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Neglected and despised by his extended family, his father died when he was only 10 years old, his mother lay in hospital and needed surgery, Lein lived a life of extreme misery. He is willing to do anything to cure his mother. Kneel and prostrate? Kiss your feet? Lick your shoes? He will do anything! However, no one bothered to help him, until a notification from the system appeared in his vision. [Congratulations! You are the luckiest human among billions of humans in this world! Be the true ruler of this minuscule world!] [3...2...1...] [System is adjusted according to Host's needs and wishes. Analysis begins!] [4...3...2...1...Analysis complete!] [System starts!] Follow Lein's journey to reach the pinnacle of life! "Look! Everything is finally under the control of my feet!" Season 1: Chapter 1 - Chapter 167 Season 2: On-going I own the copyright to the cover.

"Your kidney? Haha! Ethan, you really are an idiot. It was me who needed a kidney match, and your wife gave yours to me!" For three long years, Ethan Sterling hid his true identity to pass a family test. He lived as a poor house servant, cooked all the meals, and even gave up his own kidney to save his father-in-law. But it was all a giant trap. His cruel wife, Chloe, only used him to save her rich secret lover. When Ethan catches them together at a luxury resort, Chloe doesn't feel bad at all. She tells him, "Let's be realistic, Ethan. You're just a useless delivery guy. Your kidney is much better off inside a rich man." Her family frames him for crimes, beats him up, and forces him to sign divorce papers, claiming he'll end up as a beggar. They have no idea that the multi-billion-dollar Vanguard Group has just been bought in pure cash. And the new, mysterious Supreme Chairman? It's the exact same delivery boy they're trying to break. As the top corporate directors bow down to Ethan, Chloe finally realizes the terrifying truth. Now broke and penniless, she falls to her knees and tries to crawl back to him, only to get one response: "Let's be realistic, Chloe. You're just a useless, penniless woman. My billions are put to much better use inside my bank than on a gold-digger like you."

"To others, you are a broken genius. To me? You’re just a frozen furnace waiting for a spark.” ​Lu Chen was a failed librarian in his past life, framed and killed for secrets he didn't possess. But when he transmigrates into the body of the most pathetic, "trash" teacher at Aetheria Academy, he doesn't come alone. He brings the Divine Lust Library. ​In a world gripped by the Great Chill, where the heavens are freezing and the world's most beautiful female geniuses are falling into "Permafrost Congestion," Lu Chen is the only man with the cure. ​The Academy says he's a fraud. The 2-Star Teachers call him a pervert. The noble "Geniuses" claim he’s a lunatic. ​But as Lu Chen looks at the arrogant Princesses and the "Ice-Cold" Saintesses, all he sees are Defects. ​[Diagnosis:Frost-Phoenix Bloodline Blockage.] ​[Remedy:Manual Yang Stimulation & Deep-Tissue Fluid Exchange.] ​[Instruction: “Student, strip your robes. If you want to reach the Nascent Soul Realm tonight, you must endure your Master’s... sacred frequency.”] ​With a library that reveals every woman's hidden weakness and a cultivation path that turns "shameless acts" into "God-tier power," Lu Chen begins his journey. ​He doesn't just teach; he conquers. He doesn't just heal; he defiles. ​From a dusty, creaking office to the Imperial Throne, Lu Chen will show the world that in the path of the Heavens, there is no greater power than the Harmony of Yin and Yang. ​“Master, is this... really a lesson?” “Quiet, Qin Yue. The Library never lies. Now, arch your back. We have three more meridians to clear before sunrise.”

In a world where every human is born with a spiritual mark called a Sigil, power determines your value. Some people control fire, some summon beasts, others manipulate time for a few seconds. But one forbidden Sigil was erased from history centuries ago....

[You are required to squander 1 million dollars in three days! Your balance has been connected to your bank accounts and you can pay with whatever method you want!] [Rule: You are not allowed to exceed three days, or else you will go back to being poorer than the poorest!] __ Despite loving his girlfriend so dearly, Robin Claire, a student, got cheated on and dumped because he was one the poorest boys in school. Of course, he was a church rat and he couldn't deny that. However, he gets injured when he tries to get his girl back. How will he understand that his life was now in his hands and he could navigate it however he wanted, with money? Amid this chaos, Robin rises to the top by trampling on those who trampled on him. But what happens when his girlfriend runs back to him and he has to take her back? Will he dump and cast her aside?

If your girlfriend is a robot, it will be a very interesting thing. Ansley's girlfriend is a robot, how do they live together? What would be the style of sex? What methods do robots need to use to soothe their emotions? What is the difference between her and humans? Let's go and uncover this mystery together.

250 years after the Ascension wars that led to the destruction of the moon, unsealing the seals that hold the ancient substance of Nytherite that allowed humans to progress technologically, but soon became the object of doom, corrupting every non human life form into ravage and dominant beasts called Extremovores that forced what was left of humanity to flee the surface. Creating seven gigantic floating arcs as sanctuaries, away from the extremovores. Adam and his sister Eve, Identical twins born in the post-surface surciety where your genetic purity determines your worth, with humans devided into Pures, Transcendants and Outcast. Adam, as an outcast must navigate his way in a cruel world where he is destined to be stepped on and used as a comodity had a fateful encounter with a relic that changed his path. The primordial Beast System. He must use this power to awaken his pottential and earn a place in a cruel world

He was a man who had nothing to his name nor anyone he could call a family. Just living as a corpse without any goal. He had lost all motivation to live and was just pushing the days because of a promise he made. 'Make sure to enjoy your life' He remembered the face of a woman who gave up her whole life for him. He looked at the rope in his hand, feeling disgusted at himself. He felt like his life had no motive. But that's when it happened. [The Necromancer System has chosen you] [The system is recommending you climb the Tower of Myth] [If you successfully climb to the top of the Tower, any one of your wishes will be fulfilled, no matter what it is] [Do you want to take the test of the Myth Tower?] [Yes/No] A reason for him to live appeared. The story of the One who had regained his will to live is about to start....

"MASTER. You are the son of the richest billionaire in the city, and your father wants you to take over" From the bottom of the society, Bruce finds out his real Identity and power, climbing up the ladders of wealth, and royalty, with a thirst for revenge on all of those who come after him

Leit is a young boy who's abducted from his home planet at a tender age of eight years old. He taken to a place where he spends the rest of his childhood, teens and adulthood confined in the unknown where he's required to break down precious minerals and materials because of his powerful ability which enables him to bite through anything. The only source of entertainment in this place is dark anime like Solo Levelling, Reverend Insanity, Jujutsu Kaisen, Beserker, Hunter Hunter, Monster Among Monsters anime. Watching such anime alters his personality, the way he perceives life and his world view. At an old age of eighty two, Leit swallows a precious rock that changes his life forever. [Ding! A World Fragment has been swallowed and enough energy has been obtained to fully awaken your Talent.] [Ding! Congratulations, you have successfully awakened your Unique Talent... Treasure Devourer.]