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Despised by his wife she asked for a divorce after bringing another man home into their bed. The heavens seem to roar in fury and when thunder struck his phone, a new app was installed. *Infinite Wealth App: Congratulations New User, let's begin your rise to glory!* *Ding! New car has been awarded!* *Ding! User's bank account has been credited!* *Ding! Property awarded to user!* *Ding! Complete tasks and receive massive rewards!* When his ex wife sees him rise, she falls to her knees in regret. Those who put him down wish they could turn back the hands of time.

In a world governed by the Soul-Code, your worth is determined by the rarity of the skill you manifest at sixteen. Vaxien Valerost manifests Rhythmic Respiration—a skill so common it is used by literal infants to stay alive. Labeled a Glitch and cast out by the elite Aurelian Academy, Vaxien is left for dead in the Shadow-Wastes. But Vaxien’s skill isn't a dead end; it is the foundation. He awakens the Nexus-Forge, a forbidden interface that allows him to dismantle trash skills and synthesize them into God-Tier Primaries. While the world’s elite rely on their stagnant, high-rank abilities, Vaxien is evolving. One breath at a time, he isn't just playing the game, he’s rewriting the source code of reality.

Despite being dedicated to his job for several years, Asher Parker, a master mechanic, continues to be looked down upon and mistreated. Asher is only paid below the minimum wage standard. As if fate truly hates him, Asher discovers that his girlfriend, who has been taking most of the money from his salary, has cheated on him and broken up with him. Amid his despair, Asher experienced something out of his mind. His life was about to change drastically. [RING!] [Do you want to accept the consortium system? Yes/No] [Open mission: spend all the money available to change your fate. Become a super urban man!]

The same robotic voice continues, "I repeat, after the long, loud beep comes to an end.This is an immediate need.At the government's request, the following message is sent.There is no test here.This nation or one of its allies has been the target of a nuclear attack.It's possible that nuclear warheads will arrive.The attack's scope, number of casualties, and location have not been determined.If there is a fallout shelter nearby, go there right away.Otherwise, please remain at home.You will receive additional information as soon as possible at the following frequency, 76.155/85.955 Megahertz.Keep your cool and wait for more instructions.This message will be heard again.The transmission terminates.The radio stops talking for a split second.The transmission then begins to repeat with a loud beep.

She was looking for the perfect spot to build her tent to sleep over for one night. And the place she found is surrounded by tall trees that the fireflies chose to rest. But a scent of Sandal wood mixed with mint entered her nostrils and make her knees become weak. Elijah Suarez, the college student who doesn't know that the half blood that flowing inside her veins is actually from werewolves is now experiencing her first ever blood heat. "Your scent, I like your scent." The voice from behind together with the thick scent that is now surrounding her entire body makes her mind blank. She saw a man with golden eyes, sweating all over his body and has a.. Tail?! Dwine Frost, A dominant alpha who are having his dangerous first ever rut inside the mountain thought he was going to die. Being a purebred werewolf who can't find his mate because of the so called soul link. If he experienced his first rut without his soul link mate, he's going to die. Two souls meet inside the mountain under the red blood moon. Helping each other to subdue their sexual desires, bodies become one while the fireflies dancing above them. There is one problem, Dwine Frost, after his rut. Actually can't remember what happened when he wakes up in the next morning. Only the scent of vanilla mixed with Rose and orange left in his body. Who was it? Who is the one who helped him to overcome his rut? No, rather. Who saved him?

Earth was unveiled as the arena for the 819th season of the Game of Gods. The city of Jakarta, where Freza lived, was immediately overrun by hundreds of Goblin Lords, and the air turned toxic (Survival Mode). A blue System screen appeared before everyone's eyes, commanding: “Survival Quest 1: Kill a Goblin within 3 hours or your heart will be crushed.” Many began to panic, searched for weapons, and died tragically. However, Freza sat calmly with a calculator. Instead of choosing the 'Warrior' or 'Mage' class, Freza found an optional "Report Policy Non-Compliance/Disclaimer" menu within a tiny (almost invisible) screen. He reported that the System violated Occupational Safety and Health (OSH) regulations, and the system was detected as flawed! The main server was thrown into a frenzy and temporarily classified Freza as an "Invulnerability Glitch" so that system laws would not overlap. Freza escaped death by exploiting a customer complaint. The System above refused to admit defeat to this weak human. To quietly "silence" him (so the Game Administrator's reputation wouldn't be ruined), the System assigned an intern NPC named QO-R15-KI (Qoriski) a Boss-level entity to descend to Earth under the guise of a "Personal Guide." The goal was to cause Freza to have an "accident" and restore the system's integrity. Instead of fighting him, Freza audited Qoriski’s working conditions, which included Mana point deductions for arriving late, a lack of Dimensional Social Security, and working well beyond normal hours. Rather than killing each other, Freza invited Qoriski to be his lawyer and founded the "Doom Collection Agency." A hilarious and epic dynamic began (Action-Comedy). They traveled through various Dungeons. While typical Hunters arrived to destroy the Boss Core, Qoriski would kick down the door while screaming: "YOUR ASSETS ARE FROZEN!"

A young man, broke because of his ex-wife's betrayal, is given a system that will give him unimaginable wealth after he completes a series of trivial tasks. Jack Eldrone must endure immense heartache and shame when his ex-wife is crowned Businesswoman of the Year with the fortune she secretly took from him. Desperate, Jack contemplates giving up on a life of futility, when one day a mysterious man arrives with an offer he finds absurd... Travel to another world and become a special bodyguard! "If you complete the mission successfully, not only your ex-wife, but even the richest man in the country will bow down before you!" Will Jack refuse the offer? But if he does accept, will he be able to complete his mission?

Austin's life was almost on the brink of death before a foreign wealth money system appeared on his head. Expelled from his family, cheated on by his wife, treated as trash at his job, and belittled for being a son-in-law with an office boy job and mansion maid for a conglomerate family, Austin had the worst life ever. When all that happens, Austin turns life around and makes a fortune at the snap of his fingers. Then Austin meets Rudolf, a famous trillionaire, who secretly asks him to run a business together. Austin prepares to pay for the treatment of the people who underestimate him behind the disguise. [Ding! Welcome to the multi-income billionaire system, User!] [You have received a remittance of USD 50,000,000 in your account]

A transmigrator successfully returned to his previous world, but he is no longer welcome on earth. Purgers appear to exterminate all returnees! The hard work of those who sought a peaceful life in return was rewarded by being hunted upon their return to Earth! Gaige Feryuson, however, not only endured the fate of being hunted but also ultimately turned into a purger who will purge the returnees—his friends. Ding! [System transfer complete!] Ding! [Bullet extraction complete!] Ding! [Regeneration complete!] Ding! [System Requirement: Eat transmigrators' souls (5/5)] [System bound!] [Congratulations! New host of the Purger system!] [Welcome back to Earth! Your journey to purging begins!] "I… I ate my friends?" Will transmigrators be able to live the peaceful life they deserve?

'Get your life upgraded, and I will come back to you, Miles. I can't be with a man that can't pay my bills. You are nothing, but a lowlife churchrat' Miles Greyson thought it was all over for him when his girlfriend of years whom he could move the world for, betrayed him. He was going to brood over it, but getting an alert of a hundred billion dollars with an invite to meet the manager of the biggest tech company in the country was all it took for him to get over his girlfriend as his life took a new turn. Watch how Miles made them all regret ever treating him like a piece of trash. How did Miles inevitably rose to power? It's a mystery and secret you would be curious to know about...