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Chapter 17:The Quest for the Missing Mug
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Chapter 17 – The Quest for the Missing Mug

By the time Theo thought things couldn’t get any stranger at the Department of Unintentional Heroics, Brenda the receptionist waddled into the mission room like a storm cloud stuffed into a cardigan. Her glasses glinted with bureaucratic menace, and she carried a clipboard that looked like it had seen wars.

“Listen up, all of you so-called heroes!” Brenda barked, slapping her papers onto the table. “We have an emergency of the highest order. Someone—” she drew in a theatrical breath, “—has stolen the Department’s official Commemorative Heroics Mug.”

The room froze.

Steve choked on his protein shake. “Not the mug?”

Brie’s jaw dropped. “The one with the glittery inscription: World’s #1 Unintentional Hero?”

“Yes,” Brenda hissed. “The mug awarded after the Incident of the Flaming Donkey Parade. The pride of this department. It was on the breakroom shelf this morning. By 9:07 a.m., it was gone.”

Theo blinked. “So… we’re risking our lives for a cof
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