You're So Old Jokes

Have you ever felt that someone is controlling your fate? Have you ever thought if the memories you have are your own or someone else’s? Have you thought if you are alive or if this life is just someone else’s dream and you are living in a dream? Have you ever thought if you are just part of a book that is written by someone else?

Claire got possessed by an old demon caged in a white house by five friends that were having some fun. Egron, the demon that possessed the little Claire began to kill the first five friends that awakened him. Jake, who new how everything started, gathered another five friends including himself, to stop Egron's wrath. The second avoided school and hunting demon became their duty, meanwhile, Egron kills anyone who stands on his way.

Mason a poor young man who does all the petty jobs including Delivery man and Janitor to feed himself and take care of his sick fiancee. He thought he would take all the bully for her but unfortunately caught her cheating on him and insulted him. When he thought his life was over, an expensive looking old man came down from a BMW and said: "My son.... finally I have found my Trillionaire heir"

In the midst of his busy life as a hard worker stuck in a tiring routine, Adam, a 40 year old man, finds escape in the world of online gaming that he loves. For Adam, gaming is the only way to escape the stresses of the real world and find true joy. However, one day, after prolonged exhaustion and stress, Adam died. When he opened his eyes, he found himself no longer in the real world, but in his favorite game, "Realm of Arcadia". Not only that, but he also realized that he was trapped in the body of his own character that he had created in the game. Adam must learn to navigate his new life in this gaming world, facing challenges he previously only faced through a computer screen. On this journey, he meets various fantastic characters and creatures, and discovers that the game world is much more real than he ever imagined. Meanwhile, Adam also realizes that life in the game has consequences that are just as real as in the real world. He must choose between returning to his old life or going on an epic adventure in the game that might lead him to a deeper understanding of the true meaning of life and happiness. With challenges, adventures, and unexpected encounters, Adam embarks on a journey that changes him fundamentally, taking readers on a story that combines the magic of the fantasy world with the wisdom of the real world.

In the near future, student Misha Drozdov was able to purchase a virtual reality booth. He waited for the premiere of the new game and plunged into the world of "ZABAVA online" one of the first, as only old people are able to reap the maximum without extra donations. He chose the Bear region for his start. “What jokers the developers are: winter, hundreds of bears and NPCs *Coach Mart*,” thought Drozdov at the beginning. "*Censorship*! And not the developers. The monitor is in ****," the young man changed his mind after a while, but did not quit the game.

Leon Vint was forced to face the harsh reality that his father was murdered by a cultivator right at a dinner banquet when he was fifteen. He was tortured by his stepmother and thrown into a ravine, far from any urban area. Just then, a mysterious old man saved him from certain death. He trained Leon to become a powerful cultivator, unlocking a talent that appeared only once every 100 years. "Monharvest, I'm back. Ten years of vengeance... I will repay it tenfold."

"Ethan, oh Ethan, don't think too highly of your self, you are nothing but a blood donor. You are just a useless piece of trash, do you think you deserve to be my husband? Ha dream on!" Daphne scoffed and spat in disgust. After many years of serving your wife and inlaw like a slave, you found out you were nothing but just a blood donor. You were just a piece of shit in the eyes of your in-laws and wife. What would you do if you suddenly become rich. Will you accept your wife back? Will you still donate blood for your mother in law who was the verge of death. Join me as we go through the journey with Ethan Willow the once useless son in law.

“I’m major Kaelen, I live in this forest before you, this is my kingdom, and I will take you all down one after the other. Look closely at the ground beneath your boots, soldiers. That soil is already hungry. You arrived here thinking you were an army. You are just meat walking into a larder. You do not command this space; the shadows command you, and I am the hand that guides them. I will not fight your formations. I will bleed you drop by drop. Your patrols will disappear without a whisper. Your sentries will wake up finding the razor edge of my knife where their breath used to be. Go ahead, try to advance. You will find that retreat is impossible, surrender is irrelevant, and the only mercy you will receive is the speed of my strike. You will die lost, you will die afraid, and you will die remembering the sound of my name echoing through the impenetrable darkness. This is not a war you are fighting. This is an execution you insisted upon.”

When a modern merciless Assassin from Pandan, Chris, is chosen by a wicked wizard to gather the keys to become the King of Chaos, he's unconsciously slipped into a world of magic and kingdoms as a seventeen years old kid who is terribly opposite of him and his nature. After agreeing to kill for his unknown client through a call, Chris woke up surrounded by towering trees and in a boy's body. At first, Chris thought he was captured and experimented into a game but little did he know he was up for more.

'what the f*ck' those were the thoughts of David Wayne known as Andrew Grant in his former life, a 28 year old soldier with the best achievemen was killed along with his fiancée by his best friend now he's reincarnated as a wayne one of three great immortal families that protect the world from vampires, werewolves, witches and strange beasts that live in the world of fantasy and horror follow David on his adventures as he encounters hardship, horrors, pain, laughter and romance