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The story commences with the M.C, Nathan, a trained martial artist--who was taught in the mountains --being hired by the man who saved him 18 years ago. The man is Mr.Swack. A successful businessman and father. Realizing his life and that of his daughter might be endangered due to how successful he is, he hires Nathan to protect and guard his daughter, who is a fiesty girl and a free-bird who doesn't like to be controlled. Her Name is Rose. But as corresponds with her character, she doesn't like the idea of a bodyguard and disapproves of Nathan. She wants her life to be completely independent and free of privacy-intrusions. The day Nathan comes to Mr.Swacks house, she confronts her dad about it but her dad ends up enrolling Nathan in the same college as her, so he could secretly guard her. Nathan begins college with one goal in mind, to guard Rose, the daughter of Mr.Swack. Even though it irks him, because she gets more resentful of him and a pain in the ass as the days go by, but things start to change in an interesting way for Nathan. As a surprising, and shocking event puts him in the limelight and center of attention, where Rose is unavoidably drawn in, to witness the cruelty of attraction, of Love, a shield they both wield in their quest for safety from bad forces.

Stanford High was the most in-demand school not only known for its elite alumni but for its party games which are traditionally played during reunions. Who would not dream of attending the reunion when days after you would be hailed as the world's richest and most famous? The party invitation was deemed more than a lottery ticket in the world that's run by those at the top of the hierarchy and was hell for those at the bottom. Carsen Adams was dumped by his fiancée, who thought she had no future with a rookie investigator like him and left him for a wealthy man. One day he received a party invitation and was chosen as a game participant. This is the chance he was waiting to step onto the ladder of the elite, yet his work requires him to go undercover and destroy the very instrument that exploits their world. But more than surviving the cruel post apocalyptic world system, Carsen was unaware of the mystery of his roots. If he discovers who he really is, would he be able to save humanity from this cruel game of survival, and bring the world back to how it was before?

At a very young age he realize… the world sucked. Being born into a system that pushes his own justification of Good and Evil, for those who are deemed special having the power to decide that. Him being one of those unfortunate cases had to choose to be either a tired hero or retired villain to find peace sure. Relaxation not so much, but wanting to be left alone he decide to go another route the path of the monster King, something so powerful so feared no side would dare bother him, after achieving his goal he was too slow you realize it wasn't what it was cracked up to be. Now living in constant stress what is three companions a slime the princess of the monsters from the former monster King, and a pet Frost Giants. Now undenounced see him he's a key part in keeping the balance of both sides that are about to enter the New Age of War, so now he finds himself fighting instead of going for that lazy forego life he so wanted.

[Congratulations Virgin Eliot!] [You have met all the requirements to qualify for the ONE inheritance!] [You have received the ONE bloodline: Evolutionist!] [You have unlocked the ONE innate bloodline ability: Infinite Evolution!] [Your starting point has been decided!] [Congratulations! You have been reincarnated as a virus!] … [Current Location: Belly of a Salmon] [WARNING! Your presence has been detected and anti-viral enzymes are currently being deployed against you.] “…!” “What in the name of all mother*cking strippers?” Virgin Eliot was flabbergasted. Eliot, the personal assistant to the greatest evolutionary scientist that ever lived has died due to his teacher’s radical experiments only to find himself reincarnated in a new world as a virus. ‘State the Darwin theory of evolution!’ He heard. Unsurprisingly, his teacher’s spirit and goal followed him to the new world. Here, discovering that fantastical elements like reincarnation and infinite evolution were real, Eliot decides to embark on a journey of self-discovery. A journey to answer all the questions that he had on his reincarnation. ‘Let’s see, by the time I evolve 10 times, 100 times, a thousand times…,’ He grinned. ‘I bet I’ll get the answers to all my questions by then’. Follow Eliot on his epic journey through the world of Utopia as he evolves into countless unique beasts, meeting a plethora of adventure along the line.

In the state of Nebraska, the city of Strawberry has one of the oldest Irish families in the nation. The Flanagan family dominates all the dark businesses in the city. However, on the surface, they are a respectable family which has a large amount of business. The current head of the family, Brian Flanagan is ready to retire, so he plans to leave the family business to his son Killian Flanagan who has ambitions to spread his family name across the country. But before he must consolidate his strength in the state, for this he will have to marry the daughter of the current governor in order to have a solid base to help with his future plans. The only problem is that the governor’s daughter hates him because she thinks that he is to blame for the death of one of his close friends, so he will have to find a way to fulfill his goals before his father gave him the power. However, on a rescue mission, things go wrong, so he suffers an accident, but it is because of that he gains the power to travel between parallel universes, so he decides to use his new abilities to get the power he so desires.

“Alessia, what’s happening here? Were you just making out with your boss?” He asked, his eyes widening in shock. “What does it looks like? Of course I was having a nice time with him. Compared to you, he’ll pay for my bills, the ones you were unable to meet up with.” She hissed. *** A young delivery agent who just lost his job, was on his way home. Though there was nothing to be glad about, he was ready to bless the heavens just for keeping Alessia; his one and only love by his side. It’s such a pity for him that he got brutalized and insulted by the same person he thought had his back. Disappointment was written all over his face as he stepped his foot out of that office. [Host Pharrell, this is the SIMPLING system, you have received ten thousand dollars, to be spent in the next two hours] Pharrell Crowley is ready to get to the top!

The story is about the adventures of fifty students in senior high, they traveled from a world controlled by machines into the past, the time of the start of the apocalypse, and they got stuck there. they will face many troubles in adapting to the new life, make new friends and enemies, and amidst all that, they will rediscover themselves, the loving ones might leave each other at some point and return afterwards, or continue forever with new ones or alone. Though they came from future, they would be separated into ones supporting and ones against the rebellion machines are starting, which will add more complexity to the events and more suspense and action. I hope you like the mix I made here, as I always wanted to read something like real drama but in a sci-fi cloak, hoping I achieved it here. I'm waiting for your reviews and comments, and I'm sure you won't be disappointed :D Updating Schedule: 3 Chapters daily.

Ezekiel Montemayor is a simple graduating student at unknown university. He has no other hobby other than reading a book. Concealed in his friends, he has a secret he fears to reveal; that was the cursed that kept him alive. Until one day, a hermit gave him an old book. The book will open to a strange world - the World of Loowa. As the day progresses, Ezekiel discovers that he is not the only one with a medallion and power. There are thirteen of them and they are the so-called Medallion Keepers who are tasked with endowing various classes of power to end the game that is gradually destroying the strange world of Loowa's Kingdom. This is the Game of the Director - the powerful creature in world of Loowa. When the Medallion Keepers enter the Loowa's Kingdom, will they succeed in ending the Director's bloody game with their powers? Would it be good for Ezekiel to have power or would this be the reason for reaveling the great secret he did not want to reveal? An old book. Thirteen powerful medallions. Playful and strange world. Inexplicable creatures. Who are they? What are they? What's in them? Let us discover the World of Loowa.

The main character drowned on Mars because someone pushed him toward an unknown river. He was a weak and powerless person without any real power inside him, and someone bestowed on him the power that would change his life forever on Mars and Earth. Back on Earth, he used to be the resistant, who fought the interdimensional beings, but he was weak. He was always bullied by others for some reason or another. He encountered Confidere on Mars, who told him about his original self. She treated him like he was the owner of the territory. He became the weakest dreamer on Mars, but he persisted in coming back to his original world, Earth. His sole objective was to go back to Earth, and he did lose a little bit of his memory regarding his life. The cause was unknown. Upon his return as Awakener, Earth was invaded by interdimensional beings from the outside world that we still don't know about, and for so long, their existence has been kept secret. Humanity lost the battle against interdimensional beings. The earth turned into great ruins. Their true purpose is still unknown. Their origin is unknown, as they forced humans to implant the bioprocessor inside our brains. This, in turn, made humans into superhuman beings with the help of the system inside the bioprocessor. As an anti-hero, you will become the strongest being to fight anyone against your will. Collect your 'Confidere' and 'Butterflies'. They will help you on your journey toward the power of living forever. Embark on your very own journey in the present world. Become the pinnacle of love and immortality. 'We bless the King of the Underworld!'

Blood begets blood and so shall I be supreme - The Blood demon wielder is sent back in time to protect the flow of time and the future of all. Compulsorily reliving the agony of a time past, Lekan must endure till his past converges with the future and his true destiny is awoken. Come trials and tribulations, he must push on or be wiped out by the revenge seeking Morgana. It is a race against time, a fight against the frozen future and a feud to determine who dominates the other. Will he falter and the fate be damned? Will the demon let loose, his soul to conquer or will Morgana triumph and the fate of humanity lost forever? And how does a young, withdrawn protagonist copes with his growing popularity amongst the female gender on his unknown path as harem king? Follow the tales of a time traveler, reliving his worst agonies while determined to carve out a whole different path for the future. Come what may, women or fame, demons or System Holders, only one path shall stand true. By blood shall I dominate the Universe. And I alone, shall be its King. _____ Cover Image is Not mine.