The Last Hero's Wasterland Sanctuary

The Explosive Pest an the Uninvited Guests

Chapter 1: The Explosive Pest and the Uninvited Guests

The morning dew on the ruins of the First Dynasty was usually peaceful, smelling of damp moss, wild thyme, and the faint, ozone tang of ancient, dormant machinery. Aurex Veyran liked his mornings quiet. He liked his coffee strong, his crops undisturbed, and his life entirely free of royal nonsense.

Instead, he was currently sliding face-first down a muddy embankment, chasing a glowing, purple land-squid that was bloated to the size of a beer keg and ticking like a cheap clock.

"Barnaby, I swear to god, stop running!" Aurex yelled, his boots slipping on a wet patch of clover. He scrambled to his feet, wiping a streak of mud from his bare chest. "If you blow up my turnip patch, I’m turning you into calamari! I mean it!"

Barnaby, who possessed no ears but had an incredible knack for being a nuisance, let out a wet, whistling honk. The creature’s rubbery, bioluminescent tentacles flailed wildly as it propelled itself forward on a cushion of pressurized air, leaving a trail of glowing, highly volatile slime in the grass. It was pulsating a dangerous, angry shade of magenta. That was the universal sign for I am about to explode and take a fifty-yard radius with me.

Aurex cursed under his breath. Seven years ago, the Kingdom of Solaria had shoved him through a dimensional portal into this forbidden wasteland, expecting him to die in minutes. He hadn’t. He’d survived, built a fortified home out of ancient ruins, and even managed to cultivate a decent farm. But the local fauna was a nightmare.

He didn't have magic. The grand summoning ritual that had brought him here had deemed him a "dud"—a zero-mana liability. So, while other heroes might have frozen the squid with a frost spell, Aurex had to rely on pure, exhausting physics.

From a nearby thicket of silver-leafed briars, several pairs of highly polished, gold-trimmed eyes watched him in absolute, paralyzed silence.

Princess Lyra of Solaria, leader of the Royal Expeditionary Force, squinted through her spyglass. Her breath caught in her throat. She had expected to find a barren graveyard of bones, or perhaps a mutated, slavering beast. Instead, she was looking at a man. A remarkably well-built, sun-bronzed man with a messy mop of dark hair, wearing nothing but rugged canvas trousers, heavy leather boots, and a tool belt. He was currently lunging through the air like a madman.

"Your Highness," Captain Gerald whispered, his hand trembling on the hilt of his runic sword. "Is... is that the survivor? Why is he wrestling a Grade-Four Doom-Mollusk?"

"I don't know," Lyra whispered back, her heart hammering against her ribs. There was a strange, magnetic pull in her chest as she watched the survivor. He was completely unbothered by the deadly creature's proximity. He was actually scolding it. "Just watch. If he’s survived here for seven years, he must possess unfathomable, dark magical power."

Down in the clearing, Aurex was not using dark magical power. He was using a homemade, spring-loaded gravity net woven from copper wire and basalt fibers.

"Come here, you slippery little jerk!" Aurex grunted.

He threw himself forward, launching the net. It unfurled in the air, the heavy iron weights at the corners whistling. The net draped perfectly over Barnaby. The land-squid let out a high-pitched shriek, its body flashing a violent, blinding red. The air around it began to distort with heat.

"Oh, no you don't," Aurex muttered.

He grabbed the heavy mechanical winch strapped to his waist. It was a crude but brilliant piece of engineering—a gravity-press that utilized localized mass-displacement coils he’d scavenged from the ruins. With a violent crank of the rusty iron lever, he activated the device.

A heavy, localized gravitational field slammed down on the net. The grass flattened instantly in a perfect circle. Barnaby’s bloated body was pinned to the earth, the pressure forcing the explosive magical gas back down into its internal chambers. The squid hissed, its glow fading from an angry red to a disappointed, dull violet.

Aurex slumped against a nearby mossy pillar, panting heavily, wiping sweat from his forehead. "Yeah. That’s what I thought. Sit down and shut up."

Suddenly, the bushes exploded.

"Fear not, brave survivor!" a clear, dramatic voice rang out. "The Royal Expeditionary Force has breached the wall! We are here to deliver you from this nightmare!"

Aurex blinked, rubbing his eyes.

Out of the shrubbery leaped a woman in blindingly polished silver armor, draped in a royal blue cape that looked entirely impractical for hiking. She had long, spun-gold hair tied in a high ponytail, a face that belonged on a royal coin, and a sword raised high that was glowing with pure, holy light. Behind her, six heavily armed knights tumbled out, looking thoroughly confused but trying their best to look imposing.

Aurex stared at them. Then he looked down at Barnaby, who was starting to hiss again because the sudden noise was agitating his delicate nervous system.

"What are you guys doing?" Aurex said, his voice completely flat. "Seriously, shut up. You’re ticking him off."

Lyra halted her dramatic pose, her sword lowering slightly. "Excuse me? We are the Solarian Royal—"

"I don't care who you are, grab a tentacle!" Aurex snapped, lunging back toward the gravity net. The winch was screeching under the strain; the manual lock hadn't clicked into place yet. "The safety latch is slipping! If this thing pops, we're all going to be smeared across the forest!"

"We must vanquish the beast!" Captain Gerald roared, drawing his glowing claymore. "Stand back, Your Highness!"

"No, you idiot, don't cut it!" Aurex yelled, his voice cracking with exasperation. "If you puncture the membrane, it’s a chain reaction! Just hold the manual release lever down!"

Gerald hesitated, looking between the glowing squid and his princess.

Lyra, driven by an instinct she couldn't quite explain, threw her royal dignity to the wind. She dropped her sword and lunged forward, her heavy armor clanking loudly. She slid into the mud right next to Aurex, her knees sinking into the damp earth.

"Where do I put my hands?" she asked, her voice breathless.

"Right here. Grab this bar. Push down with everything you've got," Aurex said.

Their hands brushed.

Aurex froze for a fraction of a second. Her hand was surprisingly warm, soft despite the light calluses of a sword-fighter, and smelled faintly of expensive lavender soap—a scent so wildly out of place in this damp, decaying forest that it felt like a physical shock to his system. He looked up, locking eyes with her. She had striking, brilliant blue eyes, currently wide with a mixture of terror and fierce determination. Up close, he could see the faint dusting of freckles across her nose and the way her lips parted slightly as she gasped for air.

Lyra felt her breath hitch. Close up, he didn't look like a feral beast or a dark mage. He had a sharp, rugged jawline, a faint scar cutting through his left eyebrow, and eyes the color of stormy earth that seemed to look right through her. A sudden, ridiculous warmth bloomed in her chest, entirely inappropriate for a moment of imminent explosive death.

"Are you going to push, or are we just holding hands?" Aurex asked, a smirk tugging at the corner of his lips.

Lyra’s face flushed a deep, brilliant crimson. "I'm pushing! I'm pushing!"

Together, they threw their weight onto the heavy iron lever. Aurex’s muscular shoulder pressed flush against her armored chest plate. The proximity was dizzying. He could feel the rapid, frantic beat of her heart, and she could feel the hard, steady heat radiating from his skin.

With a satisfying, heavy CLANK, the mechanical safety latch finally bit into the gear teeth. The gravity-press locked.

Aurex immediately let go of the lever, grabbed a glass jar with a brass screw-top from his tool belt, and shoved it under Barnaby’s rear siphon. With a deft flick of his fingers, he unscrewed a valve on the gravity net. A stream of glowing, purple gas hissed out of the squid, filling the jar. The squid deflated like a sad balloon, shrinking down to the size of a harmless, rubbery teapot.

Aurex sealed the jar, slipped it into his belt, and let out a long sigh. "Nice. That's enough fuel to run my kitchen stove for a week."

He stood up, brushing dirt off his trousers, completely ignoring the six royal knights who still had their swords drawn and were looking at him like he was an alien.

Lyra remained on her knees in the mud, staring up at him. Her pristine white cape was covered in brown sludge. Her golden hair had a twig sticking out of it. She looked utterly ridiculous, and yet, Aurex found himself thinking she was the most beautiful thing he’d seen in seven years. Not that he’d ever admit it.

"So," Aurex said, folding his arms. "Who invited the circus to my front yard?"

Lyra pushed herself up, trying to regain her royal poise despite the mud dripping from her kneecaps. She cleared her throat, squaring her shoulders. "I am Princess Lyra Valerius of Solaria. We have braved the Forbidden Zone to find you, Aurex Veyran. We have come to bring you home."

Aurex let out a dry, sarcastic laugh. "Home? You mean the kingdom that threw me into a literal death portal because my magic level was a zero? That home?"

"It was a mistake!" Lyra stepped closer, her eyes pleading. "The high priests... they miscalculated. The portal was unstable. We thought you were dead. But when our divination arrays detected life signs in this sector, I volunteered to lead the rescue expedition myself."

"Well, consider me rescued," Aurex said, waving a hand dismissively. "You can go now. Watch out for the blood-briars on your way out. They like to nest in boots."

"Wait!" Lyra reached out, her fingers catching the edge of his wrist.

The touch sent a jolt of electricity up Aurex’s arm. He stopped, looking down at her hand, then up at her face. Her expression was no longer dramatic or royal. It was filled with a desperate, crushing weight.

"We didn't just come to rescue you because we felt guilty, Aurex," Lyra whispered, her voice trembling slightly.

"Oh? Then why are you here?"

Lyra looked back at her knights, who stood in somber silence, then turned her gaze back to him.

"The summoning ritual... we ran it again. And again. Over the last seven years, we summoned more," she said, her voice barely a whisper. "To fight the encroaching blight. We brought over nine hundred and ninety-nine heroes from your world. All of them possessed immense magical talent."

Aurex frowned, a bad feeling settling in his gut. "And?"

"They're all dead," Lyra said, a tear escaping her eye and tracing a clean path through the mud on her cheek. "All of them. The magic of our world... it corrupted them, or the monsters adapted to it, or they simply broke under the pressure. You are the only one left. The only human from your world who survived."

She squeezed his wri

st, her grip tight, desperate, and incredibly warm.

"Aurex... you are the last one. You are our last hope."