You're So Old Jokes

🏆 ["Silver Prize" in System Activated of "Meganovel Biannual Writing Contest"] 🏆 Bruce Waylen is the bastard child of the Waylen family. He was raised by his mother, who later passed away. Bruce was forced to leave his childhood and live with relatives. Bruce later found out the Waylen family came after him, intending to take his life. But the mysterious System came to save Bruce from the dead, giving him the power to be the urban man.

After several years of enduring the humiliation of his in-laws, Andy McDaniel decided to stand up to his brother-in-law by punching him to the face, which led to his arrest, as they were determined to make him suffer, little did they know that he was more than they thought. With a signal phone call, he was released from prison, but on coming back to the mansion, he was served with a divorce paper, signed by his beloved wife, and his son was nowhere to be found. Join Andy McDaniel as he reveals his true identity and gets back at his enemies one after the other.

Charlie Andrew is a smart and smart young man. But unfortunately, on campus, he is always bullied because of his poor appearance. Charlie only lives with his mother in a simple old house, he also has to work to meet all his needs. When Charlie was at his lowest point after his mother's death, a miracle happened. A wealthy old man came to him and said that Charlie was his son. Yep, it turns out that Charlie is the son of a conglomerate in town! How is Charlie's next story? Will she be happy being the son of a rich man, or will it be the other way around?

"I, Commander Zander Rhett Guezz-swear to throw them to HELL!" *** After seven years of grueling military training and becoming a feared war commander, Zander returns to his hometown with one goal: revenge. However, his return brings deeper wounds than those on the battlefield. His girlfriend, a steadfast source of strength and comfort, has mysteriously disappeared. The profound loss ignited an uncontrollable rage within him, driving Zander to finish off whoever was responsible for that. Under the raging storm, Zander vowed that none of them would escape his wrath. With terrifying strength and unwavering determination, he would bring them to their knees and beg for mercy. *** Note: This book is the story of the son of 'Joseph Guezz' in my previous book: I AM NOT A POOR SON-IN LAW

On his nineteenth birthday, the Hemsworth Family shamelessly revealed to the wealthy families in Arty City that Jeff is not only an illegitimate son but a fake son who isn't related to them by blood. They kicked him out of the family, telling the world that his family requested them to bring him(Jeff) back. The next day, his family who was said to be running a small farm in the village came to pick him up in an expensive car.

Once, he was Alaric, the Golden Alpha every pack feared. On his wedding night, a silver dagger pierced his heart, and the hand holding it belonged to Selene, the vampire princess he loved. One hundred and twenty years later, Ethan is just a broke human living among werewolves. Mocked by the wolves his family serves, rejected everywhere, and beaten half to death in a dark alley, he is about to die when a cold voice speaks inside his head. [SYSTEM ACTIVATED. Welcome back, Golden Alpha.] Every memory he recovers awakens his power. Every power he regains brings him closer to the truth: the woman who killed him is now the right hand of Victoria Hale, an ageless CEO who rules business, media, and the hidden supernatural world. The same woman whose mansion Ethan has served in since he was a child. Ethan swears he will destroy them both. But when his family is kidnapped and Selene offers to help him, one question begins to haunt him: if Selene really betrayed him, why does the System in his head sound just like her?

Liam Carter spent two years working double shifts and selling his belongings to support his girlfriend, Chloe. When a polar storm drops the world to negative sixty degrees, she repays him by locking him out in the blizzard so her new lover, the wealthy Julian, can stay warm. Liam freezes to death with one thought burning in his mind: revenge. He wakes up thirty days before the ice age begins. That same night, he tracks Chloe to Julian's suite at the Sterling Hotel and confirms his memories are real. He walks away calmly, then spends his last $1,000 on lottery numbers he remembers from his first life. The jackpot is $300 million. Liam wastes no time. He hires an elite security firm to turn the lot across from campus into a geothermal, steel-reinforced survival bunker and orders a warehouse worth of food and water. When Chloe and Julian discover he is rich, they decide his sudden wealth is a "loyalty test." Chloe tries to win him back, and Liam slaps her in front of the whole student elite. He slaps Julian too, then stares down campus security with a wall of private mercenaries. Julian refuses to accept defeat. Believing Liam will pick a new girlfriend to spite Chloe, he gets Liam's kind coworker Maya fired and blackmails her into seducing Liam and draining his fortune. Liam, who remembers Maya as the one good person in his past life, answers her call as she begs for help.

Brian Jones, a poor student of WestCliff University who was never considered as a human by his friends, betrayed by his girlfriend and also lost his grandfather caused by an accident. But after being suffered for years, suddenly he woke up at the new place and being told by his real grandfather that he is his only heir of a successful businessman in the country.

Peter has lived in suffering and solitude all this time. However, after discovering an ancient book, he gained wealth and an extraordinary ability. Now, Peter is no longer a poor man to be looked down upon, but someone capable of uncovering all secrets and the past with just a touch.

Julian Blackwood was constantly mocked as the broke architect surviving on his wife's allowance, while her family spat on him like trash. What they didn't know was that Julian was the secret owner of Blackwood Consortium, a $340 billion empire controlling global infrastructure, defense contracts, and international finance. During a vicious boardroom ambush, Eleanor's brother Raymond slapped him, framed him for fraud with fake evidence, and forced him to sign divorce papers while shareholders watched in disgust. Eleanor stood there, ice-cold, calling him a stain on her bloodline. Julian signed the papers, smiled and walked out. They've had their pound of flesh. Now, it's time to collect his.