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After a group of men tortured his family and set his house on fire, Alfie, being the only survivor decides to seek revenge. Luckily for him, he was already recruited in the army just before the disaster. He becomes traumatized and cold-blooded due to the effects of the merciless loss of his family who includes; his parents, siblings and cousin. He becomes so fierce and even his companions were scared of his anger. After three (3) years in the army, he generates into the famous Dragon General and therefore comes back to end the lives of whoever was involved in the murder of his family. Not forgetting his Claribel, who saved him when he was running away from the bad men whiles he was hiding in the forest. Unfortunately, Claribel is being captured and molested by the famous Frederic of the Great Five Family. He tried to rape her and when she tried to defend herself, Frederic purposely arranged an accident for her. She survived, but she was left paralyzed for the rest of her life. To totally destroy her, Frederic arranged a forced marriage for her among the wretched in their society. In all this, Claribel’s family ceased to defend her or even help her out of her predicament for whatever reason. With two tasks ahead of him: saving Claribel and ending the lives of his family’s murderers, Alfie sets off to complete his missions.

The saying is 'Out of the darkness and into the light', at least that is how it goes when the good guys say it in the movies. David Dahmer was no movie star, hell, he was barely even a blip on the radar of life, except for the fact that he was the little brother to the Milwalkee Monster, Jeffrey Dahmer. When darkness comes calling, will David have the ability to fight, push through his deepest fears and resist the urge to slay everything in his path? This intense horror-thriller will lead you down roads that you may never recover from. Read at your own risk.

He is universally renowned as a useless burden in the midst of a continent-wide war. Does he have what it takes to be the agent of victory? Gerardo of Liko is the lone survivor of a battle to the death, though he'd argue he'd be better off if he wasn't. Especially when he's tasked to rescue a prisoner of war, Jorge of En Why, who happens to be his greatest enemy on a personal level. Evidently, Jorge is destined to bring an end to the Stone War, so Gerardo agrees to take on the mission. Upon being captured in the process of releasing Jorge from the clutches of the enemy, Gerardo accepts his impending demise, and even welcomes it. But not all hope is lost. Rein Bow, a pixie with prophetic dreams, understands the importance of rescuing Gerardo. She recruits the help of a forest sprite and a colony of rodents living within the walls of the enemy's palace to devise an elaborate prison break. Meanwhile, Jorge's conscience, along with his fellow warriors who had escaped with him, urge him to use his shape-shifting abilities to repay Gerardo's efforts. Will Jorge be able to set aside his personal disgust and become the competent warrior required to rescue Gerardo? Will Jorge's and Rein's combined efforts be enough? And will Jorge's experiences mold him into the proficient warrior capable of bringing peace back to the United Empires? "Follow" is only the beginning. Within these pages is the birth of two majestic families whose generations are chronicled in this epic fantasy series filled with specters, fairies, elves, dragons, mermaids, and more. If you enjoy fantasy stories filled with adventure, politics, and the struggles with the balance of emotion and logic, "The Rose Tree Chronicles" is for you!

5, 600 years ago, there emerged a man and a woman who transcended all beings and had otherworldly powers. And in their wake, they battled for supremacy. They destroyed entire mountains and split continents apart and shaped entire landscapes. The victor was a man, the representative of the light. He would later be known as the founder of the world’s dominant populace. He was loved by his subjects and feared by all and he bestowed this power upon his inferior subjects. Their physical capabilities were boosted, wounds would heal faster, senses were heightened and they could manipulate reserves inside themselves to be able to use their own powers. But, one was darkness incarnate and in her jealousy towards the Light, grew into hatred, so she created her own descendents to continue her will they were later called the monsters.

On the day Jamie lost his mother to cancer, he also lost his only accommodation and his girlfriend. Years of torture, humiliation and servitude from his stepfather and stepbrothers, Jamie was nothing more than a miserable bastard to the Reynolds, one they so desperately needed to do away with. His mother’s death was their perfect opportunity as his stepfather evicted him from his house, abused him and his dead mother publicly, and ordered the doctor to sell her corpse to organ harvesters. His stepbrothers made a spectacle of him and his dead mother, treating them as though they were worse than animals. And to crown their hall of humiliation, they took his girlfriend and cost him his job. With everything lost, there was nothing to live for anymore. Jamie owed the hospital over $100,000 and his boss over the same amount. His life was at risk, his existence was meaningless, and everything was set against him… Except for a sudden alert of $10,000,000,000 and a call from the world’s richest and most powerful man, claiming to be his grandfather. Jamie wasn’t a bastard after all; he had a family—a rich and powerful family at that—and he was their rightful heir. With a net worth of tens of trillions of dollars and the power to shut down the world with the snap of his finger… What fate awaits all those who did him wrong? What end has he destined for those who mocked his dead mother and her dignity? What was in the heart of the trillionaire for those who made his life hell and paraded their measly change over him? Revenge is best served cold…Or whatever temperature the Rich and Powerful Jamie Ashford wants!

Three years of relationship was broken like it was a frail stick. Elijah invested everything he has even though people mock him that he has nothing. He's just a poor student who juggled shitty jobs together to keep his life hanging and to satisfy his extravagant girlfriend, Elena but the same girlfriend shattered his heart and rubbed it to his face how useless he had been. She cheated on him with the school President. It was a video, it was her voice, moaning for the man she chose over him. Elijah's career was shattered, his dream broken like tiles and he was faced with the biggest blow of his life – humiliation and distress. But at that ugly and distressed moment of his life, he received a call from a strange number that changed everything for him.

Rudi who has an ordinary life transfers to another Rudi who is in a different world. Getting status as an orphan, Rudi saw the life of his predecessor full of sadness, until then an old beggar changed everything. Now Rudi has inherited an abundance of wealth, and with the wealth he has he begins to do what he wants, and his first step is to take revenge on Doni, a cunning friend who stabbed him in the back. But Rudi doesn't know that there is a mastermind behind Doni who is the real suspect. Only when the system came did he realize that there was a big fish behind a small fish like Rudi. So Rudi began to fish deeper until another fact emerged when he realized that his predecessor's parents had died not in an accident but were killed to silence him. Rudi became furious from there. An even greater conflict and revenge await him. And the competition between Rudi and his enemy became more and more intense as well. In the end, can Rudi beat his opponent? Which turned out to be a global elite network? But Rudi was neither afraid nor giving up because he had a system to back him up. And with this Rudi said loudly, " Am I the winner or you?" "You are just a bunch of elites....want to compete with me dream!!!!!"

Carlos Wilson, a brilliant lawyer, achieves a landmark victory against a pharmaceutical giant, only to have his world shattered by his encounter with Olivia Gray, a mysterious figure tied to the very empire he brought to its knees. Their intense romance turns tragic, leaving Carlos paralyzed and betrayed by his wife, who takes half of his fortune. Dive into this riveting tale of resilience, love, and the quest for justice that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

Would you believe it if your best friend told you that he has been living in the world for four hundred years? What is the reason for this - a wonderful gift, which he acquired at a terrible price and continues to pay for it to this day? That he was familiar with Catherine de Medici, Stefan Batory, Nostradamus? That's what I didn't believe at first. But he told me such details that I could not help thinking: what if this is true?

What would you do if you woke up and decided to look out at the dawning morning only to see yourself still lying in bed? What would you do if your 21st birthday was the last time you would ever age? What would you do if you were being chased by the NSA? How would you feel if you were hunted by a creature that could take any form it wished? That is Michael’s life. From the time he was fifteen he knew he was much different from everyone else. He had his own successful technology company and was at school at MIT. This is as far back as he can remember any true memory. He had always known things, whether it was about people or just events, and went with his feelings about whatever split in the road was set in front of him. Staring out the window of his bedroom, he turned around to find he was still in bed. Was it a dream? Before figuring out what was going on, the government was trying to catch him. Running from the NSA and trying to figure out how to control his new powers, he runs into something very evil that wants nothing less than to kill him. His new enemy can take on any form he wants at any time. Using his power to split himself in two, he spends his time trying to find out one other mystery. How did the government know about him before he did? Learning to split his body, trying to find his purpose in life, searching for the woman he lost and trying not to get killed, Michael comes to find out one truth to his reality. The only thing he has to fear in this word is himself.