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Humans were living peacefully on Earth for millions and millions of years until the day unknown monsters who called themselves Sulckers, invaded them from beyond space. They were fast, ruthless, and cruel monsters ready to claim earth realm for themselves. Humans were being slaughtered mercilessly by the seconds and civilization came crumbling in the face of the invaders. However, just when humans were on the verge of going extinct and nonexistent, a heaven-sent phenomenon occurred. A small group of humans with awoken special abilities came to light and shared their abilities to the world. Teleportation, fire manipulation, water manipulation, monstrous strength that could move mountains; humans had finally gained the power to fight back. With the combined effort of the small group of humans, the Sulckers were pushed back to their planet, and humanity once again regained control over their planet. Though the battle ended there, the war was not. This war had created many orphans, and among them, Erix had lost everything, even his parents at a tender age. And the only thing he had received from their death was a pale-looking necklace. He was bullied every day at school because of how weak and abilityless he was. However, once the necklace was finally activated, Erix was granted a system, and his whole life was turned around. He completed quest after quest and became more powerful, until one day the system gave him a weird quest he wasn’t sure he could complete. [New quest received] [Control your uncontrollable thirst for human blood. Abstain from human blood, but during this time your HP would keep decreasing by -1HP/1 hour. Quest will be marked complete once you have lost all your HP]

"I don't want to put up with you anymore. You're such a good-for-nothing. Do you know how much ridicule I suffered to keep this marriage working? I deserve someone better. Let's end this broken marriage, " Henry's Wife said. Henry Brown, Emily Miller's husband, had always been subject to disdain from the Miller family due to his poor financial ability and his lack of notable achievements. He was regarded as a scum and deadbeat husband by everyone. However, when Henry Brown was left for dead by those who wanted to relive themselves of the stain Henry Brown's name caused them, he received a second chance at survival by a god who granted him special abilities. Back to avenge those who killed him, Henry Brown used his exceptional abilities to climb to the top where he won't be looked down on by anyone. Henry vowed to make his wife and the Miller's family crawl on their knees, begging him. Watch as he rise to the top to dominate the whole world!

He lost his memories He forgot his true identity While wandering about, lost and injured, he saved a millionaire from death. In gratitude, the old man took him in and got him married to the granddaughter. His new life seemed perfect until the old man died, then the family showed their true colours. They have always despised him but kept it hidden because of the old man. His wife revealed that was pregnant for another man and he was kicked out of the family home without a cent to his name. An unfortunate accident or just a case of being at the right place at the right time, and he regains his memory. He remembered that he's the heir to the country's greatest fortune, but he also realised that he had enemies among his own blood. Now he must fight back and return to his birthright. But he would never forget those who wronged him and he wouldn't wait for karma to give them what they deserved.

Roland finds himself caught up in the dangerous world of organized crime after borrowing money to save his girlfriend's life. He discovers that he is actually the heir to a massive family fortune and starts to build a new life for himself. However, his ex-girlfriend and her rich friends continue to belittle him at every turn, and he finds himself facing even more perilous situations as he navigates this new world of wealth and power. As Roland tries to make a name for himself, he finds that he is constantly beset by enemies, both old and new. He must make difficult decisions about who to trust and what path to take, all while keeping his head above water in a sea of danger and intrigue. Will Roland ever truly find peace and security, or will he be pulled further into the world of organized crime? The future is uncertain, and only time will tell if he can survive the dangers that await him.

The battle between two god-like beings of imperial stature wreaked havoc across the universe. No one could stop this deadly clash. Unwillingly, the Emperor of the Gods sacrificed himself to destroy the immortal creatures so that the universe would be calm again. Surprisingly, it turns out that the god emperor was not destroyed, his soul rose again in the body of a weak young man who had died in a different universe. The god emperor was forced to undergo the process as a human to cultivate himself to the highest realm of the gods. However, the universe he lives now was not one of tranquility but rather dominated by the strongest demons. Will the god emperor, now in the body of a weak human, succeed in reclaiming his position as the Supreme God as the demons begin to dominate the universe he lives in? #Adventure with My Superpower

"You cannot be married to this poor, low-key dude, he doesn't have what it takes to take care of you" "Mom, but I love him." "What love are you talking about? Do you even know how to love? ****** Meet Jace Winston, the live-in son-in-law of one of the famous families in Madrid. Despised by his in-laws because of his poor background. What happens when he becomes a centibillionaire and rises to power? "Jace, don't leave my daughter please." His mother-in-law implored.

In the heart of New York City, "Rags to Riches: The Untold Saga of the Trillionare" follows Ethan Anderson's journey from poverty to unimaginable wealth. Battling childhood adversity, betrayal and Ill treatment, he rises to prominence, but shadows from his past threaten his empire and the life he now found himself in. Amid high society's glitz, secrets unravel, forcing Ethan to confront his demons. This riveting tale of ambition, betrayal, love and redemption captivates with its spellbinding narrative, leaving readers gripped until the final page turns.

The earth is suddenly invaded by aliens who call themselves the Daegi causing humanity to fight and prevent their extinction, when peace treaty is signed between the two forces, humanity realizes that there could be another upcoming war and the race to surpass their limits begin. --------- Roshan, our young MC faces bullying and disgrace due to his lack of abilities and strength, but one day, he stumbles upon into a ditch and finds a book which granted him access to an unimaginable power and unparalleled strength, pushing him into a universe of strange possibilities. With each passing day, he undergoes profound transformation evolving him into a being of pure power, a weapon of mass destruction above the limits of humanity. However, as Roshan’s abilities begin to grow, so does the danger that surround him. Roshan realizes soon that the Daegis were merely pawns in much dangerous scheme, now as the strongest human on the planet, Roshan must stop the extinction of his race. As Roshan begins to fully understand and discover the secrets of the system’s creation, he also begins to uncover the hidden truths of his own identity. Would he be able to cling on to his humanity, harness his powers, build up organizations, forge alliances, and still protect those he loves or will the prospect of becoming a god lead him to a dark path of no return? [HOST : ROSHAN TALON] [QUEST RECEIVED] [QUEST: RETRIEVE THE GEM OF A KING TIER] [QUEST REWARD: NEW ABILITY]

This is part of a Modern-day fantasy based on The Legend of Master Scrolls created by 7 powerful masters from around the Universe. Two young adults Phil and Kel set out their journey into the discovery of the Master Scrolls which will reveal to them the mystic powers to fight the Dark Forces. The 7 Ascended Masters guide them into various portals which allow Phil and Kel to understand the powers that will help them become strong in their fight to dominate the Zodiac Star event which is going to occur after nearly 5000 years. They must go through the most gruesome lands with portals to the other world and use their powers to bring all the 7 Master scrolls together to fulfill the Prophecy of the Zodiac Start event. The evil is equally strong and powerful and has the ability to go into any portals that are left unprotected. The evil has monsters ghouls and spirits that force anyone to surrender to them in no time. Will Phil and Kel be able to beat these forces of evil? Will they be able to get the Master Scrolls from the 7 world kingdoms? Will they fulfill the Zodiac Star event prophecy? Read this 10 part series as the adventure unfolds.

Maxwell Reed had his life going smoothly for him until he came to discover that his loving girlfriend, Vicky Thorman had been cheating on him with the Governor's son, John Reider. Powerless and poor, the least Maxwell could do was to pack up and lay low so he could endure his disgrace and slowly heal from his heartbreak, but what happens when he comes to find out that he is the long-lost son of a billionaire's descendants? And when his grandmother breaks the silence on how he had been adopted, will this help him reconnect the dots on what happened to his real parents?