You're So Old Jokes

John Whitaker had nothing but his name—just a plain, useless name in a world ruled by money, influence, and cold-hearted power. He was the unwanted son-in-law of the Prestwick dynasty; an empire worth hundreds of billions. His marriage to Eleanor Prestwick was a shameful secret, something the Prestwick family pretended never happened, and whenever they had to acknowledge it, they reminded everyone that John was the charity case Eleanor brought home from a job internship in a poor neighborhood out of pity. They called him a parasite. They treated him like a stray dog that refused to leave. They spat on his dignity, sneered at his dreams, and sneered even louder when his mother was diagnosed with stage four pancreatic cancer. When he begged for help on his knees, in tears, in public; they laughed. John almost lost his will to live. But fate has a way of rewarding the broken. That very night, when he had no place to sleep, and his mother was on the brink of death in a public hospital ward stinking of poverty and pain, a letter arrived. An inheritance. John Whitaker was not who he thought he was. He was the sole blood heir to the late Howard Ravenshore, the secretive trillionaire who had disappeared from the global stage ten years ago. A man with holdings in every continent, silent power over more than forty governments, and a fortune beyond imagination. His assets were masked under shell companies, shadow trusts, and ghost accounts—untouchable, invisible, unstoppable. And now all of it belonged to John. In an instant, the man who once begged for pennies became the richest human being alive.

🏆 ["Silver Prize" in System Activated of "Meganovel Biannual Writing Contest"] 🏆 Bruce Waylen is the bastard child of the Waylen family. He was raised by his mother, who later passed away. Bruce was forced to leave his childhood and live with relatives. Bruce later found out the Waylen family came after him, intending to take his life. But the mysterious System came to save Bruce from the dead, giving him the power to be the urban man.

After several years of enduring the humiliation of his in-laws, Andy McDaniel decided to stand up to his brother-in-law by punching him to the face, which led to his arrest, as they were determined to make him suffer, little did they know that he was more than they thought. With a signal phone call, he was released from prison, but on coming back to the mansion, he was served with a divorce paper, signed by his beloved wife, and his son was nowhere to be found. Join Andy McDaniel as he reveals his true identity and gets back at his enemies one after the other.

Charlie Andrew is a smart and smart young man. But unfortunately, on campus, he is always bullied because of his poor appearance. Charlie only lives with his mother in a simple old house, he also has to work to meet all his needs. When Charlie was at his lowest point after his mother's death, a miracle happened. A wealthy old man came to him and said that Charlie was his son. Yep, it turns out that Charlie is the son of a conglomerate in town! How is Charlie's next story? Will she be happy being the son of a rich man, or will it be the other way around?

On his nineteenth birthday, the Hemsworth Family shamelessly revealed to the wealthy families in Arty City that Jeff is not only an illegitimate son but a fake son who isn't related to them by blood. They kicked him out of the family, telling the world that his family requested them to bring him(Jeff) back. The next day, his family who was said to be running a small farm in the village came to pick him up in an expensive car.

"I, Commander Zander Rhett Guezz-swear to throw them to HELL!" *** After seven years of grueling military training and becoming a feared war commander, Zander returns to his hometown with one goal: revenge. However, his return brings deeper wounds than those on the battlefield. His girlfriend, a steadfast source of strength and comfort, has mysteriously disappeared. The profound loss ignited an uncontrollable rage within him, driving Zander to finish off whoever was responsible for that. Under the raging storm, Zander vowed that none of them would escape his wrath. With terrifying strength and unwavering determination, he would bring them to their knees and beg for mercy. *** Note: This book is the story of the son of 'Joseph Guezz' in my previous book: I AM NOT A POOR SON-IN LAW

Brian Jones, a poor student of WestCliff University who was never considered as a human by his friends, betrayed by his girlfriend and also lost his grandfather caused by an accident. But after being suffered for years, suddenly he woke up at the new place and being told by his real grandfather that he is his only heir of a successful businessman in the country.

“You cheated on me Olivia and you, don't you know she is my girlfriend?” "Let's see if she'll claim you just as you're claiming her." This is the biography of Robert Edward, a poor student of Campbell University who juggles different jobs and faces societal disrespect just to pay his fees and give his girlfriend the life she desires. But guess what? The girl betrayed him and left for a richer guy! However, Robert stormed the live stream and, like any other boyfriend, confronted them, only to get beaten up nearly to death. Robert wasn't sure if he was going to survive, but in that dire moment, he did something hilarious. He picked up his phone and dialed 112. He said, "There's an emergency at Campbell Campus Room 050." That was the most hilarious call ever, but little did he know it would lead to a grand moment!

It was already six years since Chance stormed out of his mother's house burning with fury because she wouldn't tell him about his father and his true identity. But life hasn't been to him as he thought it would, he now lives the exact contrast of what he knew before. Poor, broke, penniless, and to make it worse, unaccepted in the new world he found himself. Schooling at the Elite Society University (ESU) was a tug of war, as only the rich and famous had their way there. On the eve of her birthday, Vinita Irons, his girlfriend of almost a year betrayed him, chosing to roll with the elote circle and hence saw Chance as an embargo to her progess. Together with her new friends, they humiliated Chance and treated him like trash. At the highest of it all, his mother requested he returns back home, she had finally agreed to reveal his true identity to him. Unknown to all his bullies and everyone who despised him, Chance O'Connor was the son of a billionaire businesswoman who was also a presidential candidate for the country and a trillionaire father who was King of the major four empires in the country. He left campus as the trashboy, Chance Franklin, and returned as the trillionaire empire ruler, Chance O’Connor. What fates has he destined for them all?

Jake Klein, a university student struggling to make ends meet, was heartbroken when his girlfriend, Zara, cheated on him with his worst enemy, Weston. Seeking revenge, Jake faced even more trouble at work, where his boss attempted to seduce him and a coworker bullied him. However, Jake's life took a dramatic turn when he discovered that he was the heir to the powerful Acrobatic Empire. But with the sudden death of his grandfather, Jake found himself fighting against his uncles, who sought to eliminate him and take over everything his grandfather had left behind. With the help of his martial arts skills and wisdom, Jake was able to defeat his uncles and make everyone who had hurt him in the past pay for their wrongdoings!