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After being reborn in the body of a failed young man, Hansen brings with him the experience and power from his previous life. In a world ruled by money and power, he must navigate the underworld, face dangerous enemies, and build his own influence. With his intelligence and abilities, he does not merely survive—he is determined to conquer everything.

A Unique Bestselling Novel! In the wealthy city of London, Nathan Reed, an 18 year old in Luxton University struggles to make ends meet for himself and his little sister with part time jobs. But the world shows him no mercy. At school, he is laughed at and treated as a church rat. Just when he had lost all hope, a visit to his prison cell and a sudden inheritance changes his life! From now on, he is no longer an average university student. He is Nathan Reed. The only heir to the Reed’s Trillion Dollar Empire! Nathan went From Teardrops To Billions!

"I was meant to take your father's blame, be jailed, and killed afterward so you could be with him?" Damian asked in a low, hurt voice, staring at Ravenna. "It took you this long to realize," Ravenna eyed him. "Don't play the victim card. You were a convenient scapegoat." Ravenna walked up to him and said in a condescending tone. "You should be grateful you're out. Scram, Damian!" She said, spat on his face, turned, tucked her arm into her new man's arm, and stepped into his car without a backward glance. Damian loved his wife more than life itself and wanted nothing more than to please his father-in-law, who treated him with scorn. When the opportunity came for him to finally gain his father-in-law's approval, it cost Damian everything. What happens when Damian decides to get back at those who took him for granted in the past after a revelation about his true identity? Read in the thrilling pages of "Revenge of Domenico Santoro" to witness how a once-despised son-in-law makes his enemies pay.

George Melmers is a despised son in law who was casted out of his family at a very young age because of how much his father hated him. He gets opportune to be adopted by his wife's family who doesn't treat him any better. His brother in law and his girlfriend Sally is on his neck and hates him so much, his step cousin and his step grandmother is on his neck and equally hates him, father and step brother wasn't an exception too. George Melmers' only crime was existing in a world where he wasn't loved and wanted but amidst all the hate, he chose to break-through and make sure that all that had cursed at him will get to sing praises of him and kiss his feet. With his grandfather who was the only one different from others' help, he gets to establish his own empire and now he is finally the KING.

John was reborn in a parallel world in a poor family. As he had memories of his previous life so he was very mature and intelligent. But in the parallel world where money ruled everything, John was deemed a loser. During the high school final exam, David who came from a rich family was jealous of John. Thus David used the power of money to make John expel them from the school before taking the exam. John was helpless. But the matter didn't end thier. While John was returning home, he was surrounded by a few thugs hired by David and they beat him unconscious. After that, he opened his eyes in the hospital. But there was a virtual word floating in front of his eyes. " THE SUPER FARMING SYSTEM NEEDS TO BE ACTIVATED. DOES THE HOST WANT TO ACTIVATE IT?". After John activated the system his fate changed. Then he started his wonderful life. During the daytime, he was a hardworking farmer. During the nighttime, he was a gambler, assassin, doctor, etc. Read this book to know more about John

"Brother, I missed you." "Younger brother is gone while you were away." The voice sobbed making black lines appear on Eric's face. --- Eric Darkwood took the blame for the wrong person and went to prison for five years. But what happens when he returns with all glory only to find out that his family is on the brink of death? His father was paralyzed, his younger brother dead, and his sister was thrown out to the street left to die. Would the ones responsible be able to handle the wrath of Eric? His anger reaches the towering heavens that mere mortals dare not face.

Ready to propose to his long-time girlfriend, Archer worked so hard to buy a ring only to find out that his girlfriend was cheating on him. Enraged he tried to fight the man only to find himself beaten up and thrown out like trash. Angry and frustrated at life, Archer walked slowly when a car stopped and a man addressed him as a young master, Archer's life changed in an instant.

Leon’s life was miserable. He finds out he has lung cancer, was fired from his work, and was cheated by his wife. He was nowhere to go, even his savings were gone. He was beaten by the gangsters, his eyes were closed, near to death. However, he was saved, and woke up at the hospital only to find out he was already cancer free. It was like a miracle being perfectly fine and healthy in just a blink of an eye! “Finally, I found you, my young master.” A mysterious old man appeared out of nowhere. How can he live his new life?

Betrayed by the woman he loved, Art ended up dying with the last thing he saw being her kissing another man. He was filled with regret about how wasted his life was but he was given another chance. [Potential Successor found. Do you wish to accept] He found himself transmigrated into the body of a sixteen-year-old who died, with his body being weak to dislocate just by swinging a sword. Even with something like this, his System delivered a task that seemed impossible. [Become the most powerful mage] Follow Art on his journey, from being the weakest to the strongest mage in the world.

For others it takes dying and reincarnating for them to get a system but what happens when you get one without dying. Aron Michael is an average student set to graduate within a week, but he was expelled for a random reason. Due to that he had a heavy student dept and no diploma to help him earn the money to pay it back. But one day he got a system that called itself the [Advanced Tech System]. follow the story to watch him develop from your average joe to him being the owner of the largest company in the world.