Idiot Box Comedy Club

"These are pretty minuscule spies, my lord," The leader said into his comms. They chattered among themselves. We had our hands up when they surrounded us. My throat clogged and I was running out of oxygen. I could barely think or breath. Mister Wigglesworth was talking briskly with bulging eyes to the colossal men and a rifle was lodged in his throat, he seemed frail and agitated. "Mort!" He threw the parcel into his hands. Mort winced when he failed to catch it. The box malfunctioned and I screamed at the blast and fell back into the shelter of more craters. I gasped. "What do I do with this?" His hand fidgeted on the and he dived behind a crate beside me while lasers flew. He panted and glanced at me holding on to the parcel. There was a skirmish going on. "I think I got hit." .... Remember when homicidal aliens were attacking us? This was now, yeah, it was kind of my fault. We were crouching like a couple of cowardly war veterans on a battlefield and Mister Wigglesworth! Of all people was out there holding them off. Mort held on to the prism parcel. My eyes were pale. I got hit by the parcel. I held on to my stomach. "Are you okay? Can you sit up straight?" He said. "No, it hurts," I did not feel like myself at all. I was not even in the mood to make snappy comebacks, I kept seeing double and all these color spectrums like I stared at the sun for too long. I was phasing in and out of consciousness. I thought I saw planets dying. I ducked over the end and focused on breath. [ System Activated ]

"The 'Alter Life' ritual can make a normal human forever. However, I'm not sure that this power will leave him. His strength Will return when he becomes an adult," said the lilac-haired man. "No way, Father. I did the 'Alter Life Ritual' too, but I don't have any powers after turning inti a human." "This is different, Zenko. In your son's body flows the blood of the Dewar Clan too. I can turn him into a human, but in exchange my body and soul Will disappear, because I can't match the strength of this child." Those were the last words King Felix, Demon Lord of the Gusoyn Clan, spoke to his daughter. He looks like a Hero in front of his daughter as he would sacrifice his soul for the sake of his grandson. However, King Felix is up to something. He planned to take possession of his grandson's body when his grandson grew up after performing the coming of age ceremony. His grandson Mastered the power of the Gusoyn Clan and the Dewar Clan and King Felix wanted the power. Can King Felix reach his goal to come back to life even stronger?

True Gods. Endless Divinities. Primordials. The Ancients. The Chaos. The Greater Chaos. The Infinite Realms. Heaven. Hell. The Abyss. Purgatory. The Overvoid. The Greater Worlds. The Origin World. The Prime Verse. The Past, Present, Future. Here. There. Everywhere. Nowhere. "Why is it that, I cannot find any place that I truly belong? And who, or what... exactly am I, as a Mystique?" Join our Enigma as he tries to find a place where he could belong, and fit in. While unveiling all the secrets and mysteries related to him, and his family. ** The cover page does not belong to me. Credit goes to the owner. Thank you~ **

After dying heroically while saving a little girl from kidnappers, Vasu is given a second chance at life in a new world where aliens and humans coexist.  As the Dungeon Manager, he is responsible for a complex labyrinth that holds the key to the planet's survival. Vasu must navigate the politics and power struggles of the various races while managing the challenges of the different levels of dungeon portals.  When he uncovers a plot that threatens to destroy the world, he must use all his skills to stop it. With the support of his allies, Vasu embraces his new purpose and realizes that this second chance at life may be the opportunity he needs to create a life he truly loves. blood boiling scenes are waiting for you to read , Enjoy a brand new world of dungeon-cultivation in a single novel.

Charlie was transmigrated into the world of totems and magic after an accident at an archaeology site which led to him falling off a cliff. Charlie inherited all the memories, sorrows and... cough- pains of the ten year old kid who's body he was transmigrated to. with the aid of the mini golden tree in his mind, Charlie fought with monsters, alien gods, and traitors of the totem tribe to earn the title of "flame warrior"

"Who do you want to go with? Mommy or Daddy?" Weston watches his girlfriend ask their four year old daughter. "I want to live with the two of you," the kid answers. "You can't, girl, you have to choose between coming with me or staying with daddy." "But..." The little girl's voice chokes with tears, "my teacher says family is to live together." "Not all families live together; we are one of those families who would never live together." "I'll stay with daddy." "Daddy is poor and won't be able to take care of you, just come with me, I will find you a better and wealthy Daddy who will buy you whatever you want, take you on vacation to Paris and Dubai..." *** It all started ten years back... Weston fled from his family like the prodigal son, started dating Ivy, got a child and squandered all his money. Now that he is poor, his girlfriend doesn't want to have anything to do with him because...who the hell wants to remain stuck with a man who can't even afford three square meals for his family? But then...what Weston's girlfriend didn't know was that her boyfriend was a multibillionaire...  

Dilan needs money to save his restaurant from bankruptcy. However, his brother-in-law spent all the money on gambling. His mother-in-law even forced his wife to divorce him and be with a rich man. Receiving so many insults from them, Dilan finally decided to reveal his true identity as a Supreme Lord!

Everyone despised him, an adopted son turned live in son in-law. Until his identity as the true heir to a prominent dynasty came to limelight. Greg made a vow never to let anyone who had belittled him in the past, get away with it.

{~I am dominant with my fantasy power entry~} In a world where strength rules, Cain Ashford is just another background character, or so he believes. Enrolled in a prestigious academy for warriors and mages, he spends his days playing the role of a low-key side character while secretly fantasizing about running a shadowy faction… just for fun But unbeknownst to him, his every word shapes reality. He is the reincarnation of the Abyssal Tyrant, a legendary overlord feared across history. His former subordinates, now elite students, teachers, and operatives, have recognized him, and they’re determined to help him reclaim his throne. Meanwhile, an enemy from his past lurks within the academy, manipulating events to erase him before he regains his power. As Cain unknowingly outmanoeuvres his foes, his legend begins to rise once more. Will he ever realize the truth, or will he continue playing the greatest role of his life while unknowingly reclaiming his destiny?

Ryder is transmigrated into the body of someone with the same name as his. He quickly learns that he is one of the most powerful people in a world named Mageia. One would think his life would be easy from here but it turns out to be the opposite. He is unable to use the magic of this body, he is engaged to three ladies and worst of all he has a target on his back. Join Ryder as he tries to survive in this world and make this body his own.