Idiot Box Comedy Club

"Please don't do this to me!" "Beg! Beg like a dog! Even if your eyes would bleed to death. I would not be coming back to you. John can give me everything I wanted, I did not want to wish to stay with you any longer. I felt ashamed being seen with a poor bartender like you," Maria scrunched her nose in disgust. A normal bartender worked hard to impress his girlfriend but she cheated on him. He was left with nothing then suddenly he got a legendary system. From being to poor, he will complete the mission to have powers, wealth and girls. If he didnt complete the mission, a misfortune will make his life hell. Meanwhile, he will take revenge from young girl rapist. He will teach rich people that how powers and money should be used in right way. With each system task completion, he will win different girls heart.

Seven years prior, Anderson Campbell was the son of a thriving businessman, wielding a significant part of Lightharbor city’s economic lifeline. Every woman aspired to marry him, and Lauren Harris was no exception. But disaster struck. Anderson was sabotaged, and his company went bankrupt, burying him under massive debts. He became destitute, without a home, forced to live at his wife’s family residence as a son-in-law. From that point, he was known as the “useless” son-in-law of the Harris family, enduring their scorn and disdain. His constant engagement with his computer only further distanced him from them. Then one day, while enduring scorn at a café for using free Wi-Fi, his computer screen suddenly lit up: “Greetings, Host Anderson. I am the All-Powerful Reform System, here to assist. Please accept your first reward, a black card with a total asset of xxxxxx million dollars!” Now with money in his grasp, everything seemed possible. Anderson began his quest to uncover those who had wronged him, to exact revenge on those who had looked down upon him. They would soon regret!

Dare, A Nigerian whose educational and normal life was a mess, a poor fellow, with a sick mother, met a Billionaire online. He couldn't chat with her because he was a reserved person and the billionaire wanted him to reveal his dick pic. He shared his login details of the dating app with his friend who was open and carefree. But the friend betrayed him. Instead of working for him as they had agreed, his best friend stole the opportunity and traveled out of the country to meet the billionaire. Dare has a rich uncle who hasn't be there for his mother and him. But the uncle out of the blue showed up to help him. Dare thought of that as an opportunity to fly out of his country to search for the betrayer. He left for California with the aim of going to the Billionaire's house and ratting his friend out. But seeing the woman's daughter he fell for . Love at first sight.  So, his motive changed. The Billionaire woman, getting to know the true nature of his friend kicked the friend out and took him, Dare, in. But Dare doesn't really like the woman, he only wanted to stay with her because of her daughter. But the daughter doesn't like him, because she thought he was a gold digger who wanted to take his mother's properties. Now, he needs to devise a plan... A plan to convince the daughter, come clean with the mother and marry the daughter. His one month intention of staying in California is now prolonged. The fear of his mother about to come to pass.Disclaimer: This is no racist, sexiest or AROUSAL OF ANY SORT OF UPRISING. The work is based on true events and looks to deliver it with humor and reality.

🔥 The System awakened when the world ended. When a lightning strike nearly kills him, Marsel unlocks the Aethel Protocol System—a mysterious power that drags him into a deadly, game-like reality. With monsters rising and the undead swarming the city, he must follow the System’s commands, level up fast, and uncover the truth behind its real purpose. Because somewhere in the shadows, a powerful being is coming… the Shadow Queen, destroyer of worlds. Now Marsel must decide: Will he become humanity’s savior, or just another pawn in a cosmic war?

George was your normal average guy on the street, doing the bare minimum, barely keeping his grades at the university afloat while dating the girl he loved. His life was simple but he loved it. Not for long though. It all changed after the sudden death of his parents in a ghastly car accident on the day he was supposed to graduate out of the university. On that day, George lost everything, not just his parents. “George, I heard your parents died in an accident, sorry”. “I wanted to inform you that Harley asked me out at the convocation”. “Of course I accepted, so that’s it, we’re done”. On that same day, he lost his girlfriend, his everything and life suddenly lost meaning to George. He lost the motivation to live. ‘This is my fate’. He thought. At the verge of giving up on living when he thought it was all over, a beautiful red-haired girl with chubby cheeks visited him. “You’re George Churchill right?” “Your grandfather sent this to you”. A system, stuck inside a visafone! The next day, George woke up to his mysterious family inheritance that enables him to do what he loves best, capturing cute pet and majestic beast pictures for a living. The only difference this time was, with each successful mission and capture, the mysterious visafone pays him real money…, real money! George’s life changed! “Perhaps, my fate is not that of misery afterall”.

His family, his wife, his in-laws, they all saw him less; with his wife even cheating in his face and piercing him with harsh words in front of another man. Sooner a once in a lifetime opportunity collided with him and turned him to the president of a trillion dollar corporation. Now determined to spell out the seven letters of revenge with his enemy's tears, he disguised himself as another man and entered their circles again, ruining his enemies from within like a virus. ... Please read and add to your libraries. Join me on this journey.

Synopsis…. A weak one is criticized by everyone and a strong one is pampered by everyone,  Aryan has been criticized his whole life because of his weaknesses and drawbacks, even being the only heir of the greatest Sarvaan cultivator, he was nothing but trash in his cultivation school. His father, his family, his classmates, and his teachers, everyone around him thought him to be a waste. While providing cultivation methods to everyone at school he was unexpectedly selected for one of the methods involuntarily. It wasn't in his control it was his grandfather's spirit that made him get that method, for which he was annoyed and resented him for the whole day. That was because that method was not any highest range of cultivation, but a small spell book cultivation. Everyone started laughing at him making fun of him.  According to them, he was nothing but a librarian who can use small spells to show magic for fun, not to be called a cultivator, and was not allowed to kill monsters or participate in any kind of competition.  But the fact was different, the method he was given was unique, it was an extraordinary system that was activated by him, a level-up system of spell travel that lead him to the highest level of cultivation. Watch out for Aryan's wonderful journey in the path of cultivation. **************** The book cover image isn't mine. Thanks to the image author.

After the first evolution occurred, some humans gained unique skills that ordinary people could only dream of, some people could turn to creatures, some could turn invisible, while others could light a cigarette, the government discovered that the normal police and secret forces couldn't combat some individuals and organizations again so they put together a team of highly trained personnel with special abilities to take care of such threats, they called them 'Taskforce SpongeBob'.

In a world where everyone gained a superpower to survive the apocalypse, Kaelion Vexaris was dealt the worst hand: a system that only triggers upon his death. To the world, he is a 'Weak-Tier' survivor, but to himself, he is a man constantly seeking the sweet release of a productive demise. Everything changes when Nyvara Evermist, a powerful and mysterious elite, witnesses his resurrection. Now, Kaelion must navigate a world of monsters and traitors while dealing with a woman who is determined to keep him alive—even if he has to die to save them all.

Heartbreak? Surmounting Medical Bills? & An Unexpected Proposal? Reynold is at his wits end. Working a 9-5 job for a measly pay was not how he envisioned his future to be, and worse still there’s no salary raise despite how hardworking he is. He decides to confront the wicked employer who’d been exploiting him all this while, but he is met with another shock as he finds his long term girlfriend cheating on him with the same man. Frustrated and angry, he erupts into a violent confrontation with his boss, and this results into a brutal eviction leading him to be casted out in the streets. With nowhere to go, and a battered body moping the streets, fate soon deals him a lucky card and he receives a shocking proposition. “Hello Mr, would you like to marry me?”