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In his previous life, Alex was a hero who sacrificed a lot to save those in need of help, but his life soon turned around when his fiancé was killed for refusing to marry one of the supreme magus, due to her ravenous beauty. On his attempt to claim revenge on them, all four magus had came at him at once, defeating him till he ended up dead. However, he was reborn into the body of an eighteen year old orphan in one of the four factions. With this new life given to him, he would become the strongest there ever was, and have his revenge on all four magus!

“You don't deserve this throne. Your birth was nothing more than a mistake by my late husband, so don't think any more of yourself. But if you still want to be King, then go into the territories and kingdoms outside Griffindale and build your army of followers and allies from scratch. Whenever you feel like you have amassed a huge following enough to seize the throne away from me, then you can come back to fight for it. But from now on, you are on exile.” “The throne belongs to me, Stepmother. Nevertheless, I will do as you ask. But rest assured, for what you've done, I will return—not just for my throne, but also for your head.” “While the Queen fumed with rage in her private chamber, Cyrus emerged from her quarters wearing a satisfied grin, knowing his destiny was now set in stone. He would one day become king, no matter what.” -------- This is my first novel on the platform, so my pacing and world-building aren't the best, but it gets better with time. The story is set in a medieval world, somewhere in an alternate version of ancient Europe. At first the tone focuses more on war and basic politics, but as the story progresses, there will be more magic/fantasy elements added - like dragons, witches and fables. If you enjoy the work, please consider supporting it in any way you can. Any means of support goes a long way for me and is duly appreciated. Have Fun!!!

"My sister is dying and you are saying that you can't give my own money because you spend it on partying. You are not human but a bloodsucker vampire." Edward couldn't control his anger and yelled at his mother-in-law. "How dare you to talk to me like this? This is called the difference between a poor and a rich man who spoke like this to his mother-in-law." She didn't think once and slapped him in front of everyone. Edward gulped the insults and mocking till now but today he would do anything to save his sister. "If you want to save your sister then divorce my daughter. I will surely return the money!" She smirked as if has hit the jackpot today. "I agree to divorce, Roselyn."

Victor Damone's in-laws stole his life savings, convinced his beautiful wife he was a loser, and urged her to date a billionaire outside of marriage. When the bankrupt Victor fails to pay for his dying grandfather's treatment, he decides to return to his mysterious old life. One in which the entire world kneels before him. Victor will show his in-laws and everyone who underestimated him that he is a legendary, peerless man with a thousand gifts. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Do read my other novels: -The Gilded Man With A Thousand Lives -Eve Of A Thousand Wakes -False Gods -God Formula

A Unique Bestselling Novel! In the wealthy city of London, Nathan Reed, an 18 year old in Luxton University struggles to make ends meet for himself and his little sister with part time jobs. But the world shows him no mercy. At school, he is laughed at and treated as a church rat. Just when he had lost all hope, a visit to his prison cell and a sudden inheritance changes his life! From now on, he is no longer an average university student. He is Nathan Reed. The only heir to the Reed’s Trillion Dollar Empire! Nathan went From Teardrops To Billions!

# HELLSPAWN HUNTER ## Synopsis **When the gates of Hell crack open over his hometown, seventeen-year-old Kael Draven should have died with everyone else. Instead, he made a deal with a dying demon—and became something the supernatural world has never seen before.** Kael's father was a legendary Hunter who died keeping secrets. His demonic bond makes him an abomination in the eyes of his father's former allies. And Vex'thul, the ancient demon sharing his headspace, won't shut up long enough to let him figure out which side he's supposed to be on. **Vex'thul the Unbound has survived three millennia by being paranoid, ruthless, and absolutely insufferable. Now he's stuck in the body of an idealistic teenager who thinks "heroism" is a viable career path.** Together, they're humanity's most dysfunctional defense against the supernatural apocalypse. Kael wants to save everyone. Vex wants to survive everything. Neither is getting what they want. The Hunter Academy doesn't train half-demons. Vampire covens don't trust monsters with consciences. Exorcist orders shoot first and ask questions later. And somewhere in the shadows, the conspiracy that killed Kael's father is pulling strings that could unravel reality itself. **Armed with unstable demonic powers, a demon who treats life-or-death situations like a running commentary track, and a stubborn refusal to accept that some people can't be saved, Kael is about to learn that the hardest part of hunting monsters isn't the fighting—it's deciding which monsters deserve to live.** In a world where humanity's protectors might be the real villains, Kael Draven will discover that sometimes the only way to save the world is to embrace the darkness within. *Because when Hell comes calling, sometimes you need a monster to answer.*

A 10th Standard boy, Aldwin Chartered, started to understand the rules of the society from an early age. At first, Aldwin did not understand why he did not have friends of all his peers, but he did not. But as time went on, he found out why he didn't have any friends. Why did everyone avoid Aldwin also his parents considered him as a burden and also beat him? He tried 767 times to commit suicide, but he never had the courage. Then one day he went to commit suicide 768 times and if he wanted to come back from there, he could return. He lost balance in seconds and fell down from the roof. At last, just 1 foot above falling to the ground with great force, he felt that the time of the whole world had stopped. At that time, a system appeared from a white smoke that he couldn't understand. Said Aldwin, " You are chosen by the system. Be happy, Aldwin. Because your wish will be fulfilled. I'll give you a chance to start your life again. But this time you do not have to bear the suffering of this world in this situation. You will get a new body and handsomeness. But that's not now. I give you 24 hours before I send you to another world. By this time tomorrow, you will die and be born into a new body in a new world. You can do whatever you want in these 24 hours. You can take revenge from whom you want to take revenge. After 24 hours of your death, I will come again before you again to the new world. What will Aldwin do? Will he really take revenge in these 24 hours from those for whom his path has become very difficult? What will happen in his new life?

After witnessing his girlfriend Eunice cheating on him with another man. Charlie walked listlessly on the road, his mind occupied by what he experienced earlier. [Ding! Are you suffering from a lover's betrayal? Have you been bullied by a powerful individual? Are you looking for ways to get your revenge? Look no further, the Talent Awakening system is here for you.] [Are you ready to bind with the system?] [Yes] [No]... A mechanical voice rang in his mind, jolting him back to reality. While still contemplating on what to do, another mechanical voice sounded in his Head. [Ding! Money stops nonsense! Bind with the Lord of wealth system and watch your ex girlfriend crawl back to you!] [Are you ready to bind with the Lord of wealth system?] [Yes.] [No] [Ding! Wonder what would happen if you seek death but survived at the end? A bountiful reward awaits you after survival.] [Bind with the death seeking system, let's revel in the joy of neardeath experience!] [Yes]. [No] [Ding! The Ultimate flirting… Series of mechanical voices sounded in Charlie's head one after the other almost driving him crazy. "I choose all of you!" he shouted with an unwavering determination. since then, charlie became the first person in the whole multiverse to control myriads of systems. join in on his great adventures as he conquers demons, beasts, and evil people, to become the strongest in the multiverse.

Agashi, a 26 year old architect is transported to the bloodlake(an alternate reality) to join a host of humans in a gruesome fight against demons. He barely has time to figure out what has happened when he is chosen by the orb of ugin to champion the human race against the mighty lord urug. Will he make up his mind in time to save the human race from the bloodthirsty claws of the demon lord? Will he be strong enough to assemble the armor he needs from the underlords of the blood lake and give himself a fighting chance? Will he even accept the call of the orb to be champion?

Neil was bullied because of his disability. He had polio when he was five years old and as a result, he could no longer walk. He never experienced living a normal life and was always confined to his house while sitting in a high-tech wheelchair. One day, he ran away from their house and while his servants were chasing him, a portal to the other world suddenly appeared in front of him. In that world, he will experience the life he dreams of and where he has no disability. Which world will he choose? Is it the real world he came from or the world of fantasy?