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Identity is all in a global city that never sleeps, never forgets. Your name is what makes the difference on who you can access or the value you have and what awaits you. However, there is a man who is not connected to the system. No records. No history. No name. He grew up in the shadows of an ultra-controllable metropolis, managing to survive on his instincts, intellect, and secrets he does not even comprehend completely. Once a perfect machine of the city starts to fail, due to his inexplicable presence, strong institutions begin to pursue him not to kill him but to define him. As he continues digging he finds out buried a fact that the system was not meant to safeguard people. It was designed to erase them. And he might be the only fault it is impotent to amend. Stuck between underworld connections, high-end enforcers, and an enigma that surrounds his creation, he has to choose whether to vanish forever... or to shred the illusion of the city. Since the system will never name you again, you are either nothing or you're dangerous.

In a world full of caped superheroes, supervillains, and monsters, Aldrich is worthless. 95% of humanity has evolved to develop superpowers, but Aldrich is one of the rare few that has no powers at all. Because of his lack of powers, Aldrich suffers relentless bullying and discrimination. Society looks down on him as a burden. He is reminded everyday that he is better off dead than alive. Yet one day, at the height of his despair, after Aldrich is spat on, beaten, and broken, when it seems like everything is taken from him, a familiar screen appears in front of him: a screen from his favorite fantasy role playing game giving him the chance to wield the power he has only ever dreamed of. [Welcome, Host. Choose your Class:] [Class: Necromancer selected] Watch as Aldrich rises from weak to strong. From suffering to finding vengeance. From standing alone to commanding undead legions. From mere man to Lord of Death itself.

X, that's what he's called during the mission. The man who has become an assassin in a country suddenly gets an unexpected attack and dies in a cliché until his soul occupies the body of a poor man who only lives with his-in-laws. Dominic Louzen is a poor son-in-law who his wife does not even love. But, unfortunately, X occupies Louzen's body without getting any memories from the body owner. "Oh Shit! How can I occupy the body of a poor son-in-law like him?" Not only that, living with a fussy and demanding in-laws made X choose to leave. Relying on his killing skills to get money, X came a cross an organizations that brought him to reality. "Me, your leader?!" Who is Louzen? Is there a particular reason X occupies his body? So, how does X, who occupies a new body, begin his life journey to become the identity of Louzen?

Five years ago, Max went to the military in his brother in-law's place and was declared dead. They took his wife, beat his child and they sold his family like livestock. Now he’s back. In uniform still stained by war, Max walks into a city that thought it buried him and says one thing, “Touch what’s mine again, and I’ll erase your bloodline.” They laugh at him, call him poor and useless. Until elites bow, trillion-dollar companies answer his call and men who once spat on his name start kneeling. His wife stands between fear and pride. His enemies stand between arrogance and extinction. And Max stood at the very top, looking down on his enemies, “You had five years to breathe,” he says calmly. “Now start counting backwards.” Power isn’t loud. Power doesn’t explain. Power comes home… and collects.

"Please don't do this to me!" "Beg! Beg like a dog! Even if your eyes would bleed to death. I would not be coming back to you. John can give me everything I wanted, I did not want to wish to stay with you any longer. I felt ashamed being seen with a poor bartender like you," Maria scrunched her nose in disgust. A normal bartender worked hard to impress his girlfriend but she cheated on him. He was left with nothing then suddenly he got a legendary system. From being to poor, he will complete the mission to have powers, wealth and girls. If he didnt complete the mission, a misfortune will make his life hell. Meanwhile, he will take revenge from young girl rapist. He will teach rich people that how powers and money should be used in right way. With each system task completion, he will win different girls heart.

In a world where one’s destiny is carved by the beast they summon, Shaktivel was born a prince of a fallen lineage. On the sacred Day of Awakening, while others summoned majestic dragons and fierce lions, Shaktivel became the laughingstock of the empire. He had summoned what appeared to be a scrawny, shadow-dwelling wolf—a creature labeled as a "Defective Curse" by the High Priests. ​Mocked by the elites and disowned by his own blood, Shaktivel was left with only two choices: to surrender to fate or to embrace the darkness within his beast. But little did they know, Shaktivel’s beast wasn't a defect. It was the Forbidden Godly Beast, an ancient entity capable of devouring the very stars, sealed away for eons to prevent the end of the world. ​As the seal begins to crack, Shaktivel starts his journey from the dust of humiliation to the throne of the heavens. Those who once trampled on his dignity will soon realize that when the Godly Beast howls, even the gods must kneel. ​"You called my beast a curse? Now, watch it become your nightmare."

Three years ago, Ethan Sterling gave up everything for the woman he loved. His pride. His future. His name. Now he kneels on a ballroom floor while the city’s elite laugh as another man forces him to bark like a dog for the money that could save his dying little sister. His wife watches in silence. His enemies crush what remains of his dignity. And the surgery meant to save Ada is stolen away with a single phone call. By midnight, Ethan loses everything. Then his phone vibrates. One message changes the world. A hundred billion dollars appears in his account alongside six chilling words: Welcome back, young master. Your funds are ready. The family that abandoned him suddenly wants him back. The people who humiliated him begin to disappear one by one. And as buried secrets claw their way to the surface, Ethan realizes his poverty was never an accident. They thought they had broken a powerless man. They never imagined who they were standing on.

BLURB. "You are Elvis, my son-in-law-to-be. You fainted on your wedding day to my daughter, but now that you're awake, you shall marry my daughter today." Elvis stared at Jordan Moore, not having any memory whatsoever of what the man was talking about. Though something was for sure, he felt no strange feeling about the man, so perhaps, he was telling the truth. So, he married the girl in rags. But now, after a little while, Elvis, even with no memory whatsoever, knew who he was, "I am Vince Klein plus one, I rule the world and my in-law must taste my wrath!" Elvis knew who he was... How was he able to know about it? Will he deal with his father-in-law and leave his wife? Will Elvis survive it as he was just so young? Was he ready for some damage and psychological stress? How could he claim a high position without a memory? What even led to his amnesia? Find it all out now!!!

"A coffin?" Alex mocked, his laughter echoing through the hall. "For me? You should’ve brought one for yourself, lunatic."Alex Carter’s cruel smirk wiped clean with a blade to Charles Carter’s screams as he loses more than just his pride, Jack is a man on a mission."You laughed at me when I was down," Jack says, his voice calm but cold. "But now, you’ll remember my name—for the rest of your short lives."Once, Jack Sullivan was a name whispered with respect and fear—the legendary commander of the Iron Wolf Battalion. But a devastating betrayal left him broken, his memories shattered, and his enemies triumphant. Reduced to a mentally impaired shell of himself, Jack became a laughingstock, mocked by his in-laws and dismissed by the powerful elites of Havenwood. "They called him a fool, a servant, a man broken beyond repair. Now, they’ll call him their worst nightmare." But Jack isn’t a fool anymore. His memories have returned, and so has his unrelenting thirst for justice.

When his daughter Aurora drowned seven months ago, Mateo Cross felt he lost her. Now his other daughter Ivy claims that something visits her bedroom precisely at 3:33 AM. The same thing that took her sister. Mateo finds a spiral inscribed on the wall behind Ivy's bedroom and hears of Ashwick Hollow, a haunted village that offers one child as A sacrifice every seven years, he realizes Aurora did not drown by accident. She was taken. And Ivy now comes next. Mateo has to enter the Veil, a nightmare world where 48 kidnapped souls are imprisoned and an ages-old monster, in order to rescue his daughter. The starving mother longs one more. The truth is, though, the further he descends seven layers of psychological purgatory: the only means to spare them all is to give up something much worse than his life. What would you do to save your child? Would you pay it if the cost was erasing yourself from their memory forever?