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[No. 3 of "Hard to put down" of The "Legendary Urban Man" Contest.] Roberto was a man without a father's name. He got married into the Parks family and all he ever wanted was to be treated like a human being and loved by his wife but the Parks always do a great job in humilating and embarrassing him at any given opportunity. Even the maids and security doesn't waste an opportunity. He soon finds out he was a Descendant of the Lionel,first class citizens in America after a heartwarming reunion. Roberto Lionel,the great lion of America swore to make those who have humiliated him come to and beg on their kneels for mercy. ***Warning:if you you hate to see a very weak ml or very humiliating scene. Please do not read.***

Died as a virgin. Reincarnated with a big rod. ________________________ Ding! [You have acquired the bad luck system. The God of death sympathized with you for dying pathetically. You have been gifted with a divine rod. Your meat rod is the tool you would use to rise to the top. Grow faster and stronger to conquer all the beauties and face the tribulations of the world] _________________________ "Eh. Where am I? What! A bad luck system!" Trying to comprehend what had just occurred as strange characters appeared in his view. Vincent tried to talk and move his body but he realized that he was in the body of a baby. ________________________ Vincent Oswald, a popular hentai writer, and tentacles creator died in a tragic accident and reincarnated into another world. A dog-eat-dog world, a world of cruelness, a world where you could have your head rolling for a plate of meat soup. _________________________ Let's see how Vincent survives in this cruel world and strives for the top, as a boy that was born with a silver spoon. ======================== Elves+Demons+Vampires+Yandere+Op Characters and so many fantasizing things. ======================== Note: No NTR towards Mc.

Becoming a son-in-law of the eminent Brown family, I was deemed the useless one, laughed at by all as a good-for-nothing. Three years on, with the trial overcome, wielding power over the world, possessing wealth beyond measure. Once helpless to spare you from humiliation's bitter draught, now returned a king, I shall see you revel in boundless fortune and glory...

Junior Smith was regarded as the useless and poor son-in-law in the eyes of all, but then, everything changed, starting with his name "So, I can call you mother?" Junior asked Emily "Of course. You're my son" Emily said "And one more thing" she continued "Your name is actually Mansion Miller Junior" His father, Mansion Miller, was CEO of D'Miller brand, the country's top company

"I think there is a misunderstanding here ma'am," he said to her. "That is my manager over there," he said pointing to Antonio, who was waiting by the side of the road for a cab, just a few feet from the restaurant. "I was only calling on him to give him the phone," Jason said, trying to placate her. But then, the manager was quick to walk up to them. "What is going on here?" He asked as he got to where they were. "Sir, this lady—" "Your boy tried to steal my phone," the lady interrupted and snatched her phone from his hand, not waiting for him to say anything at all. She seemed insistent on getting back at him for something that happened long ago in school. Jason opened his mouth to say something again but was interrupted by a hard slap across his face from Antonio. He staggered but maintained his stance. "Not only do you come late to work or be clumsy at your job," Antonio began in a fit of vexation. "You also steal from my customers too?" He asked Jason, who still held his face, still in oblivion at what had just happened. He nodded and tried to speak again, but Antonio stopped him with a wave of his hand. "I think I have had enough of all your shenanigans here and I think it is time to relieve you of your duties," Antonio said. Framed by a colleague and betrayed by his friend, Jason Abbout had his life crumbling to the ground. No one to run to, no one to share his pain with either, he was gradually dying. Not until, he received one call that changed his life. Now to those who hurt him, they must bow.

"Don't do anything! Just sit and watch else I will either kill or divorce you, you brute!" Richester Winston has been under his wife's dominance after he was rejected by ten hospitals for no valid reason, it deemed him a failure. He was treated disdainfully by his in-laws, became a laughing stock in the hospital and at home. But everything changed when his super doctor system activated and he was given tasks in order to level up. Will Richester ever outgrow being a live-in-son-in-law or become an amazing Doctor in his prime?

🏆[No.2 "Outstanding An Story" of "The Ultimate Fantasy" Contest]🏆 Two hundred years ago every person on planet Mirmid heard a voice in their head '' Planet has reached the initial requirement for evaluation awaking mana for evaluation'' And from that day onwards life of every living being on planet Mirmid changed completely. A status window appeared in front of every person who was at least 15 years old on the status window they can see their strength, skill, mana and everything related to them. Dungeons started to appear all around the planet, animals started to evolve into magic beasts. Humans can also grow with the help of mana, they can enter dungeons and can kill the magic beast to level up and gain new skills and power that can make them extremely powerful. In this world Ethan a fifteen year old boy is starting his journey of evaluation where he has to face many challenges. Will he be able to overcome every challenge and become the strongest or he will just perish before reaching the top? Join Ethan in his adventure to know about it

Adrian McCain a lowly orphan fought his way to see himself through college and graduated with honors. He then got married to the daughter of a wealthy or prosperous family, he thought he would be happy, but that was not the case. He became a laughing stock, he was always looked down on and taunted due to his poor background by his very own in-laws day in, day out. He became an errand boy, to make it even worse the woman he was in love with and married, in other words his very own wife, joined hands with her family and made his life unbearable. But then, what if Adrian McCain isn't as poor as they thought he was? What happens when he finds out he wasn't even an orphan to begin with, but the son to a much more prosperous family? Will he have his revenge on those who looked down massively at him? Find out on 'BELITTLED SON-IN-LAW' by LADY E as you turn through it's intriguing pages.

After being kicked out of the orphanage by the new owner, Aslan had to leave and had nowhere to go but the dormitory near his school. He only had enough money to buy one slice of bread without a drink. Even so, when an old lady came and asked for food, Aslan gave her the bread without thinking. The grandmother gave him a gift in the form of a strange system. [Welcome to the Fun game system!] [Fun game system is a system that will give you a lot of wealth and glory by doing missions and playing exciting games] [System and master unification process] [10%] [40%] [60%] [80%] [100%] [Unification completed!] [Now master can enjoy playing games and earn a lot of money!]

A Unique Bestselling Novel! In the wealthy city of London, Nathan Reed, an 18 year old in Luxton University struggles to make ends meet for himself and his little sister with part time jobs. But the world shows him no mercy. At school, he is laughed at and treated as a church rat. Just when he had lost all hope, a visit to his prison cell and a sudden inheritance changes his life! From now on, he is no longer an average university student. He is Nathan Reed. The only heir to the Reed’s Trillion Dollar Empire! Nathan went From Teardrops To Billions!