Wealth Ascension System

Chapter 2: The Awakening

Beep. Beep. Beep.

The sound pulled him back from nothing.

Ethan's eyes opened slowly. White ceiling.

Fluorescent lights that stabbed into his skull. The sterile smell of disinfectant and something else, bleach, maybe.

His throat felt like he'd gargled broken glass.

Where...?

He tried to sit up. Pain exploded through his chest. An IV line tugged at his left arm. He was in a hospital bed, wearing one of those paper-thin gowns that left his ass hanging out.

The heart monitor beeped steadily beside him.

I should be dead.

He remembered the water. The cold punching into his lungs. The car sinking. The peace of finally letting go.

So why the fuck was he here?

The door opened.

A nurse walked in, late twenties, dark hair in a ponytail, checking something on a tablet. She glanced at him and did a double-take.

"Oh. You're awake." She came closer, checked the monitors. "How are you feeling?"

Ethan's voice came out like gravel. "What happened?"

"Car accident. You drove off Morrison Bridge two nights ago." She was typing notes, not really looking at him. "Emergency services pulled you out of the river. You were dead for four minutes before they got your heart going again."

Four minutes.

"You're lucky," she continued, adjusting his IV. "Most people who are down that long come back with brain damage. Your scans came back normal."

Lucky.

Right.

She moved toward the door.

"Wait," Ethan croaked. "The bill. How much do I owe?"

The nurse paused. "You don't have insurance on file."

"I know. Just tell me."

She tapped her tablet. "Emergency response, ambulance, surgery, ICU for forty-eight hours, medications... you're currently at $847,329.18."

The number hit like a fist to the gut.

Eight hundred and forty-seven thousand dollars.

"That's..." Ethan couldn't finish.

"Yeah." Her expression was professional sympathy the kind that didn't actually mean anything. "We have financial counselors who can set up a payment plan. Most people pay it off over twenty to thirty years."

Thirty years.

She left before he could say anything else.

Two hours later, the door opened again.

This time it was a different nurse. Older, late thirties, blonde highlights that needed a touch-up, permanent scowl lines around her mouth. Her name tag read LINDA.

Behind her was a younger guy in scrubs, early twenties, built like he lived at the gym. MARCUS, according to his tag.

Linda was holding a clipboard stacked with forms.

"Mr. Cross." Her tone was flat, bored. She dropped the clipboard on his lap. "Financial responsibility forms. Sign where indicated."

Ethan looked down at the papers. Pages and pages of dense legal text.

"What is this?"

"Acknowledgment of debt. Payment agreement. Authorization for wage garnishment and asset seizure if you default." Linda was already on her phone, scrolling. "Standard procedure."

"I can't pay this," Ethan said quietly.

Linda didn't look up. "Nobody can. That's what payment plans are for."

"No, I mean, I don't have a job. I got fired three days ago. I have $247 in my bank account."

That got her attention. She looked up, one eyebrow raised.

"$247?" She actually laughed. "Jesus Christ."

Marcus snorted from the doorway. "Bro, you owe almost a million and you've got $247? That's fucking tragic."

"Language, Marcus," Linda said, but she was grinning. "We're professionals."

"Right, right. My bad." Marcus wasn't even trying to hide his smirk. "It's just... medically tragic."

Linda set her phone down, warming to the conversation now. "Okay, so let's do the math. You owe $847,329. You have no job and no assets. Even if you get minimum wage, what's that now, $14.50?"

"$14.50," Marcus confirmed.

"Even at $14.50 an hour, full-time, after taxes you're bringing home maybe $24,000 a year. Rent, food, utilities... you've got maybe $5,000 to $6,000 a year to put toward this debt. That's..." She pulled up her calculator app. "141 years."

Marcus whistled. "Damn. He'll be dead before he's halfway through."

"Oh, he'll be long dead." Linda looked at Ethan like he was a particularly interesting lab specimen. "Which means this debt passes to next of kin. You got kids?"

"No."

"Married?"

"Divorced."

"Of course you are." Linda exchanged a glance with Marcus. "So basically, you drove off a bridge, failed to die, and now you've created a debt that'll outlive you by a century. Congratulations."

Ethan's jaw clenched. "I didn't ask to be saved."

"Well, we didn't ask to fish your dumb ass out of the river, but here we are." Linda crossed her arms. "You know what the funny thing is? The really funny thing? We pulled three bodies out of the water this month. Two of them stayed dead. You know why?"

Ethan didn't answer.

"Because they had DNR orders. Do Not Resuscitate. Smart people who made smart choices." Linda leaned against the wall. "But you? You jumped without any paperwork. So legally, we had to save you. And now you get to spend the rest of your pathetic life paying us for the privilege."

Marcus was scrolling through his phone now, half-listening. "We should start charging a 'stupidity f*e.' Like, you do something dumb, you pay extra."

"Right?" Linda laughed. "Suicide attempt, add $100K. Drunk driving, add $50K. Being a general waste of hospital resources-" She gestured at Ethan. "-priceless."

"I wasn't drunk," Ethan said quietly.

"Oh, so you were sober when you decided to drive off a bridge? Jesus, that's even worse." Linda shook her head. "At least drunks have an excuse. You were just... what? Sad? Broke? Boo-fucking-hoo."

"Linda-" Marcus glanced at the door, suddenly uncomfortable.

"What? He tried to kill himself. I'm just saying, if you're gonna do it, at least commit. Don't half-ass it and stick the rest of us with the bill."

The words hit Ethan like slaps.

"You know what you should do?" Linda continued. "We're hiring. Janitorial staff. $14.50 an hour. You could mop floors here for the next thirty years. Hell, if you're lucky, maybe you'll slip on some wet floor you forgot to mark and crack your skull. Then you can try the whole dying thing again. Second time's the charm, right?"

Marcus let out an involuntary laugh, then tried to cover it with a cough.

Linda was on a roll now. "Actually, let's be real. Even if you work here full-time for thirty years, you'll barely make a dent. You'll die poor, alone, and in debt. Your obituary will probably say 'survived by $600,000 in unpaid medical bills.'"

She picked up her phone again, clearly done with the conversation.

"Fill out the forms. Someone from billing will come talk to you about setting up collections. And hey-" She paused at the door, looking back with a smile that didn't reach her eyes. "-next time you want to kill yourself, maybe save us all some paperwork and just take some pills at home. Cheaper for everyone."

Marcus followed her out.

Ethan could hear them in the hallway.

Linda's voice: "God, I hate jumpers. So fucking dramatic."

Marcus: "Should you have said that stuff? Like, legally?"

Linda: "What's he gonna do, sue me? With his $247?"

Laughter. Fading as they walked away.

Ethan lay there, staring at the ceiling.

The clipboard was still on his lap.

$847,329.18.

141 years to pay it off.

"Next time... just take some pills at home."

His hands were shaking.

Not from weakness.

From rage.

Pure, crystallized rage.

She was right about one thing: he had half-assed it.

If he was going to die, he should've made sure.

Should've-

The lights flickered.

Just once. So brief he almost missed it.

Then the heart monitor beside him stuttered. The steady beep glitched, went silent for half a second, then resumed.

Ethan's breath caught.

Blue light began to seep into his vision.

Not from the room. From somewhere else. Somewhere inside.

A translucent screen materialized in the air in front of him-floating, impossible, undeniably real.

Text scrolled across it in cold, mechanical font:

[SCANNING HOST...]

[VITAL SIGNS: CRITICAL]

[PSYCHOLOGICAL STATE: BROKEN]

[FINANCIAL STATUS: CATASTROPHIC]

[HUMILIATION THRESHOLD: EXCEEDED]

[WORTHINESS INDEX: CALCULATING...]

Ethan's heart rate spiked. The monitor started beeping faster.

[ANALYSIS COMPLETE]

[HOST QUALIFIES]

[ULTIMATE WEALTH REBIRTH SYSTEM - INITIALIZATION BEGINNING]

"What the fuck-" Ethan whispered.

[Silence, Host.]

[Your humiliation ends now.]

[Your rebirth begins.]

The screen pulsed with blue light.

And for the first time in three days-maybe three years-Ethan Cross felt something other than despair.

He felt hope.