You're So Old Jokes

John was reborn in a parallel world in a poor family. As he had memories of his previous life so he was very mature and intelligent. But in the parallel world where money ruled everything, John was deemed a loser. During the high school final exam, David who came from a rich family was jealous of John. Thus David used the power of money to make John expel them from the school before taking the exam. John was helpless. But the matter didn't end thier. While John was returning home, he was surrounded by a few thugs hired by David and they beat him unconscious. After that, he opened his eyes in the hospital. But there was a virtual word floating in front of his eyes. " THE SUPER FARMING SYSTEM NEEDS TO BE ACTIVATED. DOES THE HOST WANT TO ACTIVATE IT?". After John activated the system his fate changed. Then he started his wonderful life. During the daytime, he was a hardworking farmer. During the nighttime, he was a gambler, assassin, doctor, etc. Read this book to know more about John

"I was meant to take your father's blame, be jailed, and killed afterward so you could be with him?" Damian asked in a low, hurt voice, staring at Ravenna. "It took you this long to realize," Ravenna eyed him. "Don't play the victim card. You were a convenient scapegoat." Ravenna walked up to him and said in a condescending tone. "You should be grateful you're out. Scram, Damian!" She said, spat on his face, turned, tucked her arm into her new man's arm, and stepped into his car without a backward glance. Damian loved his wife more than life itself and wanted nothing more than to please his father-in-law, who treated him with scorn. When the opportunity came for him to finally gain his father-in-law's approval, it cost Damian everything. What happens when Damian decides to get back at those who took him for granted in the past after a revelation about his true identity? Read in the thrilling pages of "Revenge of Domenico Santoro" to witness how a once-despised son-in-law makes his enemies pay.

George Melmers is a despised son in law who was casted out of his family at a very young age because of how much his father hated him. He gets opportune to be adopted by his wife's family who doesn't treat him any better. His brother in law and his girlfriend Sally is on his neck and hates him so much, his step cousin and his step grandmother is on his neck and equally hates him, father and step brother wasn't an exception too. George Melmers' only crime was existing in a world where he wasn't loved and wanted but amidst all the hate, he chose to break-through and make sure that all that had cursed at him will get to sing praises of him and kiss his feet. With his grandfather who was the only one different from others' help, he gets to establish his own empire and now he is finally the KING.

"Brother, I missed you." "Younger brother is gone while you were away." The voice sobbed making black lines appear on Eric's face. --- Eric Darkwood took the blame for the wrong person and went to prison for five years. But what happens when he returns with all glory only to find out that his family is on the brink of death? His father was paralyzed, his younger brother dead, and his sister was thrown out to the street left to die. Would the ones responsible be able to handle the wrath of Eric? His anger reaches the towering heavens that mere mortals dare not face.

Ever had an experience with a Gold Digger? Sebastian has. After he caught his girlfriend cheating, she threw him out of her house, into the streets. Night Time, Sebastian was still out in the dark, walking to nowhere. He noticed a young lady, Celeste, sleepwalking. She was almost hit by a moving car but Sebastian saved her. He hit the jackpot overnight!. Celeste's parents turned out to be one of the most wealthy and influential people in the city of Cedarville. They even gave Sebastian a V.V.I.P suite to stay at the LUXE Hotel which was only for Elites. Gave Sebastian Five Billion Dollars and a job as an Executive Assistant in their company all for saving their daughter. But where did things start to go wrong? Was it his cheating Ex girlfriend who wanted to force her way back into his life? The mafia lord who suddenly had his eyes on Sebastian? Or was it the affair he mistakenly had with Celeste that unexpectedly got her pregnant? Sebastian was hit with two hard decisions; One, Sign a contract marriage with Celeste, who was pregnant for him and keep all his wealth. Two, reject the contract, lose everything he has and go to jail as a sexual assaulter that he wasn't. Will Sebastian will be able to scale through and be the Golden Boy ✨

Ready to propose to his long-time girlfriend, Archer worked so hard to buy a ring only to find out that his girlfriend was cheating on him. Enraged he tried to fight the man only to find himself beaten up and thrown out like trash. Angry and frustrated at life, Archer walked slowly when a car stopped and a man addressed him as a young master, Archer's life changed in an instant.

Moses was known as the penniless live-in-son-in-law of the Twelve Cities. Shunned by his own clan, and ridiculed by society, Moses was the embodiment of failure and mockery. He slaved under the powerful MOMO family, for three grueling years. But everything changed with one phone call. “Mr. Moses, We went through a thorough review of our records, and we confirmed you purchased the highest amount of stock when our company was starting out.” “I'm happy to let you know that you hold the highest shares in Rockechilds Empire. Your stake translates to a personal net worth of $35 trillion.” Find out how Moses rose to top, crushing all those that laughed at him.

"Step away. She's mine." Eric’s voice was calm but firm, his smirk barely concealed. The man in front of him scoffed. "And what about her?" He pointed at another woman. Eric chuckled, unfazed. "Also mine." The man’s face twisted in disbelief. "And… her too?" Eric nodded casually. "What can I say? A king doesn’t turn away his queens." Frustrated, the other man threw his hands in the air. "How many women do you even need?!" Eric grinned, tilting his head slightly. "As long as beauty exists, they will always belong to me." --- Life had always been cruel. Fired from his job over a ridiculous reason. Dumped by his girlfriend for being broke. Just when he thought things couldn’t get worse, a drunk driver sent him flying. Most would call it the end. For Eric Carter, it was just the beginning. [Ding! Activation requirements met. System initializing…] [Welcome to the Royal Harem System—Dedicated to building the greatest harem in history.] A slow, confident smirk stretched across Eric’s lips as he cracked his knuckles. "From today onward, I, Eric Carter, will be the undisputed Harem King." He straightened his posture, radiating newfound confidence. "Excuse me, miss. You're breathtaking. Would you do me the honor of becoming my wife?"

Liam Walker, the infamous lived-in son-in-law of the Henson family had been cheated on by his wife. Instead of feeling sorry of her action, his wife blamed him for being useless instead and divorced him. Homeless and with nowhere to go, Liam was in a tough position until a system bonded itself with him. [Income Multiplier System has been successfully installed! Any income you earned shall be multiplied! Become the most wealthy businessman in the world!] [You have successfully sold a Lamborghini sports car! Income multiplied by 100!] Watch Liam Walker walks his path to become the first quadrillionaire and take revenge on those that had wronged him!

Other people don't know about me, and I don't even know who I am. Before, everything was so unfair, and I only got miserable things. When my father showed up, he told me everything. I was a rich man! Even very rich!