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The cover read: The 800 Methods. “Oh, I couldn’t.” “This has eight hundred deadly moves,” Marvin said. “It’s the most comprehensive monograph on the subject. Most of the strikes kill with one blow, once you master them. I’ve dog-eared some of my favorites. It’s actually padded with a few techniques that are hard to use outside laboratory conditions. But they’re still good to know.”

🏆No. 1 Leading Novel In The ["They'll Regret It Soon"] contest. [Gold] "You cheated on me Dorothy, you're leaving me for him just because I'm poor" This was the life story of Benjamin Hayes, an ordinary university student, grapples with a life of financial hardship and societal disrespect. His life became more miserable when the girl he thought loved her only played him and left him for the campus rich guy. When life was going hard for him, a shocking revelation is made, life is going to take a turn. Wait For Benjamin As He Rises from a campus poor guy to the student billionaire. "To the lady who betrayed me, those who mocked me, I'll make you all regret."

Derrick is the new CEO and dragon alpha of his father's pack who has kept his gay sexuality a secret, but things get steamy when his father remarries leaving him home alone with a stepbrother called Brian who becomes his roommate and loves to sleep naked, though its heat season and they're unable to control their secret sexual urges for each other, and as much as he tries to hide his gay nature... The Rainbow mating day is coming and he just discovered that Brian happens to be his soulmate which means that he would have to accept his sexuality and love for Brian been made public to the world, although his Mate isn't ordinary either as he is born with rainbow fire abilities.

He woke up in a younger body… in a different era… with a system screen only he could see. Markus, an Eternal Warrior who lost everything, gets a second chance in a world torn by wars and creatures. But this time, there is no room for weakness… As he took his first breath in this new reality, he smirked and muttered "Power is all that matters. Without it, you’re nothing but a mere insect..."

Have you ever wondered how you will feel if you ever find out that you are not a full human? That was the situation that Ivy found herself in. Ivy, an eighteen years old highschooler accidentally finds out that she is half human and half-demon, and she lives in a world where mystical beings are known to be fictional. She falls in love with Ryan, a handsome, jovial, new boy in her class, and has to fight for his love against Jira, another girl in her class, without revealing her identity. Lydia, Queen of the demon world and ruler of the dark fortress are out to kill any half-demon and their loved ones, because of an ancient prophecy that resurfaced. Can there be a relationship without betrayal? And will Ivy be able to protect herself and her loved ones while fighting against Queen Lydia without revealing her identity?

"You're unfit to marry my daughter!" Max's mother-in-law raged. "You don't even have a job and you think you'll be able to take care of my daughter, you useless human!" ---- Max was abused by his mother-in-law for being a useless loser. He has neither money nor power which was the most basic thing and was considered a loser. What nobody knew was that he was the heir of the Darkwood family, the most powerful and prominent family in the northeast. --- "Young master, the master of the family asked us to bring you back, he'll kill us if you don't go back with us." A row of men in suits bowed as they said in unison to Max. "Tell him I'm no son of his," Max growled ignoring the men. ---- But with the life of his foster mother in line and the safety of his wife who had cared for him on the line, would Max accept the huge inheritance awaiting him at home despite the anonymity between him and his father?

For three years as a son-in-law of the Huxley family, I was treated like a servant, insulted daily, and even beaten. I had to leave the Huxley family with nothing, and they even asked their colleagues to block me from all business in the city. They had all made a big mistake. I'm not a loser like they think. I am the sole heir of the most influential family. Now that they want to get down on their knees and beg me to come back, it's too late. "Danny, we were family in the past, but because of a misunderstanding, we became divided. Let's unite again. Haven't you always loved me? I'll be an obedient wife to you," Laura pleaded. "Family? You and the Huxleys are not my family anymore. We're done!"

"Are you Jason Paul Decker?" Jason stared at the men all dressed in black suits and dark shades, looking like casts from the movie MIB. "Who's asking?" "We're from your grandfather, sir James Decker. He wants to know when you intend on taking over your father's business." ~•~ Jason lived a rather simple life with his wife in New York. Broke and unable to get himself a job, he lived as the worthless son in law of the West family. One fateful morning, he ran into some men who told him a secret that would change his life forever.

As they entered the grand foyer, Sonia felt overwhelmed by the opulence surrounding her. Crystal chandeliers hung from high ceilings, and priceless artwork adorned the walls. It was a far cry from the life she had known. Once they were alone in one of the spacious rooms, Tyler turned to Sonia. With gentle hands, he reached for her veil. "May I?" he asked softly. Sonia hesitated, her heart racing. After a moment, she nodded, closing her eyes as the veil fell away. "You're beautiful, Sonia," Tyler said, his voice filled with sincerity. Sonia's eyes flew open in surprise. "How can you say that? My face... it's..." "a part of who you are?," Tyler finished the sentence for her. "And you are beautiful." He paused, his expression growing serious. "Now, we need to take care of those injuries from earlier." "What do you mean?" Sonia asked....

"Oh shut up, please!" Olivia said dismissively without any hesitation, standing up and folding her arms to her chest. Jason looked shocked, his eyes moved to her, then to the others, who still hadn’t said a word in his defense. "Why have you chosen to be this useless?" she continued in a low growl. "You haven’t worked a single day since we got married. Maybe you just like sitting in that chair, being pitiful, and using it as your excuse for why you're a broke man." Jason’s teeth clenched. He wanted to defend himself, to explain again, but the moment he opened his mouth, Olivia raised a hand. "Don’t say a word, I’m not done. You think you can play the victim forever? My family paid for your therapy, flew you around the world, gave you access to the best doctors, and yet here you are, back with the same damaged spine and still sitting in that chair." She rubbed her forehead. Jason lowered his gaze, disappointed at her reaction but he didn’t talk.