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BLURB: The new MMORPG game ‘Wisher's Death,’ with the adaptive technology of transporting the players into the game, has become the most played online game. Everybody, both old and young, wanted to play the game; thus, its popularity, as well as cost, went over the charts. These four teenagers, Eiden, Gabbie, Jason, and Derrick, poured their hearts and sweat to save enough money to play the game. But instead of getting transported into the game, they transmigrate to a whole new realm where mutated beasts and mythical creatures threaten the existence of humanity. With no hope of ever returning, Alas! They're awarded leveling-up systems. The Emperor has said “Whoever makes the Upper Ten rank and becomes a protector of Jingwu shall have their greatest wish granted from the goddess's wish orb,” Is this their ticket to returning home? What is the secret behind this wish orb? Can they endure and survive the plagues of this new world?

Hosh, who suffers from leprosy, continues to be insulted by his wife and mother-in-law who are the highest throne owners in the Zenith Clan. “Look at you, Hosh! All those fancy clothes of yours can't even cover up those hideous skins. What wife do you think would be willing to walk hand in hand with a husband like you? You're so disgusting. I don't even want to see you!" Wilo tossed his beautiful wavy hair. Until one day Hosh chose to return to his family's house to calm down. Hosh finds out that he is a Nilas. A special person who has the qualities of four clans at once. “Most likely, you are a Nilas. Like your parents and also like your grandmother. She is a Nilas.” Hosh decided to get back at all the bad treatment he received earlier. Did he succeed in transforming into a Nilas? Will he be able to avenge everyone's bad treatment to him? Did he manage to unravel the dark secret of the death of his parents?

“Richard, I do not know why you're acting like you know nothing. It's no hidden knowledge that you've constantly mismanaged funds, bribing corrupt officials like yourself, it's all documented. There's evidence you know?” ********* Over two years ago, Dalton City was on the brink of ruin, having natural resources in abundance; they were the target of their enemies and corrupt officials whose aim was to destroy and corrupt the system.  All of these changed when Richard Day, the enigmatic and feared acting mayor took over after fighting and winning various wars for Dalton City. Richard is surrounded by many enemies who seek his downfall, and amongst them is the least expected, Betrayed by his fianceé and her father, Richard has no choice but to step down and let them take over. But let the world await and fear his comeback, because Richard Day's Legacy isn't to be toiled with.

"You're the Miracle Doctor! Without you, the world would end." Ethan thought he was just a desperate man donating blood to save his wife’s mother—until a stranger called him the Miracle Doctor, a legendary physician who vanished after a tragedy. Betrayed by the woman he loved, Ethan loses everything—until a mysterious savior named Leanna helps him uncover the truth: he’s not only a doctor but heir to the nation’s largest medical empire. Now reborn, he wages a silent war against the elites who erased his name. The forgotten genius has returned—this time, to heal the world and make his enemies bleed.

"You're so useless. Good for nothing husband" After ten years of loyal service, Salvador finally gathers the courage to ask for a raise—only to be humiliated, underpaid, and fired instead. Returning home with shattered pride, he faces an even colder reception from his in-laws and a wife who no longer sees his worth. Stripped of his dignity and desperate for a way out, Salvador must decide: will he keep enduring, or finally rise and reclaim the respect he deserves?

🏆Best Face Slapping Novel In ["Leap To The Top"] contest. [Silver] "Slap!" "Leave my house Oliver! I need a divorce." Oliver left the house with tears in his eyes after his wife had said, on his way a phone call from overseas came in. "Youngmaster Storm, you're the son of the most powerful business woman in the world and the heir of trillion dollar assets." With 50 billion, the once useless son-in-law becomes the Incredible son-in-law.

“You're a burden, Nicholas. A worthless pauper. Among the eight billion people around the world, you deserve to be called a Man.” Nicholas Bellingham had faced humiliation and disgrace from the colleague at the Dublic Cooperation . They were only making jest of him, despite all the bullying, Nicholas didn't bother about them. As if that wasn't enough, He caught his girlfriend having an affair with his boss, and they lied against him and threw out of the company. Heartbroken and devastated, he was about losing hope when suddenly it was revealed to him he was the Lost Heir to the greatest family in the world. Nicholas planned to get revenge on those who had hurt and show them who the real boss is!

"You're a dirty poor orphan, who doesn't belong here in this University!" Mason Williams is a 21-year-old college student who is constantly reminded that he is irreverent and wretched by society, but everything changes when death slaps him into the life of a celestial billionaire heir. "My name is Mason William the Second, son of Grace William the First, heir to the Williams empire, host of the celestial system, and the master of the celestial assassins. With this, I pray heaven will help those who trespass me!"

Dante Moretti's world shatters in a single night. Fired from his job, he arrives at his wife's birthday party only to witness the ultimate betrayal—Giulia kissing Leonardo Greco, his former boss, in front of everyone. "This was never going to work. We're from different worlds," Giulia says coldly, flaunting the emerald ring that replaced Dante's wedding band. Her mother delivers the final blow: "Giulia is pregnant. With Leonardo's child, of course." Homeless and broken, Dante is kidnapped by a mysterious woman who drops an impossible truth: "You're my brother. The long-lost heir to Apex Crown Holdings." His real name is Ryan Ricci. The "worthless" husband is actually a billionaire heir. "I don't want handouts," Dante tells his dying sister Selena and bedridden father Pietro. "I want to earn it." Going undercover as a lowly employee in his own company, Dante begins his transformation. But Leonardo and Giulia are plotting to manipulate the "naive" new heir, unaware their target is the man they destroyed. "Naive people are easy to manipulate, don't you think?" Leonardo smirks. He has no idea who's really playing whom. When the scorned rises from the ashes, everyone pays.

Arnold lived in misery all his life. Everyone always looked down on him. One night, at the hotel where he worked part-time, he witnessed his wife being proposed to by Victor Galvoir, a wealthy man in the country. Arnold demanded an explanation from his wife for all this, and he was shocked to find that his wife had been cheating on him since a year ago. Because Arnold had ruined his special proposal event, Victor sent men to beat him. On the verge of death, Arnold was found by an old, richest woman who claimed him to be her lost grandson. “You are my lost grandson, Arnold. You are Arnold Winster!”