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Daniel wasn't your everyday nobody. His life transitioned from that of a loser to that of a winner after being bitten by some bastard. "You're my perfect successor." "My ass..." It turns out it was a curse... from that moment on Daniel became a vampire, a loser that suddenly became a vampire, sounds sort of cliche if not for the beatings that he received in the streets, struggling to get some 'food' until he gained enough experience to control his powers. Apparently, after becoming a winner, getting a few girlfriends and transforming his own experience by a hundred and eighty degrees, life seemed to not be quite done with him yet. After a series of unfortunate occurrences, Daniel found himself in a mad new world with a new name, and certainly a new family of sorts. ** ** "You're..." "I'm your Demon Empress, my cute familiar, make me something to eat~" "w-wait where are you touching?! a-and you're..." "I'm the first familiar, a Kitsune..." "... a what? forget it... you?" "I'll introduce myself, I'm the second familiar, an Octopus~ my belly is rumbling!" "How many tentacles do you have?" "Don't pay attention to her! I'm the third familiar, an Oni! and I have two horns and I'm hungry!" "I can't see the other... hold up... what is that moving goo?!" "I'm a slime... please don't slip on me, also, I'm hungry." "Why are you all hungry!?" "My sweet familiar, here is your first task... cook me something delicious." "Like what?" "I wonder how vampires taste~" "..." ** ** #romance, #harem, #action, #system, #tournaments, #overpowered, #R18, #vampires, #demons, #magic, #strongToStronger, #slimegirl, #octopusgirl, #demongirl, #kitsunegirl, #evolution

Starting from a man named Zerlan Nestrayel who was 22 years old, accidentally met a man named Shira. Their meeting, as fate had promised. At that time, Shira had just been injured after fighting a man named Ortus. Shira who was injured, couldn't hold on for too long, gave himself a letter, which contained a few words and a hint to guide Zerlan, to a place. That place, was Shira's possession, which contained a sword called Caeruleus. The sword, Shira had deliberately kept it, was waiting for the right person. Not carelessly, people can use the seven legendary swords. Only those recognized by the sword, can use its special power.

GAME cannot be separated from people's lives A Famous MMORPG GAME, The strange World II becomes the game that dominates the top A GAME that can make anyone get Wealth, glory and even Fame In-game ranking affects everything The Holder of the Number 1 position, his existence is so mysterious that he doesn't even want to gain fame Suddenly the Number 1 left GAME The Strange World II for no reason Time after time passed The Legend number 1 returns to the game With his new identity Ready to shake the arrogant and arbitrary players

I was born and lived inside a virtual game world, till I was tricked by the Great Administrator and got kicked out to the Real World for my bad mouth! I am Athanasios, a citizen of the virtual game world of Elysium. The world I'm living in, is a paradise or that's what everyone says. It's boring and all day I'm forced to play games like Tetris to mine virtual coins. That's the only way to buy new avatars or expand my dungeon tower, the only two things that actually matter to me. However, everything changed when I received a strange message saying I can try a new game experience. But there was a catch! Instead, I was tricked and transferred to the real world. Things aren't that much different from the virtual world: Goblins plague the villages, dragons tear down cities and adventurers try to loot dungeons. In fact, this world is better than expected! So realistic and not to mention that for the first time in my gaming life, I managed to multiclass from level-1. You see, I drank the blood of a Vampire Lord by mistake and became a vampire mage once I got here. The problem is that I wasn't meant to drink his blood and now he and his minions hunt me. At least, most of them identify as hot, so no reason to complain on that either. What troubles me however, is that there's no exit button from the Real World and the only way to get back to my world is by finishing the missions I was tasked. Warning: This novel contains harem elements, strong language and graphic violence.

Jin returned from another world. The dead rise and eat the living. Without a way out, he accepts his fate and lets the undead eat him. “Was that… Me? Or rather, my body? W-What happened to me…!” [Do you want to activate the Undead System?!] A/N Many thanks to Sera Execfia for the gorgeous Cover art.

What would be the next thing to do when the person you cared so much for leave you at the point of your need?. Moore is a poor but hardworking guy, he worked round the clock just to satisfy his wife but suddenly, Fiona his wife brought in another man and mocked him, calling him useless, in front of her lover and also make him a subject of mockery. He was shattered and pained. However, he was still in a delusion when an old man walked in with his bodyguards. He claimed to that his young master is Moore who was wealthy. Everybody was shocked including Moore as he has never being rich before. What makes Moore the young master? How did he become the young master? Will Fiona go back to him if she finds out about the young master?.

Dead bodies come out every day from the mansion. To pay for his wife’s debt, Xavier Green worked as Fugito family’s driver. He thought that he found a decent job with insanely high pay. However, Xavier was petrified to know that he wouldn't drive for the living, but instead, he had to transport dead bodies. And yet for the sake of money, Xavier endured risking his life in this dangerous job. The handsome driver has caught the boss’s wife. He was offered a huge sum of money in exchange for being the Madam’s secret lover. When Xavier refused her, she felt so degraded. She lied to her husband, saying that the worthless driver dared to seduce her. Therefore, the furious Mr. Fugito commanded everyone to kill Xavier and abduct his family. Xavier hauled back to the mansion, and he was forced to intake a failed sample of a drug which was made in Mansion’s secret laboratory. Xavier knew it was the end, and before he lost consciousness, he blamed himself for failing to protect his family. Xavier stopped breathing. ‘He’s dead’, that’s what everyone thought. However, while they were transporting his body, Xavier suddenly woke up, killed Mr. Fugito’s men and escaped! After escaping, Xavier was reeled to find out that his appearance and physique changed after drinking the drug. Tanned skin, sharp eyes, and great build, he resembles the missing Mafia boss of the Harbor Black Mafia. And so, when the Mafioso found him, they thought that their leader finally came back. Pretending to be the Mafioso boss, Xavier vowed to take his revenge and find his family. ‘No one should know that there is Xavier Green in the face of Haiden Black’ – that is the new boss’s motto.

Lucas was a son-in-law in a normal family, his real identity was a successor of a mysterious family. It was a family that had martial arts skills, the knowledge of medicine, and even the magical power of the gods. But the family disappeared and Lucas was the only heir left. Many years ago, Lucas saved an old man and as a means of showing appreciation, he asked his granddaughter, Elena to marry Lucas. The arrangement did not go well with Elena and her mother, but she had no choice but to accept because of her inheritance. Elena cheated on him and got pregnant with her millionaire boyfriend. Lucas was kicked out of the house and became homeless. Luck was on his side when he saved a lady that same night and in the process, his ring got activated, awakening his magical powers. Not only would he Revenge for the Betrayal but would also try to investigate the truth of why his family disappeared many years ago.

Anna Moore summoned 10 hefty bodyguards to surround him."You're only a bastard that bore the legacy up until Simon Costa's death! Go on your knees before I break your bones!" ___Once heir to the prominent Costa family, Wayne lost his parents and became a live in son-in-law to the Moores, bullied and ridiculed by virtually everyone he came across.He disappeared for four years, and seemingly returned as a lowly mechanic.But. . . Things do not always seem as they appear.Glaring maliciously at his enemies, he swore. "I'll make them pay for murdering my parents. Yes! And right under their noses, a bastard would rule the empire!"

Langit, an ordinary teacher, died in an accident. He wake up in a new world Valandria, but to his surprise, not as Hero or even as human, but a skeleton. He was reincarnated in a catacombs full of undead and creatures of darkness. The catacombs itself was just a small part of Magna City, a cursed city that become nest for monsters, ghosts, and curses over the ears, as well as the most dangerous place in Valandria. With a guide system he called The Narrator, Langit started his second life in never-ending struggle to survive and to reach the highest level possible. But before that, to celebrate his new life, he changed his name to O. Yes, just one alphabet: O. A letter similar to number 0 (zero); a philosophical symbol that he would start his life again from zero. Whatever happen in this new life, he can't be like his weak, old self. Can O survive in this life, or more importantly, to be at the top of evolution? Enjoy his struggle to become the strongest as he unravel the secrets of the cursed city!