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George was your normal average guy on the street, doing the bare minimum, barely keeping his grades at the university afloat while dating the girl he loved. His life was simple but he loved it. Not for long though. It all changed after the sudden death of his parents in a ghastly car accident on the day he was supposed to graduate out of the university. On that day, George lost everything, not just his parents. “George, I heard your parents died in an accident, sorry”. “I wanted to inform you that Harley asked me out at the convocation”. “Of course I accepted, so that’s it, we’re done”. On that same day, he lost his girlfriend, his everything and life suddenly lost meaning to George. He lost the motivation to live. ‘This is my fate’. He thought. At the verge of giving up on living when he thought it was all over, a beautiful red-haired girl with chubby cheeks visited him. “You’re George Churchill right?” “Your grandfather sent this to you”. A system, stuck inside a visafone! The next day, George woke up to his mysterious family inheritance that enables him to do what he loves best, capturing cute pet and majestic beast pictures for a living. The only difference this time was, with each successful mission and capture, the mysterious visafone pays him real money…, real money! George’s life changed! “Perhaps, my fate is not that of misery afterall”.

Alpha Monroe is the youngest most deadliest billionaire alive who hates love to the core but prefers to be addicted to sex and making wealth, hence, what happens when he gets given a rogue who is a hybrid of a werewolf and a witch as a maid that teaches him how to fall in love again... But in doing so, she does not know that Alpha Monroe is begining to develop feelings for her.

"I will come to take my revenge on them!" John Alan, a hardworking man who had to die due to being hit by a bus. He died with a grudge against the fraudsters who had taken his parents' money. Previously, Alan had to go into debt until he was pressured by debt collectors. As a result, both of Alan's parents committed suicide because they could not stand the pressure of debt and economic difficulties. Alan had to live with all these burdens alone until the accident freed him from the world. Irena feels sorry for Alan's tragedy. She kidnapped Alan's spirit before heading to the afterlife to be reincarnated. Alan agreed and he was reborn into a boy named Arryn Vaughan in the Athanor Empire. Arryn arrived at a place filled with system and magic, something he had never done before. Arryn was gifted an extraordinary power that could make him cross various worlds in another universes. He plans to use this power to take revenge on those who have ruined his life while on Earth. Can he get his revenge? So what will he do with the power he has? . . *** Welcome to my first story. Set in a unique and unexpected world of magic and parallel worlds. There will be many new adventures. So, keep reading the story.

Imagine a situation where a girl leaves a guy she had been dating since high school, to marry a wealthy man because, her boyfriend was poor and barely have her time, due to his various hectic part-time jobs. BOOM! One day, it is discovered that, he is the only son of a billionaire, who has been looking for him all this years. Jason, a business administration student in his final year, had trained himself in college all this years, doing so many hectic jobs that were risky. His girlfriend, Jenny whom he had been dating since high school, accepted a marriage proposal from a wealthy man. It was shocking because, she never broke up with him. He got into a fight with Jenny's fiance, Donald an spent three days in prison. After his release, an elderly man came to meet him in his school, claiming to be his father. The elderly man was one of the top billionaires in New York. Jason refused to believe and demanded that a DNA should be conducted. It was finally proven that Mr. Arthur, was his father. Surprisingly, father and son bonded well...Like they say "Nothing good last forever" Death struck and Mr. Arthur died. After his will was read, It was revealed that he had willed all his properties to Jason, even before he found him. How would Jason use this newly acquired wealth, as he was so desperate to see his ex and her fiance suffer.

Stanley Garin was a serious young, intelligent and passionate man who loved computers. His love to build and program computers got him a wide recognition and eventually he got a job. But unknown to him, his first Job came with a big secret. ************* She couldn't wait any longer and slipped down the bed to press her tongue against his hot flesh. He tasted so good! Her long candy pink tongue slipped out to wrap around his shaft three times and squeezed. "OMIGOD! Oh geezus! What- what are you doing?" he asked. She chuckled sexily, unable to talk with her tongue stroking his cock up and down like a wet fist. When she reached the head she uncoiled her tongue and licked at the spikes and purred at their silky smooth texture. Stanley was mumbling as his body experienced this bliss for the first time. It was quickly becoming too much for him. He felt something happening in his body. A pressure and a need. Can he escape his raging desires before things get even worse? Find out in this steamy and thigh tingling 8 part erotic series... ********* NOTE: This story contains strong sexual scenes, romance, lesbianism, succubus, oral, satyr, and magic. Read and enjoy...

Orion, an orphan highschool student was taken along his class filled with celebrities to another world, but what awaited him was despair and revelations. "What have I done to deserve this...?" "You are pathetic, Orion." Going through many hardships, he will learn and grow. He will discover that a terrible truth lies behind his life. "Someone like you shouldn’t exist in this world." [Soul Avatar Identified...] He will learn that a terrifying threat was looming over his entire class. "Do you really think it was a coincidence that your class was summoned?" The summoning of his class to another world was not a random one to save an empire.

[🥉 #10 System in my real life 🥉 ]"I don't have any powers and I don't want any." Victor snorted. "Well, there is no turning back now. At this stage, you can't control your primal instincts and your will to morph. Although, they are vital for a shape-changer." Maks's eyes rounded, pacing back and forth, "I can't control my primordial instinct..." He said. "It's primal_" "They're the same thing!" He yelled back. He was going to freak out if he found himself in a situation where he couldn't help himself. He gazed at his hands. Then he started slowly. "This is your first and least level of cultivation, you'll have to keep going."

An ordinary man who wanted nothing but the love of others but as he grew, he realized that life wasn't really for those who were weak. With his foster mother lying on her deathbed and debts gotten due to his girlfriend locking around, he could only lean on Evelyn for support. But his word tore into shreds when he discovered that his dare Evelyn was cheating on him with his boss and never loved him. But at the peak of his heartbreak, a group of men classically dressed stormed into the place. "Young Master." They called out. With so much wealth, power and influence, he is bent on taking his revenge on all those who wronged him.

When lightning strikes Yuan Fen, he gets intelligence that he didn't expect. He then finds himself in a world full of magic and epic battles. But his journey and experience have only just started. During the fight between the good Elven race and the bad demon, Yuan Fen saw how strong and skilled both sides were. Because of their magic and mystery, he gets caught up in a plot that is much bigger and more dangerous than he thought. Lucky for him, he is an Elven disciple with a very interesting background, and he is also in the middle of a dangerous and tense battle. They have to find out about old secrets and deal with the evil threats that are looming over the Silver Continent. As they try to figure out the Sword Intent, a power that can make people immortal, they have to face danger and find truths that have been kept secret for hundreds of years. They know that the fate of the Silver Continent and all people depends on them more than anything else. The book has exciting and vivid adventures, magical elements, and interesting secrets. Get ready to join a fascinating world where fate and bravery are closely linked. Your attention will be drawn deeper into Yuan Fen's exciting story with each new chapter. Will they protect the Silver Continent from the bad guys who are out there? In a fantasy book full of mystery, intrigue, and surprising beauty, you can follow their trip.

King Damon challenged Marcelos to a fight a thousand years ago to know who was going to be in control of the dragon and the dragon gene power. King Damon cheated during the fight and thought Marcelos was dead not knowing he survived and was empowered by the revenger so Marcelos could take his revenge and rule the world. After acquring the powers, Marcelos set out to destroy the world but was defeated by the tribes joining hands together but couldn't be killed then he was put to an eternal sleep. Since then Marcelos have been planning his way back to the real world to carry out his plan and rule the world. Marcelos was awaken and decided to finish his mission by ending all living thing with the thought and power that he can create a living of his own. At that same time, kid with supernatural powers and the power to control the only dragon were born, and there destiny is to stop Marcelos. Marcelos was a tiny bit to success after laying a lot of lives waste but the survivor of mankind born with special powers and other supernatural beings and creatures joined hands together to stop Marcelos and bring his reign to and end.