Either way, wish you a wonderful and productive day.-----------------This means that the morning dew flower bloomed for the third time, I must be lucky.A dew flower has a low chance to produce a singular dew berry, which will mature by the first bloom, will be over-ripe by the second bloom and fully rotten by the third bloom.I also took this berry; I have some people that I must kill in order to make sure that Earth remains fully livableThere was a couple of psycho crazies who decided to make an extremely potent poison and they succeeded alright, but then they spilled the poison by accident and thus a third of Earth became unlivable for 2k years.They won’t be in this zone, but I can find them in Chine, so guess I’ll tr
Start of the Tutorial 3
[‘Ass you are the 2nd strongest amongst the regressors, you are given a worthy task to prove your competence as a regressor, you shall get no reward from this ass your strength is more than a reward for you also, as it is impossible even for the strongest of D ranks, it has been nerfed to be a F- rank, this makes it killable for you, not impossible, but nigh-impossible]Send a fuck you for that HQ[Request rejected]Fuck you squaredEither way, since I need to separate from my dad and mom to be able to kill the ‘guardian of beasts’I will wait for them to wake up before separating.But first…*Grrrrr* *Grrr* *Grrr*I got dust to dustThree goblins[An announcement from HQ ‘The top 5 regressors will not receive any exp from beings that are less than rank 2+ the regressor’s rank until they reach rank D-]FuckEither way, I quickly slashed the goblins befo
Prepping for the Tutorial 2
I’m already running as they say that, thank God the armory is only a 2-minute sprint away, so I can reach there quickly.I already feel dad catching up to me“You’re quite the runner, sonny boy”“What kind of stuff did you watch to pull out this uh… well this.”“Hell if I know, but it doesn’t sound like shit so I’m keeping it, plus it sound kinda funny.”“You’re not calling me that.”“Try me”“Fuck you”“Right back at ya”And we reached the armoryYou might think it’s filled with armor, since it’s an armory ri
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