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In a world where Superheroes and Villains shape destiny, Arome Idu stands out- but not for his power. Born a prince, he is the only member of his royal bloodline to lack the fabled Star Lion ability, a gift that secures both throne and legacy. stripped of his birthright, Arome becomes a weapon for his kingdom, serving as a killer and child soldier. Haunted by a past of bloodshed, he abandons his homeland to forge a new path overseas, determined to outshine the cousin who claimed his throne, by managing the rise of a hero greater than any before. But fate has other plans. On the day of his pivotal interview, two A-Ranked Villians Attacked, leaving Arome dead. Yet death is not the end, but the spark of something greater! (You Have Unlocked Your Power: Total Cellular Regeneration and Awakened The Superhero Manager System!)

What if every bill you spend is actually a piece of your remaining breath? Axel Benjamin gains instant wealth through a biological parasite flowing in his blood, but without digital numbers or an hourglass counting down. In this brutal world, hard work is the only way to buy living time, while shortcuts mean accelerated death. When enemies from his childhood and other system holders begin hunting his life, Axel must choose between becoming a legend who dies young or surviving as an ordinary man who is truly free. The safety of those he loves is now collateral for a debt owed to a system that feeds on emotion. Axel has just realized that he never truly owned his own time, and now his heart has begun to beat to the wrong rhythm.

What comes after death? HE was ready to accept that he had lived a meaningless life as a sworn sword to another.... for another. HE was ready to accept that his life, which fell apart in the blink of an eye, and led him to tread through countless battlefields as a common footsoldier of no renown, was his sole accolade as he passed on. That was all there was to it. However... Death isn't the end. There is no time to rest. Another life awaits, and you have the privilege of choosing what you will be when you are reborn. But you work for it. You toil. You prove your worth. Whether the end goal is to become a Devil, an Angel, a Young Master, a Hero, a Giant, or a god. You bleed for it, in 'Prospect For Reincarnation'! --- Hello there! I will be posting this story on Royal Road under the name Shade Arjuun!

"In the past, the goddess wanted to protect all the children in the world. In the present, a little girl has sworn revenge amid tears of farewell. In the future, a young man will wish to live the next day, to see the innocent smile of his sisters..." The union of the three wishes, from different times and worlds, brings us to Andeavor. Reincarnated in a world dominated by the influence of the demon lord, Kurone Nakano, an ordinary young man, has been commissioned to be the "lolicon slayer", an unlikely hero with the sole purpose of protecting innocent smiles. However, as he comes into contact with people from that world, his mission becomes increasingly difficult. Church, nobles, heroes and demons become his enemies and all he has to survive the hard journey is a loli equipped with an M16A2. Grit your teeth! Pull the trigger! The season for hunting lolicons is open!

"Your mother-in-law already told me that you are a useless fool but seeing you now, I have to say that she was lenient with her words." Elvis, a wealthy billionaire left his father due to a feud to live a simple life, devoid of all the hate and hectic life of being rich. Married into an average family, he held his wife's company, Sonia to gradually rise to the top. But as she rose in fame, so did her scorn for him and soon, she decided to get a divorce, breaking every bond that they had between them. Right after this encounter, Elvis is kidnapped, and tearing his eyes open, his eyes meet with that of his father. "Son, the family needs you back." His father brewed out words that he never thought he was going to hear.

Everything begins with one word: "Karma." Good and evil—two sides that can never coexist. What you give will always return to you. When the world falls into chaos and ruin, Aron desires only one thing—to save the person he loves most. But every step he takes only leads to more suffering. Betrayal. Blood. Loss. Until the day the world brands him as a demon born from sin. And when all hope dies and darkness calls, a single question lingers in his heart: "If fate has cursed you, can you break it… even if it means drowning the world in blood?" This is the story of an ordinary man turning into the darkest shadow. A journey carved in scars, rage, and secrets so deep that even destiny tries to hide them. "Every destiny has a price. Are you willing to pay it with your soul?"

“YOU DISGUST ME! I no longer want to see your face again! EVER.” Elena declared, her voice firm, loud and clear. __________ For five years, Alexander Thorne gave up his medical career, his dreams, and nearly his life for Elena Max. Then he learned the truth: his CEO wife had never loved him. She had only kept him as a substitute for the man she truly wanted. So Alex did the one thing she never believed he could do. He signed the divorce papers, walked away from her empire, and returned to the life he had abandoned. This time, he’s going to make every single one who looked down on him bend their knees before him. No matter what.

“Who are you?” The Magnus asked with a sinister look on his face. The boy smiled, “maybe you have not heard about me” he paused for a while and studied the Magnus face, “I am Aeon, your new god of war”. From his own world,he was known as nerdy Aeon who just lived life carelessly. One day he is magically transferred to a different world which is totally different from his own and guess what??? Magic rules the land.. Now Aeon is bestowed with the gift of using all the seven levels of magic while the highest Magnus can only use level three. Aeon is hunted but Aeon has to win and save the world from this Magnus who is still finding it hard to believe this was the same boy he trained to a member of his army.

"It's over between us, Dylan, Don't you get it. I'm not in your class anymore..." "You're too broke for me. It's over..!!" Dylan was devastated after his four-year relationship ended abruptly. He couldn't help but think of all the efforts he had put in to make it work, only to be cheated on by his partner with a wealthy classmate. Dylan at his lowest received a notification from an unknown system. "Host detected!!" "Congratulations! You're the luckiest man among billions. You are chosen to be the Ultimate ruler of the infinite world!" "Initiating system pairing, paring begins!" "20% 50%...... 70% System paring according to host needs." "Analysis complete!!" "Transaction begins......" "Wow!! I'm definitely the most richest man in the world. I will repay all those that have hurt me!!"

"Jared's wife's family saw him as nothing more than a lowly orphan. But after inheriting a fortune from a stranger, Jared rises from rags to riches and starts paying back those who disrespected him with an army of people also thirsty for revenge called the one percent. With calculated moves and a thirst for revenge, Jared's wealth grows, and his enemies start to fall. He and the one percent is up against a deadly group of guru's called The vipers, But when a dark secret from his wife's past is uncovered, Jared is faced with a dilemma that could jeopardize everything he's worked so hard for. Will Jared choose revenge or redemption? Find out in 'The Heir of Redemption', the gripping urban novel that will leave you on the edge of your seat."