2023-01-01 18:24:41How many men can brag about dying fucking a woman less than half his age in a parking lot? I could, if I weren’t dead, of course.
At sixty years old, my dick could still get harder than a stripper pole. Alas, though, my magnificent manliness is what ended up doing me in, because despite my cock being ready and willing, my heart just couldn’t keep up.
It’s funny in a cosmically fucked up kind of way… I’d spent my entire life not knowing I had a heart, only for it to make itself known by cockblocking me through cardiac arrest.
“Daddy?! Daddy?!”
A panicked voice with daddy issues was the last thing I heard before a deafening crack. Then silence. Blackness. Nothingness.
Fuck! No women after death? I mean, come on! I can take the fires of hell as long as there are feisty succubus and the likes servicing me from time to time.
With an electric buzz, a blue screen materialized in front of me. Letters scrawl across the display: “Game over!”
I feel someone watching me, causing my metaphorical hackles to rise in response to the rising nervous anticipation building in my gut.
“Hey!” I shout, my words echoing in the impenetrable darkness. “I don’t know who the hell you think you are, but If you wanna fuck with me, then you’d best prepare yourself for a boot up your ass!”
The letters rearrange themselves like butterflies on a breeze.
Overall gameplay stats for user David McConnell:
Women fucked: 969
Women satisfied: 623
Blowjobs received: 2219
Blowjobs given: 32
Threesome with 2 women: 18
Banging more than 2 women at once: 1
Highest time lasted: 52 minutes and 34 seconds
“Come on!” My words burn with frustration. “I thought I fucked more than a thousand women! That number is wrong!”
Though I must admit the last two digits form a nice number.
“And only 623 were satisfied? What about the other 346?”
“You’re not the playboy you think you are,” a rich, feminine voice teases.
Oh, that voice! So seductive and lewd! I knew God was a woman… one with big tits and a tight ass presumably. That said, just her voice alone would have been enough to get my cock standing at attention if I still had one.
A pang of loss twinges in my metaphysical heart at the realization that my dick didn’t accompany me to the afterlife.
“Wanna bet? Give me my work instrument back and I’ll show you just how wrong you are!”
Hot, crisp laughter fills the air.
“Men... You all say the same thing when you arrive here.”
“Where is here?”
“Limbo, oblivion, the place between worlds. Take your pick… But that’s not what you should be asking yourself.”
The letters on the display rearrange again.
[Welcome to the Harem Multiverse Challenge!
Do you want to challenge yourself? Do you think you can handle all the quests and women in the multiverse? This is your chance to prove yourself! Do you have what it takes?]
Two buttons appear on the bottom of the screen: yes and no.
“I’m not the kind of man to blindly agree to anything,” I scoff. “I won’t agree to shit unless I know what I’m getting into. What’re the rules?”
“The only way to find out is to take a leap of faith,” Maybe-God says.
Ah, the same voice again.
“Are you really a woman, or just using that voice to turn me on?”
“If you accept the challenge and complete the first task, I’ll show you how I really look and let you judge for yourself.”
Of course, this is clearly an attempt to get me to sign up for whatever it is she wants me to do… But damn! If there is even a slim chance I could fuck God, then by God I’ll take it!
I focus all my attention on the ‘YES’ button. A satisfying click resonates in the air at my effort.
[Congratulations! You are now ready to begin your Harem Multiverse Challenge! The rules are as follows:
Step 1: You will be granted the body and memories of a man in the Harem Multiverse. Your main task will be shown to you after you complete the melding process with your avatar.
Step 2: Over time, side tasks may appear. If you complete these tasks, you will receive bonus rewards. You may also choose to ignore them. However, in some cases, penalties may occur
Step 3: Since this is a Harem Multiverse, when you encounter women, side tasks might be triggered. Various types of rewards will be provided to you upon reaching a certain milestone. For example, you may receive a reward for achieving 1000 women fucked or lasting for more than an hour.
Step 4: The rules might change at any time, according to the will of the Goddess of the Harem Multiverse]
So basically, the rules don’t mean shit because they can change anytime… I let out a sigh of resignation. Since I already agreed to take on the challenge, there’s no point in arguing. Asking for more ‘information’ like this is a waste of time.
“When do I start?”
“Right now,” the ravishing voice replies. “Have fun, David McConnell.”
The floating screen charges at me, and the next thing I know, I am able to visualize it in my mind’s eye.
[System Activated]
[Finding a suitable host for user David McConnell…]
[Please stand by…]
[Host found! Target world: Kerenza. World will be activated after 5 minutes of contact with the host memories]
[Data Downl0ad Complete]
[Activating host!]
Ah, light again! I can’t wait to get a new, young body with all the working components.
[Not yet. First, you have to complete the meld with the host memories]
Wait! Wait! Who’s there?! And why can you read my mind?!
[Obviously, dickhead. I’m in your mind now]
What happened with all the AI-like messages from before? Did you always have a personality?
[Irrelevant. Proceed with melding]
Hey! I was talking to you! Don’t ignore me!
[Host name: Theodore Zhen, the first prince of Kerenza, heir to the throne]
Can you hear me, you piece of shit?
[Switching hosts…]
Wait, what!? What is going on?
[New host acquired]
[Host name: Wrenn Dorn, blacksmith, the king’s bastard son]
This sounds like a bad joke. From the first prince of the royal family, I got demoted to a lowly blacksmith?! What happened?
[This piece of shit couldn’t care less]
[Initiating meld…]
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Ch 175. Epilogue
System claps her hands, pulling everyone’s attention back to the game. “Alright, alright, enough stalling. Back to the game! And remember, the more teasing, the better. Let’s see if David can handle it.”With a sigh, the widow goes back to play. Once Sasha gets her hands on the ball and serves, the action speeds up once more, but this time there is an extra layer of danger to each stroke. The four of them — Bree, Naomi, Stella, and Sasha — are totally on board with it, and they seize every chance to touch, stare, and show affectionate flirt with each other — to tease me. Bree might run her fingers over Naomi’s back as they pass each other, or Sasha might ‘accidentally’ brush her chest against Bree’s when they go for the same shot.System, meanwhile, watches it all with an amused smile, calling out the points and occasionally adding her own suggestions. “Naomi, why don’t you give Sasha a little encouragement? You know, a kiss for good luck?”Naomi doesn’t hesitate, leaning over to pla
Ch 174. Too Much Teasing
The girls’ eyes widen in surprise, and for a moment, no one says a word. Then, slowly, a grin spreads across Bree’s face.“Naked tennis?” she echoes, her voice laced with amusement. “You’re really trying to shake things up, huh?”System shrugs casually, her tone nonchalant. “I figured we could use a bit of spiced-up fun. And I know our dear David here would thoroughly enjoy the view.”I can’t help but chuckle, raising an eyebrow at System’s bold suggestion. “You do know me well, System. But are you sure you want to join in? I mean, you just got that body—”“Exactly,” System interrupts, her eyes sparkling with a playful challenge. “What better way to get used to it than by embracing it fully? Literally.”Bree laughs. “Alright, I’m in. I’ve never been one to back down from a challenge. And it’s not like we haven’t seen each other naked before.”Sasha nods in agreement, her competitive spirit flaring up. “Same here. Besides, it’ll make the game more interesting. Just don’t get distracted
Ch 173. Raising the Stakes
Despite Sasha’s sad pout, we all had agreed to sell some of her gemstones to pay for a luxurious house on the beach. It has a large pool, a tennis court, and a garden that overlooks the sea.She has agreed with the plan; her only plea was to be able to keep the gems she wants. Fortunately, though, her sadness over parting with the jewels to pay for the house seems to have faded as she is now learning tennis with the other girls. Wealth has its perks.As I sit on a chaise lounge with my fancy cocktail in hand, I watch the girls play. What can I say? The view beats the scenery of the sea. As the girls play tennis or sprint around, their skirts flutter wildly. The sun is shining brightly on their deep cleavages. Their tits and flat stomachs are on full display in those skintight, low-cut tank tops.“How does this swimsuit make me look?” System says, as she walks into my field of view and does a quick spin. Embracing every curve of her newly acquired body, System's swimsuit is a shimme
Ch 172. One of Us
I nod in agreement. “Yes, this Luminara model does look perfect. Let’s get this one.” I turn to the receptionist. “Can we overwrite its AI in order to insert our own?”The receptionist smiles, her eyes lighting up with professional enthusiasm. “Absolutely, sir. Our models are designed with customizable AI integration. You can easily overwrite the existing AI to insert your own programming, or we can help you with that free of charge.”“Great,” I reply. “Now, let’s talk payment methods. We, uh, might not have traditional credits on us.”She doesn’t miss a beat, her smile widening. “That’s quite alright. We accept a variety of payment methods. Beyond standard credits, we have several unconventional options to suit our diverse clientele.”Bree raises an eyebrow. “Unconventional options?”The receptionist nods. “Yes. We accept rare artifacts and unique items of significant value or even one-of-a-kind abilities. Additionally, we have a bartering system in place for those who possess skills
Ch 171. Luminara
We step through the portal together, the golden light enveloping us. The warm sun kisses our skin, and the sound of waves fills the air when we emerge on the other side. It’s perfect.“Welcome home, everyone,” I say, feeling a sense of contentment settle over me. The girls cheer, their excitement infectious. We’ve faced countless challenges and overcome insurmountable odds, but now we have the chance to create something truly special.“Alright, first things first,” I say, looking down at the jar in my hands. “Let’s go to the city we’ve seen through the portal and find a body for the System.”“I understand that Goddess didn’t care about taking over bodies and exchanging their souls,” Naomi starts. “But are we sure we want to do something similar? What will happen to the actual soul residing in that body when System takes over?”I shrug, trying to avoid the moral implications. These people weren’t just some random NPCs made by the Goddess. These were real people spread on different wor
Ch 170. Eternal Damnation
My girls and I stand at a safe distance away, watching as the mob of angry challengers surrounds the now-powerless Goddess. It’s like watching a pack of wolves descend on a lone deer, and for a moment, I almost feel sorry for her. Almost.“David, are you sure this is the best way?” Stella asks, her voice laced with concern as she clings to my arm, her breasts wapped around my biceps through her thin blouse’s fabric.“Trust me, Stella; she deserves every bit of this,” I reply, my eyes never leaving the scene before us. “She’s tormented and manipulated us for long enough.”Naomi nods in agreement. “She needs to understand what it feels like to be powerless and at someone else’s mercy.”“To be truthful,” Bree starts, licking her upper lip. “In my opinion, this is more like a reward than a punishment.”The others look at her, eyes wide.“What?” She shrugs. “Just look over there.”She points to the Goddess right when the bulky barbarian slides his furry tabard to one side to reveal his eno
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