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Chapter 51: Naptime for Beast
Author: RainaHR
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The "Unit-Zero"—once the bane of his existence—had turned into the world’s most glitchy, radiant paperweight. It sat at the edge of the sun-drenched stone floor, its sharp, metallic limbs retracted. It didn't project menacing invoices or reality-warping taxes anymore. It just hummed a low, erratic melody that sounded like a blender failing to chop up ice.

Nicolás lay flat on his back on a lounger that he’d explicitly told Hans needed to be ‘soft enough to induce a vegetative state.’ His left ar
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