Idiot Box Comedy Club

Three months to live. Zero mana. One desperate lie. **That's how I became the most wanted man in Neo-Tokyo.** I told an assassin my body was "overflowing with Yang Energy." She blushed instead of shooting. I told an S-Rank Hunter her sword technique was "stiff because she's sexually repressed." She destroyed a mountain and swore eternal loyalty. I told a Succubus Queen I was "too powerful to be charmed." She became my maid. Now the is forcing me to maintain this ridiculous persona: **EXTERNAL:** "Kneel. You're not worthy of my touch." **INTERNAL:** *Oh god, if she squeezes my hand she'll break my wrist.* Every woman who desires me generates Desire Points. Lose their faith? I die. The Detective thinks I'm a criminal mastermind. The Heiress thinks I'm a caged god. My Disciple thinks my trembling is "restrained divine power." **They're all wrong. I'm just a dying scammer who weaponized charisma.** But here's the twist: The more they believe the lie... the more real it becomes. **[Warning: Contains Comedy, Face-Slapping, Steamy Mana Transfer, and a Protagonist Who Refuses to Break Character Even When Terrified]**

"I can't marry you, Benjamin." Emily said, staring at the small box in front of her with cold eyes. She had not expected him to go this far. Getting married to him was going overboard for her. *** Not all that glitters is gold, and Benjamin Moore is a man who understands this perfectly. Benjamin Moore is a man of principles, humility and a strong sense of protectiveness towards the ones he loves, he is willing to go the extra mile no matter what it costs him. Born rich, Benjamin pretends to live a humble life, in order to hide away from the shadows of a life he would rather not associate with. But his decision costs him the woman he loves and has been with for several years. However, everything changes when his mother's deteriorating health demands more than just a minor sacrifice. Pulling not just him back into the world he had barely escaped, but his loved ones as well. Now Benjamin must make a decision to save three things; his family's legacy, his mother, or the woman who broke his heart.

They took his name. They took his inheritance. They left him for dead in the gutters of Montenegro. Ten years later, Viktor Volkov is no longer the boy who cried for mercy, he is the man who dictates it. Returning to the city that spat him out, Viktor isn't just looking for a seat at the table; he’s coming to burn it down and build a throne from the ashes. Armed with a mind honed for precision and cruelty, he begins his ascent through the ranks of the Volkov Syndicate. But in a world where loyalty is a currency and betrayal is the tax, Viktor must decide how much of his humanity he’s willing to trade for total absolute dominion. The crown is heavy, but the blood on his hands is heavier.

Luca Blackthorn lives on the edge of two worlds, the human and the monstrous. Cursed with a power that can devour him from within, he struggles to control the beast that lurks beneath his skin. When Emilio, a ruthless mafia lord with a blood stained empire, resurfaces, Luca faces an enemy who will stop at nothing to destroy him. Enter Grace Veyre, a lethal and unpredictable force from Emilio’s past. Once trained as his elite enforcer, she knows the darkness better than anyone and carries secrets that could either save or doom them both. Forced together by circumstance and survival, Luca and Grace navigate ambushes, betrayal, and relentless enemies, learning to trust each other in the shadows. Every encounter is a test of skill and will, every decision a gamble with life and death. As the body count rises and Emilio’s schemes tighten like a noose, Luca must master his curse, and Grace must confront her past before it destroys everything. In a city of fire, blood, and deceit, loyalty is fleeting, danger is constant, and only those who can fight together,and trust the untrustable, can survive.

In a world where everyone gained a superpower to survive the apocalypse, Kaelion Vexaris was dealt the worst hand: a system that only triggers upon his death. To the world, he is a 'Weak-Tier' survivor, but to himself, he is a man constantly seeking the sweet release of a productive demise. Everything changes when Nyvara Evermist, a powerful and mysterious elite, witnesses his resurrection. Now, Kaelion must navigate a world of monsters and traitors while dealing with a woman who is determined to keep him alive—even if he has to die to save them all.

Dare, A Nigerian whose educational and normal life was a mess, a poor fellow, with a sick mother, met a Billionaire online. He couldn't chat with her because he was a reserved person and the billionaire wanted him to reveal his dick pic. He shared his login details of the dating app with his friend who was open and carefree. But the friend betrayed him. Instead of working for him as they had agreed, his best friend stole the opportunity and traveled out of the country to meet the billionaire. Dare has a rich uncle who hasn't be there for his mother and him. But the uncle out of the blue showed up to help him. Dare thought of that as an opportunity to fly out of his country to search for the betrayer. He left for California with the aim of going to the Billionaire's house and ratting his friend out. But seeing the woman's daughter he fell for . Love at first sight.  So, his motive changed. The Billionaire woman, getting to know the true nature of his friend kicked the friend out and took him, Dare, in. But Dare doesn't really like the woman, he only wanted to stay with her because of her daughter. But the daughter doesn't like him, because she thought he was a gold digger who wanted to take his mother's properties. Now, he needs to devise a plan... A plan to convince the daughter, come clean with the mother and marry the daughter. His one month intention of staying in California is now prolonged. The fear of his mother about to come to pass.Disclaimer: This is no racist, sexiest or AROUSAL OF ANY SORT OF UPRISING. The work is based on true events and looks to deliver it with humor and reality.

When two civilizations clash with each other, a college student who was at the very front among his peers in his study experienced something he would never have thought of in his wildest dreams. After his second death, he returned to the place where he should have been but everything was unfamiliar to him. Not to mention, his way of using his new power makes him caught up in war he would never have expected. Would he be able to adapt in the new world or shall he be swallowed by it? And would he be able to uncover the truth of the invasion to his planet and deal with those who wished him harm from the underworld organization?

After the first evolution occurred, some humans gained unique skills that ordinary people could only dream of, some people could turn to creatures, some could turn invisible, while others could light a cigarette, the government discovered that the normal police and secret forces couldn't combat some individuals and organizations again so they put together a team of highly trained personnel with special abilities to take care of such threats, they called them 'Taskforce SpongeBob'.

Betrayed by his girlfriend and humiliated by a wealthy heir, Justin, who had come to the big city to study alone, experienced yet again the importance of money. Just as he reached the depths of despair, he heard... Super Rich System: "Master, please use money to beat her face swollen!" Super Rich System: "Master, your task is to spend ten million dollars within two hours!" ...

When the enveloping darkness ends, it is also the time when the door of light will open. However, when passing through that door, the intense red light unveils the brutality; the dawn of the apocalypse just has only one the continuous flow of fresh blood signaling an impending doom. It all started when Hubert Wang, bored with his life, decided to buy the virtual reality game “Zombie World” from a mysterious man on the street. When he opened the game, a few specific words echoed in his ears. “From now on, 36 billion people will have to fight with you... Please be ready for the battle!” Thirty-six billion people, who will be the one to bring a new ray of hope to all of humanity from the land of the dead? Can Hubert Wang redeem himself for the mistake he made?