Your So Ugly Jokes

Imagine on your anniversary with your girlfriend. A spoilt rich brat walked in and swooned her over with ridiculous gifts that made her walk out on you. Left you stranded. Heartbroken. A few minutes later, you acquired the most powerful system... A system where money is the least of your problem. You are not only outrageously rich but have acquired several other UNPRECEDENTED skills... Impossibility is not a word in your dictionary. What do you do first?

"You loser, you've got 10 days to find Clara. 10 f**cking days. And if you don't, you'll rot in jail and I will make sure my daughter gets you divorced!" ********* In a race against time, Nathan Wade, a modest cop and an in-law to the opulent Kensington family, must find his kidnapped daughter within 10 days or risk losing everything, including his wife. But what if Clara's abduction was a scheme to eliminate Nathan Wade because he was worthless? What if Amanda never loved Nathan but had been a betrayer, cheating on him? To find out the dark truth, Nathan Wade would finally have to take the last choice he has left. To embrace his birthright as the first son of his father's multibillion dollar company, even if it meant going back to dark, ugly pasts. It was time to rise from trash to cash!

They laughed when you couldn’t pay your rent, they sneered when you were fired and called you garbage in front of everyone. They clapped when your ex humiliated you at your lowest, but in your darkest hour, a convoy of black cars stops in front of you. A man in a bespoke suit steps out. “Mr. Elba,” he says with a bow. “Your presence is requested. You are now the sole heir of the Elba Consortium. Effective immediately.” Private jets. Superyachts. Global influence. Power like you never imagined. But wealth doesn’t erase the past, it magnifies it, enemies emerge from shadows. Friends turn to snakes. And the world that once mocked you? It's ready to kneel or destroy you. This is your world now. But how long can you hold it?

Imagination is life. Your power is what you think of your self. Who are you....? You'll only know that when it all ends. But if your reality changes into something else or someone else...... What can you do.........?

You are forced to watch your family get killed in front of your eyes when death is also approaching you. You want to save them, but you can't. You refuse to accept this fate at the same time. During your last breaths, you are approached with a system that gives you an option to save your family, but you have to sacrifice something bigger. You must accept the darker side of the soul if you are to accept the help. What will you do? Will you accept the condition and save your family, or will you accept the fate?

What will you do when the country forbids you from revealing your true identity to the world. And because of this one rule, people trample on your dignity, your wife cheats on you and demands for a divorce, even the citizens of the Empire conspire against you.. and yet you can't fight back with your resources as you are forbade to reveal your identity.. This was the case of Clyde Darkfang of the Darkfang Royal Family and heir to the throne of Zizou Empire, also one of the Major General of the Zizou Empire Military. THE HIDDEN GOD OF WAR!! Find out Clyde manages to settle the massive unrest that plagued his life.

They laughed when you had nothing. Your ex humiliated you in public, calling you worthless. Your family turned their backs, and your boss threw you out like trash. Rock bottom wasn’t just a phrase—it was your reality. Until the day everything changed. When a mysterious man in a black suit steps out of a sleek convoy and hands you a letter sealed in gold, your life flips overnight. You’ve just inherited the unimaginable: the fortune, empire, and secrets of the world’s richest consortium. Now, you're not just rich—you’re untouchable. From surviving in the shadows to commanding boardrooms, buying skyscrapers, and reshaping your past with limitless power, your story becomes one of revenge served ice-cold. The same people who mocked you now crawl for your attention—and mercy. But with great wealth comes darker enemies, hidden agendas, and choices that could destroy the very soul you once fought to save. Because in this new world, money doesn’t just make the world spin—it spins you.

“You lost your company. Your dignity. Your bone marrow. And now your wife. What else is left of the poor bastard Adrian Lancaster?” He gave her everything, even donating his bone marrow to save her life. She left him for dead. Now, he's back. Colder. Smarter. Merciless. And he's going to make them pay! Every last one of them. He will show them that there is more to Adrian Lacanster. They have awakened the beast in him!

Frank Hart lived a peaceful life with his mother in the lonely town called Marble, he had most of the things he needed and life didn't seem to be harsh on him without a father. Deep in the forest of Marble town was an underground settlement but it was abandoned. The body of a tyrant was buried beneath it, but it wasn't locked up forever as the duration of the spellbinding the tomb was complete, the beast lord broke out and along with his ugly beasts turned the world into a state of dilemma. Frank had to flee along with his mother into one of the few refugee camps that the humans had. There was a war, a war between humans and the beast lord, with the population of humans declining Frank was forced to go to war. With no experience at all on how to fight, he struggled until he was at the point of death. "Is this how it ends for me?" Frank grunted as he pulled himself across the hard floor. A drop of blood fell from his forehead and landed on the blue necklace on his neck, a gift from his mother. The necklace began to glow and at that point, he lost consciousness. [ System Active ] [ You have obtained the wonder system ] P.S: The system is not the main focus of the novel.

Imagine borrowing money from your best friend and selling your car to buy a diamond ring for your wife on your wedding anniversary.