Your So Ugly Jokes

In the current world, all that Hakim wished to achieve was survival, for everything had changed one day, and monsters began to roam the Earth, causing havoc left and right. Setting out on his own, he was unaware of what he would face in the outside world. It all happened before he could react, and from an abandoned neighborhood, he had stumbled across something that wasn't from Earth to begin with. Whether it was an alien or something else, he had no idea, but from that encounter, something about him changed. He could no longer come out during the day time. He could no longer eat normal food. And now, all he had was the desire to consume human flesh to survive. [Quest Received] [You have three days left till you die!] [Consume human flesh to replenish your body!] The Demon must do whatever it takes to survive in the new world.

Oliver James Smith gave his all to Lily. Over the years, he sacrificed his hard work for Lily's family to avoid being looked down upon. Until finally Oliver got divorce papers right when Lily officially became CEO. Lily got engaged to another conglomerate man, and Oliver was unceremoniously kicked out. His life hit rock bottom when Jane, his mother, died because she did not receive the treatment promised by Lily's family. Oliver is entangled in debts for medical expenses, funeral expenses, and debts to loan sharks that are suffocating. Then a stranger came to pay all his debts, saying, "Greetings, Mr. Oliver, it is time for you to return to your real richest family." With the power of unlimited wealth, Oliver rise up and reappeared to broke the Lily Family. He will show how excruciating revenge can be—until they tremble to mention his name.

“Alessia, what’s happening here? Were you just making out with your boss?” He asked, his eyes widening in shock. “What does it looks like? Of course I was having a nice time with him. Compared to you, he’ll pay for my bills, the ones you were unable to meet up with.” She hissed. *** A young delivery agent who just lost his job, was on his way home. Though there was nothing to be glad about, he was ready to bless the heavens just for keeping Alessia; his one and only love by his side. It’s such a pity for him that he got brutalized and insulted by the same person he thought had his back. Disappointment was written all over his face as he stepped his foot out of that office. [Host Pharrell, this is the SIMPLING system, you have received ten thousand dollars, to be spent in the next two hours] Pharrell Crowley is ready to get to the top!

“How dare you lay your hands on my mother. Have you gone mad?" Adolphus quickly stepped in to defend his mother, holding the sobbing woman tightly into his strong arms. Tilting his head to look at Doris, he spoke to her in a low voice. “Mom, is this really necessary? You can always quit this job and not let them treat you like this." Adolphus was speaking like he had it better in his work places. *** Adolphus's mother was bullied by the people she works for and when he interfered, he got his own share of the bullying. He was framed and arrested by the new boyfriend of the woman he loved. Fortunately for him, he discovered a long secret that had been kept from him. He was the abandoned son of the richest man in Boston who now wanted him to take his place as a McAllen. Now, he was out to make everyone that looked down on him pay dearly.

Time travel is an interesting concept or idea that has always captivated Bobby Stokes, a white chubby, brainy nerdy teenager living in California. While being bullied at school and painfully ignored by most, Bobby finds solace and comfort in dreams of building a time machine—until one fateful evening, everything changes. He receives a very chilling text message from an unknown number: "Your life is in great danger. A tall black man with a bald head, and a brown stylish mustache is coming after you. Please, avoid him at all costs. I’ll contact you again. —Bob, from the future." Now crippled by fear, Bobby must navigate and explore a mystery that traverse time itself. Who is the black man in the message? Why is Bobby’s future self warning him? And what happens if past and future collide or clashes? Only time will tell… Genre: Sci-Fi Thriller, Mystery, Psychological Drama, YA

BLURB. "You are Elvis, my son-in-law-to-be. You fainted on your wedding day to my daughter, but now that you're awake, you shall marry my daughter today." Elvis stared at Jordan Moore, not having any memory whatsoever of what the man was talking about. Though something was for sure, he felt no strange feeling about the man, so perhaps, he was telling the truth. So, he married the girl in rags. But now, after a little while, Elvis, even with no memory whatsoever, knew who he was, "I am Vince Klein plus one, I rule the world and my in-law must taste my wrath!" Elvis knew who he was... How was he able to know about it? Will he deal with his father-in-law and leave his wife? Will Elvis survive it as he was just so young? Was he ready for some damage and psychological stress? How could he claim a high position without a memory? What even led to his amnesia? Find it all out now!!!

Ever wondered what the world would look like if the villains actually won? Well, in this world, they did. And everything good about life was erased. The government crumbled into the hands of criminals. Chaos became order. Blood became the new currency. And the world literally turned into a crime-ruled dystopia. In the neon shadows of this fallen society ruled by corruption, strength, and vice. Liam Queen was nothing more than a weak, broken boy scraping by in the slums. Until a brutal night of blood and vain heroism left him chosen by an alien princess… and bound with a power unlike any other. A strange interface. One that presented him with three options. Three paths: The Lust System The Warlord System The Hero System And whether by accident.. or cruel fate, Liam ended up with the Lust System. And he was driven into a life of sensual desires, endless pleasure and carnal passion. But the path Liam unlocked was no gift. It was sin itself. An epitome of chaos. And it began with his very first quest: Lose your virginity within 24 hours… or die.

A fantasy novel where a young depressed man decides to part away from the world. Unfortunately fate played a joke and instead of death, his soul was transferred to another world. He rejoiced thinking that his family will not be burdened by him but one day a voice said "Reach the peak of the world to return back to your real world." Then an image of his family members who were in hospital was shown. Again a voice was heard "The Catastrophe will soon befall Earth. Remaining days 24. Seeing that he gritted his teeth and decided to return back to his world. After countless years of struggle he finally succeeded in returning back to his world. It had been 9999 years for him but only an year has passed in the real world. Now his adventure begins. His lover who never responded to him was living with his family taking care of him. He knew most of the things as he got to view the real world once every thousand years.

" What are you doing here?!" She walked forward to meet Hudson and raised her hand.  *Pah*!  Hudson wasn't surprised. He just rubbed his cheek that was hit. Gina glared hard at Hudson.  She felt good after slapping Hudson, but she wasn't satisfied. Seeing Hudson again only brought nothing, but bad memories of what happened at the car dealership!  " How dare you?!" She clenched her fists, as she gritted her teeth.  " How dare you show your face here?!"  Hudson was shocked to see his ex girlfriend in his laws house. What will happen when his ex girlfriend is his mother in law? She will make his life hell and wont let him take a peaceful breath. The young man who is Septa Millionaire heir, but living a life of poor and weak son in law to avenge his mother murderer. Will he spare them for their sins? Will he satisfy his lust for vengeance, or be caught in another thing entirely? "

As he handed everyone their room key , he smiled as he gave the last one out . All 39 rooms were filled up. After dinner , he rang a bell to summon everyone to the dinning table. "What's going on ? Haven't went had dinner already?" Room number 13 asked What they didnt know was that this dinner was for him not for them . "I'm sorry to announce this but i'll have you know that as you walked in here of your own accord "Arnold's eye turned bloodshot red "There's no going out " *** Forced to take his own life, the raving ghost of a man filled with revenge takes over the body of a young man called Arnold. It builds a hotel which he named after his first love because it needed blood to keep it around much longer until it's able to take it's revenge. Would his plan be successful or would this vengeance-filled ghost be exorcised before it even has it's chance?. Find out in this blood-thrilling horror story.