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A young man, broke because of his ex-wife's betrayal, is given a system that will give him unimaginable wealth after he completes a series of trivial tasks. Jack Eldrone must endure immense heartache and shame when his ex-wife is crowned Businesswoman of the Year with the fortune she secretly took from him. Desperate, Jack contemplates giving up on a life of futility, when one day a mysterious man arrives with an offer he finds absurd... Travel to another world and become a special bodyguard! "If you complete the mission successfully, not only your ex-wife, but even the richest man in the country will bow down before you!" Will Jack refuse the offer? But if he does accept, will he be able to complete his mission?

Working as a taxi driver under the auspices of the Raouw Hale company, Elvano often gets insults from his own passengers because the clothes he wears look shabby or unfit for use anymore. Elvano has a heavy heart to leave his luxurious life because of his stepsister. All inheritance in his name goes back to Alvrins Vander. It wasn't enough just there, Elvano had to swallow a bitter pill because grandfather's money suddenly flowed into his personal account so he was accused of stealing. How is Elvano's next life story?

Planet Terra was a normal world, everyone lived a steady life where every country had been at peace for decades and was progressing steadily in Technology and Research advancement, not until a deep shockwave that traveled from space and time itself brought disaster to Planet Terra, where the existence of beast, monster, and demons from other plains started to invade the planet. From the disaster, the humans started to awaken their abilities and become a hunter they started to push the invaders to take back the cities and the countries themselves, and with the unity of each country, they started to travel the gates of the other plains. Huh, you’re a demon so what…. Ho, a demigod interesting.. You asked who I am?... I am the Supreme Hunter… Watch Raven, an F-rank hunter who will carve his name from the blood and bodies of his enemies, as he walked the path that even gods envied.

“GET YOUR FILTHY SELF OUT OF HERE OR I’M GOING TO MAKE SURE YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE YOUR LIFE!” Nora snarled as she threatened. Kai didn’t say anything as he turned his back on them as calmly as he could and walked out of the house with a bitter smile. “I WILL BE BACK.” __________ After putting his life on the line for his family, all Kai was met with was nothing but Accusation, betrayal, lack of trust and Exile. What they didn’t know is that the Kai that was exiled from their family was really the GOD OF WAR and HE’S BACK! He’s going to make them all pay for everything.

She slipped off the engagement ring, her voice cold. “You’ll never be the man I need,” she said, walking out and leaving me broken. Years later, as I stood successful and untouchable, she begged for my help. My heart ached, but I turned away. “You made your choice,” I whispered.

In the second part, the world is taken over by the vampires and the sun is behind the clouds as the vampires started the ice age and killed most of the humans and taken the rest for their food supply. When they come back to Earth to solve the energy problem, all they see is a destruction. Now their only way is to save themselves while Razela is after them every second. A thrilling story of the first vampires of past is set for the future. How to fix this? How to survive? Is there a way? The story of supernatural gods and goddesses will set fire on humanity and as the war and invasion continue, so does the hunt. The superpowers the vampires have is now burning like sun and kills everything on their way. And this is not the only timeline they aim to get. They will hunt the future. They will hunt every living being. They will hunt hopes, they will hunt love and faith. They will hunt whatever exists. Let this thrilling horrible journey set in motion while plans over plans are in continuum. This is an epic battle and it won't stop where it started.

Kevin Walker, a young man who was the son of a servant, was forced to get married with his master, Nira Smith, who was the Lady CEO of a multimillionaire company with a cold personality. As he was poor, he had to be harassed by his in-laws everyday. Even though Nira protected him we'll, sometimes she was also frustrated because of him. They were just a couple in name. Kevin on the other hand, was actually a house husband, who did everything from run errands to house chores. But in the end of the day, he still got the tag "useless". One day, Nira angrily told him, " How can you be like that? Don't you have any dignity? " Kevin was so unhappy that he left the house and suddenly a person came near him and bowed, "Young Master... "

After coming up with this amazing role playing adventure game idea, Eric Claus had an accident while he was going to pick up his daughter, Jodie from school, and it resulted in him entering into a coma, and also finding himself in a mystical world, exactly like the one he was creating for his game. On his quest to know how he got there and how to return to the real world, he realizes that he has actually entered his game world and now he has to survive every stage and challenge of this world in order to return home. So his fate of coming out of coma was in his hands, whether he lives or dies all lies in his ability to fight and survive the dangers of this world. Would he be able to survive and return to his beloved daughter?

A lone Dragon even after having the strongest ability of Void at his disposal can't escape the restrain of a Soul contract made by his ancestors to serve king, which made him slave of the Dragon King. But one day an opportunity presented itself in front of him. To finally set himself free from the contract that binds him. He took it, so that he can create a better future for himself and his loved once. However all his hopes tumbled down on him because king has destroyed everything that he held dear to his heart. Even killing him or so as king has thought. It is said that, when the night is darkest, that is when the star shines brightest and on that night Alex was given an opportunity to gain back everything he has lost, he was reincarnated as a Human. Join Alex on his adventure where he fight back against every odd and reach a territory uncharted by any Mortal or God and ascend to the Throne of Sovereignty. ~ From AKPOV ******************************************* PS: This novel will introduce more races like Humans, Demons, dwarves and Elves later. The initial chapters will focus on the life of MC as Dragon and some important historical event which has triggered the current scenario as well as important characters which will have huge impact on story later. By the end of Vol. 1 the cover of novel will make more sense therefore i request you to patiently read the first arc before judging the story. Disclaimer: Please Note that the novel cover is not owned by Author. Credit goes to respective Artist. A/N: If you wish to support author please visit ko-fi.com/akpov.

“You worthless piece of trash, do you think my daughter will marry you because of some stupid contract you have?” “I will advise you, leave now or my rich son-in-law will kick you out. He’s a warrant officer in the army, you wouldn’t dare to mess with him.” Scoffing, Ray replied. “Why would I be afraid of a mere warrant officer.” Meanwhile Ray is a five star general in the army, a rank far higher than that of a warrant officer. “Since you’ve chosen to dishonour our agreement. You will regret your actions soon!”