You're So Old Jokes

🏆["Silver Medal" in Fantasy Category of "Meganovel Annual Writing Contest 2022"]🏆 Lukas Bellingham, a 21 year old youth dies from an illness that is dominant in males in their family. But that's not where it ends. He wakes up in the body of a boy, in a world where everything is the opposite of Earth. A world where Mortals become Gods. Will Lukas be swallowed in such a world or will he rise against all challenges and become a Deity which all mortals look up to?

800 Thousand years ago, strange showers descended upon the many planets and solar systems. The changes were so great that both couldn't, and an old began changing, having strange and rare characteristics never seen before. It was just them, as humans the first group of humans awakened special innate abilities. But when the world was still straying to understand its predicament, forces from afar attacked the planet, wanting to conquer the world. The entire world shook with fear at the feet of these strong and mighty invaders. And when all hope seemed lost, a man named Krept gathered a fierce group of 10 called the Hands. Their emergence spelled good for humanity, and their strength was immeasurable. With a single blow, they could destroy a giant enemy warship to dust. They fight bravely, finally getting humanity its first victory. Yes! They succeeded in driving the invaders away. But this wasn't the end. To prepare for future incidents, they formed humanity's first Alliance, working hard to head into space and conquer inhabited planets. Forward to the present day, humanity has conquered 118 planets. Humanity also had alliances with other lifeforms, as well as enmity. Fighting to stay alive and survive, humanity continues to fight off invading outsiders. Ji Feng stared at the ceiling, absorbing all the strange memories in his head. Alright. 'All this was good and all, but what does it have to do with me? Why did this rich daddy transmigrate when I was already a winner in my past life? Can I go back?' ~Ding!! [Congratulations host. You've unlocked the Supreme Master Teaching system!] '...'

In the quiet town of Miller's Creek, a woman's murder stirs old secrets and buried emotions. Detective Alan Crowe leads the case, but as evidence mounts and tension rises, nothing fits as neatly as it should. His partner Detective Lee senses darker beneath the surface, lies, guilt, and a truth no one dares to name. As storm clouds gather, trust begin to fracture, and the line between justice and obsession begin to blur. Everyone has something to hide.

Noah Hunter was the son-in-law of the wealthy Noble family. He lived a life as a servant. Parents-in-law despised him. His wife didn’t care. The Other family members took pleasure in torturing him. For five years, Noah lived in hell. Noah had an enormous debt and a poor old mother. He couldn’t escape the Noble family. Noah had no right to die. A strange encounter with a homeless man changed his life. Now, Noah will start revenge.

Rylan Daystar was fired and humiliated by his wife's family, leaving him with nothing but a burning desire for revenge. He returns to his old life of substantial wealth that he had given up for his ex-wife, Eve McCullough. With a heart full of vengeance, Rylan sets out to wreak havoc in the business and social world, determined to annihilate anyone who had ever wronged him in the past. Get ready for an adrenaline-fueled ride as Rylan unleashes his fury and seeks retribution!

In a world of magic and dungeons. Archie Shellford thought he had woken up in a completely different world until he found a mysterious item containing ancient texts from his previous world. When his curiosity peaked, and all his questions weren’t answered, he met a fellow Outlander. Aided by the outlander's bizarre law—The Grimoire, Archie must live his new life and discover the relationship between this world and his old world.

Leon Vint was forced to face the harsh reality that his father was murdered by a cultivator right at a dinner banquet when he was fifteen. He was tortured by his stepmother and thrown into a ravine, far from any urban area. Just then, a mysterious old man saved him from certain death. He trained Leon to become a powerful cultivator, unlocking a talent that appeared only once every 100 years. "Monharvest, I'm back. Ten years of vengeance... I will repay it tenfold."

In the near future, student Misha Drozdov was able to purchase a virtual reality booth. He waited for the premiere of the new game and plunged into the world of "ZABAVA online" one of the first, as only old people are able to reap the maximum without extra donations. He chose the Bear region for his start. “What jokers the developers are: winter, hundreds of bears and NPCs *Coach Mart*,” thought Drozdov at the beginning. "*Censorship*! And not the developers. The monitor is in ****," the young man changed his mind after a while, but did not quit the game.

Ethan's life is a lie. His wife, Sophia, sees him as nothing more than a disposable blood bag. She drains him to the point of death to help a powerful company create super-soldiers. A mysterious woman known as the Miracle Doctor, Linda Sarman, saves him. She tells him a shocking truth: he is Gad, a legendary War God who had his memory and power taken from him. Now, Ethan is thrown into a secret war of corporate spying and old fights.

Have you ever felt that someone is controlling your fate? Have you ever thought if the memories you have are your own or someone else’s? Have you thought if you are alive or if this life is just someone else’s dream and you are living in a dream? Have you ever thought if you are just part of a book that is written by someone else?