You're So Old Jokes

Constantine was once the God of Mercenary, feared and revered by all who knew him, but an accident on the battlefield cost him his reputation and stripped him of his title. Now he is simply Constantine Easton, a low rank security guard and the estranged son of a billionaire father that didn't want him. He is a man who likes staying at the bottom and living his life without the struggles of being at the top, but what happens when the only way to protect all the beauties around him is climbing to the top? "You think you can take what is mine because you're stronger than me? You don't know who you're dealing with." If life throws a bullet his way, he'll pick it up and shoot the hell out of whoever dares get on his nerves. If he had touched the sky before, then he'll go past the stars now. "Only I will be king."

"You're unfit to marry my daughter!" Max's mother-in-law raged. "You don't even have a job and you think you'll be able to take care of my daughter, you useless human!" ---- Max was abused by his mother-in-law for being a useless loser. He has neither money nor power which was the most basic thing and was considered a loser. What nobody knew was that he was the heir of the Darkwood family, the most powerful and prominent family in the northeast. --- "Young master, the master of the family asked us to bring you back, he'll kill us if you don't go back with us." A row of men in suits bowed as they said in unison to Max. "Tell him I'm no son of his," Max growled ignoring the men. ---- But with the life of his foster mother in line and the safety of his wife who had cared for him on the line, would Max accept the huge inheritance awaiting him at home despite the anonymity between him and his father?

Who is he?! He is Liam Storm! The formidable zillionaire, worthy of shaking the city with just a blink of his eyes! Possessing an unquestionable power and acquiring enormous wealth, seems to be not possible but is that really true? After suffering a mental breakage from his ex lover, who cheated on him and losing all ways to become a better person, all hopes appeared to flood down the drain. But does fate really plays games? Unexpectedly, Liam's life made a sudden turn over to the extent, it bewildered him to the core... Now, it was in question what will become of him? **** " You......what gut do you have?! You of all people! You called me a cheat and a betrayal? Well, you can say that, but I don't give a damn! Do you think I am going to wait and starve with you?! What do you take me for? I was only doing you a favour by dating you, you don't have a future, a good life, job, a family, money, inheritance, status, name, house, car, career, investment, no worth, you aren't even famous or anything! Basically, you don't have anything! So, what can you offer me?! Tell me, Liam Storm, what can you offer me?! How can you make your life and my life better?! I thought since you graduated as the best student from the top college, you will be wealthy, but guess I am totally wrong! You are as worthless as a penniless bastard and nothing but a loser after your graduation!!" She spat angrily at him, pointing to him as she yelled. Then, she moved closer to the man on the bed and smiled at him.

He was labelled as a jinx. He was humilated and abused both verbally and physically. He was only known for one identity - the useless son-in-law of the carter family. "Young master Chris, its time for you to return back home." However, everything they knew about him was about to change when the illegimate son reclaims his title as the trillionaire heir of the white family.

David Wyatt's life is full of so many struggles. His girlfriend broke up with him because he couldn't take care of her and his mates makes fun of him. His life takes on a drastic turn when he finds out that he is in fact the secret son of the most wealthy man in the country. Will David make all his enemies pay for treating him badly? Is he ready to face all the huge problems that come with being so filthy rich?

Felix was one of the best elite special ops soldier in the world and now he is reincarnated as a bookkeeper with a trash ability in a Esper filled world which thrives on the rule of the strong prey on the weak, when he is give a nameless book by a mysterious stranger, he gains a system and finds out that his supposed trash ability is actually a powerful ability above the SSS rank so now he is determined to find out the truth about the parents he never knew and on the way he meets powerful people and the mysterious stranger who introduces him to a whole new world of adventure and danger.

After returning from a devastating battle, Kaiden learned the bitter truth. The wife he missed so much was a traitor and not the one who saved him. He will save the real savior, then give her an extraordinary life.

Ever had an experience with a Gold Digger? Sebastian has. After he caught his girlfriend cheating, she threw him out of her house, into the streets. Night Time, Sebastian was still out in the dark, walking to nowhere. He noticed a young lady, Celeste, sleepwalking. She was almost hit by a moving car but Sebastian saved her. He hit the jackpot overnight!. Celeste's parents turned out to be one of the most wealthy and influential people in the city of Cedarville. They even gave Sebastian a V.V.I.P suite to stay at the LUXE Hotel which was only for Elites. Gave Sebastian Five Billion Dollars and a job as an Executive Assistant in their company all for saving their daughter. But where did things start to go wrong? Was it his cheating Ex girlfriend who wanted to force her way back into his life? The mafia lord who suddenly had his eyes on Sebastian? Or was it the affair he mistakenly had with Celeste that unexpectedly got her pregnant? Sebastian was hit with two hard decisions; One, Sign a contract marriage with Celeste, who was pregnant for him and keep all his wealth. Two, reject the contract, lose everything he has and go to jail as a sexual assaulter that he wasn't. Will Sebastian will be able to scale through and be the Golden Boy ✨

"He's just a piece of shit who wasn't worth my time," - Ex-wife. "I managed to get what I want from him so I don't need him anymore," - Former best friend. "That lad has the potential! He's going to be my next heir!,"- Godfather. Leo lost platinum and gained a diamond instead! From that moment, he plotted his revenge on those who had made him grovel at their feet.

"You will regret this day, Alexia. You chose Raymond over me after everything I've done for you. No problem. It's your life after all. But karma is real, Alexia. Just remember this." These were Brian's last words before storming out. Brian's life had always jumped from one difficulty to another and he was always ridiculed by his peers because he was poor. Worse, his girlfriend whom he thought loved him chose him over a richer guy. And as if things couldn't get any worse, he was attacked. But that day marked the change of his life after being saved by some men. He discovered he was the heir of the highest-ranking family in the city who were thought to have been wiped out of existence. With his newfound wealth and power, Brian makes sure all those who ridiculed him get what they deserve. And he must overcome the obstacles on his path to rising from Pitiful to Powerful while keeping his identity concealed. *** "We are not here to tell these stories. Brian, you and your mother are here because you are both Addams." "But you are not just an Addams. You are the heir of the Addams family. A/N: This is my first time writing in this genre, so the first few chapters may feel off or cliche, but I promise that as you read on deeper, the book becomes better and you'll love it. Thanks.