Survival Shenanigans With Elf Mistress

Chapter 7 Indecent Proposal

The Elf woman beat me to it and spoke first. "I am Ellara, the Medley Elf. Who are you, adventurer? By the looks of it, I would assume you are human?"

I took a heroic stance and said, "I am Akira, the… The… The Survivor. Yes, Akira, the Survivor. You must have heard of me."

Ellara tried to force a smile, which would look odd on another female. However, her natural beauty and presence were overwhelming, making me fall in love all over again. I felt like kneeling to her a thousand times, and perhaps licking her toes if she'd let me.

"The Survivor," Ellara said slowly, thinking. "Unfortunately, I have never heard of you, adventurer."

"Regardless, it was brave of you to come to my aid. Chivalry and honor are dying virtues among men. I am very pleased. By the wilderness rules of Arcadia, you may ask for a prize."

My throat was dry all of a sudden as perversion took control of my mind. My eyes scanned her body like an old Xerox machine, focusing on the curves and the pokes. "A prize? I can ask for anything, and you'll give it to me?"

Ellara looked a bit uncomfortable by my lewd gaze and unstable reply. She tried to hide it with a forced smile. "Of course, Akira. If what you ask is in my power, I will grant you the reward."

My libido was close to bursting, taking over my thoughts. "Let me fuck you," the words slipped out.

The Elf was shocked for a second, then took a couple of apprehensive steps back. "What did you say?"

Being too horny, I wasn't going to eat my words. "The reward I want is to have sex with you. Right now."

Bam! A fireball hit me straight in the chest. I was thrown back a few feet, but didn't topple over. Ellara had attacked me without thinking twice. But, boy, her magic was weak.

It wasn't just the goblins. The Elf was weak too, and her fireball spell was drastically less effective than the ones she had been firing at the unlucky elves. Something was off, but I presently ignored that instinct and rubbed my chest with annoyance.

"You deviant!" Ellara screamed. "Stay away from me! You want my virginity like the goblin king, don't you! I'll kill myself before I let you lay a finger on me!"

I raised an eyebrow in confusion. Okay, the gorgeous Elf was a virgin. Classic and interesting. But why did the goblins want her virginity in particular?

I mean, goblins have been known in fantasy works to be abductors, enslavers, and rapists of women, but what was special about Ellara? It made me more interested in smashing her.

"You could have refused, lady…" I defended myself. "I was lonely and just wanted some female company, that's all. I don't know anything about your virginity being a rare privilege, and the goblin king hunting your ass, literally."

Ellara eyed me with suspicion for a few moments, then relaxed, lowering her arms. "I apologize, Akira. I misjudged you because my mind is still occupied with the goblin battle. You were needy and just trying to court me, and I overreacted. I am ashamed of my conduct as a Medley Elf…"

My heart leaped as I listened to her answer. Did that mean she was giving consent to have sex with her? "Ellara… About my reward…"

The Elf crossed her arms and shook her head. "Your courtship was a harsh but honest approach, and my answer is NO. I refuse your indecent proposal, but I also apologize for attacking you. This is not the way to treat your savior."

I sighed, feeling my heart sink. Turned down already? But it was fair, considering her backstory and the magical virginity thing. Perhaps I could change her mind if we hung out?

"I can escort you to your destination if you want—" I began, thinking at least I could perv on her for a while before we went in different directions.

"That would be unnecessary… Wait—Watch out!" Ellara screaked.

I was still reeling from her rejection, and thus, my instincts were dull. I didn't notice that a goblin sergeant was still alive in the pile of corpses. It snuck closer and made its move.

Glurk! It must be the goblin's best shot in its life, because the cursed javelin it hurled hit me square on the chest. The metal broke through my ribs and pierced into my heart.

Glugh! Pain exploded like fireworks in my chest. "Aargh! You ugly fuck!"

I could hear Ellara blasting the rogue goblin with magic, but I didn't care about that anymore. Life drained out of me so fast that my knees buckled. It was clear to me that death was at the door.

It was a miserable death—dying with blueballs. The universe hates me, doesn't it? As I fell, toxic thoughts towards Ellara bloomed. I saved her, but she wouldn't even put out once. Ungrateful bitch!

Regretting my petty final thoughts, I landed hard, blood spouting out of my chest cavity—a pool formed under me. Ellara stood there, watching me die without emotion. The world faded into black.