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In the dark heart of Havencroft, where shadows rule and blood stains every deal, trust is hard to come by, and betrayal is always around. Enzo "Ghost" Dalca was never meant to be more than a faceless enforcer for the city's most ruthless crime families. Enzo was quiet, untouchable, and deadly. His only loyalty was to his mentor, the old kingpin who taught him everything he knows. But when that mentor is killed in a ruthless power grab, Enzo is set up for the crime and left to rot. Now, all the groups in Havencroft want to kill him. Enzo finds a web of corruption that is much bigger than he thought it would be, with only revenge and a desire for justice left. A secret group of powerful people, the real leaders of the city's criminal empire, has the keys to his mentor's death and the chaos that is about to destroy them all. Enzo starts to make his way to power with the help of a deadly ex-assassin looking for redemption, a brilliant hacker with her own secrets, and his loyal crew, who are ready for war. But with every betrayal, Enzo knows one thing for sure: in Havencroft, when you rise, the city burns. Every ally turns out to be a possible enemy. He wasn't born to follow orders. He was WARBOUND. As the Ghost of Havencroft, he is ready to take the throne at any cost.

The world after a huge nuclear disaster, what remains is a civilization that has fallen back for a hundred years, the world is slowly dying. The story follows Seimei Saguis, a young man passionate about the knowledge of an old civilization, on his way to change this struggling world.

Catching my girlfriend of four years on all fours while some guy slammed into her from behind as she screamed 'harder' was not exactly the sight I ever expected to walk in on. My heart didn’t just break; it hollowed out. I drank myself stupid trying to numb it, but alcohol never really does the job. Then, like an idiot, I drove home drunk and ended up crashing straight into a truck. On the brink of death, a wickedly sexy demon appeared. She offered to save me and grant me power, so long as I gave her one thing in return: entertainment. Next thing I know, I’ve been blessed with a Charm skill. And as it levels up, life gets… chaotic. Suddenly I’m being chased by all kinds of women—college professors, thirsty single moms, even high-class cougars with more money than morals. As I climb the social ladder and build real influence, one goal stays burning in my chest: to serve the girl who betrayed me a cold, delicious revenge she’ll never forget. Additional Tags: Incest, BDSM, Rags to Riches, MILFS, Cougars, Harem PLEASE DON'T READ IF YOU'RE NOT COMFORTABLE WITH THESE TAGS!!! All Characters In Any Smut Scenes In This Book Are Over The Age Of 18.

BLURB In a tale of treachery and loss, we meet Elijah West. Once the rightful heir to the West family, Elijah's life takes a dark turn when he is poisoned, betrayed, and banished, losing everything he held dear and becoming a hunted man. During his escape, an old man rescued him, and in a twist of fate, Elijah ended up marrying the man's granddaughter, Hayley, before the old man passed away. Unfortunately, the ordeal left Elijah with amnesia, turning him into a mere fool. Hayley, a beautiful woman from Georgia, faced disdain and contempt from everyone after marrying Elijah and losing her grandfather. The Greene family treated Elijah poorly and subjected him to mistreatment. But after two years, a miraculous turn of events brings back Elijah's memory, and he begins to recover. As the dragon returns, will there be enough room for the Eagle to soar in the sky? The future hangs in the balance.

​"Leo, look at yourself. You’re a delivery boy in a clown suit. I can't have a future with a joke." ​Those were the last words Sarah said before she accepted a diamond ring from the richest heir on campus, Marcus Whitmore. Standing there in a literal red nose and oversized shoes, Leo Carter was the laughingstock of Eastgate University. He had spent two years working double shifts to support her, only to be discarded like trash in front of hundreds of cheering students. ​Heartbroken and humiliated, Leo prepared to disappear into the shadows—until a cold, mechanical voice resonated in his mind. ​[Supremacy System Initializing...] [Host Qualification: Confirmed.] [Task: First Face-Slap. Objective: Humiliate Marcus Whitmore in public.] [Reward: $10,000. Penalty: System Disappointment.] ​Suddenly, the "clown" isn't just delivering food anymore; he’s delivering retribution. ​With a bank account that explodes with every arrogant jerk he crushes and the "Campus Queen" Lena Hart by his side, Leo begins a ruthless climb to the top. From a cramped, peeling apartment to the heights of global power, he will dismantle the empires of those who mocked him, one "task" at a time. ​Marcus has the money. Sarah has the beauty. But Leo? Leo has the System. The show is over. The King has arrived.

Newt Barister, a 19 year old guy begins playing a globally famous game, Reborn Online. What will happen when he finds out the bitter facts about the game. Read this story and join in his adventure. Oh. DO REMEMBER TO VOTE AND LEAVE COMMENTS. ENJOY.

They have awaken an unstoppable force from the depths of the earth. A legend awakens. Before him lies the Garden of Life, vibrant and untouched by the chaotic desolation of his presence. The earth trembles, as if the very foundations of it existence sense : The Unrivalled One** ** The Counteract: A Man Unrivalled** This Novel, evolve around the enigmatic tale of Reed Redford, a sole survivor of the massacre Redford family. Left for dead, he was rescued by the patriarchs of the Harrison family and was secretly taken in. But fate had other plans - Reed vanished without a trace, only to reappear six years later. His return was sparked by a sinister force targeting his benefactor and a driving purpose to uncover his family extermination. Enraged and hell-bent on justice, Reed with a new profound strength shielded the Harrison family and swore a sacred oath before the ancestral grave of his parents: that was to avenge their brutal murders and restore his family's honor to it's former glory. Thus began his quests for justice and vengeance. Reed's strength, intellect, and heart were pushed beyond the limits as he navigated treacherous conspiracy and battles formidable foes. His love life also became a delicate balancing act, threatened by the very dangers he sought to overcome. To know what happen next, stay tuned. You're about to get yourself thrilled.

“I’m not here to stay her bestie, Aiden. I came back to New York to marry her.” Wesley slips a card from his pocket, holding it out like it’s radioactive. “This is me being generous. There’s a hundred thousand dollars loaded on it. Take it. Go home, pack your things, and disappear. I’ll tell everyone you left because life got too hard.” Aiden stares. Not at the money—he could buy a hundred of those cards without blinking—but at the audacity. Because if Wesley knew who he really was… He’d be the one begging to disappear. **** By day, Aiden is the fool. The humble househusband with a dish towel slung over his shoulder, humming as he mops floors, checks the stew, and gets barked at by his in-laws like he’s less than nothing. Everyone thinks he’s soft. Gullible. Replaceable. But by night? He becomes the man the city's richest fear. In a dark room filled with shadows and smoke, he gives orders—orders that no billionaire, no politician, no enemy dares question. They call him sir. But to his wife’s family? He’s still just the broke son-in-law. They don’t know the game they’re playing. Yet.

Imagine finding yourself within the four walls of the toughest prison in all of Washington City for a crime you know nothing about. Lucas Ross, once the shining star of the prestigious Washington City University and its overall best student, found himself framed and unjustly sentenced to a year behind bars. Adding to his misery, life had dealt him harsh blows before. Twenty-five years earlier, he lost his parents in a tragic plane crash. As if his wrongful imprisonment wasn't enough, Lucas was fired from his job, and the final betrayal came when his girlfriend left him for his best friend. The cumulative effect of these tragedies pushes him to the edge, and he attempts to end his dear life the day he was released from prison. Fortunately for him, he's saved by a mysterious old man who reveals a shocking truth: Lucas Ross is the only heir of a powerful and influential businessman who was brutally murdered by his competitor. Now resolute in his mission to avenge his parents' death and bring justice to those who betrayed and framed him, Lucas Ross's quest for revenge takes him down a dark, dangerous and treacherous path. Will Lucas Ross emerge victorious in his quest for justice, or will the darkness he has unleashed consume him completely?

He used to be a god. Now he's a loser. They're gonna see how wrong they are. Ryder was the 12th Master of the Dark Medical Sect—super strong, like a god that was about to become immortal. Then his own students betrayed him. He woke up as Dante: a broke, embarrassed, orphaned college student whose girlfriend just cheated, whose landlord just kicked him out, and who died in his underwear on a cold street. Great. Now Ryder—one of history's strongest healers—is stuck in Dante's weak body. He works for a cheap old doctor named Theo at a bad clinic, Silverbrook Hall, and sleeps in a tiny, freezing room. But gods get back up. When a patient is dying and Theo can't help, Ryder steps in and does this crazy Four-Colored Needle thing, a healing trick that was lost for a long time. Word gets out. People rush in. Rich folks want him to touch them. Doctors either want to learn from him or shut him down. And there's Zara—Theo's sweet daughter, who makes Ryder feel things he hasn't in centuries. It gets messy when a hot rich girl he cures, Serena, wants more than medicine. But being strong brings enemies. The Daniel Gang wants his money. His ex Isla is mad as he gets famous. And the Silverleaf Apothecary, run by Alistair and his cocky grandson Smith, will do anything to stop this "fraud" before he embarrasses them at a meeting. They have no idea what's coming. When the gang messes with his clinic, when the rich make fun of him, when the world tries to keep him down—Ryder will show them: A god doesn't ask for respect. He takes it. Warning: Contains martial arts, healing stuff, a love triangle, gang fights and cultivation