You're So Old Jokes

Izzie Brown held a young boy's hand and dragged him excitedly, calling out for her father, "Dad..., I want you to meet someone," A middle-aged man with a dark blue stunning suit turned to them, "Who is this, Izz?" She was so excited and came near to him, "Dad, that's Steven Tyler, I told you, he is my love" That man with the suit looked at Steven, rolling his eyes from the bottom to the top of his hair. "Izz... I thought you were just kidding, never did I expect that you would come with a trash like him", Izzie interrupted him, " Dad, that's harsh....how could you...?" "Then what else do you expect me to call him?" "But..!!" "Shut up and get him out Izzie, don't dare date him again," "Dad, listen to me, he is a military man, Dad please, I love him..." Izzy's father glared at the young man while his jaw clenched. He called his men and asked them to throw Steven out, and held Izzie back. Steven was humiliated by her father, just because he was a poor soldier, but the fact was something more..... He promised himself that he will make them pay for their deed and for sure he will, a soldier never stops.... not in a battle, not in life... He became the one at the top.. then counted their days to make them pay. Read Steven's life from leap to top....in this book. Thank you for reading. Happy reading. Please leave a review to let me know about my work.

Axelion's life was miserable. He was despised as poor, abandoned forever by his mother, expelled from school, known as a thief. But the wealthy system came to his aid and silenced their mouths. Young Axelion became a boss. His cafes were everywhere. But his attitude never changed. The wealth system came to watch because Axelion was a good and sincere person.

LEGENDARY SOLDIER WAS ARRIVED, HIS NAME IS ANDRE! Andre, who was seriously injured after surviving an ambush, was accommodated and cared for by Suci, the woman who later became his adoptive mother. When Andre woke up weeks later, he found his memory hazy. He remembered his name, but nothing else that had happened to him before. One time, while working, Andre was suddenly approached by a rich woman and offered to marry Intan, the woman's daughter. At that time Intan was two weeks pregnant. Andre accepted the offer and he was contracted to be Intan's husband for one year. After that, Andre and Intan would divorce and he would receive a very large sum of money, which he would use to pay for his adoptive mother's medical expenses. Turned out, only a month since they got married, Intan miscarried. Since then, Randana family felt that they no longer had any reason to accommodate Andre in their luxurious home, and their attitude towards Andre changed 180 degrees, becoming so bad and tending to be inhuman. They wanted to make Andre divorce Intan and leave the house, so they wouldn't have to pay Andre. One day, while in the family car, waiting for Intan to leave the office, Andre was approached by a woman, her name is Sofia. Andre asked Sofia to meet him. In a bar that seemed to be familiar, Sofia explained Andre's past and asked Andre to meet Jessica who will help him recover his memory. After recovering his memory, Andre began his adventure again as the legendary soldier, the greatest member ever of The Golden Dragon.

Betrayed and humiliated by his wife, Arnold’s life takes a drastic turn when a near-fatal accident reveals his true identity as the heir to the William Corporation, the world’s richest conglomerate. Fueled by a vow to seek revenge on those who wronged him, Arnold rises to unimaginable power, shocking the world with his newfound strength and influence.

Langit, an ordinary teacher, died in an accident. He wake up in a new world Valandria, but to his surprise, not as Hero or even as human, but a skeleton. He was reincarnated in a catacombs full of undead and creatures of darkness. The catacombs itself was just a small part of Magna City, a cursed city that become nest for monsters, ghosts, and curses over the ears, as well as the most dangerous place in Valandria. With a guide system he called The Narrator, Langit started his second life in never-ending struggle to survive and to reach the highest level possible. But before that, to celebrate his new life, he changed his name to O. Yes, just one alphabet: O. A letter similar to number 0 (zero); a philosophical symbol that he would start his life again from zero. Whatever happen in this new life, he can't be like his weak, old self. Can O survive in this life, or more importantly, to be at the top of evolution? Enjoy his struggle to become the strongest as he unravel the secrets of the cursed city!

It is only natural for people to doubt you when you have nothing to show. But in Gerald’s world, doubt was the least of his problems. He was despised, abused, betrayed, mocked, and humiliated. At the height of it all, an unknown figure from his past, Uncle Sam, appeared in his life. One encounter, and Gerald was not just Super-rich but was the only one who could save his dying and long-lost family. What happens when his tormentors find out their fortune could be gone with one snap of Gerald’s fingers???

There was Xerxes II, a God-king, 7"2 tall, melanin skinned, with an aura and composure of a god. Who believes he could subdue the whole world with his one million army and make every king cower like a cornered animal before him. Including the great king of Agranah, Wealene. There was Wealene, who had the Western world under his whip, and loyalties of several notable allies whom he disposes off like you do garbage. But he often defies the gods and would stop at nothing in pleasing his only daughter, Malisa who was in love with a common Ostler, Kie. There was Kie, an indifferent and proud Ostler whose only reason of living was his sick mother. He hates the gods and ridicules all their works. But his solitary life was plunged into frenzy when the high-bid princess of his land fell in love with him, but he fell for her personal maid, Samantha. And the gods? They have a game, Mahjong, and would force Xerxes, Wealene and Kie to be their opponents. Their intentions were not far-fetched, make a son of Kie, the littlest of the three, with whom they would destroy the three men; Amyclodicle, the young Warlock. But Amyclodicle would not stop at annihilating the three, he would be a terror to the gods too. For he falls in love with A sex slave passed for sport amongst the gods, who lives on earth in disguise of an Alan; their message bearer. A tale of War, Love and Games (fate)!!!

Warrick Rauveron is always seen as a useless young master, causing disgrace to his family. Not only his in-laws but also others hold him in contempt. Little do they know that his apparent weakness and foolishness are merely an act, serving a specific purpose. [System host has been found...] [Requirement: Maintain a weak image for 10 years (completed).] [Congratulations! The Gods' Blessing System has been activated!] [Goddess of Fortune invests 'One Unlimited Black Card.'] [The God of Time and Future blesses you with the ability to 'Foresee Potential Investments.'] [The Goddess of Medicine grants you 'A Pill That Can Cure All Illnesses.'] [The Guarantors of Torture and Vengeance provide you with the 'Ancient Books of Magical Martial Arts.']

Alex's life spirals into disarray as he stumbles upon his wife's betrayal in a clandestine affair. Amid ridicule and downgrade, he rose from the trenches and makes a groundbreaking move that catapults him into power. Although enemies are always growing, Alex has no intention of giving them the upper hand. He had tasted the bitter pills of failure and he shall make his enemies taste them and swim in it cause those who had wronged him and his family shall not be forgiven.

The true nature of a man is forever hidden from the eyes of his foes. The is the tale of Jackson , an ordinary man with a secret that holds the very foundation of his city and country. A man with an unrivaled power. After a nasty divorce that sends him on a way to self -discovery and a new life , he is faced with the hate of his ex-wife, Ella ,and his newest love interest. Novel connections are formed and more rivals spring from his past and present. Soon enough, Jackson realizes that the world he's become used to is quite different from the man he truly is and it is just a matter of time before he needs to take back his rightful place and let the world know him for who he truly is...