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The ultimate form of betrayal is witnessing your fiancée naked in bed with your boss. Nicholas Shane is an aspiring actor from California who frequently plays minor roles such as extras. He's been in the entertainment industry for two years and has failed to achieve popularity, recognition, or a major part. He is labeled a failure and looked down upon by his coworkers. Nicholas's fiancée and boss intended to get rid of him for knowing their secret, and they succeeded by throwing him off a cliff into the sea. Not knowing his death marks the beginning of his success. His death marks the beginning of a new him, as he activates a system that allows him to resurrect himself. When he returned, he was stronger, more powerful, successful, and wealthy with exceptional skills that mare him an A- list Actor. What will he do? what does he want? Revenge! His boss, Fiancee, and all who maltreated him should get their bucket ready to cry because a new NICHOLAS SHANE IS HERE!

[ Soul Force: Exceptional.] [Title Granted: God of Songs and Music.] [Class: X. Dominion: All sound, all rhythm, all harmony and discord that ever was or will be] [Edge: Reality hums your melody. Creation dances to your chorus. Accept divine duty? [Yes] / [No] ] The world ended in an unbecoming way and from the Apocalypse rose a lot. Many of earth's population didn't survive, they were either dead or transformed into brainless mutants. The ones that did make it were granted powers! systems that helped them engineer the world and what was remaining of it. The weak souled ones Awakened with very very mediocre powers e.g. Knowing how to spot water e.t.c but the stronger souled awakened as S class granted legendary status and titles proclaiming them lord over thier powers. The stronger and rarer souled ones however, Awakened as X class a conventionally different specie of Humans...the system proclaimed them Gods and infinite. Now what happens when Tony burbry a boy who after an incident awakens as the God of sound....

How does it feel to be chased by thousands of zombies who don't just want your brains, but are sexually obssesed with you? Ask Jendra (Je). With the help of Guntur (an ex-delivery driver with a bag of promo condoms). Je must turn the end of the world into a masterpiece. "Art is an explosion, but in Je's hands, art is a mass orgasm that saves the world."

After many thousands of years, the flame of war between human clans and demon clans continued to cause chaos. However, in just a few years in the future, one kingdom managed to bring harmony to these two clans. Come and go as you like but never harm. If you do, punishment awaits you. Zeliker (Demon Prince): I wish to see the peace created like the Eskimos Kingdom. Stiria (Human Princess/Duo?): It is not impossible. You are from the demon royalty. Maybe your presence will create the peace you seek. We are here to help you, Zeliker. Sektar (Human King): You want to marry my daughter? Are you not afraid of the hatred from your father, the demon king? Nekruis (Demon King): I'm going to see the princess who captured my son's heart. If she is unworthy, might as well kill her before she taints him more. Author Warning! This is a dark novel. Some parts may contain scenes that are unsuitable for underage such as abuse and torture.

"Mark my words, Mr. Rout, I will bring you on your knees for marrying me under false pretense." she roared. The corners of my lips lift in amusement as I replied, "I will gladly go down on my knees but only for the thoughts I have in my mind for our first night together, my phoenix.And don't always challenge me otherwise I will make you regret it." "I will bring you on your knees and make you bow in front of me out of respect towards me and that's an oath," She cut both of our palms at the same time, reuniting our hands with blood. A fierce battle erupts when a girl finds her life falsely accused of murder and spends her 5 years of imprisonment, but now she is out for revenge. A story about betrayal from her closed one, revenge for her wrongful imprisonment, and ultimately finding unexpected love along the way.

Hello there, person behind the screen. I'm a self-proclaimed author and God of this novel world. Well, about this book's story, it's all about this little girl who wants to be a sage and acquires a tattered book from a stranger. So what are the three things you must and shouldn't expect from this kind of novel? First, I'll try my best to cover the entire world and put a little bit of sugar coating inside. Two, don't expect too much from this novel or the world itself. I'm not a good storyteller, and I won't please everyone. Lastly, if you're lucky and went inside this world... Then do your best to survive and have a fun life. I don't know you, and you don't know me; don't expect that I'll cover you or put your name here. And that's all! Enjoy reading! :')

Despite having a job at a renowned company, Arthur was only a janitor. His cousin, who was a senior executive in the firm, constantly harassed and badgered him to the extreme. To top it off, his cousin brazenly flirted with and kissed his fiancée right in his presence! One day, his life changed drastically. [Ding!] [Binding The VIP System... [Your mission is to become a person of great prestige, to attain wealth, fame, and to have every woman you desire.] [Bank Central World] The balance of your account ending in xxx69 is USD 10,000,000,000,000.00. This marked his turning point from his lowest to his highest point – a feat humans have never achieved before. *** This book is sure to offer a pleasurable, effortless, and enjoyable reading experience. Its captivating romance will draw you into the story, and each character is carefully crafted to be unique. The writing is exquisite and free of any grammatical, spelling, or other errors. Why not give the first 10 chapters a try?

A few reporters gathered at the carnival of a newly formed kingdom. They started asking the citizens a few questions about their new King. Reporter: What do you think about your new King? Person A: He is a crazy man. Person B: He is a... maniac. Person C: He is a family man. At once everyone around them looked at the Person C as if he had gone crazy. Person C cleared his throat: Well, what I heard is that he wouldn't go crazy until no one speaks a word against his babies. He loves them so much. Everyone thought for a whole two seconds and nodded their heads. Reporter: So, your King has babies? Can you tell us about them? What about your Queen? Person A: They are weird. She is too. Person B: They are... monsters. She is a... Tree. Person C: They are cute and adorable. She is too. Once again everyone around looked at the Person C as if he had gone crazy. He once again cleared his throat: Well, if you want to survive in this kingdom, even if you know what they are, you have to say that they are cute and adorable. Once again everyone nodded their heads after thinking for two seconds. The reporters are confused by their answers. A human and a tree gave birth to monsters? What are they talking about? After asking around for a while, they got the answer: The hate in their King's heart makes the Monster tree grow. At the end of the Carnival the reporters got another news. Person A and B were killed by their King while Person C got a reward from him. Reporters: He really is a Manic tyrant.

[MILLIONAIRE #1 OFFERS $100,000 IN EXCHANGE FOR SMASHING YOUR PHONE SCREEN AGAINST YOUR HEAD... Accept Decline] In a world where he’s been betrayed by his girlfriend, spat on, humiliated, and beaten to the brink of death. A man named Jack will awaken a powerful millionaire system capable of giving him everything he needs for revenge. Jack only wants to bring fire down upon the heads of those who turned his life into a living hell—and now he has the power to do it. Even if it means destroying his own life in the process. But that system, which seems to be the solution to all his problems, will quickly become a double-edged sword threatening to cut his own throat. Unknowingly, Jack is dealing with flamboyant millionaires from another dimension. A digital world where the millionaire system can control its users to the point of forcing them to do whatever it wants. Jack is now alone, fighting against both worlds in an attempt to cut the strings that move his body like a puppet.

The Pandora’s Box also identified as the Devil's Toy Box An urban legend commonly told to citizens from birth about Pandora’s box that has the power to grant your inner desires, your greatest wish, beauty, immortality, fame, wealth, power, name it; you just have to find the box and make your wish. So people will fight each other; fathers betray sons and daughters engage in a bloodbath against anyone, however, there are only a few who truly know that the devil's box of wishes was a key to a gateway to unlocking another dimension of monsters to human reality. The Yoon prestigious family is a billionaire family that owns it all in terms of wealth, but the seedlings struggle for succession for the vast wealth brings out the deadly evil nature of them. Sen Jin won- Alex Walker, the devil's son, witnesses his grandmother and his mother killed in front of his eyes by his uncles and aunties to obtain the wealthy throne. He was bullied and mistreated by his family. In a dungeon he unlocks Pandora's box and got a leveling-system for revenge, which becomes his help as well as his greatest doom, pulling into a battle known as the GAMES OF THE GODS , as champion host to battle six other champions like him hosted by seven class entities which are- power type class-Zeus king of Gods, lancer class- Odin alfner, Archer class-Artemis, warrior class- Athena Goddess of war, Necromancer class- Anunbis god of the dead ,Assassin class- Kratos ghost of sparta and Mage class- Ares the God of violence. The gods are known as the GODS OF THE GABS. unlocking a world of monsters merging with the human world. He must save his friends, his beloved, and the world from mistakes in his quest for vengeance.