DEFILEMENT OF COSMIC

Chapter One- Insecticide Trend!

Grrh...! Grrrh….!! Bam!!

            Min smashes her alarm clock for the 5th time this week, she groans, unwilling to wake up but remembers she has morning duty today, so she shoots up and starts preparing for school.

'Damn, that would have been my phone being smashed' She said, sighing in relief.

She hastily boils water for a cup of ramen while preparing,

After wolfing down her food she leaves in a rush quickly closing her door.

'Sup, the name's Dabin Min and am all alone as you can see, nope I don't live apart (like living apart from parents and stuff), although I imagine if I had parents I'll by long be living apart since by now they'll throw me out the moment I reach 13-15 without a second thought.

Ahem!, I live in my late mother's house and as I'm not of age to legally own the properties left by my mother so she left it under her lawyer until I come of age, nevertheless she did leave a lot of money for me to use.

My mum's lawyer (although close don't wanna call him brother since it feels weird), always update my credit card,

Of course that's after bossing me around and questioning me, that's why to avoid annoyance I just got a job for myself.

I have ink-like black hair, round dark-brown eyes, red lips and give off the feeling of a cute, naïve kid although my voice is deep alto and somewhat tenor-like, age fifteen years.

After elementary and middle school, I've decided to get a scholarship for studying in high school (just because and am kinda smart too), use my inheritance to open a business, live lazily ever after with my adopted kids, 'cause i'm definitely not interested in romance.'

"Min, could you tell us why you're dozing off over there?" A seemingly annoyed teacher reprimands min.

"Sorry" Looks up unblinkingly with huge round eyes and pouty lips "I was just feeling a bit sleepy~"

'Damn, this kid's cute and she knows how to use it'  The teacher thought helplessly

''Sigh, try not to disturb the class again and listen''

'' yes ma'am"

The teacher faced her front, but Min's pitiful expression suddenly morphs to that of mischievousness as she smirks and opens her bag.

Suddenly, a boy starts shouting and itching his entire body, everyone steps away from him and shows surprised expressions including min,

Before the teacher could ask what was happening, a girl screamed while pointing at crawling insects of different types that suddenly appeared as if out of thin air, it turns out ants crawled into the boy's clothes.

The teacher was horrified especially when she even saw an Arizona bark scorpion and she hurriedly drove out the kids from the classroom, sent the unlucky boy to the infirmary and rushed to report the matter to the school management.

And just like that class ended for their class, the students were shocked and didn't know how to react excluding min who had already taken her bag and was nowhere to be found.

In a restaurant sat min laughing her ass off sitting with a platinum blonde having blue eyes and a red hair with green eyes,

Female and Male respectively,

The former was sitting at her left while the latter at her right.

The girl had a frown on her face while looking at her two friends, while the boy was stifling a laugh.

"Oh come on Claire, no one got hurt and the only one who may or may not have gotten hurt is that jerk, and everyone hates him, I was bored and needed something fun, besides we got 3 days off from school and.... You've gotta admit that was hella funny, even dong agrees, come on ~"

"Where should I start…., you don't do that kind of thing 'cause you're bored, not only did you put a bunch of ants on an innocent boy's bo….."

''He's a bully" Dong interrupts her

''He's still human! and listen, you also added a poisonous scorpion...…"

It was now min's turn to interrupt her

"But no one got hurt"

"LISTEN." Seeing Claire looking pretty annoyed from their continuous interruption, they both shut up.

Satisfied with their calmness, Claire continued

"It's no good Min, what if the scorpion mistakenly bit someone?"

"I had insecticide in my bag"

"Aaah! You're not getting it min!"

"How am I supposed to get it? Eh mom?"

"Forget it Claire, you know how stubborn min is"

This is my mother-like friend Claire Fredrick, an American, she lives in Korea with her grandma and visits her parents once in a while.

Dong Yang, Korean, acts like some prince but is fun to hang out with.

And oh! I'll tell you a secret, these two morons like each other but won't admit it, talk more of confessing, don't worry I won't tell you about their 'game of love', even I don't have time for them, well whatevs.

No matter how Claire told Min she didn't think the prank she played in class was bad, knowing how stubborn she (M) could be, she (C) shut up but was highly pissed off and it could practically be seen on her face, until when min promised to make pork cutlet with rice did she cool off a little but not after another round of cautioning min.

By the time school started again, half of the class were with pesticides and were very vigilante, this made min nearly howl in laughter while in class,

But she managed to hold it in but later she couldn't hold it and cracked up in the cafeteria.

Claire who had been cautioning her since yesterday: hmmmmm

Dong had to coax her so as to not smash a cup at min's face, while min who was abnormally aware of danger stealthily escaped from her side.

The school management didn't find how the insects suddenly attacked, no matter how many times they checked the CCTV, min being the genius she was, did it so well, there wasn't a single trace.

Even Sherlock Holmes would be at a loss if the case was presented to him, talk more of the school management.

As a precaution the school management gave each classes packet of insecticides and after hearing about what happened in min's class nearly all the students brought their own insecticides to school,

It was so much that parents had to ask what happened, after the students explained the situation, the parents surprisingly didn't pull out of the school but instead helped in donating packets of insecticides to the school!

Which the school shared to the whole school, both students and staff got the 'package' and thus the new trend of insecticides began at the school.

Claire was so speechless she didn't pay attention to min that was laughing like insane, dong on his own was stunned as how efficient min's prank could be.

In the end min only said while gasping for breath after laughing like a screwed mental

''At least we don't need to buy insecticides again, be happy guys, cash was saved!" (≧0≦)

Claire and Dong: ...my friend is so shameless.

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