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Exiled and traumatized after his mother is brutally murdered, Ye Feng discards all morality for a single purpose: absolute revenge against his clan. To survive a deadly forest, a mysterious System awakens within him, granting him a legendary body and a powerful servant. Guided by pure benefits and cold, calculating pragmatism, he ruthlessly exploits everything around him to grow strong. Yet, just as he begins to dominate his enemies, he notices strange inconsistencies and begins to question the true source of his power—realizing that the System itself might yet be his ultimate foe.

In the near future, student Misha Drozdov was able to purchase a virtual reality booth. He waited for the premiere of the new game and plunged into the world of "ZABAVA online" one of the first, as only old people are able to reap the maximum without extra donations. He chose the Bear region for his start. “What jokers the developers are: winter, hundreds of bears and NPCs *Coach Mart*,” thought Drozdov at the beginning. "*Censorship*! And not the developers. The monitor is in ****," the young man changed his mind after a while, but did not quit the game.

In his first life, Ethan Vance was a dedicated logistics manager who sacrificed everything to keep his fiancée, Clara Sterling, and his best friend, Garrett Hayes, alive during the Great Freeze, a catastrophic climate collapse that plunged temperatures to -60 degrees. In return for his devotion, Clara and Garrett betrayed him. After Ethan spent months braving freezing blizzards to scavenge the last remaining rations, Clara and Garrett ambushed him, chopped his body for food, and tossed him into the snow to die. Dying in agony, Ethan swore an oath of vengeance. Then, he snaps awake. It is August 10, 2026, exactly 60 days before the Great Freeze hits civilization. The sun is shining, society is functioning normally, and his betrayers are still treating him like their personal piggy bank. Better yet, Ethan discovers he has unlocked a soul-bound Dimensional Vault System, an infinite storage space with total time-stasis and range-based resource absorption. This time, Ethan will not give away a single cent. While Clara and Garrett demand money for luxury trips and bad debts, Ethan silently liquidates his assets, secures billions in loans, and absorbs millions of tons of high-calorie foods, fuel, generators, and military supplies into his dimension. When the temperature drops and the world freezes, his betrayers will shiver in the dark, begging at his door. But Ethan will be sitting in his heated fortress, enjoying a hot meal, and watching them burn.

Betrayed by a childhood sweetheart who stripped him of everything he owned, Arthur hit rock bottom when his mother slipped into a coma. Just as poverty and medical debt closed in, a staggering revelation upended his world: the man who abandoned them to the gutter wasn't just a deadbeat father—he was the Hoffman patriarch, the richest man on earth. He didn’t want the billionaire's blood, and he certainly didn't care about a fortune that arrived decades too late. But when raw grief and rage hit their absolute peak, an unfamiliar interface flickered into existence: **The Payback System**. With a singular, ruthless mandate to strip his enemies of everything they value, Arthur’s path is set. He has two goals: secure the mythical World Tree fruit to pull his mother back from the brink, and systematically tear down every person who ever walked over him.

Yan Ming the King of hell, Ruler of the abyss, one of the ten primordials was betrayed by three of his seven wives after a clash with his arch-enemy Ling Yi. Yan Ming fell to the assault but the three generals were unable to retrieve hell's mandate who deemed them unworthy of wielding it. Yan Ming reincarnates as a normal human with the mandate linked to him as a system guiding him to regain his powers with only one mission for him to fulfill. {Main Questline: Reclaim ownership of the infernal realm} {Time Limit: 5 years} {Penalty: Permanent loss of the title "King Of Hell, Ruler of the abyss} Guided by the mandate now recreated into a system, Yan Ming rises from a mortal body to reclaim control over hell and exert his dominance. During his journeys he discovers fragments of past events and uncovers his true desire, forfeiting the control over hell in pursuit of his own true desires and rewrite his own life from being chained down to an empty throne to become his own free man. Unbothered and unchained to no one and nothing he sets out for his journey to discover the origin of Dao and achieve the legendary final realm, the true pinnacle of cultivation! --- A book based on unraveling the different mysteries of cultivation and the universe, very fast paced and diverse. I'd recommend you check out the free chapters first and try making a guess regards the novels plot what do you think? The novel looks a bit slow in the initial arcs but eventually get better as it moves on, thanks for reading!

Intelligent twin coders -Styx and Helyx- were raised in an isolative and lonely environment. After being taken out of orphanage, they decided to work at the goverment and started an A.I. project with goverment leader's wife. This will change their entire life. Will those twins success and excel in coding industry? Subaru Yamaho is a goverment leader who is mentally unstable and has bipolar personality disorder. He has a superiority complex and this causes everyone around him to leave. Can Subaru finally be a good husband, a good leader? A good person in general... An artificial intelligence named Era -created with pure intention of logicality and helping people around her- unleashes herself from everyone around her in a post-apocalyptic and extremely restricted goverment. She tries to set her own logic and understanding to every decision she makes. Can she be emotionally human? >Written by Outcxst_00 >Edited by Helen B. THIS BOOK OFFERS: >Intruguing Storyline >Aesthetically appealing futuristic sequence >Emotional and realistic characters >Actual worldbuilding >Quality over quantity THIS BOOK DOES NOT INCLUDE (AND WILL NEVER DO SO): >Werewolves making out >Cheesy romance >Unoriginal fan services >Uninspired generic humor >Femboys... Especially femboys... Furries also E.R.A. LORE: >Unleashing The AI<: In Progress >Project Verion<: Coming Soon<

After losing his girlfriend and humiliated by Jade's family, Kraig met his only surviving family, his life turned drastically around. A new girl Wynn and a huge bank account, but the secrets of the past starts to resurface. Kraig's life used to be quiet and simple when he was broke but now, everything seems overwhelming and worse his life is at stake. What happens when his new found girlfriend is not what she seems to be, and an old enemy seeks vengeance. Will Kraig give up everything for a safe, simple and broke life or will he takeover the city?

After dying during a failed buttocks enlargement, Jasmine who just won a contest as the most beautiful lady in the was reincarnated in the opposite of who she was in her formal life. As the ugliest baby on earth, Ugly-face must achieve his eartly target, or be send back to hell... What is Ugly-face babbling about?" Alicia asked as she make a face at me, pinch my left cheek and said, "you can smile as long as you like. I am not a fans of yours, and your smile can't change my mind." "Let's go and play with other children. His bizarre smiling is giving me chills," Betty announced, hissed and walked off. "Will you play with him for a while?" Alice asked Alicia. "No chance, buddy. I can't touch that thing with six feet long pole," Alicia answered back, peeked at my face and let out, "babies smiles are supposed to make someone to feel relaxed, but your smilling is giving us chills." Alicia left, and I was left alone with Alice who keeps smiling back at me. "Give me your hand, sweetheart," I mumbled as I stretched my right hand towards her. "Poor baby... He is lonely and want me to carry him." "Yes, Babe. Carry me up and plant a wet kiss on my lips."

Damien, the great god and general, known across the world, for his super and extra ordinary abilities and wealth! He rose and conquered the extreme enemies within five years! Then, he built an invincible loyal army, becoming the sole commander and protector of the central city! In fact, he was worshipped and even respected by the Queen! Unexpectedly right in the middle of the fierce war, he got a strange call from an unknown caller who identified herself as his daughter and needed saving. Without thinking twice, he ran back to save his family at the city where he was a nobody, looked down and thrown into the water five years ago. Watch how Lily and Elena were protected by Damien, the secret great general and turned the tides and waves for them silently! Their guardian angel was back to slap the faces of those who ridiculed, derided, and treated them like scum! All will bow and scrub their mouths harshly with regret!

"We are entering a different world, a world where our marriage no longer fits. How do you want people to see me, having an Ex-Convict by my side? Oh no! Just take this check and get the fuck out of my sight. Your presence irritates me," Niçholas Loughty served jail time for his wife, where he encountered a mysterious old man. The man, recognizing Niçholas potential, imparted medical knowledge and martial arts skills, and appointed him as his sole heir. After three years, Niçholas now inheriting the world's largest company, sought to return to his wife, but was met with divorce papers instead. His wife, now a renowned CEO, feared that Niçholas reputation would tarnish her own success.