You're So Old Jokes

"Ah, Ethan." Marcus drawled, his voice dripping with condescension. "The prodigal son, crawling back for scraps." Ethan's face burned with shock and anger. "You're...you're behind this?" Ethan stuttered. Marcus chuckled, strolling closer. "I wanted to see if you'd learned your lesson. Are you still groveling in poverty, or have you managed to scrape together a semblance of dignity?" "You're like a dog, Ethan," Marcus sneered. "A dog that runs back to its master, tail wagging, hoping for a pitiful bone. You think you deserve better? You think you're worthy of our family's name?" "I don't need your approval or your family's name," Ethan declared, meeting Marcus's gaze. "I'll make my own way." What happens when an illegitimate son is disowned by his family on his wedding day, his wife abandons him and their three months old daughter after a year of marriage, and an accident which claimed his life occurs on the day he finds out a job interview he rushed for was a sham orchestrated by his own stepbrother.. But that's only where things gets interesting. «Ding! Greetings Host, I am Eminence, your companion towards fortune..» «Ding! For every living being you save, you get a $10,000 reward!» «Ding! For every successful roasting, you get a $10,000 reward!» «Ding! the system has seen your determination, and therefore you have been granted the skill: Unbreakable Will.» Ethan smirks.. "It has begun!" FROM ASHES TO EMINENCE

"You church rat! you're a low life man and shouldn't be worthy to be called a husband to Joyce! Get a divorce!" Aunt Kisha spat out disgustingly. Married for 2 years and mistreated by his in-laws,that is the entire life of Xavier McKinney. He walks as a bartender and he loves and cherishes her so much and Joyce does the same too. what will happen when Xavier's father old butler found him and gave him a golden card containing $5 billion! He leaped to the top and promise doom to those who stepped on him before!

After treating his blind and paralyzed wife and helping her career, Alden Lawson only finds his marriage crumbling. They laughed at Alden and made him the butt of jokes without knowing who he really was and the consequences of their decisions. However, their time to laugh was over. now is the time for the antagonists to regret and ask for forgiveness.

“You're not a nobody,” Victor Moon said, his silver eyes unreadable. “You're the man gods once feared.” Banished from divine memory and stripped of celestial might, Marcus Steele walks among mortals in plain clothes and quiet patience. Bound by an ancient marriage contract, he arrives in Manhattan—a city of supernatural elites—to claim his betrothed. But Diana Sterling, the ice-cold CEO of Sterling Industries, publicly humiliates him, mocking his appearance, status, and power. She doesn’t know who she’s mocking. None of them do. “Take your money,” Diana sneers, hurling a check worth millions. “We're not equals. You don’t belong in my world.” She’s wrong. When shadow demons strike, Marcus reveals a glimpse of the war god he once was—effortlessly annihilating threats, catching the attention of Sarah Moon, heiress to the most feared family in the supernatural underworld. “Marcus,” Sarah whispers, fierce and elegant, “I want you to be my partner.” As Manhattan’s elites scramble to earn his favor, old enemies emerge from the shadows, desperate to keep Marcus from reclaiming his throne. But with each battle, his power returns—and so do his memories. “Tell your master,” Marcus says, standing over broken assassins, “that some wars aren’t worth starting.” They wanted a pawn. They mocked a drifter. They awoke a god. Now, Marcus Steele is done pretending.

I died and reincarnated into the world of a webcomic I once read. At first, my life was perfect. I was born into a wealthy family, knew the future, and possessed a mysterious ability that allowed me to collect the luck of everyone around me. Good luck. Bad luck. I could store it, use it, and even change my fate. Then everything changed. A mysterious cube fell from the sky and stole my ability. In exchange, it gave me something even stranger. A System. But unlike ordinary systems, mine never stays the same. Whenever my luck reaches a certain limit, the system evolves into a completely different one. If I accumulate enough good luck, I receive absurdly overpowered systems capable of making me rich, powerful, or untouchable. But if bad luck wins... The next system becomes a nightmare. One that gives impossible missions, cruel punishments, and turns my life upside down. Unfortunately, that's not my biggest problem. As mysterious anomalies begin appearing around the world, a secret organization known as ARC is created to investigate them. And somehow... They've mistaken me for one. Now, according to ARC's classified records, I am no longer Leo. I am Anomaly-0004. The fourth anomaly discovered by humanity. Secretly monitored by a global organization, hunted by dangerous anomalies, surrounded by troublesome girls, and trapped in a never-ending cycle of changing systems... I just wanted a peaceful life. Too bad the world has other plans.

Andrew Lloyd supported Christina Stevens for years and allowed her to achieve her dream. She had the money and status, even becoming the renowed female CEO in the city. Yet, on the day that marked the most important day for her company, Christina heartlessly broke their engagement, dismissing Andrew for being too ordinary.  Knowing his worth, Andrew walked away without a trace of regret. While everyone thought he was a failure, little did they know… As the old leaders stepped down, new ones would emerge. However, only one would truly rise above all!

“Look at him. Completely useless.” Whispers spread like poison as students mocked Asta. He stood alone before the crystal ball,his palms open, waiting for his family’s legendary flame. Nothing came. “No spark. Not even rookie fire. What a joke.” Laughter rang out. “I heard he killed his mother, like, he literally ate his way out from his mothers womb like a monster!” Asta trembled. “It’s not true… I saw the man in the black cloak…” The Empress rose,her eyes cold. “You worm. No flame. No worth. Get out of my sight you disgust me.” Asta walked away through jeers, to the labor pits. An old worker whispered. “They’re blind. I see the Legendary Dragon Flame in you...sleeping deep.” Asta stared at his palm. A dark smile grew. If the old man was right… he wasn’t weak. He was the strongest. When the Dragon Flame wakes, those who laughed will kneel in ashes. Did he awaken it? Did he take revenge? Dive into the fantasy to find out.

Jay, a 30-year-old man, lived a life everyone envied—the CEO’s only son, the life of every party, the very picture of confidence. But behind the laughter was a man unloved by his own blood. When he was kidnapped, tortured, and left broken, Jay thought his suffering had reached its end. But fate wasn’t done with him yet. On the night he escaped—bleeding, desperate, and driving for his life—a crash ended it all. Until he opened his eyes again. Reborn as a younger version of himself in a world where titles, bloodlines, and destinies intertwine, Jay no longer seeks fame or perfection. This time, he just wants to live honestly—to be accepted and loved for who he truly is. But fate whispers something impossible: “Prince, you’re special… you were born to have two mates.” One kneels before him, saying, “I don’t swing both sides… but if it’s you, my prince—” The other gazes up, trembling, “My prince… please, let me carry your child.” In this second life, will Jay—the Omega Prince—finally receive the love he was denied in his past? Or will destiny once again turn love into tragedy?

The glass floor cracked under Hazel Kingsley's feet forty-three floors above the river, and her own brother backed off bridge and left her standing on it. Her husband, David, was mopping the basement. Her family calls him Probation: the engineering student who never graduated, the maintenance man they let her marry because they were sure she'd come to her senses. They don't know that behind the counter of a betting shop on Tanyard Road, the man they laugh at runs Keystone, the faceless firm whose seal holds up half the city's skyline. And they don't know that whoever swapped the bolts on that bridge stamped every one of them with Keystone's mark. Now the city wants Keystone's face. The golden. Boy from David's old class has stepped forward and claimed his name. The maintenance log says David was the only man in the plant room when the bridge broke. And the people who tried to kill his wife have just signed off the hospital wing where his mother works nights. If David stays hidden, they'll bury him under his own buildings. If he steps forward, everyone he loves becomes a target. So how do you prove you're the man holding up the city when the city has already decided you're nothing?

Caleb Hayes spent six years working three jobs just to keep his wife and son fed. He skipped meals. Wore torn shoes. Paid every debt. And when Natalie asked for a divorce, he signed away the house, the car, and everything he had left. Then, two days before the divorce became final, Caleb discovered an old USB drive containing a fortune worth **one billion dollars**. But the money wasn't the only truth waiting for him. His wife was cheating. The child he had raised for five years wasn't biologically his. And the man she planned to build a new life with was the same man who had secretly been in her life all along. "I gave you everything, Natalie." "You gave me nothing," she replied coldly. "You're broke, Caleb. What could you possibly give me?" Caleb almost laughed. She had no idea. The man she thought was a worthless husband had just become a billionaire. Now Caleb has one question: "What happens when the husband you betrayed no longer needs you?" This time, he won't beg for love. He'll make them regret throwing him away.