You're So Old Jokes

Leon’s life was miserable. He finds out he has lung cancer, was fired from his work, and was cheated by his wife. He was nowhere to go, even his savings were gone. He was beaten by the gangsters, his eyes were closed, near to death. However, he was saved, and woke up at the hospital only to find out he was already cancer free. It was like a miracle being perfectly fine and healthy in just a blink of an eye! “Finally, I found you, my young master.” A mysterious old man appeared out of nowhere. How can he live his new life?

Sabito Dimon has always been at the bottom—broke, bullied, and barely scraping by in high school. But when a group of rich kids beat him senseless and tossed him into a lake, they unknowingly awakened something inside him. Now, with a mysterious system of granting high-stakes natural abilities, Sabito has a second chance. A chance to rise above his past, ace the toughest exams, and turn the tables on those who once bullied him!

Leander and Camila had been in a sensual relationship for almost a year, despite Camila's discomfort with his poor lifestyle. Eventually, she saw an opportunity to break free when Rex, a rich campus heartthrob, proposed to her on her 19th birthday with an extravagant gift package. Though she never planned to ditch Leander, she realized that he wasn’t the right person to help her achieve her goals and dreams of success. You might think the easiest way to end the relationship would be for Camila to tell Leander she was no longer interested. But it didn't happen that way. Instead, she accepted Rex's proposal and lashed out at Leander with a barrage of insults. The story didn't end there. Camila and the rich guy went to shocking lengths to frame Leander for fraud. As if that weren't enough, Leander was unfairly expelled from the university. Well, this is just the tip of the iceberg. You won't believe what happens next. Watch out for the shocking twists and turns as we find out if, and how, Leander Goldstein makes his dramatic return.

My wife gave our final piece of meat to her secret lover while I stood freezing in a sixty-below-zero blizzard. The man who had cast aside everything to keep them alive was now a joke, a useless son-in-law left to perish in the cold. They were never aware of the truth. I had been the secret heir to the most powerful family in the city. I had thrown it all away for her. Mocked by my in-laws and treated as a servant, I still believed she loved me. Until the Cold Apocalypse occurred. The world froze, monsters came out, and civilization collapsed. My devotion to blindness brought me a miserable, frozen death. But death wasn‘t the end. It was three days before the end of the world when I finally opened my eyes. This time, the obedient husband is gone, replaced by something much worse. The Chimera King System has loaded. When I carried the carapaces of mutated monsters, I absorbed their DNA and the strength that comes with it. This time, I will not plead. I will not give. I will not love blindly. My wife and her lover believe they will be able to use me once more when the ice thaws. They’re wrong. This time... I will make sure they freeze.

Adam was a son-in-law of the Jones family. Not only was he humiliated, but he was practically turned into a slave of the family. Due to the love he had for his wife, he was enduring all the humiliations until he caught his wife cheating on him, on their two years wedding anniversary night. He was shattered and heartbroken. Clara didn't feel remorseful but served him a divorce letter and wouldn't stop bragging about how wealthy her new boyfriend was. Not only that, Clara's new boyfriend, Felix, also slapped Adam and offered him money, if he would lick his feet and beg for forgiveness, not knowing Adam was a Prince, who hid his identity just to find a true love. Watch how he takes revenge on his wife's family and those that humiliated him in the past. “Forgive us, Your Highness” They apologized, but it was already late.

Noah Bennett was born to inherit Bennett Global Group, a powerful multi-billion-dollar empire built by his father from nothing. But in his first life, Noah wasted everything. Blinded by love and arrogance, he ignored his father’s warnings, pushed away the people who truly cared for him, and let others use his name, wealth, and influence to tear his family apart. By the time he realized the truth, Bennett Global had collapsed, his father was dead, his body was broken, and his name had become a joke to the world. As Noah lay dying, a mysterious system awakened. [Final rating: Pathetic.] Then he opened his eyes in the past. This time, Noah refuses to repeat the same mistakes. He will not kneel for false love. He will not ignore his father. He will not inherit an empire he does not deserve. Starting from the lowest level inside Bennett Global, Noah begins fighting to protect the company before its first major collapse point: the Westbridge Development Contract. But the deeper he digs, the clearer it becomes that his downfall was never caused by one woman alone. Someone has been moving in the shadows. Someone inside Bennett Global is opening doors for the enemy. And the woman Noah once rejected, Astrid Montgomery, may be the only person who saw the truth before he did. In his last life, Noah Bennett died as a foolish heir who lost everything. In this life, he will earn his empire, expose every traitor, and make sure no one uses him twice.

Cielo repeated his life, but this time, he is the contractor of his clan’s guardian beast—the formidable Black Serpent! With his newly gained God’s Eyes, will he be able to stop his grueling fate? With his newly gained guardian beast, will he be able to save his family whom he failed to protect in the first timeline? “The dark side of humanity created the greatest monster the world has ever seen, and he is Young Master Cielo Regalia.”

Romeo is looked down upon and often bullied by his peers. Until an incident forces him to return to his old life. He's not just another student, he's a martial arts expert, a medic and an heir.  In his life of secrets, he will get what he wants.

“Deucalion stop! you don’t have to do this, it’s me you want” yelled Bobby as Deucalion raised his claw into the air and almost rips Charlie throat. “So now the almighty Bobby Thompson begs, is it because he is your son? was my son not worth it?” look me in the eye and answer me! roared Deucalion. Looking defeated, Bobby stood up “he crossed the line Deucalion you know that he involved people who weren’t involved in this, my daughter! And I didn’t kill him.” Deucalion now surprised, itching “who then killed Steele?” he asked Deucalion still strangling Charlie who was almost unconscious now. “Well, I suppose it will be me”, an unknown figure walked from the darkness into the light. “I am not your enemy here, I am just a necessary tool that will help you to achieve your revenge against your enemy, so do you want avenge your son or do what is right?” he said as he looked at them grinning.

Betrayed by his trusted General and a Vice President revealed as a traitor, Project Agent Gabriel Jones of the US Army found himself marooned in a world of fantasy. As he clutched his voice message terminal, the President's final words crackled through: "Gabriel, it's over! They've taken the White House. If you're still out there, for God's sake, get back here! We need you!" Can he fight his way through this alien nightmare and return to a shattered America, or will he perish in the grip of this new world?