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Sett was the shame of the Laurel Family, not only because he was just a son-in-law, also because everyone thought he was a useless bum, including his wife. He was disgusted, despised, seemed as a pig. Until the day, a luxury car stopped in front of the door, and an amazing beautiful secretary got off the car...

“You are a stupid son-in-law! Loser! Not reliable! You don't deserve to be my son-in-law." Agler has been married to Pooja, Dalton's daughter for two years, but during that time he doesn’t have a job and he only lived with his in-laws. That make Agler always gets blasphemy from his in-laws. One day, Agler came home with money as much as 20,000 dollars. Instantly, his father-in-law was immediately kind to him. But, where did Agler get the money?

<<Book 2 of the Ascenders Series. // Please read Book 1; Ascenders: Rising From Zero first.>> After a Fateful battle (see Bk 1), Bayo is left decommissioned to face the secrets of a past ignored. Without the First Born, Ronke, Shin and Hana must tolerate one another, on their odyssey to find a cure. Tests and Temptations, trials and tremors appear on every side. A monster today, a masquerade rampage tomorrow, the chaos is unending while the Ascenders spread out with an uncanny desire to feed desperation and devastation, all of which serving as catalyst to the return of the Mad Prime. The legacy of the Mad Prime shall by the First Born, rise or fall. But what happens when the First Born is out of his league against the siblings and the schemings of Trixius? Who then ordains the fall or who then dictates the rise of a fallen Mad Prime? Whatever happens, Orun has never been this distressed. And with the fate of the entire 7 heavens on the ragtag team of adventurers, only one thing is certain… “The Unity shall not find perfection unless it has ‘Victory’ to overcome, the ‘Grace’ and ‘Patience’ to go about it. For in that alone shall the ‘Perfect Order’ be found.” Bayo Must Ascend and become Hero else the Universe be doomed! ----- AUTHOR's Words.

Rohan Johnson, an average office employee, faces a string of misfortunes—a wrongful termination, false accusations, and eviction. Drenched and defeated in the rain, he contemplates his bleak future and the disappointment awaiting his single mother. As he mockingly curses his luck, his old friend abandons him. In his despair, Rohan's glitched phone reveals a surprising message: [Loading...System] With a mix of disbelief and desperation, he witnesses the completion of the system's loading. [Welcome to Wealth Tap System] Thinking he might be going crazy, Rohan embarks on a journey filled with monetary rewards and tasks to overcome. Can the Wealth Tap System help him rise from the depths of despair to a life of abundance?

Nathan, a cleaner of the basketball court and a servant to the team members, who was treated like trash by everyone, betrayed by his girlfriend, and everyone found him disgusting. Just at the time he started to feel how unlucky he was, his father told him his real identity. Now, he's no longer the useless trash, he's a Trillionaire.

Lucas, a live-in son-in-law is mistreated and despised by his in-laws and wife. After he tries to question his wife's engagement to another man, he is beaten, forced to sign the divorce papers, and shot dead. But instead of being dead, a strange twist of fate lands him in the body of Nathaniel Hayes, the wealthiest man in the country, who has been in a coma for ten years. He wakes up to fortune and is fueled by a desire for revenge on the Ross family and everyone who had despised and shunned him. He vows to make them all regret. However, Lucas faces a dilemma when he discovers a threat to his new identity. Can he get even with his enemies while keeping his new life safe?

Bella is a retired assassin who is kidnapped by a secret organization responsible for creating a dangerous role playing simulation video-game called OutLive. A game that she finds herself playing alongside a few others who she must work together with to complete a series of savage missions in order to make it to the very end and not only walk away with the grand prize of $10 million but also with her life that is greatly threatened because should she die in the game then she dies in real life as well.

Superpowers abound. Villains rule the world. A transmigrated dork that has absolutely no idea what’s going on. Strong-armed by the Superhero Enhancement System into the thankless job of endlessly performing good deeds in a world where such actions are often met with violence, Lucas Lynn doesn't have much choice in regards to using his supposed gifts. It’s bad enough having to pretend to be a supervillain, but how exactly does Boss System expect him to save the world with only the help of a homeless teen, a dog that’s smarter than he is, and a yoyo? Oh, just trick some supervillains into becoming superheroes instead? You make it sound so easy!

Amy não esperava que seu marido, a quem ela amava e confiava sinceramente por muitos anos, a estivesse traindo fazendo sexo com a secretária dele. Quando ela o confrontou, ele e sua secretária zombaram dela e a ridicularizaram, a chamaram de estéril na cara, afinal, ela não concebeu nos últimos três anos que estava casada com seu marido, Callan. Terrivelmente desolada, ela pediu o divórcio e saiu para o clube, ela escolheu um gigolô aleatório, teve uma noite quente com ele, pagou-o e desapareceu para uma pequena cidade. Ela voltou ao país seis anos depois com três garotos fofos idênticos e três garotas fofas idênticas da mesma idade. Ela se estabeleceu e conseguiu um emprego, mas logo descobre que seu CEO era o gigolô com quem ela fez sexo seis anos atrás no clube. Ela será capaz de esconder suas seis fofuras de seu CEO, que por acaso é o homem mais poderoso de NorthHill e acredita-se que seja infértil? Amy e o homem mais poderoso de NorthHill podem se dar bem, considerando a diferença social entre eles?

Vanillope was accused of killing her own mother and was sent to juvenile, inside she was tortured, starved and beaten but those pain was nothing compared to what awaits on her, she was sent on a battle ring in fight with the other prisoner that has only one objectives: to kill or to be killed. But little did she knew it was just the start, the start of the concept of killing each other. After winning she was sent to a more horrible place where a systematic maze game were happening, where you can't do anything but survive in order to achieve what you want. But for her, she will do anything to achieve what she want which is revenge. A little tip, if you want to survive on a maze, one thing you better do; unleash that devil inside you.