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Suxin followed the original plot and played the green-tea villainess role well. But why can't this duck just die in peace?! -- "Bai Suxin, why are you so cruel?"

Ding!* "Dear Esteemed Customer, You have just received the sum of 10 billion. Credit alert: $10,000,000,000..." From cast-out husband to billionaire with the power to rewrite the rules... Once upon a time, Davis was blindsided—betrayed and tossed out by a wife who showed no remorse. But years later, he’s back, and the tables have turned. Now, his ex-wife begs, “Please, I was wrong, let’s start over.” Her mother offers, “I’ll cook, clean, serve you…anything to have you back.” But Davis, with a fortune of $10 billion and a fleet of helicopters at his command, doesn’t look back. “Too late for regrets,” he says as he soars above, leaving behind the past for a life they never saw coming!

Humans, robots, aliens, and energy life forms, all tend to like Tejeda for his easy-going personality, not knowing what lies beneath his ever-changing face. He is a Nubilae, a shapeshifting race known for their insanity. But Tejeda appears carefree and often amused even in the most perilous situations. His one-of-a-kind weapon of choice is a spoon, an old utensil that no one remembers anymore ever since eating has become obsolete. You will laugh at him. You will be scared by him. You will enjoy every step of his journey if you are a bit as crazy as he is. P.S. Full disclosure: Tejeda's character and plot revolve a lot around his immortality shenanigans. Join me on Discord: https://discord.gg/QNZtVmVWc5 My website: https://helenbold.com

"ALERT: This book has been rewritten with a new title called Immortal Journey Of The Wu Clan's Twin Dragons! I hope old readers and new readers would check it out!" The Immortal Domain is a vast cosmos consisting of the Upper Realm and the Lower Realms, both of which are controlled by the Three Great Families, the Wang family, the Lui family, and the Xue family. Each one of them holds an immense amount of power that could overturn the heavens, reverse yin and yang and change the fate of anyone or anything in the Immortal Domain as they see fit. But, with all of that being said, our story doesn't start from those ancient overpowered families in the Upper Realm, it starts from one of the countless fragmented Lower Realms called the Wither Daemon Realm, in which there was a planet named Daiyu. On this planet, heavenly prodigies that were born with one of the thirty, rare Legendary Physiques were starting to pop up like common weeds. Longwei, born into the Wu Clan while in possession of the third rank Legendary Physique, was known as one of the six monster-level geniuses on planet Daiyu. His brother Longmin on the other hand, though was a genius in his own right, had faded into obscurity since his birth and was shunned by his own father after a certain ‘incident’. This story is the supposed legends of two dragons, who, through a journey of bloodshed and betrayal led their clan to unify the Immortal Domain and stand above trillions as the highest existences.

"I want my body back! Sir Riccardo, I made a mistake and I'm ready to right the wrongs. It's too late, no one's going to listen to you or believe more so, it's all your doing;Enjoy my money Martinez! While I keep your body. ********************* Midlife crises is no ‘news’ a 54 year old billionaire Riccardo Ferdinand Deville was diagnosed of a rare cancerous disease and given one year to live by his doctor, accepting fate ; he decided to leave town and explore the world before his demise, he comes across a young man during his journey unexpectedly and the unexpected happens. Transmigration occurs between the two. How will both men survive in their new world?. Will both parties get their utmost desire? How will the soul swap affect their lives and family?. Whose idea was it and who benefitted the most from it? “Things are never as they seemed to be, sometimes you can accurately judge a book by its cover and sometimes you can’t”.

Poor Dalton Hester, a man at the age of 39, ended his own life when everything around him went to hell. Losing his wife in an accident which he believed wasn’t one as it was planned by another to have it happen. The person he knew to believe to be the one to have his life killed was a criminal Dalton had put away thanks to the job of being a lawyer. That chain of events leads the poor man on top of a tall building holding a bottle almost empty of liquor. He takes a single sip from the bottle last time and then lets his own body fall forward flying towards everyone else. Dalton didn’t hold much faith in places called heaven or hell, but he had somewhat of a feeling that what a person like him did wasn’t going to be up, instead of more likely down. When darkness finally came Dalton awaited to open his eyes again to witness the flames of hell, but something different happened where he was still alive or to say reborn into a new body that wasn’t human and a new world that was like a fantasy book, movie or game. So looking at this as another chance at life Dalton decided to take it to the fullest to enjoy all the things that were different from his old world even when it was good or bad.

“Wipe your tears, Young Master! A Trillion-dollar empire awaits you!” Adrian Muller is scorned by everyone for being the bastard son of the Muller family, but everything changes when he inherits a trillion dollar empire. Rising from the ashes, Adrian is set to take the city of Wibston by storm. Watch out as this underestimated underdog transforms into one of the most powerful men in the world who commands respect in the highest places. This new Adrian will stop at nothing to make everyone who scorned him, bow at his feet and beg for mercy!

Following the synopsis (in the first chapter), the Alpha was faced with so many problems that he felt he would quake. While his pack was at war with some real wolves, (they were werewolves kicked down by Zeus from heaven. Zeus had turned them into wolves) he was helped by some Nymphs after he had been shot by some humans. The Nymphs needed him to be their leader to fight some Centuars as a token of appreciation. His pack had been colonized by the real wolves. He couldn't leave the Nymphs neither by choice nor force. He did complete his contract with the Nymphs and went to fight for the freedom of his mates. He was shocked to realize that the rogue, Chloe had become their leader and Darius, the sage was dead. He needed to fight for being an Alpha and retaining the honour, but neither would the mates accept a leader who forsook them, nor would Chloe go down by choice. He would go back to the Nymph for help.

What happens when Daxon Winter finds out his wife only married him due to a bet? In a world full of conglomerate riches and wealth, Daxon Winter is an orphan who lives like a measly peasant. He is nothing but a foot stool who has been stepped on repeatedly by the wealthy. Fortunately, he is opportune to marry Veronica Pierce, the daughter of a wealthy family but his life didn’t change for the good. He is turned into a joke, a laughing stock and a prey. All of a sudden, at a point where he cannot take it anymore, Daxon receives a great revelation about his identity and his true background. What happens when Daxon realizes he isn’t an orphan but a young master of a billion dollar family who can have the world in his hands? So, who would he take revenge on first?

Alexander Curry, born and raised to be the ideal servant for the Dove family, faces punishment when he defies his master's orders. Forced to donate his eyes for his master's daughter's transplant, as atonement for his disobedience, he vows revenge. [CONGRATULATIONS, MR. ALEXANDER CURRY. THE GODS OF VENGEANCE AND POSSESSIONS HAVE HEARD YOUR CRIES OF DESPAIR AND HAVE GRANTED YOU THE POSSESSION SYSTEM. RICHES, TALENTS, SKILLS, KNOWLEDGE, AND ANYTHING ELSE YOU CAN EVER DREAM OF ARE YOURS FOR THE TAKING.] Empowered by a mysterious system, Alexander sets out to take vengeance by seizing wealth, talent, and everything else from those who wronged him.