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Once upon a time, there was a planet named Earth. 950 years ago, while this planet was in war with an alien race, a ship named Admiral Uzake was taking supplies to the Moon bases. This was its last journey but not a single soul knew that at the time. As the ship was under heavy attack, something unknown happened and it found itself on a new world later was going to be known as Liumira. The Green Land. The planet had a magical energy and had the most powerful forces. So began the journey of those people. But their destiny was written in a negative way for starter. 950 years after the war, this planet has bloomed and got many things. Mages, talented beings, energetic beings and still the same beings as human species named Vietal. But there is a war coming. A war that will change the faith of the universe. The war between the Masters and the Builders that is ongoing for millions of years. Once again, the faith of two irrelevant worlds will unite and the future will be written from the past, the present and the future itself. A virus that is spread to all over the universe to find that special energy finds a way to Liumira and also Earth. The war that was behind the dimensions will infect this dimension as well. But nothing is how it seems to be. This is an epic journey of super powers, gods and low level beings in the evolution scale. Sit tight and let this visually rich story take you to a journey that is different from anything you have ever seen.

Eren grew despising the power those who claimed to protect his world possessed, later hating its wielders when he found out they were responsible for his mother's death. But when he is given the very power he detested with a chance to bring down the forces responsible for his mother's demise, will Eren stay true to his hate and anger or will he grow to love the very world he had sworn to destroy? **** [System alert: You have died!] [System alert: Your blood has been absorbed!] [Blood refining in process] [Blood refining halted!] [You have entered the Dream state - Welcome Eren]

How would you feel, if you can cross the borders between worlds by sleeping for the night? Would you enjoy the experience, or would you try your best so that it would never happen again? Is it a blessing or a curse? This is the story of Xaviel Mobius, an 18-year-old University Student, who was transported to another world after his failed experiment. Every time he sleeps, he is transported to a fantasy world of sword and magic. It all started as his way of taking a vacation from reality, but a series of events suddenly raises the stakes to a live-or-die situation. Instagram:overknighthero

The poor Zachary and Celestine have been married for three years, yet he receives nothing but insult and maltreatment from her noble family. Instead, he had to work as one of the houseboys. Even so, they still believed that he didn't deserve to be Celestine's husband. But his love for his first love, despite his world turning upside down, he didn't care. Love is blind as they say! Pride dominated him, believing he would be more happy and satisfied as long as she was with him. But did everything happen as he wished? The answer is a BIG NO. Until a divorce paper was slapped to his face, realizing that the one-of-a-kind love story he believed existed was nothing but a product of his profound imagination. All his faith, hope, and love were shattered into unrepairable pieces, he ran away from his endless nightmares and made an irrevocable deal with the second wealthiest and most influential person in the country - his father. One week later, fate befell him when he and Celestine's paths cross for the second time. This time, he was determined to get his revenge. But what would happen if the woman he wanted to bury in the ground lost her memories by accident and everything left was the good memories they shared together? Back to the days when they were madly in love with each other. Will he succeed in taking over Celestine's company? Or will he mend his broken heart and learn to forgive and move on?

I hated being locked up like a damsel in distress. Like I was some princess that needed constant protection, but deep down I was grateful. I was still struggling to summon my powers, so if I was attacked alone I would be defenseless. I understood why Valerian wanted me to stay confined within the walls of our home since there was a protection spell suffocating the entire atmosphere that surrounded it. But I was so bored. Valerian was not there to take me out and keep me occupied with his cocky smiles and quirky comments. The only thing I could think to do to pass the time was to take a stroll around the castle grounds. I exited out into the courtyard and walked past the beautiful wooden benches and vibrant trees. Roses of every colour confiscated the grounds and it was like I was walking through a rainbow. My fingertips caressed the petals and I inhaled the sweet scent of their exquisiteness as I walked through the trails. I was so mesmerized by the area that I didn’t realize where I was going. I gasped as I reached for the next rose in my path, and it crumbled from my touch. The rest of the walkway was filled with black and decayed roses that tumbled to the ground like ash from a horrible wildfire. My frightened eyes glared out into the distance as I realized the dead flowers led to a shadowy tunnel made from black brick. A sign barely dangling from a broken chain at the top of the entrance read ‘dungeon.’ My body cringed at the sight. This was the dark side of Valerian that I knew and wanted to avoid as much as possible.

Losing his scholarship to the girl he had done so much for, Zachary felt betrayed and dejected. And to think that he was planning to ask Emily out on their graduation day only to get the shock of his life. Emily had connived with her father and the principal and took away the only hope he had for going to College. Zachary decided to work hard for years and save up some money that would see him through school, only for him to use all of his savings to treat his grandfather's illness. Despite spending all the money he had, Grandpa Nathan's illness still persisted and so he needed a surgery. Fortunately for Zachary, an old man came just in time to pay for the surgery. Zachary soon found out that the Man was Kelvin Paddington, the richest man in Texas. And also his grandfather who gave him most of his wealth. He also found out that his father took advantage of his mum and abandoned her with child. Will he be able to forgive his father and those who offended him? Find out in "The deprived orphan who became a billionaire."

What happens when an ordinary teen beats the god of games without knowing it? Corey Feldman is an eighteen year old gamer. His final year of high school started with a huge bang when he's challenged by a masked player for his title as best gamer, in one of his favorite game. Corey wins the game easily, and notices that the player logged off without a word. Feeling unbothered Corey had no idea he had just beaten a sentient deity at a game, and the god did not like that. When a new game comes out, stealing the eyes and hearts of all the children in his small town, Corey feels compelled to play it. The game is called the lock keeper, and the moment he plugged it in, he died. Now reborn inside the game, at level zero with a god given ability, Corey is challenged once again by the deity. “Level up, and make your way to the final round, there we will fight for the ultimate title. If you win, I will relinquish my abilities and status to you, if you don't. You better hope you win, Corey." The eerie voice bite out. Corey isn't one to back down from a challenge, but he's never actually played a game in full person. Taking actual damages and all. Can Corey outsmart the lock keeper and become the new god of games? Or will he suffer the same fate as the others who tried? Read to find out. This is a video game harem. Each chapter is a new level. I just have one question, can you survive the lock keeper?

Welcome to Roshniar Roshniar is a seemingly ordinary world, with a bloody history... like all worlds that bear the fruit of life... Indeed it is ordinary save, for its one paculiarity... Roshniar is a world that has known the touch of the gods, or so all Roshnians would have you believe... Believe in their gods if you will, or not... it matters not... For the day of change has come, in a different way from the ancient rights... None could have been prepared for the day on which the Titanic God set his gaze upon their world... Welcome to Roshniar! A world in which the apocalypse has arrived... Great change awaits those who walk these lands where our journey begins... And perhaps even their views of the gods will change forever... But that's a thought for another day... --- A/N: To all who join this is a High-Fantasy so buckle up for a long journey filled with world building and locations across the land and stars... and many a place you cannot yet fathom, if you aren't a fan of world building than this probably isn't the place for you, , it's going to be a long road and I hope to guide many a reader along this path filled with many a twist and turn. And once more: Welcome to Roshniar!

Aldric has always been the target for bullies because of his body and because of being poor. While being bullied in their classroom a magic circle appeared and together with his classmates, Aldric got summoned by a Queen to another world and just when he thought that his life will be finally better, his status window revealed that he is only level 1 while his classmates were all heroes. His classmates bullied him for being the weakest, and the Queen disposed of him and sent him to a barren land filled with monsters to die. Just when he thought his life was over. A translucent appears before him. [You have successfully recruited 10 Goblins in your small Kingdom. You have gained 1,000,000,000,000!] [You have successfully had an elf as your wife! You have gained 1,000,000,000,000!]

Come to know a game, where you battle new, unknown beasts, struggle in fights against New opponents, work on your character like oneself and see who shall reach the top level, your favorite fighter or your opponents, unknown to all. Apart from this a game that professional has to value. Top player level-100? No Top player level 1! And what is it to be beyond that! Players will realize the true worth of being higher level, above 1 the power of Minus Zero will soon lay in our hands.