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have you ever fantasized about having a system? what would you do if you have one? would you use it for yourself alone or would use it to make the world a better place the story is about a boy who was bullied in his school for being weak, his story changed after he luckily got a system do you want to know what he did with his system? Read the book to find out for yourself

In a world ruled by gods, witches, and curses, the women of House Liroid carry both power and tragedy in their blood. Born of pain and bound to darkness, their lineage is destined to change the fate of kingdoms. From Eyela, a betrayed maiden who becomes the dreaded tree-goddess Evilside, to Heartless and Dark Side, daughters who inherit both gifts and curses, the story of the Liriods is one of love, vengeance, sacrifice, and forbidden passion. But when the old gods return to challenge their rise, and when love collides with prophecy, the question remains: can they rewrite a destiny written in grief, or will they forever be prisoners of their cursed bloodline?

A massacre occurred in a demon castle with took the life of the "demon king"...and his family ...and miraculously the son of the demon king "LEO MOONLIGHT' survived the massacre. "You damn demigod I gonna kill you " "I'm gonna s slaughter every one of you " "I'm gonna erase your existence from this world." "And you too###### I'm gonna kill you to just you bastard wait for me...I'm coming for you." This is the story of the demon prince LEO MOONLIGHT who wants to take revenge for his beloved once

What comes after death? HE was ready to accept that he had lived a meaningless life as a sworn sword to another.... for another. HE was ready to accept that his life, which fell apart in the blink of an eye, and led him to tread through countless battlefields as a common footsoldier of no renown, was his sole accolade as he passed on. That was all there was to it. However... Death isn't the end. There is no time to rest. Another life awaits, and you have the privilege of choosing what you will be when you are reborn. But you work for it. You toil. You prove your worth. Whether the end goal is to become a Devil, an Angel, a Young Master, a Hero, a Giant, or a god. You bleed for it, in 'Prospect For Reincarnation'! --- Hello there! I will be posting this story on Royal Road under the name Shade Arjuun!

"It is better to have ambition than to be able to speak meaninglessly." Kenzo Obelix Pancracio is ambitious regarding his passions, Technology, and Science. He even went crazy because of it when he was fourteen years old until his parents put restrictions on the relationship between Kenzo and Lily Obelix Casablanca, his younger sister. But, Ambition does make the mind unable to work clearly, right? Kenzo didn't understand who was at fault. It was he or his friends who pushed Lily so that Kenzo couldn't refuse Lily's wishes? "I can't."

After losing his girlfriend and humiliated by Jade's family, Kraig met his only surviving family, his life turned drastically around. A new girl Wynn and a huge bank account, but the secrets of the past starts to resurface. Kraig's life used to be quiet and simple when he was broke but now, everything seems overwhelming and worse his life is at stake. What happens when his new found girlfriend is not what she seems to be, and an old enemy seeks vengeance. Will Kraig give up everything for a safe, simple and broke life or will he takeover the city?

Davion Hargreaves was destined to rule. But when the noble families conspired against him, he was exiled—not as a broken man, but as a force they feared. In the ruthless East Valley Quarry, where only the strongest survive, Davion carved his own empire, commanding warriors and criminals alike. His name became legend, his strength unmatched. Now, the world that cast him aside wants him back. Hidden schemes, and old enemies await—but Davion bows to no one. This time, he doesn’t return as an outcast. He returns as an overlord. And the world will either kneel or burn.

He gave up power for love. Now the city wants him dead. Once the fiercest warrior of the War God Federation, Edwin buried his past to live humbly beside Emily, the woman who saved his life. But when betrayal rips him from his quiet world, enemies rise: greedy families, ruthless assassins, and a new God of War who will stop at nothing to destroy him. Hunted by the government, despised by the elite, and torn between loyalty and survival, Smith must unleash the strength he swore never to use again. The city thinks he is broken. They’re about to learn what it means to awaken a legend.

What do you think ,you will do with the powers to control minds ,I guess God gave me this talents to sleep with all the girls that treated me badly ,oh well since I was gifted with this talent I will use this to satisfy all my urges Welcome to my story on how I become the first man to f**k up the world with my newfound talents . Yes this is a 18+ rated novels Only read if you are a degenerate because you will see alot of stuffs that you won't even know existed Yes there will Threesome, Bdsm anything you can think of Yes mc is a sick f**k ,he is unstable but you can't blame a man that thinks with his d**k. P.S : Everybody on this novel are in college so there are all above 18 years old.