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Kael Draven got played. Poisoned and kicked to the curb by his own blood, he was left to rot in a pitch-black mine while the Eternal Night gnawed at his bones. It was supposed to be a straight-up death sentence. But when his blood awakens his mother’s forbidden ring, he scores a God-Tier Forge System that turns cursed scrap into weapons of mass destruction. In a world where the dark eats everything, Kael is about to show his family that being an exile is just another word for being the most dangerous man alive. "You thought the dark was my prison?" Kael snarls, hammer in hand. "Nah, man. It's my workshop, and y'all are just extra material for the forge." With a system that appraises hidden stats and fuses forbidden horrors into god-tier gear, he’s climbing out of the pit to take back his birthright. His enemies think they’re safe behind their fancy magic flames, but the Smith is back, and he’s bringing the real heat. #Action, #Adventurous, #Fast-Paced Plot, #Tragedy, #Heir/Heirness, #Hidden Identity, #Intelligent, #Ruthless, #Decisive, #Brave, #Betrayal, #Face-Slapping, #Level up, #Revenge, #Weak to Strong

A 16-year old boy who got transported to the other world where magic exists, a twist in his life is that he is one of the key keepers that will save the world from evils. An adventure and discovery of finding oneself.

Riyan who is a fox spirit, when he was 15, he was tricked to think that the sky god of Azara saved his life, to repay that he went to Azara, the Sky realm. In other words, his soul transmigrated into the body of a war god, who was blind. Sky king had promised to let him go when his son ascends the throne. He trained to death off in order to become most powerful war god. He changed the previous image of Asuna as war mad person. He fulfilled all the things Sky king asked and when he thought he could finally go home. He was backstabbed. Later thinking that there was no purpose left in his life. He went to Styx Bridge and jumped from there. Instead of perishing, he woke up in his home. Dungeons opened when he was 5 years old on Earth, But not on Ankara the land of demons. He visited a dungeon and ended up beating a fake boss and won a system like feature. And it was just beginning. Author's note: It's my first time trying to write something. If you find anything is wrong in chapters or mistake. Do let me know. Thank you.

The God known as "Corvash the Godslayer" has lain waste to nearly all of the Hundred gods of the Fourth Dimension. Now that Shayla has reached maturity, Corvash has set his sights on destroying her peaceful world of Aeryllia. Corvash is a savage god, and even went so far as conscripting Athena from the old gods of the Third Dimension for her brilliance in war tactics. However, a few years in the Fourth Dimension has been thousands of years in the Third Dimension. The old gods of the Third Dimension are dead. Of all of the mortals in the Third Dimension, Shayla believes Sean MacLean may be the mortal vessel of the savage god of war once known as Ares. No matter what, she knows that he's special, and his otherwise boring retirement is about to get...interesting... I own the copyright to this cover including all parts and layers.

Nathaniel Mickelson's quest to find happiness ended the moment his wife betrayed him. On the day he most cherished, he caught her in the arms of another man, leaving him disheartened ...... "Sign these papers!" Nathaniel said and threw the papers to Lindsey's face "Gladly! You've been a burden anyway," Lindsey said. Her mother has always wanted her to divorce Nathaniel. but she remained with him out of pity .... Nathaniel found himself stranded in the streets, but he valued his honor so much that he chose to divorce his cheating wife rather than stay with her. Nathaniel went back to his parents' old and dirty house, it reeked of wet soil and the place was covered in dust. Just as he was about to end his life, he stumbled upon a box, in the box was a golden ring, one that would change his life forever what happens when Nathaniel gains so much power and his ex-wife wants him back? what happens when he becomes one of the richest and most respected men in the town? Read Almighty Nathaniel Mickelson's Rise to Power to learn about Nathaniel's story

He died a failure. Betrayed, broke, and bleeding out in a Brooklyn alley. Ethan Hayes had nothing—no money, no respect, no future. His fiancée cheated with his best friend. His boss fired him for refusing to break the law. His family called him worthless. At 34, a bullet ended his miserable existence. Then he woke up at 22. Senior year at NYU. Same betrayals looming. But this time, he's not alone. [REGRET REVERSAL SYSTEM ACTIVATED] "Host, you died like a side character. Want to rewrite the script and make them the punchline?" With a sarcastic AI system that rewards him for reversing past humiliations, Ethan gets a second chance—and he's taking everything. The startup his roommate stole? He'll build it first and crush him. The ex who cheated? She'll beg on her knees. The corrupt elites who stepped on him? They'll kneel before the king they created. From NYU dorms to Wall Street towers. From broke student to untouchable billionaire. Face-slaps. Revenge. Power. And the women who once rejected him? They're about to learn what they missed. New York won't know what hit it.

Silence. Like a nice bucket of shhhhhhhhh. Everyone shut the effing fudge UP! That's all I've ever wanted. *Sigh.* But silence comes in different flavors. There's mint - the peaceful kind that wraps around you like a blanket. The kind I chase at 2 AM. I've cried once. Just once. With a bucket beside me, watching heroes with super suits and impossible strength tear each other apart. Somehow that feels less broken than my reality. Then there's the suffocating silence at school. Not an ice cream flavor. This one tastes like metal and shame. High school is my personal hell. Empty wallet, empty lunch tray, empty seat beside me like I'm radioactive. Empty soul on Wednesdays because middles are always the worst. *The usual.* But Emily made the silence bearable. Mint-flavored again. Until she broke something between us. *Snap.* One moment she's whispering secrets with me, the next she's weaponizing them. She scattered my private thoughts, added her own twisted lies. The betrayal burns hotter than the stares drilling into my back. I went from invisible to spectacle. Being a ghost feels like luxury when you're dodging spit balls and "accidental" lunch trays. But somewhere between my third panic attack and contemplating switching schools... *Something shifted.* Like in those games you play, when your character suddenly glows and the screen flashes: "New Skill Unlocked" And it wasn't just in my head. I tested it. Small things at first – a pencil moving across my desk when I focused hard enough. Then books. Then someone's lunch tray right as they walked past Emily. *tap tap tap* I used to think rock bottom was the end. *Well ladies and gentlemen,* it's just a really messed up spawn point. And now? I don't stumble from cliffs anymore. I swim in gravity, and dive head first.

In this world, Magic does exist. A 19 year old unemployed man is thrown into a conflict between mages, each of then fighting over the throne. With a new teacher, and a impossibly great potential, Kay must find a way to win this war, or to at the very least, survive it.

In this world where monsters and magic exist, there are all sorts of things inexplicable with science. Lee Woo was a famous scientist in his old world until he got sent to a monster world where science doesn't exist so he will make it exist.

Jackson lost everything the night they kicked him out of the Family. His life was a piece of rag until an old man appeared. Jackson Raven, now Jackson Taylor, is preparing gifts to pay them back. A/N Many thanks to @dobolyuvV for the gorgeous cover