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Died as a virgin. Reincarnated with a big rod. ________________________ Ding! [You have acquired the bad luck system. The God of death sympathized with you for dying pathetically. You have been gifted with a divine rod. Your meat rod is the tool you would use to rise to the top. Grow faster and stronger to conquer all the beauties and face the tribulations of the world] _________________________ "Eh. Where am I? What! A bad luck system!" Trying to comprehend what had just occurred as strange characters appeared in his view. Vincent tried to talk and move his body but he realized that he was in the body of a baby. ________________________ Vincent Oswald, a popular hentai writer, and tentacles creator died in a tragic accident and reincarnated into another world. A dog-eat-dog world, a world of cruelness, a world where you could have your head rolling for a plate of meat soup. _________________________ Let's see how Vincent survives in this cruel world and strives for the top, as a boy that was born with a silver spoon. ======================== Elves+Demons+Vampires+Yandere+Op Characters and so many fantasizing things. ======================== Note: No NTR towards Mc.

After being cheated on, Willy Morgan found himself in the midst of a fierce storm, only to gain an all-encompassing system that would turn his life upside down! Armed with eight extraordinary abilities, Willy swiftly secured his place in the world and embarked on a journey to become the wealthiest man alive. Divine blessings? Check! Precision sign-ins? Absolutely! Perfect lottery wins? Got those covered! Advanced technology? A must-have! Forecasting sudden riches? Easy! Unbeatable trades? You bet! Potent curses? Brilliant! Enhancing personal skills? Unstoppably powerful!

Junior Smith was regarded as the useless and poor son-in-law in the eyes of all, but then, everything changed, starting with his name "So, I can call you mother?" Junior asked Emily "Of course. You're my son" Emily said "And one more thing" she continued "Your name is actually Mansion Miller Junior" His father, Mansion Miller, was CEO of D'Miller brand, the country's top company

Arnold lived in misery all his life. Everyone always looked down on him. One night, at the hotel where he worked part-time, he witnessed his wife being proposed to by Victor Galvoir, a wealthy man in the country. Arnold demanded an explanation from his wife for all this, and he was shocked to find that his wife had been cheating on him since a year ago. Because Arnold had ruined his special proposal event, Victor sent men to beat him. On the verge of death, Arnold was found by an old, richest woman who claimed him to be her lost grandson. “You are my lost grandson, Arnold. You are Arnold Winster!”

If he cannot survive in this Realm and ascend to the Higher Realms, then he is not worthy of being my son!” *** Xiao Tian, the child abandoned by his own parents. He once lived a happy life as the crown prince of the Wang Kingdom. But a great tragedy struck his family—his beloved uncle staged a coup, killing his mother, father, and all those loyal to them. However, the death of his parents was a lie. It was merely a scheme—to leave him behind in the Tianwu Realm, the lowest realm in the Universe. Alone, he rose. Step by step, he walked a path filled with hardship. When he discovered that his parents were still alive, anger filled his heart. But it was not blind rage—it became the fire that forged his resolve to become stronger. With unwavering spirit, he climbed from the lowest realm, ascending through each realm—until he surpassed even his father and became the ruler of the entire Universe! “I, Xiao Tian, swear to overturn this injustice. I will reach immortality and create true peace—so that no one will ever be oppressed again across the Universe. Strength shall no longer be the only measure of justice. And if strength is the key—then I shall become the strongest and be the one who defines justice for all of existence!”

🏆[No.2 "Outstanding An Story" of "The Ultimate Fantasy" Contest]🏆 Two hundred years ago every person on planet Mirmid heard a voice in their head '' Planet has reached the initial requirement for evaluation awaking mana for evaluation'' And from that day onwards life of every living being on planet Mirmid changed completely. A status window appeared in front of every person who was at least 15 years old on the status window they can see their strength, skill, mana and everything related to them. Dungeons started to appear all around the planet, animals started to evolve into magic beasts. Humans can also grow with the help of mana, they can enter dungeons and can kill the magic beast to level up and gain new skills and power that can make them extremely powerful. In this world Ethan a fifteen year old boy is starting his journey of evaluation where he has to face many challenges. Will he be able to overcome every challenge and become the strongest or he will just perish before reaching the top? Join Ethan in his adventure to know about it

Adrian McCain a lowly orphan fought his way to see himself through college and graduated with honors. He then got married to the daughter of a wealthy or prosperous family, he thought he would be happy, but that was not the case. He became a laughing stock, he was always looked down on and taunted due to his poor background by his very own in-laws day in, day out. He became an errand boy, to make it even worse the woman he was in love with and married, in other words his very own wife, joined hands with her family and made his life unbearable. But then, what if Adrian McCain isn't as poor as they thought he was? What happens when he finds out he wasn't even an orphan to begin with, but the son to a much more prosperous family? Will he have his revenge on those who looked down massively at him? Find out on 'BELITTLED SON-IN-LAW' by LADY E as you turn through it's intriguing pages.

A Unique Bestselling Novel! In the wealthy city of London, Nathan Reed, an 18 year old in Luxton University struggles to make ends meet for himself and his little sister with part time jobs. But the world shows him no mercy. At school, he is laughed at and treated as a church rat. Just when he had lost all hope, a visit to his prison cell and a sudden inheritance changes his life! From now on, he is no longer an average university student. He is Nathan Reed. The only heir to the Reed’s Trillion Dollar Empire! Nathan went From Teardrops To Billions!

Betrayed by the woman he loved, Art ended up dying with the last thing he saw being her kissing another man. He was filled with regret about how wasted his life was but he was given another chance. [Potential Successor found. Do you wish to accept] He found himself transmigrated into the body of a sixteen-year-old who died, with his body being weak to dislocate just by swinging a sword. Even with something like this, his System delivered a task that seemed impossible. [Become the most powerful mage] Follow Art on his journey, from being the weakest to the strongest mage in the world.

For others it takes dying and reincarnating for them to get a system but what happens when you get one without dying. Aron Michael is an average student set to graduate within a week, but he was expelled for a random reason. Due to that he had a heavy student dept and no diploma to help him earn the money to pay it back. But one day he got a system that called itself the [Advanced Tech System]. follow the story to watch him develop from your average joe to him being the owner of the largest company in the world.