Your So Ugly Jokes

" Lisa, I... I didn-" " Stop it." Lisa declared, her voice trembling with emotion. "I won't tolerate any more of your lies, you overstepped your boundaries this time, Mello, and I won't forgive you for it." she said, gasping. She stopped for a moment, staring directly into his eyes. Mello could have sworn he saw guilt and pain in those blue eyes. He hated that he was the reason she was that way. He attempted to speak but words failed him. " I think this is it," Lisa said, letting her tears fall as she made a painful decision " I can't do this anymore. Let's end this marriage." Mello Buster, once content with his modest life despite its challenges, found himself broken by Lisa's declaration. He left in despair, feeling depressed and defeated. To his surprise, fate had a surprising twist in store. A shocking revelation suddenly led him to become an heir to a vast fortune worth trillions. Armed with newfound wealth and influence, the once worthless son-in-law returned on a mission to reclaim his dignity and prove his worth to those who had belittled him.

The city rejected him, his girlfriend broke the relationship, humiliated him, and dragged his face in front of her new lover in the public because he was poor. Broken and humiliated, Benjamin walked away, stripping off everything that reminded him of her from his cramped world. That night, one call changed his life. "Mr. Volkov, this is a call from the world Bank," said the voice. "Your mother left you a message in her Safe."

Every 20 years, a peculiar event happens in the world, most people call it "The blood moon". When the sky turns dark and the moon red. They say a beast will come hunt you at night, a beast born from your worst nightmares. Every 20 years, a genocide happens, no one ever being able to understand or stop it. It was during one of those specific nights that Shane lost something precious to him... but for some reason... he can't quite remember.

History says that humans encounter an eye of destiny whenever they are in the midst of dying. It's either a blessing or a curse, a destiny or a mistake. The eye is given to you, as a sign or reward that you just strive through death. An eye where you can see when a human's death awaits. But will you intervene in the things that are already arranged just to save someone? In exchange for your life? An eye who can see Fate, Fate that deities already planned. Is it a blessing or a curse? Fate.

"Boss, we thought we lost you!" "I am not your boss!" he replied.  When he looked into the mirror, he was someone and something else. "I once was…" *** Shawn Rossacks is a diligent lowly worker in the Goldfield's Canopy. But he knows too much and was killed to restore the reign of power. However, the 6-Tier system institutes his rebirth, with Bruce having missions to fulfil under different consecutive personalities. 

[WARNING THIS IS AN EROTICA NOVEL MEANT FOR SPECIAL AUDIENCES] it will include harem, MC stealing girls, humiliation,bdsm, Lolita, Maledom and so on. It's really funny to be bored with your normal, partying but not having women you want, Well shit happens I got reincarnated as a prince with an incubus system abilities, I need to rule the world, just kidding fuck my way up to the top (Please I am not perfect, but promise to meet up with you taste.)

In a world where Ascension Levels dictate your worth, Eka Pradana is the bottom-tier trash—a permanent Level 1 warehouse worker. But hidden deep within his data is a glitch that turns every ounce of pain received into infinite kinetic potential. When the Ascension Authority realizes their carefully curated hierarchy is being threatened by a man who refuse to die, they send their best to erase him. Little do they know, the harder they hit, the harder he hits back.

Being given a choice, “Divorce Hazel or you will suffer with her, even your little daughter, Ivy, will live a miserable life”Marcus thought his life was over until he was revealed as the only heir of the Hamilton trillionaire dollars fortune.“After giving the Hudson family all my money, you dare spill nonsense about me”A silence laughter followed.“I only care about Hazel, and my daughter, the rest of the Hudson family can go to hell”

-[You have Obtained the Vampire Progenitor System] -[Begin your journey as the son of the moon and the embodiment of darkness] . . The world has changed. Super humans known as Magis walk the earth, wielding an esoteric force known as beta. Aiden is always ridiculed by his peers due to his inability to wield beta force. However, through a twist of incidents, he awakens something even better than beta force; The Vampire Progenitor System! . . I retain Copyright to the book cover

" Here is the agreement I have with your father." " I do not know you are his son nit until I have seen his picture in your house. You can as well marry my daughter." Norah father said to Lucas, when he got to know about him. Lucas Renee ex-husband turned a billionaire after a year divorce with Renee, whom he love and cherish, but Renee have choose him out of his potential and handsomeness. Lucas while be Renee husband, was humiliated and underrated by Renee and her parents. She cheated on him with her boyfriend whom she divorce Lucas for. Luckily to Lucas as a food delivery man, and a chef, met with Norah a billionaire daughter, with whom Lucas late parents had unfinished business with, unknkw to Norah father Lucas was the one who is to take over his father company. " Despite be humiliated by you sir, I won't pay evil for evil, because I love you daughter and would like to spend the rest of my life with her." Lucas smiling said to Norah father, after signing the agreement papers, that turned him a billionaire. Years later, Renee got devasted as her boyfriend left her and have stolen from her, she went around in search of Lucas. What Happened when Lucas got to meet her. Read to tell by yourself.