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Devano Abraham, the man whose real name is Arya Wijaya, is now filled with a burning grudge. An accident, unexpectedly, instantly changes his gloomy life of revenge and betrayal. He got a new face now. The face of a ruler, the rich. He will repay all the pain in the past when his woman could insult and betray him because he was a poor man. Also, the family who had the heart to dump, "Wait for my vengeance! I will destroy the treasures and thrones that you are proud of!~ Arya Wijaya

Niyad accepted that he would never be a powerful cultivator. He even accepted that his mother would forever be vague about their origins. So why are these two lunatics making his life difficult? And why was his overly cautious mother okay with it? Niyad is frustrated as a strange man and woman suddenly enters his life making it topsy-turvy. Secrets about the world and himself are slowly being revealed and he is forced to accept unfathomable responsibilities.

Having lost his memory, he was found by a couple who took him in as their child. However, years later, they died, leaving their young daughter to be taken care of by him. A young lady from a prestigious family fell in love with him and married him. As a result, she was kicked out of her family. The trio were looked down on by a lot of people, humiliated several times until he met someone from his past and his memories returned. He was the unparalleled commander of the Dark Forces, a thousand year old vampire who had built up the city around him, the strongest man alive. He was Adair Huxley, and he was second to none! And he has only one rule: No one is allowed to make my wife and younger sister cry. However, threats from the unknown set themselves to err the rule.

After being reborn in the body of a failed young man, Hansen brings with him the experience and power from his previous life. In a world ruled by money and power, he must navigate the underworld, face dangerous enemies, and build his own influence. With his intelligence and abilities, he does not merely survive—he is determined to conquer everything.

"Are you Jason Paul Decker?" Jason stared at the men all dressed in black suits and dark shades, looking like casts from the movie MIB. "Who's asking?" "We're from your grandfather, sir James Decker. He wants to know when you intend on taking over your father's business." ~•~ Jason lived a rather simple life with his wife in New York. Broke and unable to get himself a job, he lived as the worthless son in law of the West family. One fateful morning, he ran into some men who told him a secret that would change his life forever.

Alexander Fitzgerald was considered a trash bag by his in-laws. He was be-littled, looked down upon and completely worthless to many. To cap it all, adding fuel to the fire, his most precious wife, being the most beautiful, betrayed him without any atom of remorse whatsoever, choosing her company over him and giving him the shock of his life when her mother and brother presented him with the filthy divorce papers on the day of their wedding anniversary. But just when he thought his life was over, a twist turned-He has a secret indeed! "Dad, I'll be back within this week". The response from Mr. Fitzgerald, Alexander's father, came quickly, and it was filled with genuine excitement, "I can't wait to see you, my son." He is the sole heir to a Super Rich Consortium. Now, It's Fate's Redemption and yes, It's time for some mad fun!

Struggling novelist Athena Morrison once thought life had nothing left to offer her. Living a reclusive lifestyle and trying to make ends meet while trying to make a name for herself as an author, she certainly had it hard enough. Coupled with extreme bouts of depression and constant threats with running from her dark past however, one can only go so far before something snaps. So in one stormy evening, plagued by the demons of her own making, she planned on ending it all.Before she was stopped by some unsuspecting maintenance crew.A fateful encounter, if she were to describe it. Change was coming to her life. Perhaps it was time to stop running, to try and take hold of her own destiny. A lot of things were happening in this city, money changing hands, deals being made; politics were being played and power constantly in flux. And while change is something to be feared, it was also something to be excited about. Athena only hoped that it was for the better.Bug me on Discord: https://discord.gg/NZA6JunBug me on Twitter: @FriedMokou

Ellen·Willmott, The Surtr, the fire giant who destroyed the Norse gods in prophecy, and in reality MC did destroy all enemies who tried to covet his country. Ellen hangs their burning bones on the enemy's landmark building, the Statue of Justice, to warn the entire world not to try to invade the country he guards. After completing the last battle and killing almost all enemy leaders, Ellen took the initiative to leave the frontier. Came to Kester City and enjoyed his love. So Ellen hid his identity and became an ordinary white-collar worker in Kestor City, washing dishes and doing odd jobs after work. Earn money for his wife. But his life collapsed upside down when his wife divorced him. He became CEO and have powers of fire.

Radley Baron took in the identity of Steve, an ordinary high school student, just so he could find his long-lost sister. However, he gets betrayed because everyone thought he was a poor student. The rich students bullied and tagged him "the school rat." What the students didn't know was that the school rat was none other than the 8th richest young man worldwide, heir to the renowned Baron empire as well as the world's best agent, Wild Dog.

Clara and Ansel had been married for about a year, but Clara didn't treat him well at all. Instead, she showered all her love on a big shot, Kelvin, and even ended up getting pregnant with his child. Once Clara became successful, she decided to cut ties with Ansel, calling him useless and challenging him to leave her. You'd think that in a situation like this, where the wife cheats and gets pregnant with another man's child, the husband would usually be the one kicking her out, right? But nope, Clara was the one dishing out the insults and pushing for a divorce. She was fed up with Ansel being broke and felt like she was better off without him. But you know what they say, never judge a book by its cover! There's this mysterious "Almighty Ansel Luther" thing going on, and it seems like there's a lot more to the guy than we think.