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Killed by the Demon god and its vassals Demon lords, Ainz was reborn as a baby. With the second chance given to him by the Book of Law that caused his Rebirth, he will protect his family and friends from harm. Armed with a thousand years of knowledge, he will rise to the top and save the kingdom from its enemies. Wielding the Martial Primordial Technique, he would become the greatest! Also training his friends in the cultivation path, they became figures that were not being trifled with.

in a world where both Elementals and Humans existed. Demons have long hindered the rise of a true Elemental god king. The Night family have produced heirs who have been continually killed and prevented from uniting the Elemental Kingdoms and saving them from extinction. This story portrays the rise of the first True god King of the Night family, He is going to challenge Hades in hell and the gods in the god realm. He is going to reign supreme...

One day, every human on earth was given a class and gained abilities. People gained levels and stats ; like strength and agility. Will Chamberlain ; a sixteen-year old ; was given the class Water Mister. He had the ability to freely control water. An ability ability that had more than meets the eye. At the same time, mysterious structures called dungeons showed up all around the world. Demons escaped from them and attacked mankind. Those who conquered these dungeons were rewarded with power beyond their wildest dreams. This was not easy as the dungeons were filled with many dangers. Will decided to enter a dungeon. His power... Water His weapon... A rusty katana His aim... The path to immortality His destiny... To conquer the Dao of the sword. Join Will as he fights to build his own empire, in a world plagued with demons, dungeons and much more mysterious phenomenon.

[Congratulations Virgin Eliot!] [You have met all the requirements to qualify for the ONE inheritance!] [You have received the ONE bloodline: Evolutionist!] [You have unlocked the ONE innate bloodline ability: Infinite Evolution!] [Your starting point has been decided!] [Congratulations! You have been reincarnated as a virus!] … [Current Location: Belly of a Salmon] [WARNING! Your presence has been detected and anti-viral enzymes are currently being deployed against you.] “…!” “What in the name of all mother*cking strippers?” Virgin Eliot was flabbergasted. Eliot, the personal assistant to the greatest evolutionary scientist that ever lived has died due to his teacher’s radical experiments only to find himself reincarnated in a new world as a virus. ‘State the Darwin theory of evolution!’ He heard. Unsurprisingly, his teacher’s spirit and goal followed him to the new world. Here, discovering that fantastical elements like reincarnation and infinite evolution were real, Eliot decides to embark on a journey of self-discovery. A journey to answer all the questions that he had on his reincarnation. ‘Let’s see, by the time I evolve 10 times, 100 times, a thousand times…,’ He grinned. ‘I bet I’ll get the answers to all my questions by then’. Follow Eliot on his epic journey through the world of Utopia as he evolves into countless unique beasts, meeting a plethora of adventure along the line.

Why are some more privileged than others? Why do others have easier lives as compared to others? Why do some people struggle and toil while others have life handed to them on silver platter? Right from the start, Memphis had it rough on Earth. From the death of his parents and siblings, his loneliness and also his eventual death. Life didn't treat him fairly and everyday was war and trouble for him. After his death, Memphis is given a second chance by the goddess Daphne as she had pity for him and his plight back on earth. Thus, Memphis reincarnated, this time not as a loser or nobody but rather as a favoured son of heaven, a true genius and powerful entity with his sword piercing the skies! Talent? I'm a prodigy! Awesomeness? I'm its daddy! Luck? You might as well call me Luck's lover! Join Memphis on his journey then and watch him make the entire multiverse his! Right from the world of Balvan to the ends of the cosmos! Please if you like my book or have any suggestions, you can send me comments or rate me. Thank you.

Anna Moore summoned 10 hefty bodyguards to surround him."You're only a bastard that bore the legacy up until Simon Costa's death! Go on your knees before I break your bones!" ___Once heir to the prominent Costa family, Wayne lost his parents and became a live in son-in-law to the Moores, bullied and ridiculed by virtually everyone he came across.He disappeared for four years, and seemingly returned as a lowly mechanic.But. . . Things do not always seem as they appear.Glaring maliciously at his enemies, he swore. "I'll make them pay for murdering my parents. Yes! And right under their noses, a bastard would rule the empire!"

Kibe Takayuki is a mob character, who has no interesting events in his life besides his life of... degeneracy. He notices the world is filled with main characters of their own stories. He begins to notice this and takes action immediately. Watch how this comedy parody shows how one deals(degenerately) with it.

Harith is a poor college student who is murdered in cold blood by some bandits. Fortunately he's given a second chance and he reincarnated in a magic filled world and with a new name. Determined to not be as useless as he was in his previous life, Harith makes a vow and starts his journey to become the most powerful being ever.

The world today has long changed. Zombies roamed the land, and mutated beasts and plants showed their might at every turn. For a moment, all hope seems lost, until a few humans fall into deep comas, waking up with extraordinary abilities.  Such people were called Awakened Humans   From then on, humanity once again took center stage, fighting to maintain its position above all beings. Millions of years later, the world is still in an apocalyptic era, though in a far better state than before.  Gray Ravenleaf, a young orphan boy living in the lowest sector finds himself powerless against fate.  He has the worst talents the world has ever seen. But just when he thought he stood no chance of rising to the top, he suddenly awakens an Ace Apocalypse Survival System that gives him the confidence and godly strength to rise to the top.  Since then, Gray left his name in the history books as humanity's strongest Awakener!

Naoto gets an opportunity by the goddess to save the world he must choose an heirloom or power. But naoto's answer took the goddess by surprise. Because Naoto didn't choose between the two, he choose a woman who was none other than the goddess her self. What's next for Naoto story'? Where he must defeat a demon king whose whereabouts are still unknown plus he also has to fight the goddess of darkness and her witches.