I appeared to have no overpowered skills, and there wasn't any harem of waifus waiting to greet and bathe me. Just me, feeling like that guy from Cast Away before he befriends the volleyball. I looked around for sports objects but didn't find any. Not even a bowling pin.I looked around peevishly. The surrounding forest was straight out of a Tim Burton fever dream. "Enough with the Hollywood references, Akira!" my mom's heavy accent voice echoed in my head. "You'll forget your culture this way!"Never mind. Let me paint a simple picture for you. The trees had bark that glowed like neon signs in Vegas, leaving shimmering colors that don't exist on the RGB scale. Up above, the sky had a weird swirl of clouds, a phenomenon often found only in AI-generated images.I couldn't spot any sun yet, but the world was still illuminated enough to see the surroundings. Was it twilight? The birds were normal IG, although the chirps sounded a bit auto-tuned.A vine nearby twitched, opening a flower t

I nutted up and decided to carry out exploration during my last moments. Switching on my phone again, I turned on the flashlight and found a side entrance in the cave wall.It led to a dead end, which gave this detour a room-like structure. At the far end was something interesting. I ran into what was my most significant discovery since I started the game—a clay furnace.It was cold and hadn't been used for years, probably, but my mind raced. Could the green herbs I found in the cave be made edible as potions after brewing them? Hmm. Trying wouldn't hurt, since I was dying anyway.I collected wood and twigs as fuel and lit the fire. As smoke stung my eyes like onion gas, something extraordinary happened.Boop! A holographic menu popped up over the furnace. Yes! Finally! A gaming interface!There were four sections—CRAFT, ENHANCE, KITCHEN, and RECYCLE. In the CRAFT section, there was an exhaustive catalogue of simple weapons, tools, and utilities. In DISMANTLE, I could break down compl

Fucking beauty! Ah, I finally got a close-up view. The tight leather pants she wore were weathered, but didn't prevent her ass from looking like a ripe peach.Her tits were huge for her height, but they didn't bounce as much, defying physics.Being an ass-man, I lowered my lewd gaze to the area of interest. "Damn, that ass! The things I could do to it!""Focus, horn-dog!" my conscience berated me. "You're bleeding, not boning. Save yourself first! Escape! Survive!"However, my pervy brain went wild, thinking up scenarios. What if… I helped the Elf in her battles, and after we won, she'd reward the hero. A ride on her private ax?My common sense bitch-slapped me. "Damn, get your mind out of the gutter, Akira, before this isekai turns you into a corpse with a boner!"Whoooo! A bullhorn rang out, followed by a roar of goblin crowds. Reinforcements poured out from either side of the bridge.Until now, the supermodel Elf had been efficiently dealing with a few goblins at a time with her ma

Like a matchstick striking a matchbox, a spark ignited, and the blanket of darkness was rudely removed.Argh! Fuck! It hurts! I felt like a vampire from a cheesy flick struck in the chest with a wooden stake. No, it was more like a red-hot poker straight through my heart. No, wait, it was more like a warm dick in my cardiac muscles.Realizing I could think irrationally again, I paused. Wait, am I not supposed to be dead?The pain told me a different story. Every beat of my pulse sent fresh waves of crackling agony radiating out, making my vision swim with a hundred thousand black spots. I was barely breathing, and when I did, the breaths came in shallow, ragged, and miserable gasps."Fuck... This is hell," I wheezed, "Someone kill me, please!""Shh…" a female voice said softly. "The arrow was laced with goblin poison. Don't struggle, or it will hurt more.""Fuck you! Screw your parents, and your unborn children!" I tried to snarl aloud, but mumbled nonsense instead. In fact, I had los

I confronted her, struggling against the invisible pull of the collar that kept me grounded. "Let me go, I saved your ass too! This bond bullshit is unfair and evil. You didn't get my permission before executing it!"Ellara's eyes hardened like steel forged in a furnace. "Stop crying and yapping. The bond is already permanent, with no loopholes. It was I who saved your miserable life!"I sighed, finally accepting the reality. The Elf Mommy had collared me, and I couldn't even escape through death. Now what? My mental state was so unstable that I started thinking of porn scenarios."Does the bond come with… benefits... As in slave sex?" I blurted out without thinking. I immediately regretted my boldness as Ellara grunted and closed her hands sharply into a fist.Crackle! Electric shocks zapped through my body as if I had hugged a live wire. My nuts felt like a taser had been introduced to them from all directions. "Aaaaargghhhh! Stop it!""Behave…" she mouthed slowly and threateningly.