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In a world where your beast defines your bloodline, Leon is the academy’s punchline. While the elite flaunt obsidian dragons and celestial tigers, Leon is shackled to a "feeble" Xenomorph Queen—a low-rank insect that everyone assumes is good for nothing but digging dirt. But they are wrong. Dead wrong. Hidden beneath Leon’s calculated silence is the [Ancient Hive System], a relic of a lost era. It doesn’t just tame; it evolves. By feeding his Queen the marrow of prehistoric fossils and the genes of forgotten predators, Leon transforms a "paltry bug" into a biomechanical nightmare. Armed with the reinforced plating of a Triceratops and the lethal precision of an apex killer, his swarm is growing. While the "geniuses" mock his failing grades, Leon is building an empire in the shadows—a loyal, hive-minded legion that feels no pain, knows no fear, and answers only to him. The elite think they are the hunters. They haven't realized yet that in Leon’s world, they are nothing more than biological raw material for the next evolution. The Hive is hungry. And Leon has just given the order to feed.

The ultimate form of betrayal is witnessing your fiancée naked in bed with your boss. Nicholas Shane is an aspiring actor from California who frequently plays minor roles such as extras. He's been in the entertainment industry for two years and has failed to achieve popularity, recognition, or a major part. He is labeled a failure and looked down upon by his coworkers. Nicholas's fiancée and boss intended to get rid of him for knowing their secret, and they succeeded by throwing him off a cliff into the sea. Not knowing his death marks the beginning of his success. His death marks the beginning of a new him, as he activates a system that allows him to resurrect himself. When he returned, he was stronger, more powerful, successful, and wealthy with exceptional skills that mare him an A- list Actor. What will he do? what does he want? Revenge! His boss, Fiancee, and all who maltreated him should get their bucket ready to cry because a new NICHOLAS SHANE IS HERE!

Ethan's treated real bad by his rich wife, Amelia and her Family . One day, he watched helplessly as his wife cheat on him in their matrimonial bed with another guy, while forced to cook for them and sent on errand to buy condom too: Oh, yes. You must prepare a special dinner tonight. Richard loves the lobster risotto. Don't mess it up this time. And, um, make sure you buy... condom on your way back from the market. You know, just in case." "Condom? And who is Richard? Amelia, this is getting out of hand. I can't keep doing this." "Ethan, don't be difficult. This is what I expect from you. Just do as you're told, and maybe you won't mess things up for once." "I'm not your servant, Amelia. This has to stop. I won't be a part of this anymore." "Oh, please. You're just a lowly cook. Who else would want you? Now, do as you're told, or there will be consequences."

Follow the life of Sakamo Ryu on Earth, where he is Sakamo Ryu, a fifteen-year-old boy with ascendency of English-Japanese.  His other life is as Alex Brim, a Hero for Hire on the Magical World Azurath to where he can travel by using a magical pendant.  His help is needed from time to time, because of the Magical Voids that appear in the sky from where Monsters fall, making the lives of the different species that lives there, a very hard one.  … Alex shouted to the Orc, surprising everyone, “Eat him already! He is in my way, I want your head and the pretty Magical Orb you have inside you! You are not dead already because that dumbass is still there, but as soon as you kill him, you are all mine!” The Orc let his hostage go that fell on the ground with a muffled bump. The Orc raised his mace to the sky and screamed, giving the signal for the Goblins to attack. At the same time, Alex whispered, “Give me a little of your strength, Shinatobe.” A small dot of light near his right ear answered in a low voice, “As you say, Master.” ...

“Demon.” He could hear it all: their whispers, low murmurs— gossip. They feared him despite his inability to control the powers granted to him from birth. It was primal — the fear of what one would never understand and this fear was a force, a power he used in manipulating their worthless lives like the mere puppets they were. “Weak.” “Pathetic.” He was immortal; and as long as he lived, the fear they felt would never die out. He would keep feasting on their foolishness until he finally broke out of these material shackles. A force of chaos, nightmares they have been trying so hard to suppress and forget — that was what he was. “Immoral Demon! By the power of the gods, we order you to surrender your life and to us! We have you cornered, and there is no escape for you!” “Foolish demon, there is no where for you to run! Beg like the worm you are and shed all the tears you want, but we shall not spare your life today!” Mylos stared at the gathering of fools before him in a calm silence; he was going to make them beg for their lives, just like their worthless gods.

In futuristic Japan, your worth is measured by one thing: your core. Hunters are born with cores; supernatural power that lets them slaughter beasts from the parallel realm. The weak are left behind. Ichiro Teta was born with the weakest core of all. So he harvests. He collects Mana crystals left behind after the real hunters do the killing. He endures the beatings. He stays invisible. He makes a hard choice; joining the hunt, but where wits only are translated to powerless, Ichiro is still invisible to the world. Until one crystal changes everything. Swallowed in desperation. And the boy with nothing becomes something the world was never meant to see. Strength that terrifies captains. Power that breaks ranks and rules. The government calls it unauthorized. The Shibata clan calls it a threat. The beasts call it prey. But power has a price. And when the people Ichiro swore to protect become targets, he swore to avenge and gain all he has ever lost in ten folds He’s about to devour the darkness itself. Updates daily. Enter the hunt.

"Sandra!!!" Edward screamed in shock, seeing his wife stripped naked in the bathroom with Richard, the CEO of the biggest pharmaceutical company in the world. She had told him that Mr. Richard was just a business partner helping her grow her business, but unfortunately, Edward bumped into them when he was cleaning the bathrooms in the company. Enraged, he engaged Richard in a fight, which led to him being sentenced to 20 years in prison for assault. In prison, he got visitors. "Young Mr. Loyld, it's time to embrace your full potential and avenge all your enemies," a wealthy-looking man said respectfully as a fleet of luxurious cars parked in front of him. ______ Edward was a poor boy who worked as a janitor in a pharmaceutical company. He was always being bullied and harassed. But things turned around for him when he was given a book that had all the formulas to cure any disease in the world. Having become influential, he promised to bring chaos to all the rich men who insulted him while he was a janitor. He brought their businesses down and made them beg at his feet for mercy! ---

How does it feel to be chased by thousands of zombies who don't just want your brains, but are sexually obssesed with you? Ask Jendra (Je). With the help of Guntur (an ex-delivery driver with a bag of promo condoms). Je must turn the end of the world into a masterpiece. "Art is an explosion, but in Je's hands, art is a mass orgasm that saves the world."

Mother-in-law,“ Divorce my daughter, you, useless poverty dog! I have found better men for her, you never deserve her in the first place!” Jaden Reed:“ Divorce? If you truly want to divorce your daughter, then do me a favor and ask Vera to tell me by herself that she wants to divorce me because she's fed up with the marriage and not you or any other member of this family forcing her. Can you do that?" Wife:“ I am sick and tired of your life of poverty and need someone better who is willing to take care of me. I want a divorce now. You've been the family slave for years so it won't be right that you leave this house empty-handed, so I'll give you a check of 1 million dollars as a map...." Jaden Reed left the house with tears in his eyes, on his way a phone call from overseas came in. "Young Master Reed, the contracts are ready! With over 50 billion, the once useless son-in-law becomes the consortium’s legatee.

Mystery, action, killer, and bloody romance, prepare your heart before reading, some scenes may disturbing. ******* The deepest mind of humans is scary, you can never know how deep it was even it's your own mind, and everybody really has dark matter floating around their chest and just wait the very right time to explode. Dakota Sorrenson, a profiler, a young man with the deepest mind who knows how the dark mind works, thought his life never going to be so weird more than he was until a package with hand arrive at his office, someone being playing the mind with him. While Sam Danson is a fine young cold head detective, his sharp and deep analysis of the criminal is different from how Dakota sees it, together they try to figure out every step of the sadistic crime with an unthinkable method has been done. This is getting darker and full of mystery, unsolved crimes and unthinkable results, it's full of nerve cracking, get ready for the worse than you can even think about.