You're So Old Jokes

🏆["Silver Medal" in Fantasy Category of "Meganovel Annual Writing Contest 2022"]🏆 Lukas Bellingham, a 21 year old youth dies from an illness that is dominant in males in their family. But that's not where it ends. He wakes up in the body of a boy, in a world where everything is the opposite of Earth. A world where Mortals become Gods. Will Lukas be swallowed in such a world or will he rise against all challenges and become a Deity which all mortals look up to?

Have you ever felt that someone is controlling your fate? Have you ever thought if the memories you have are your own or someone else’s? Have you thought if you are alive or if this life is just someone else’s dream and you are living in a dream? Have you ever thought if you are just part of a book that is written by someone else?

Millie, a girl raised in the brutal Red District becomes the infamous Wolf Slayer after killing a notorious pimp. Fleeing her old life, she joins a group of misfit warriors in the town of Bremen, battling pirates and the shadowy Grim Society. As they fight to free the oppressed, Millie uncovers dark secrets, including a twisted Black Market run by an evil witch, and forms alliances with unexpected allies like Peter, a rogue leader of forest children.

Dorian Chase thought he’d escaped his past—until a cryptic message and a single name drag him back into a world he swore he'd left behind. In the heart of New York, power runs deeper than concrete, and truth is the most dangerous currency of all. As secrets unravel and old enemies resurface, Dorian must decide: protect the city that betrayed him or burn it all down for the ones he loves.

Isaac was not a special person at all, he was average in all respects, average height, average appearance, and an average family, but unlike others, when he reached the age of 18, he discovered that he had a type of brain tumor, and unfortunately it was too late for him to recover. All the doctors said that He can live for a maximum of four years Despite that, Isaac did not despair, fortunately he had a beautiful family who supported him, when he became 20 years old, the disease intensified and he had to be hospitalized, when it seemed that the countdown to his life had approached zero, fate had other words Spiritual energy arrived on planet Earth, causing all living things on the planet to begin to transform and gain terrifying abilities, animals turned into terrifying monsters, some plants gained self-awareness, and humans who managed to withstand the wave of spiritual energy awakened the ability to gain skills and became strong By defeating powerful enemies. The entire planet entered a new era where old laws fell and societies collapsed. The only law was the law of the jungle where the strongest devoured the weakest. Isaac who had lost hope in life was surprised the strange message appeared on his retina telling him...

800 Thousand years ago, strange showers descended upon the many planets and solar systems. The changes were so great that both couldn't, and an old began changing, having strange and rare characteristics never seen before. It was just them, as humans the first group of humans awakened special innate abilities. But when the world was still straying to understand its predicament, forces from afar attacked the planet, wanting to conquer the world. The entire world shook with fear at the feet of these strong and mighty invaders. And when all hope seemed lost, a man named Krept gathered a fierce group of 10 called the Hands. Their emergence spelled good for humanity, and their strength was immeasurable. With a single blow, they could destroy a giant enemy warship to dust. They fight bravely, finally getting humanity its first victory. Yes! They succeeded in driving the invaders away. But this wasn't the end. To prepare for future incidents, they formed humanity's first Alliance, working hard to head into space and conquer inhabited planets. Forward to the present day, humanity has conquered 118 planets. Humanity also had alliances with other lifeforms, as well as enmity. Fighting to stay alive and survive, humanity continues to fight off invading outsiders. Ji Feng stared at the ceiling, absorbing all the strange memories in his head. Alright. 'All this was good and all, but what does it have to do with me? Why did this rich daddy transmigrate when I was already a winner in my past life? Can I go back?' ~Ding!! [Congratulations host. You've unlocked the Supreme Master Teaching system!] '...'

Vineet was just a regular guy living a happy life, but one day in an accident he lost his family. Now it has been two years, he was just going through the daily motions to live his life because he was still not able to fully recover from that tragedy. On the second year’s eve of that tragic accident, he died in an earthquake. He then reincarnated into a different world with his memories intact. After much thought, he accepted his new reality and made up his mind to live a fulfilling life in this new world. But it’s not always that things go as you want, and on his first birthday the village he was in was attacked and he was separated from his family and found himself on a sacrificial altar, and was soon sacrificed in the name of some old forgotten gods. He was indignant, but as soon as his vision darkened he jolted awakened to find that now has been born again, but this time as a goblin. Before he can make any sense of it, another goblin attacked him. While trying to fend for his life, another goblin attacked him from the back and he died again. Frustration boiled up inside of him, and he screamed in despair: "ARGHHHHHHAAAAAA!!" Soon his consciousness awakened but this time he instinctively knew that he has not been born again, but somehow was capable of thinking. He didn’t know how much time passed but now there was only one thought in his mind this was torture, he would rather have his memories erased and be done with it. But fate had different plans for him…

Tyler, a broke Uber driver, picks up a billionaire—only to find his wife having sex with him in the backseat. She files for divorce, steals his kidney, and sets him up for murder. Just before he's executed, a strange old man saves him with a deal: marry my daughter and become a Trillionaire Now rich and untouchable, Tyler is out for revenge, and everyone who wronged him will kneel. Note: This story ends on a cliffhanger.

Claire got possessed by an old demon caged in a white house by five friends that were having some fun. Egron, the demon that possessed the little Claire began to kill the first five friends that awakened him. Jake, who new how everything started, gathered another five friends including himself, to stop Egron's wrath. The second avoided school and hunting demon became their duty, meanwhile, Egron kills anyone who stands on his way.

Mason a poor young man who does all the petty jobs including Delivery man and Janitor to feed himself and take care of his sick fiancee. He thought he would take all the bully for her but unfortunately caught her cheating on him and insulted him. When he thought his life was over, an expensive looking old man came down from a BMW and said: "My son.... finally I have found my Trillionaire heir"