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You can call him the demon slayer, master of all tongues, world traveler or dragon rider, he was the God of lightening in his previous life but in this life, he is determined to be stronger so with his OP system and his knowledge of his previous life, he will fight enemies make friends while discovering dangerous secrets that will cause destruction when it falls into the wrong hands, this is the story of the strongest Esper on his path to immortality.

You know exactly what I mean," she blurts, her voice filled with frustration. "I know you wanted a life of wealth, far from the wretched one you live and I wanted to offer you that if you had just taken my offer and back out" She spat. He feels a surge of anger rising within him, fueled by her accusations. "Shut up!" He snapped, his voice laced with bitterness. Yet he hurriedly forced a thin lipped smile. "You know Exactly what I'm saying is right.," she retorts, her orbs blazing with a mix of anger and disgust. "I will never be able to love you, Ares! You are undeserving of me! I deserve way much better than your crap!" she seethes with venom, her words laced with anger and disdain. He can't help but chuckle, unable to contain his amusement. "And you think I'd settle for a brat like you? You will never be enough for me," he retorted, his voice dripping with sarcasm. ••• Ares, wrongly imprisoned for 3 years, seeks justice after being framed by a rich kid. A mysterious old man in jail teaches him martial arts and medicine. On release, Ares finds his mother blind and his father dead due to the rich kid's revenge. Ares vows to seek retribution.

" What are you doing here?!" She walked forward to meet Hudson and raised her hand.  *Pah*!  Hudson wasn't surprised. He just rubbed his cheek that was hit. Gina glared hard at Hudson.  She felt good after slapping Hudson, but she wasn't satisfied. Seeing Hudson again only brought nothing, but bad memories of what happened at the car dealership!  " How dare you?!" She clenched her fists, as she gritted her teeth.  " How dare you show your face here?!"  Hudson was shocked to see his ex girlfriend in his laws house. What will happen when his ex girlfriend is his mother in law? She will make his life hell and wont let him take a peaceful breath. The young man who is Septa Millionaire heir, but living a life of poor and weak son in law to avenge his mother murderer. Will he spare them for their sins? Will he satisfy his lust for vengeance, or be caught in another thing entirely? "

Andrew Smith, a pro player in the virtual reality game curia online, a game that models a magical world called curia. Andrew Smith and several thousand other players fought the last boss the demon sovereign and lost. No one on earth knew exactly what happened, but those several other thousand players who died in the game, fighting the demon sovereign, never woke up from their virtual capsules. Azraf Skythunder, a young man from an ancient World called Valens, hailing from the Ancient Skythunder clan, an ancient clan that has a glorious history and an age-long mission of protecting all worlds was sent on a mission to prove himself a worthy man who is worth upholding his Ancestors mission. Andrew Smith's and Azraf Skythunder, faith, crossed paths when Andrew smith died in the virtual reality game and when Azraf Skyrhunder died on the mission after slaying the mighty lightning blue dragon. Their souls intertwined and Azraf Skythunder reincarnated into Andrew Smith's modern world. A world that was bizarre in his eyes, was filled with wonders to him but at the same time, a disaster lurked behind the curtains. he could not understand the reason why he was sent into this foreign world, his father had once told him that nothing in this world is a coincidence, so coupled with Andrew Smith's memories, he tries to find out his place and mission in this endangered world.

A transmigrator successfully returned to his previous world, but he is no longer welcome on earth. Purgers appear to exterminate all returnees! The hard work of those who sought a peaceful life in return was rewarded by being hunted upon their return to Earth! Gaige Feryuson, however, not only endured the fate of being hunted but also ultimately turned into a purger who will purge the returnees—his friends. Ding! [System transfer complete!] Ding! [Bullet extraction complete!] Ding! [Regeneration complete!] Ding! [System Requirement: Eat transmigrators' souls (5/5)] [System bound!] [Congratulations! New host of the Purger system!] [Welcome back to Earth! Your journey to purging begins!] "I… I ate my friends?" Will transmigrators be able to live the peaceful life they deserve?

[System activated] [I will make these two worlds and their creatures bow at your feet, my master] [Humans, elves, dragons, monsters, dungeons, kingdoms, wealth, power and everything. I will dedicate them all to you, my master] Raff Petterson, a young man who lived a miserable life in the real world. Failure and humiliation were all he got. But the hope for revenge came when the system inside his body activated. He can go to another world and return to the real world with his skills. He doesn't know, all the missions he undertook would lead him to the struggle for the strongest throne in the real world and the other world.

"You miserable lowlife! Just get the hell out of my house!" Angela screamed. She dragged an overstuffed duffle bag out into the living room. "Please, Angie," Andre said. "We can work this out..." He pleaded in a docile tone, trying to calm his girlfriend down. She had never been this furious with him before. "Work out what? Your bankruptcy? How do you plan on doing that when your bank balance is zero?" Nathan, a deliveryman was betrayed, and kicked out of his house by his girlfriend. Was bullied by people around him. When he thought everything was over, he suddenly got a multitalented, and sudden wealth system. Now, he got the skills, and he's going to show them.

After saving a beautiful businesswoman from being drugged and abused by the general manager, Mark Ferro, the company janitor, finds himself in an unusual situation where he needs to marry the beauty. He promises to protect her and help her in her life. Although she accepts him as her husband, the businesswoman wondered: what a janitor could do so extraordinary for her? However, she didn't know who she had married and the stroke of luck she had...

Akin Samuels is a globally acclaimed genius(although being sick of getting the fact reminded to him on a regular basis) in a world where the already existing technology is jaw dropping. But in such a world, the natural assumption would be that nothing could ever possibly go wrong, wouldn't it? Unfortunately for Samuels and everyone else in this world of his, SOMETHING does indeed go wrong, with that being a deadly new virus seems to have popped out of nowhere and claims the lives of billions of people, dropping the total world population to a number which is a shadow of what it should have been. Having something of a rebellious spirit, Samuels immediately doesn't believe in this piece of public knowledge to be true because the virus in itself is one shrouded by mystery and secrecy. So now, since the government has failed to do it's job, Samuels takes it upon himself to discover the truth using only his wits, brain and last in the list of things he possesses, a time machine. However, in doing so he is thrown and also forces those he care about into secrets of the world which were meant to never have been spoken of by certain people and is left to bare the consequences of his actions. What could this mean for the future and past of Samuels and those around him?

Who said destiny was in your own hands? Who lied to you? It was written on flesh the day you got your name. Slaves to a race of people that balance the karma of the cosmos... Yet abuse all it's power and gifts in their failed self gratification... Yes! It's true, all for their amusement. But now a boy considered as much an abomination as a hawk and a dog giving birth to a child, is born of high blood and seeks freedom from destiny's shackles. He roams planes and defeat opponents as he struggles to climb to the top. P.s. this is a fantasy earth. Also the book cover isn't mine.