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They have awaken an unstoppable force from the depths of the earth. A legend awakens. Before him lies the Garden of Life, vibrant and untouched by the chaotic desolation of his presence. The earth trembles, as if the very foundations of it existence sense : The Unrivalled One** ** The Counteract: A Man Unrivalled** This Novel, evolve around the enigmatic tale of Reed Redford, a sole survivor of the massacre Redford family. Left for dead, he was rescued by the patriarchs of the Harrison family and was secretly taken in. But fate had other plans - Reed vanished without a trace, only to reappear six years later. His return was sparked by a sinister force targeting his benefactor and a driving purpose to uncover his family extermination. Enraged and hell-bent on justice, Reed with a new profound strength shielded the Harrison family and swore a sacred oath before the ancestral grave of his parents: that was to avenge their brutal murders and restore his family's honor to it's former glory. Thus began his quests for justice and vengeance. Reed's strength, intellect, and heart were pushed beyond the limits as he navigated treacherous conspiracy and battles formidable foes. His love life also became a delicate balancing act, threatened by the very dangers he sought to overcome. To know what happen next, stay tuned. You're about to get yourself thrilled.

The world after a huge nuclear disaster, what remains is a civilization that has fallen back for a hundred years, the world is slowly dying. The story follows Seimei Saguis, a young man passionate about the knowledge of an old civilization, on his way to change this struggling world.

Fenn, a young lowlife living alone with his aged grandmother, was struck by lightning and was transmigrated into the body of a deceased boy with a shattered dantian and blocked meridians in a world at the brink of cataclysm. Determined to get back to his aged grandmother in his old world, Fen embarked on the path to ultimate power.

He used to be a god. Now he's a loser. They're gonna see how wrong they are. Ryder was the 12th Master of the Dark Medical Sect—super strong, like a god that was about to become immortal. Then his own students betrayed him. He woke up as Dante: a broke, embarrassed, orphaned college student whose girlfriend just cheated, whose landlord just kicked him out, and who died in his underwear on a cold street. Great. Now Ryder—one of history's strongest healers—is stuck in Dante's weak body. He works for a cheap old doctor named Theo at a bad clinic, Silverbrook Hall, and sleeps in a tiny, freezing room. But gods get back up. When a patient is dying and Theo can't help, Ryder steps in and does this crazy Four-Colored Needle thing, a healing trick that was lost for a long time. Word gets out. People rush in. Rich folks want him to touch them. Doctors either want to learn from him or shut him down. And there's Zara—Theo's sweet daughter, who makes Ryder feel things he hasn't in centuries. It gets messy when a hot rich girl he cures, Serena, wants more than medicine. But being strong brings enemies. The Daniel Gang wants his money. His ex Isla is mad as he gets famous. And the Silverleaf Apothecary, run by Alistair and his cocky grandson Smith, will do anything to stop this "fraud" before he embarrasses them at a meeting. They have no idea what's coming. When the gang messes with his clinic, when the rich make fun of him, when the world tries to keep him down—Ryder will show them: A god doesn't ask for respect. He takes it. Warning: Contains martial arts, healing stuff, a love triangle, gang fights and cultivation

Heavy panting and footsteps could be heard as the criminal ran down the stone cold alleyway, trying and helplessly failing to get away from him. Of course he had heard of him, the one who always gets his target, the one so terrifying that he got the name the reaper but he had never thought they would meet face to face. ***** The reaper is a skilled assassin tasked with the task of killing Park Hajun an influential politician with a high bounty on his head. He is an untouchable killer who evades capture and always gets his target. As elusive as a ghost he comes and goes living no trace, striking fear in all his victims but one. Park hajun is determined to unmask the person who is trying to stop him from achieving his dream and he will use any means to unmask the reaper.

Newt Barister, a 19 year old guy begins playing a globally famous game, Reborn Online. What will happen when he finds out the bitter facts about the game. Read this story and join in his adventure. Oh. DO REMEMBER TO VOTE AND LEAVE COMMENTS. ENJOY.

EARTH ONLINE The black towers hung silent over every city for six months. Then, one November morning, a child's bright voice rang out in every head at once — Earth has gone online — and gave the world three days to eliminate a stranger, or be erased. Half the planet didn't make it. Cole Mercer is a librarian. Quiet, exact, ruthlessly calm — the kind of man who reads the room while everyone else is screaming. When the games begin he finds he's been handed no fire, no lightning, no gift worth the name: only a snide little book that collects the powers of the people he kills, and a mind that has never once lost a game that had rules. The Spire has a great many games. Every one is a trap dressed as a fairy tale, and every one can be solved — if you're cold enough, and fast enough, and willing to do the math while the monster is still smiling. But there's a voice on the other end of a cracked artifact, two hundred miles away: the strongest player on the server, a man Cole has never seen, who already seems to know exactly how he thinks. The tower wants them to climb. It should never have let them meet first. A slow-burn M/M apocalypse where the deadliest thing in any room is two minds that refuse to lose — and the one mistake the end of the world ever made was growing them a partner.

Ethan Vance’s past life was the stuff of legend. As the “Sovereign,” he reigned as the world’s most feared mercenary commander—until the one person he trusted above all else turned on him, ending his life in a single, brutal betrayal. He awakens decades later, in 2026, not as a powerful figure but as a penniless, struggling 21-year-old college student. In the sterile glare of a hospital hallway, Ethan’s world seems to crumble. He can’t afford the surgery that could save his mother’s life. To make matters worse, his girlfriend—always quick to chase after money—abandons him on the spot for a wealthier classmate. Just as despair threatens to swallow him, a metallic chime rings out in his mind: [Ding! God-Level Wealth System activated. Binding complete.] [Initial Balance Reward: $10,000,000 deposited into your account!] Suddenly, fragments of his old self snap into place. The instincts of a battlefield commander return, but this time he’s armed not just with experience, but with limitless funds. The days of being dismissed as a loser on campus are over. Ethan Vance, the Sovereign, is back—reborn with a vengeance. To the ex-girlfriend who laughed at his misfortune: Watch as I buy the company your family depends on. To the doctors who turned away his mother: You’ll be lucky to find work in medicine again. And to the shadows of his past life, those enemies still lurking and scheming: I’m coming for my throne. This time, nothing will stand in my way.

For twenty-five years, Benedict Vandross gave everything to the Ashcroft family. He sacrificed his dreams to build their billion-dollar empire, worked tirelessly to protect their legacy, and loved them as if they were his own. Yet to them, he was only the quiet young man who never complained, never refused, and never asked for anything in return. Then the family's "long-lost heir" finally comes home. Overnight, Benedict is cast aside. The father he admired no longer looks his way. The mother who unknowingly cherished him is told to forget him. The sister he protected turns against him. Even the woman who promised to spend her life with him chooses the newly returned heir instead. Humiliated, betrayed, and left with nothing, Benedict walks away without a single word. But the Ashcroft family has made one fatal mistake. The son they abandoned was never an outsider. He is the only one who carries the true Ashcroft blood. As old secrets buried for decades begin to surface, a ruthless conspiracy threatens to destroy the empire from within. The "heir" they welcomed may be nothing more than a carefully placed pawn, while the son they threw away becomes the only man capable of saving everything they hold dear. When the truth is finally revealed, will regret be enough to mend a family that buried its own heir? Or will the man they never valued choose to let their empire fall? Sometimes the greatest betrayal isn't losing your family-- it's discovering they never knew who you truly were.

Greg Chase was a talented man. When he graduated from college, he started his own company and soon earned a lot of money. But just when he was going to have a beautiful life, his girlfriend, Laura, had a conflict with a man who tried to obscene her. To protect his girlfriend, Greg had a big fight with that man.However, that man was rich and powerful, so Greg was put into jail. His girlfriend told him that she would wait for him. But 3 years later, when Greg got out from prison, he found out that his girlfriend was going to marry the man who tried to obscene her!Fortunately, when Greg was in jail, he met a mysterious old man who taught him medicine and martial arts. The old man gave Greg a ring, which is the symbol of the king of a mystery organization.So, Greg will start his revenge on the influential man that snatched his girlfriend.