Conquer God, Asura, and 1000 Beauties

Chapter 4 Unnecessary Kindness

Hundred horns rhino weigh around 1-2 tons. With that much meat, Jaime made some dried meat. For a week, he kept busy with his demonic beast carcasses. He also tried to use the horns and the skin to make something useful. Then that morning, Jaime met his second arch enemy, another inner disciple of Bamboo Peak.

“So you really hunted that demonic beast?”

“Yes, I did.” Jaime glanced at a woman around thirty in front of the cave. Usually, most inner disciples of Bamboo Peak hide in the cave; only when he was really unlucky would he meet someone that would squash him dry.

“Don’t lie to me; I could sense that you aren’t even in the elementary realm. How could you kill a demonic beast, which is at least in the elementary realm?” The woman didn’t look cold; instead, she gave the feeling of lust and danger at the same time. She was the type who liked to gain attention the most, but would happily kill or torture anyone that tried to take a bit of her, a natural-born sadist.

“I am a humble person and the most honest person under the three realms. I dug a big hole wholeheartedly and waited a few days for the demonic beast to jump and send its meat to me. That was how I could gain the demon beast’s meat, and the beast also didn’t feel cheated. Because it was just an unlucky accident, that Hundred Horns Rhino beast can only blame its own luck.”

“You don’t face it one on one like a man? You have no honor!” The woman sneered.

“I am so sorry, my father never taught me anything about honor. He thought honor was big bullshit and caused people to die faster. For my goodness' sake, his future grandson and our clan's next generation, he taught me our family’s number one martial art, which dates back 8000 years ago and has been carefully refined by each patriarch to its best, the art of kissing ass. He hoped that with this art, I can survive this hard life and one day will be the king of three realms.”

The woman laughed. “Whatever, now you have the demonic beast’s core, right?”

Jaime found a small crystal inside the demonic beast and knew it as the demonic beast’s core. The core had some spiritual energy which may help cultivators with their cultivation.

“I have two with me and am willing to present all I have to the mistress.” Jaime took out two small azure crystals.

“I have no need for those lowly beast cores.” The woman sneered again. “I am getting tired of these bamboo glasses and mugs; I want a set of ceramic food ware. Get them for me.” She threw a set of bamboo glasses and mugs at Jaime’s face.

“F**k, who do you think you are? Princesses who may charm any guy under heaven? Cause them to be stupid fanatics and throw their money just to make you smile! F**k, with your face and body, any horny bastard won’t even like to touch you even for free!”

“The most beautiful princess under heaven...” said Jaime without any anger. He is clearly implying under heaven as in hell, maybe some hungry spirits there will find this woman attractive and think her as a beautiful princess. “This lowly servant has no money, no family and friends, nor knows any loan sharks to borrow money to buy a ceramic set. If I’m needed to sell my body to get a set of ceramic, I will do it for my princess.”

“No need to sell yourself, you don’t price that much, worth none. Just sell your demonic beast cores in the market and buy me a set.”

Jaime tried to reason. “This lowly slave doesn’t know any market, nor dares to go to any market because this lowly slave will get bullied till he forgets his mother and father's face.”

The woman threw a jade with writing ‘third Bamboo Peak’. “The market is in the middle of Double Moon Sect, if anyone dares to bully you, just show it to them. I will castrate them. Next week when I come out of my cave, I want to find my new set of ceramic!”

“Beautiful sister, it isn’t good to follow your desire. Find your life’s purpose in happiness, not desire. Wanting a ceramic set is a shameful desire. A beauty should not want any ceramic set, nor have the desire, so you can cultivate smoothly. I am saying this because I care about my beautiful sister.”

“You know, you are funny. Your birdie is a source of desire, do you want this sister to help remove it for you?” The woman glanced at Jaime’s lower body.

“Sister will have a set of ceramic in a week!” Jaime humbly bowed. One without power could only blame their own bad luck.

Jaime didn’t need to ask anyone about the marketplace’s location. He exchanged a few of his mental energies with the Book of Karma to get the information.

Near the gate of Bamboo Peak, a chilling sound hit Jaime’s back like thunder.

“Where do you think you are going?”

Jaime found no one but still bowed down humbly. “This lowly slave was given a task by a beautiful goddess to buy a ceramic set at the market.” He took out the jade.

“Third senior sister?” The voice fell silent for a while. “You may go, but remember to buy a set for me too.”

Jaime’s face became very ugly, it really tasted very sour. “I want to talk about desire. Having desire....”

“What does desire have to do with your head?”

“Acknowledge, one set of ceramic...” Rotten luck.

“Hu Hai, I had given you an offering, you better find these two ancestors in hell and bully them! They bully your brother here!”

Jaime wanted to cry but he couldn’t. Even the dumbest housewife would stop shouting in front of her angry husband, even if that bastard cheated her badly, because she would only invite the black and blue. She would let her husband sleep first, then castrate him. Well, maybe giving him poison in his dinner is also agreeable.

In the Double Moon Sect’s market, Jaime made his way to a very big road with a large number of people busy buying or selling. Lots of bargaining and shouting could be heard. There were shop signs on some wooden huts, but mostly sellers just laid their mat down and put whatever garbage they had and sold them as treasures along the street.

Jaime visited a vendor and met an old guy seller. “Honest seller, this lowly one wants to sell two demon beast cores, as asked by this one.” He showed the jade. “How much is its price?”

The old guy sneered. “Those two cores are from a low-rank demonic beast. Even if you throw it on the street, no one will bother to take it. But giving face to Third Inner Disciples of Bamboo Peak, I will take both for two spiritual stones.”

Hearing that answer, Jaime determined that the seller didn’t cheat him because they really gave face to the inner disciples. Jaime took two small spiritual stones. It seemed like the currency used in this place was spiritual stone. The stone was only the size of a thumb but filled with Heavenly and Earth energies or spiritual energy which would benefit the cultivators.

[Spiritual stone is a stone that has been nurtured by heavenly and earth energies for at least ten thousand years and contains a lot of spiritual energies inside. One spiritual stone in this place equals 100 taels of gold or 10,000 taels of silver. One spiritual stone with proper cultivation would be able to bring a normal human to the doorstep of the Elementary Realm. This stone is widely used as currency for cultivators of spiritual energy.]

He walked around and checked every item on sale. He discovered people selling talismans, weapons, books, and some broken stuff. Passing the crowded stall, he heard the seller shouting. “These pills were made by Violet Peak Division. As we all know, the best pill makers in the whole Double Moon Sect are inside the fourth division, Elder Jie and Grandmaster Xhu. I promise none of these pills will disappoint you. Get them before they run out. Healing pills [White Flower pill] only 25 stones each, Strengthen pills [Heaven Ox pill] 40 stones, Cleaning meridian pills [Cloud Mist pill] 1,000 stones, Junior Realm breakthrough pills [Winged Horse Pill] 1,500 stones, Senior Realm breakthrough pills [First Dragon pill] 3,000 stones.”

“This [First Dragon] pill will make sure you become a dragon among men, becoming an inner disciple or even a core disciple, quickly boosting your cultivation to Senior Realm! It is limited, only 10 [First Dragon] pills appear once a year, and only 5 will be sold! You are lucky to find it today. Come, come...” People with no money could only silently pass the stalls, head held high, showing they don't need those pills, yet inside, they are bleeding, demanding those pills.

Finally, after wandering for a few minutes, Jaime found what he needed the most, a ceramic seller.

“What is the price of a set of ceramics?” Jaime asked an old man who pointed to a ceramic mug, plate, glass, and pot.

“100 spiritual stones for a set.”

“F**k! Make it one spiritual stone for a set. I’ll take two sets. Here are two spiritual stones.”

“Do you think your father runs the Double Moon Sect!” The seller immediately got angry and hit the stall table.

“No! But the owner of this jade thinks her father runs the Double Moon Sect!” Jaime threw a jade at the seller.

The seller looked at the jade and laughed loudly. “Third inner disciple of Bamboo Peak, you don’t scare me. Don’t think that you can rob me by showing this jade.”

Jaime frowned because that jade had emptied his pockets.

“Go back and tell her, ‘Screw her daddy’! This grandfather is a core disciple; how could I be scared by some random inner disciple! I have a higher position inside this sect.”

Back at Bamboo Peak, a voice without a shadow shouted as Jaime stepped through the gate.

“Where is my ceramic set?”

“A set of ceramics costs 100 spiritual stones! I don’t have it. Give me the spiritual stones, and I will buy it for you.”

“How much did the third senior sister give you?”

Jaime angrily shouted. “She gave me nothing except this jade. But this jade couldn’t buy anything or scare anyone.”

“When will the third senior sister receive her ceramic set?”

“Next week!”

“Then I will give you nothing and will get my ceramic set next week!”

“You guys are bullying people too much!” Jaime wanted to cry.

“I think if you couldn’t give the third senior sister the ceramic set, she will castrate you and roast it. I am different; I will be kind to you and only take your eyes out.”

Kindness is the last thing I want from this world!