You're So Old Jokes

A man with a dark past will be forced to go back to his old ways in order to rescue his daughter from the clutches of a terrible disease. He believed that his life was different as he had managed to escape from the jaws of the underworld, but when his wife betrays him, and his daughter is on the verge of death, he can only return to one place, the place that saw him arise once more.

Robbin Vance, a disgraced, jaded Frontier Guard Captain, just wants to quietly get through his exile. When a lonely, remote mining colony falls silent, he and the keen-eyed young scout Elaine see what their eyes couldn't believe, a creature filled with bodies, rooted standing where they fell; their bodies welded, flesh to flesh and bone to flesh, with a weeping, black iron that glows with a pale, alien light in their eyes. General Alistair Thorne and his legendary lost legions have reemerged after one thousand years dormant in the earth below. No longer entirely human, they have become living dead soldiers fighting a thousand year old war to reconquer a continent, to destroy their long-time enemy, an empire the current modern world has unwittingly reconstructed itself around. To do so, Robbin Vance will have to work with Juliana, a natural philosopher with all the keys to the past, to mount a desperate colonial resistance against the brutal, snow-stained winter, and against these ruthless champions when the old world wakes up and finishes its war. To win the war, the living must learn to strike and defend what belongs to them.

Phoenix rules the world. Twelve Gods command its power. And above them all stands one man— Conor Grey. The King of the Gods. He came back for peace. He found war. And when the man above the twelve gods returns… Old enemies rise. Buried secrets surface. Empires begin to tremble. Because the world may have forgotten his name— But it will never forget his power.

Rebeca was 17 years old when she saw in the window of her school the arrival of the apocalypse. Living becomes a deadly hell and society goes to collapse in a valley all over survival. She will need to cross a city infested with revived aberrations to protect her colleagues and return home. As she rethinks her all values to escape a cruel destination, she can find that surviving the dead is just the beginning.

Charlie was transmigrated into the world of totems and magic after an accident at an archaeology site which led to him falling off a cliff. Charlie inherited all the memories, sorrows and... cough- pains of the ten year old kid who's body he was transmigrated to. with the aid of the mini golden tree in his mind, Charlie fought with monsters, alien gods, and traitors of the totem tribe to earn the title of "flame warrior"

Vineet was just a regular guy living a happy life, but one day in an accident he lost his family. Now it has been two years, he was just going through the daily motions to live his life because he was still not able to fully recover from that tragedy. On the second year’s eve of that tragic accident, he died in an earthquake. He then reincarnated into a different world with his memories intact. After much thought, he accepted his new reality and made up his mind to live a fulfilling life in this new world. But it’s not always that things go as you want, and on his first birthday the village he was in was attacked and he was separated from his family and found himself on a sacrificial altar, and was soon sacrificed in the name of some old forgotten gods. He was indignant, but as soon as his vision darkened he jolted awakened to find that now has been born again, but this time as a goblin. Before he can make any sense of it, another goblin attacked him. While trying to fend for his life, another goblin attacked him from the back and he died again. Frustration boiled up inside of him, and he screamed in despair: "ARGHHHHHHAAAAAA!!" Soon his consciousness awakened but this time he instinctively knew that he has not been born again, but somehow was capable of thinking. He didn’t know how much time passed but now there was only one thought in his mind this was torture, he would rather have his memories erased and be done with it. But fate had different plans for him…

Growing up with a wrong mentality on religion, a 47 years old man becomes a serial killer thinking he's doing the work of the almighty . Nothing can stop his killings so its either kill or be killed and detective griffin is having a hard time deciding because this priest, this murderer might just be his father he's been looking for , for the past 24 years ....

A sixteen year old boy who is very skilled in sword wielding became the target of evil swordsmen. After winning in a competition, he was killed by his best friend who was envious of his progress. He is later reincarnated into another world with his sword. In the other world he gained magic alongside his sword skills and now his new home is about to be wiped out. Will he be able to save it?

800 Thousand years ago, strange showers descended upon the many planets and solar systems. The changes were so great that both couldn't, and an old began changing, having strange and rare characteristics never seen before. It was just them, as humans the first group of humans awakened special innate abilities. But when the world was still straying to understand its predicament, forces from afar attacked the planet, wanting to conquer the world. The entire world shook with fear at the feet of these strong and mighty invaders. And when all hope seemed lost, a man named Krept gathered a fierce group of 10 called the Hands. Their emergence spelled good for humanity, and their strength was immeasurable. With a single blow, they could destroy a giant enemy warship to dust. They fight bravely, finally getting humanity its first victory. Yes! They succeeded in driving the invaders away. But this wasn't the end. To prepare for future incidents, they formed humanity's first Alliance, working hard to head into space and conquer inhabited planets. Forward to the present day, humanity has conquered 118 planets. Humanity also had alliances with other lifeforms, as well as enmity. Fighting to stay alive and survive, humanity continues to fight off invading outsiders. Ji Feng stared at the ceiling, absorbing all the strange memories in his head. Alright. 'All this was good and all, but what does it have to do with me? Why did this rich daddy transmigrate when I was already a winner in my past life? Can I go back?' ~Ding!! [Congratulations host. You've unlocked the Supreme Master Teaching system!] '...'

Story about a boy whose father's friend is a very rich man. His father died while both of them were accumulating wealth and everything went to the man. When the man became old, he brought his friend's son to inherit his wealth, and to marry his daughter. And being a stranger, he has to survive in a world where he is being targeted by both family and business rivals.